Is Hooman Karamian (nice name) the Real Nik Richie?

Posted in The Dirty | September 4th, 2008

What a tool bag… if you are going to take a mug shot with your cheese-grader face at least look sexy?

Nik Richie: If you were gay and had to be the top for this DUI Douche Bag, Would You?

Answer:  No, he has $2.00 waxed eyebrows, a taliban beard, a nose that is as large as my Greg, needs Botox, was set up by Scottsdale PD for posting a picture of the Cheif of Police’s daughter, has a homo skunk trail that only D-Nazi would be proud of and his chest hair is for the Gays!  Dude what were you thinking?  Shave that fern gully down!  Also, I don’t bang dudes with weird names… not my style.

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Is Hooman Karamian (nice name) the Real Nik Richie?
  1. September 10, 2008 at 1:55 am

    Ararat says:

    1. You are ugly and you are losing your hair
    2. What a wuss….they had to restrain and take a blood sample while you cried for your attorney. What a bit*h
    3. 140 pounds….seriously?!?!
    4. If I were you I’d change my name…again

    Reply to Ararat
  2. September 10, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    Yacine B says:

    karma

    Reply to Yacine B
  3. September 10, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    No worries says:

    What floors me is what in the h@ll did you think was sitting behind the computer and working this site? Brad Pitt? For F*cks sake you guys had to realize it was just a normal dude with a good idea for a site that happened to take off and do really well because all of us love watching the D*Bags of our respective cities get blasted for being the stupid jack-off people they are. Its an entertainment site.. yeah, he talked Sh*t about people but really did you expect him to be some totally hot guy with no issues of his own? The perfect guy doesnt exist.. Just tons of guys with uni-brows and bad taste in clothes.. Keep rockin Nik

    Reply to No worries
  4. September 10, 2008 at 7:09 pm

    haha says:

    Why did you have purse… and what type of porshe do you sport?

    Reply to haha
  5. September 13, 2008 at 12:26 am

    douche! says:

    why did you quit posting peoples comments here? can’t take the heat?

    Reply to douche!
  6. September 13, 2008 at 9:58 am

    tricia says:

    wait nik im confused. why does it say you got your DUI on 01/23/08

    Reply to tricia
  7. September 16, 2008 at 10:32 am

    j says:

    you smell like curry. You should just give up and go drive a taxi cab.

    Reply to j
  8. September 18, 2008 at 12:17 am

    Kobe Bryantt says:

    PeeWee Herman’s mugshot was far more masculine than this one.

    Reply to Kobe Bryantt
  9. September 20, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    Declined Credit Card Girl says:

    I feel a lot better knowing how ugly you are

    Reply to Declined Credit Card Girl
  10. September 23, 2008 at 12:12 am

    duh says:

    haha wow Nik i cant believe you try to make fun of other people

    you’re a terrorist, you have no style, your name is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard.. your relatives definitely run planes into buildings… and the best part is that you were dui’ing with no insurance

    Reply to duh
  11. October 6, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    Just call me a hot fan says:

    I pictured you more unattractive in all honesty. I love this site and it makes my heart happy seeing people on here that I’ve called butherfaces and other such things who are ugly partiers from the inside out. I haven’t seen anyone from my city on here yet that doesn’t deserve to be on here. I’m really a fan of this site and everyone up in arms who’re attacking you now….well I’m sure they’ve been called out in the past.

    One thing though. I think you’re a bit harsh on women. It seems you hardly ever would screw a chick and in such respect, do you ever get laid?

    PS- Hey ignorant assholes, calling someone a terrorist because they are a certain race is only fueling the hatred that drove 9/11. So keep on keeping on, but you’re making an assclown of yourself

    Reply to Just call me a hot fan
  12. October 7, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    dc says:

    GOOD GOD what gives you the right to make fun of ANYONE?!?!?!?? you are hideous in every sense of the word.

    Reply to dc
  13. October 8, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    I'm a dude says:

    And I think you’re hot :)

    Reply to I'm a dude
  14. October 13, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    Phoenix_Wright says:

    Wow, you said you wouldn’t to so many girls yet 99 percent of those girls wouldn’t do you. Haha, ironic.

