Caption of the Day
Posted in Tampa, The Dirty | September 30th, 2008

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Spa? Please be funny and not racist.
Link to yesterday’s winner - Envelope Please
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY tee!






WINDOWMAN says:
THIS WAS THE LAST PICTURE OF JIMMY ALIVE. THE CANNONBALL OFF THE DOUBLE WIDE WASN’T A GOOD IDEA.
to WINDOWMANScott Palin says:
Check it out Sarah, I made us a swimmin’ pool……
to Scott PalinEfferri says:
Deep in the Heart of Texas!
to Efferriwaldo says:
My old lady said couldnt be done, well I proved her and everyone in the trailer park wrong.
to waldoBlonkey Lover says:
Yes, that is a wine cooler in my hand. That’s we roll in Arkansas!
to Blonkey LoverOCTrout says:
And everyone thinks I used the garden hose to fill up this beauty…
to OCTroutScotty B says:
Cletus: “Come on in! As soon as that Chili kicks in, we’ll get this here Hot Tub goin strong!”
to Scotty BConka says:
Under Obama’s tax plan, he says I’m rich
to ConkaMenotYou says:
And you all said I was going to regret dropping out of high school.
to MenotYouJPA says:
basstrackers, bayliners and a party barge,
to JPAstrung together like a floating trailer park anchored out and gettin loud
all summer long side by side there’s five houseboat front porches astroturf,
lawn chairs and tiki torches
regular joes rocking the boat that’s us
the redneck hot tub
YAiSAIDit says:
In Glentucky “lawn ornaments” aka broke-down trucks are easily transformed into “hot tubs” aka piss pots.
to YAiSAIDitslut says:
You’re jealous aren’t you, I get to drink alcohol and bathe at the same time!
to slutslut says:
You’re jealous aren’t you, I get to drink alcohol, tan, and bathe all at the same time!
to slutthe ambassador says:
Houston Hot Tub, courtesy of Hurricane Ike…
to the ambassadorboob says:
Maybe now the cops will stop pulling him over for riding dirty
to boobTy says:
You might be a redneck if…
to TyLucky the Leparchaun says:
Only real 30K millionaires ride with a pool in their truck.
to Lucky the LeparchaunTy says:
what kind of appalachian american wears a t-shirt in a hot tub?
to TyVeg says:
Lesbians with wine coolers will bring the party to you
to VegJacov says:
That there’s an R.V.
to JacovPro_Bro says:
KKK POOL PARTY!!!
to Pro_Brobuckwheat says:
Grannie’s plastic curtains: $0 (But hell to pay later)
Truck bed full of water: $0 (syphoned from swamp)
Practical joker little brother’s submerged 6-foot gator:
PRICELESS
to buckwheatLeRoy says:
I love this Country.
to LeRoyGodseyFather says:
you might be a redneck….
to GodseyFatherA Beast-va beach says:
I have good news and I have bad news….The bad news is this water is gonna run out soon, but the good news is that I saved money by switching to geico redneck insurance
to A Beast-va beachCC says:
Who peed in the pool?
to CCCC says:
Pool cleaner broke again, had to get in and fix it
to CCMPLS says:
Hey Nik, I heard you traded the Boxster even up for a new ride with a hot tub but…..DAMN – you are no longer allowed to call yourself a $30K Millionaire, I Decided
to MPLSElusiveDuke says:
I survived Ike and all I got was this tub.
to ElusiveDukeAmbushPaddington says:
“Couple more beers and I got my ass a jacuzzi!”
to AmbushPaddingtonBadBobbyK says:
Camouflauge Hunting Cap…check
to BadBobbyKCase of Schlitz…..check
Portable Hurricane Ike Reservoir….check
Ashtray stolen from work at the Carnival…priceless
JohnnyBlaze says:
it makes bubbles too, city boy
to JohnnyBlazeThe Decider says:
The Douchetard of Hazzard
to The Decidercautious says:
tampa DNA pool
to cautiousFeckness says:
now all i need is my six shooter and my lynchin’ rope
to FecknessDirty Korean says:
You want the jets on ? Here pull my finger.
to Dirty KoreanEricveli says:
For the true redneck jacuzzi experience, I can make some bubbles with my ass.
to EricveliShorty aka ShortBus(the real one) says:
”They see me rollin’ they hatin, patrolin, tryin to catch me on the Dirty!!!!”
to Shorty aka ShortBus(the real one)the liz says:
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water….
to the lizZ-hayden says:
Wait till you see the homemade bubbler system i put in. Good thing I had all them beans last night.
to Z-haydenHami says:
True Red-Necks take “Ballin on a Budget” to a whole new level…
to HamiThe Stranger says:
The “P” is silent in swimming.
to The StrangerCaptain Hater says:
“Dang, those bubbles arent from the exhaust.. git r dunnnnn”
to Captain Haterno one says:
Glentucky spa day!
to no oneCalyx says:
If You Think The Hot Tub Is Balling Wait Till You See His Bud Light Cellar
to CalyxSGM says:
I’ll show them how “cool” a “hot” tub can be.
to SGMlsu ben says:
“hey honey bring the nachos”
to lsu benLusty says:
The testicles dangling from the bumper are still attached to him.
to LustyLusty says:
Wow. His sister sure can hold her breath under water for a long time.
to LustyDA Trooper says:
“You know how I know you’re gay?”
How?
“you farted and there’s a creamy white substance floating on the top of the jacuzzi”
to DA Trooper