InCase You Didn’t Know…
The leader of the Dallas Blonde Mafia is officially ORANGE.
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why did she do that to herself??? no need to be orange!
Call Willy Wonka! One of the Umpa Lumpas has escaped!
and in the dark, she would do.
lyndi, you need to get a life!!! and just some advice…. lay off the mystic tan..and your hair should not ever be lighter than your skin color! just a word of advice!!!
white she-devils
the girl on the left is named amber and is now a playboy model who was the biggest slut in high school and would fu*k guys in the school bathroom, COL*EYVILLE HERIT*GE baby.
girl on left is naked all over the internet; girl on right looks like she’s 40
chick on the left has corn-sized teeth and a pelican beak nose.
is this a mother and daughter?
that fake brown skin does not go with that dyed blonde hair.. who do you know that has blonde hair that has brown skin… just as bad as a black girl (dark skin) wearing blonde hair.. same thing it does go together too fake!
I love Amber! She has my heart and she has had my Greg!
OMG! Pathetic! Why is she sooooo orange!? Lyndi’s nose is so fat and gonzo like!
Also, I thought you girls were supposedly going to scan and email a receipt of your BIG purchase, the $2240 multicolor speedys!? What’s up with that…? I guess you guys didn’t suck d*ck good enough to get a fake receipt at the Galleria, huh! Such fake, deceitful b*tches you guys are! Nice job on going no where! Neither one of you even has an education nor do you plan on getting one either! Oh yeah! I forgot, Amber’s playboy modeling career will last forever… even with saggy t*ts and a catcher’s mitt for a p*ssy!… And Lyndi, you’ll probably just inherit your family’s fortune… the joke of a beauty school your crazy whore grandmother owns! You guys are so outrageously pathetic! SERIOUSLY!
haha both are strippers and lyndi meet this old ass man named jim at the strip club while dancing that she bones once a week for $500 – $1000. amber has herps so watch out.
Everyone that comments lies and hurtful things are such a joke!!
This totally libel and defamation of character anyone that actually comments on these photos has no life and is so pathetic.If you’re actually going talk a bunch of bs on people actually make it worth your while and sign your name INSTEAD…let’s just be completely fake and act like youre my friend in public and then get on a website that doesn’t even matter just to be hurtful and malicious!! Its really disappointing that the the world has come to this…web site sh*t talking…wow.
I love Amber!!!
just sayin’
you would have to actually have reputable character to defame…
OK obviously this Lyndi slut oh i mean chick dances at Mens club & aspires to get just like “leper & alien” well hun your headed down the right track & please stop sending in pics of yourself on here like your actually someone in dallas who matters. your just a child screaming out for attention & the dirty isnt a way to do it. YOUR A NOBODY HONEY STOP TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS cuz it aint gonna work
I’d love to finger bang both of these girls at once…..
amber.. shut the fu*k up, talking about sign a damn name, that could be a fake name also, get a life bit*h and this is a gossip site, folks can say what they want, who the fu&k are you to tell anyone anything!
“?????” then your an even bigger joke…then just hate on if that makes you feel so great about your damn self!
“??????” youre and even bigger joke…then just hate on if that makes you feel so damn great about yourself!
Lyndi works at the Men’s CLub in Dallas…I went to one of their Topless Crawfish Pool Parties…and she was pool side sucking heads….of course Crawfish Heads, good at it too…
ok…first of all…. I do NOT work at mens club… “romoisahomo” why dont you come out and say ur name bc obviously you dont have a damn clue what you are talking about. I really think its funny…
This website is a joke. All it is, is lies, after lies, after lies…. All of you guys on here who like to talk shit are all insecure/fake people. I mean, does it make ya’ll feel better about ya’lls self to talk shit??? I dont understand the point in it… b/c if your trying to bring someone down your wasting your time talking shit about me on here, b/c I could honestly careless…All it is, is jealous haters..
ok…first of all…. I do NOT work at mens club… “romoisahomo” why dont you come out and say ur name bc obviously you dont have a damn clue what you are talking about. I really think its funny…
This website is a joke. All it is, is lies, after lies, after lies…. All of you guys on here who like to talk shit are all insecure/fake people. I mean, does it make ya’ll feel better about ya’lls self to talk shit??? I dont understand the point in it… b/c if your trying to bring someone down your wasting your time talking shit about me on here, b/c I could honestly careless…All it is, is jealous haters..
If anyone is insecure or fake it would be you LYNDI. You can’t even walk out of the house without tons of makeup plaster to your face or your hair freshly fried and glued to your head. You are seriously pathetic and need to stop promoting lame clubs and actually do something productive with your life. You’re so ignorant you can’t even use proper grammar; neither does your sidekick Amber. Do all of us a favor and get a real life, not one at your granny’s so called ‘beauty supply store’ either. Also, posting the same comments more than once displays uncertainty about the image you depict anyway. LOSER.
I have a crush on Amber and Lyndi! Would love to date Amber!
just sayin’
Excuse me “lucky!” but Im not “Lyndi’s Sidekick” if you actually knew us personally you would know that! Why don’t you get over yourself, sorry we can’t all be Microsoft Word like you douche bag and use perfect grammar…you are a joke seriously just like this website haha!!
damn has anybody noticed the other bithch is cracked up or methed up or something. look at those f’n pupils