    Reply to Phoenix_Wright
  15. October 14, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    Andy says:

    even if u payed me a million dollars i wouldn’t even touch your hairy cheat

    Reply to Andy
  16. October 14, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    ashlee says:

    I dont understand how you even sleep at night knowing what you make people go through everyday when their pic gets posted up here.. it is not all fun and games when they start talking about your personal life.. or making things up to ruin your image and make you look like you have no respect for yourself. You put underage kids up here as if high school isnt hard enough and people like yourself rip them apart and make them feel so ashamed! IM not going to sit here and make fun of you bc then i would be just like you… and im far from that..

    Reply to ashlee
  17. October 24, 2008 at 12:22 am

    NOT A FRIEND OR FAN OF THIS says:

    HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE YOU MUG POSTED WHY DON;T YOU CHECK THE AGE LIMITS THAT ARE PUT ON YOUR SITE YOU SAID THEY MUST BE 18 WELL NOT ALL ARE 18 I A SURE YOU

    Reply to NOT A FRIEND OR FAN OF THIS
  18. November 9, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    trix says:

    agreed ashlee

    Reply to trix
  19. November 14, 2008 at 9:23 pm

    pat says:

    you arent nun but a fu*kin rag head… go back to iraq and bomb them dirty b!tch … and get fu^ked
    you funky b!tch you need to go to jail and get your a$$ beat for doing this sh!t…KARMA is a b!tch… and when you go to jail dont drop the soap because you gonna get f*cked up a!! oh you already a queer… stick your small a&& greg in your maw you must do this because you mama rapped you when you were a child… you maw is a carpet muncher post her dirty a** on her… you need to but the rag over your face instead of your head you ugly b*(ch!!!!

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  20. December 2, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    SlimDeuce says:

    ha ha all these f@#kin haters out in the world, damm it’s cold out there, your an idiot for driving drunk, but an absolute genius for making this site, i swear i could probably spend the rest of my life wading through the sea of whores and douchebags, and every page just keeps gettin funnier, keep it up nik

    Reply to SlimDeuce
  21. December 4, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Lucid says:

    Dude is a Persian for the gays

    Reply to Lucid
  22. December 19, 2008 at 11:13 am

    HAHHAHAAH says:

    DIRKA DIRKAAAAA haha karmas a bitch.. just like u lol

    Reply to HAHHAHAAH
  23. December 19, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    alex says:

    damn nik 140lbs? you need to eat some more kabab

    Reply to alex
  24. December 24, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    babygirl says:

    you nobody need to stop about my friend he didnt do nothing to anyone so shut the hell up and Perez Hilton is just someone try to get better than him the dirty ,com website is alot more better cuz some people want to tell other people about they boyfriend oe girlfriend or is the friends talk behind they back or sometime so shut up about him

    Reply to babygirl
  25. January 8, 2009 at 10:19 am

    MEE says:

    Nik…. YOUR A PUSS CAKE

    Reply to MEE
  26. January 17, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    Wipe that face off your head, Bitch! says:

    they had to restrain you to take the blood? hahahhaha

    Reply to Wipe that face off your head, Bitch!
  27. February 6, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    heavy hangers says:

    nik’s picture for his 30th birthday is so lame. why did he take that first of all, and why did he have to go and disable the comments for the posting for his birthday. what a terrible photo, definitely for the gays.

    Reply to heavy hangers
  28. March 13, 2009 at 11:14 am

    harhar says:

    man this HAD to be a really bad night, this picture is HORRIBLE

    Reply to harhar
  29. July 28, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    HandsFreeHomo.[removed] says:

    so much for disarming people by making fun of yourself first

    Reply to HandsFreeHomo.[removed]
  30. November 19, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    mark says:

    Hahaha 5′8 140 hahaha what are you f*cking 13?

    Reply to mark
  31. January 14, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    loans says:

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    Reply to loans
  32. June 18, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    Anonymous says:

    What a fcking homo, what kind of self respecting man that isn’t a hair dresser or gay actually drives a Porsche Boxter? He obviously can’t even afford a second hand 911 and is 30k milli as he calls them

    Reply to Anonymous
  33. July 9, 2010 at 7:11 am

    Katt says:

    And you have the gaul to make evil comments about others?!?!

    Reply to Katt
  34. August 11, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    Steve F. says:

    D Bag with a capital D. This guy lol I cant stop laughing at the picture, this guy prob. thinks he ais a lady slayer. Wheres the Mosque??

    Reply to Steve F.

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