THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Keeley Hazell, a Model in London. I think she is sooooo HOT. She poses for all these magazines in London. I know I would in a second. Would YOU?
Answer: At this point I am going to say No. I have seen her naked and her real rack sucks… looks better in clothes when everything is pushed together. Plus, I think she is from the Isle of Man.
2dirty4u says:
I may let her kiss my greg if he promises not to spit at her.
to 2dirty4uRocket Queen says:
ok, i gotta say, i love those shoes.
to Rocket QueenJIMMY says:
I need more info Nik. What was the situation when you saw he/r naked?
to JIMMYE says:
nik wouldn’t because he is for the gays. just sayin
to Eozy42 says:
you’d bang her, if not then you’re a homo. i’d love to see the shim you end up marrying.
to ozy42E says:
ya then he’d be like “shes got a great personality”
to Etha realest says:
I have seen her topless and she still looks good to me and any other straight male…nik says no cuz he’s in love with leper! Just sayin.
to tha realestFilth says:
I saw her amateur work on pornhub
to Filthbrandylynn says:
is she into girls????
to brandylynnMindgame319 says:
nik richie is a fag.
to Mindgame319The Kid says:
Just Sayin…NIK IS A FAGGOT!
to The KidYa right says:
Ya right Nik, if you wouldn’t your a homo, and your not quite the looker yourself, I wouldnt be too picky if I were you.
Hopefully your persian boat wont sink
to Ya rightAZCATfan says:
Nic needs mental help, or needs to see a eye doctor.
to AZCATfanRick says:
u r gay
to RickHooch says:
I’m pretty sure we got a homemade flick of her floating around.
to HoochHey Nik. says:
Is her back not hairy enough for ya or is her Adam’s Apple not pronounced enough? She’s a quality gay litmus test as if you have a penis and don’t want to put it in her, you’re definitely some kind of pirate.
to Hey Nik.Rick says:
i have decided
to Rickprince is a bitch says:
this may be the best looking girl ever posted on this site
to prince is a bitchironhorse says:
Isle of man .Dang!A little knowledge makes you funny. Where you come up with this shizz. LOL
to ironhorsemiss says:
She’s a glamor model a.k.a she poses with her tits out Jimmy. You can see her naked it too if you Google her name.
to missWoody says:
100% F-A-G Sorry You FAIL
to WoodyLuke says:
Nik, you are mentally ill if you would not sleep with Keely.
to Lukefag says:
i’ve seen her sex tape.
to fagvisi0nX says:
She looks poopable.
to visi0nXlifer says:
Okay, I can understand the whole “we all like different things” philosophy, but Keeley is gorgeous. No straight male of any race or species would say no to her. I’m pretty much convinced by this post that Nik smokes pole.
to liferAnonymous says:
I Would SOOOO eat the corn out of her… exit wound
to AnonymousDirty_Dog_Bootlegs says:
I would not only… I would eat the torpedoes she squeezes…. I would have the lemon crunge and the golden shower… I would put any part of her in my mouth and I would give her EVERYthing you couldn’t because yer gay an go limp-grag for girls prettier tha Mihael Jackson, homo!
to Dirty_Dog_Bootlegs63k milli says:
Nik aka Men On Films says “Hated It”
to 63k millijj west says:
Not only do I want to show her my johnson I want stuff her with it. Then take a piss on her and get it on camera! SHE IS HOTT!!!
to jj westaha! says:
Nik my jaw hit the floor when I read your comment…I stopped and stared hard at this pic before reading your comment and said to myself, “what would Nik say?” I decided that there is no way you could rip on this. I stand corrected. Oh yeah I would. Are you kidding me?
to aha!Carinne says:
You said YES to the last Would You of her…
to CarinneMindgame319 says:
I would let her give me the ole glass bottum boat followed by an immediate donkey punch, then finish the night off with a nice swedish breakfeast. she’s classy
to Mindgame319Douche Bigalo says:
CAN YOU SAY PHOTOSHOP?!?!?!?!?
to Douche Bigalofeed her..... says:
I would put a rapechoke on her so quick…..
to feed her.....Chuck Norris says:
He would even thou he says no. That’s like a guy who says he’d never do a fat chick but then he gets drunk and next thing he knows he’s waking up next to a fatty saying WTF!
to Chuck Norriswaldo says:
I saw the nude video shoot her boobs are perfect
to waldotennvol11 says:
The second picture kind of looks like Lauren Conrad with a huge rack
to tennvol11DeeWilla says:
Post Men! THats what NIK the Queer Likes!
to DeeWillaThe Skipper says:
nik = fag
to The SkipperMr. Angry says:
Keeley? Oh, Hell Yeah!
to Mr. AngrySORE LIVER says:
you are a complete queer if you say no to this chick. We should start sending you pictures of dudes “would you”
to SORE LIVERBuderick says:
She was in Playboy last month, she is damn hot
to BuderickRAMROD says:
nik, are there any chicks you would do or are you just into dudes?
Im just saying….lol
to RAMRODFinn says:
this is one of the hottest chicks in the world right now, don’t make me bitchslap you
to FinnKurt Furburger says:
Nik, you are high. I understand it’s your brand to be too good for most women, but she is one of the hottest women in the world.
to Kurt Furburgerbead headed wooly bugger says:
um I have been to the isle of man, the cats have no tails and it rains all the time
to bead headed wooly buggerwhitey says:
CHICK IS REALLY FINE..
I THINK SHE MAY NEED TO SHAVE THE MUFF, WHAT A BULDGE
to whiteythe truth says:
shes hot I WOULD
to the truthTrippinout says:
Anyone who says that wouldn’t do Keeley is for the Gays or is Blind! She is so Hot! You are ALL F@%&ing Crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to Trippinout