THE USUAL DOUCHE-PECTS
Posted in New Orleans, The Dirty | October 26th, 2008

This has to be the most ridiculous picture I have ever seen. These tards actually took the time to put this together? I bet you all those Douche dudes tapped that blonde. My favorite is Chris Carter because of his white shoes and tie with a bandana wrist to pad his forehead when he sweats.





mrboatshoe says:
FIRST! who are these asshats anyway? the usual tools more like it.
to mrboatshoeBiotech is Godzilla says:
I’m sure they are all great people who aren’t self-absorbed or developmentally delayed in any way.
to Biotech is GodzillaLA Moving List says:
Hey! I’m 32, and I’m moving to LA next week and I was wondering if everyone could help me out with a packing list. Here’s what I have so far.
- Douchebag Bandannas (Red,pink,black,purple,strawberry,lemon)
- Guyliner
- Tons of fake tanner
- Blow Dryer
- Black nail polish
- Lots of Knives for backstabbing
- I’m getting tribal tatto’s this week
- Assliction shirts
- More bandannas for my wrists’
Anything else you think I need!
to LA Moving ListBurning Sensation says:
Men who wear white shoes should have their feet chopped off. I don’t care if it is “European,” you look like a douche!
to Burning SensationHorsey says:
Looks like Chris Cook had to wear a hat so he could be taller than the blonde.
to Horsey... says:
Even though I dont really know them. These promoters actually just got back from LA and were asked to run a few clubs out that way. They obviously are the best this city has ever scene. They are def some of the best looking people in this city without a doubt. Ill always go to there partys.
to ...I Love Hoes says:
Lol look at the little one! Poor guy.
to I Love HoesAnonymous says:
I saw Brad in the fashion show last night at Republic. WOW is all I am going to say. The kid is gorgeous.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
I think this pic is tight. It was probably a flier or something.
to Anonymous- says:
mike karney from the saints hit that blond
to -American says:
The usual suspects… of offing themselves when the mortgage market tanked.
to AmericanShimRad 337 says:
Lafayette laughs at these people!
to ShimRad 337Anonymous says:
DOUCHE BAGS
to Anonymousashley says:
can you say, hottttnessss…i think this is a group of sexy people, dont hate, you all know its true
to ashleyDenver's Crappiest says:
Chris Cook, whoever he is, is my favorite. What is he? 5’2?
to Denver's Crappiesthes says:
a good guy who cares how tall he is
to heswait. says:
brads hair add two inches. . ahhhh hahaha. fags for nola.. . needle what what in the butt
to wait.Dirtygirl (the original) says:
Nik, D
Do you think you can spare any of your shoe lifts for a couple of the guys in this pic?
to Dirtygirl (the original)Kelly says:
Brad & Chris C. are some of the better looking guys in this city. Holly is beautiful too.
to KellyJ says:
Brad you rocked the runway last night! Your looking great keep it up. Hatersssss
to JBiotech is Godzilla says:
If this really is a photo from a flier, and they are promoting their party with their photos and names dominating the whole thing, what are the chances that their parties are about anything besides taking as much money from as many bodies as they can? They do have to split it five ways.
Dude, who’s the DJ?
Bro, who cares, I heard Chris AND Bradley are going to be there! Woo!
to Biotech is Godzillameh says:
Holly is a cute girl, but thats a bad picture of her..
to mehlolololol says:
this is funny…… lol
to lololololbigdog sons says:
The two on the left seem fine. What’s the twat in the middle holding a coat for? Were you taking pics and decided you might get cold from all the shutters snapping at you? Yeah, use that bandana to hide your 5-head. Then the smurf….no comment. And the douche on the right, a bandana? Really? Is that your easy to access tampon?
to bigdog sonswhocaresss says:
HOLLY is a whoree who finally got knocked up!
to whocaresssAnonymous says:
this was def just a flyer…..but still…..people like this just make me EMBARRASSED to be from new orleans….& i LOVE this city!
to Anonymousd d says:
club ratts , these cats lookin old and washed up !!!!!!!
to d dso so fake and they will not be runnin nothin in la , bet that, i think they have real fashion shows in los angeles not la louisiana,, bunch of fake models down there , every 1s a model in the nola , so funny !!!
new orleans use 2 be home of the real ? whuts happenin to my home !!!!!!!!
d d says:
yall just leave the juice and the fake and bakes alone and there mite be a chance to save it !!!!
TI waz rite when he said theres only 1 real person out of every 100 these days , so true
holla
to d dhaley says:
everyone who comments negative things about these 5 people are jus jealous, cause they havethere hands in everything, and they are beatiful people..they are the whos who, and people jus wanna be them,….
to haleyLeave a Reply says:
Chris Cook wears eye shadow, haha what a puss. This guy sucked off the dancing machine in the bathroom at “on the rocks” I got a pic to prove it. $500 for the pic. Holla if you want it.
to Leave a ReplyAnonymous says:
These are 5 great looking people.
to Anonymouskel says:
Wow. You people are seriously jealous. Everyone who commented bad about these 5 people obviously have never met any of them. They are the sweetest most real people I have ever met. Not to mention that was a kickass party that they threw. Don’t worry guys and Holly, you are still number 1 in my book. I’m waiting for the Usual suspects part 2 to come out.
to kelShimRad 337 says:
HALEY,
Hands in everything? Like what? club promoting?
to ShimRad 337Anonymous says:
Jaeger bombs, brah.
to Anonymouswow. says:
if u knew any of them you wouldnt talk about them.. they are all really nice.
to wow.act. says:
this is 100% sexxi.
to act.great party says:
all 5 of these peeps are great. if you dont believe that people do care who they are, then why did republic have to turn away 200+ peeps that night for this party. the best part about this photo is that this just gives the next party they throw more free advertisment
to great partyAnonymous says:
all 5 of these peeps are great. if you dont believe that people do care who they are, then why did republic have to turn away 200+ peeps that night for this party. the best part about this photo is that this just gives the next party they throw more free advertisment
to AnonymousWondering says:
What does this mean “guy sucked off the dancing machine in the bathroom at “on the rocks” ~~~What the hell or who the hell is the dancing machine????
to WonderingWTF says:
No celebrity appearances, no fire breathing clowns just a few tools got together and said ” Hey lets do something cool and different, lets make some Myspace fliers and invite people to the Republic on a saturday night” WTF ???? The Republic owes them big time..You realize how dead it is on saturdays??
to WTFmhmm says:
ooohhhhh BRAD is sseeexxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
to mhmmAnonymous says:
Why did the Republic have to turn away 200 people that night? Because the fire marshall says the Republic can only fit 1,000 Jaeger bomb drinkin’ jock douchebags and gold digger sluts, not 1,200.
to Anonymousew. says:
Who’s the old lady on the left, is she supposed to be those guys’ mom or something. She looks weathered. Not cute what-so-ever.
to ew.whatever says:
shes knocked up now
to whateverOn the Rocks says:
Bring the picture of Chris Cook sucking off the “Dancing Machine” in the bathroom to On the Rocks and present it to one of the bartenders to receive your $500.
to On the RocksAnonymous says:
you spelled JAGER wrong
to Anonymouscourt wb says:
josh u are sooo fine, throw another party soon, so i can look at u some more…
to court wbhaha says:
o yeah they all tapped that blonde. shes a whore who is now pregnant and thinks she is better than everyone else.
to hahahaha says:
yeah they all tapped the blonde she is a whore who is now pregnant. bout time that girl got put on here she thinks she is so much better than everyone
to hahame. says:
Anyone who knows the people in this picture are laughing at these comments.
If you have a problem with Chris Cook, send in a picture of him, not of five people…or learn how to crop your photos. Dragging other people onto this site is for the gays.
There is no “tapping” Holly. She has always been very faithful to her boyfriend and I would love to see you try–and then her shoot you down in nanosecond. She thinks she’s better than everyone else because nine times out of ten, she’s right.
You just proved how much you sweat her and everyone in this photograph, perhaps you work for another competing club…? This economy really is bringing out the worst in people.
See you at Republic for their Halloween party, Jager Bombs for all;}
XOXO
me.
to me.