Asslicition Fake SGM

Posted in Arizona / UofA, Scottsdale, The Dirty | November 8th, 2008

Blast These A$$flicition SGM Wanna-Bes...

Yes, this is a real picture and yes, they are serious.  Perfect Douche Bag poster for any idiots wall.



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Asslicition Fake SGM
  1. November 8, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Nilk Lover says:

    Do girls really like douche bags like this????? : (

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  2. November 8, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Anonymous says:

    OMG……………………………………………………….

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  3. November 8, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    88888888888 says:

    OMG………………………………………..

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  4. November 8, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    Mr big balls says:

    The two homos on the ends look like they have on those fake sleeve tattoo shirts haha

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  5. November 8, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Anonymous says:

    come on this isnt real two of the guys are wearing the fake tattoo sleaves

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  6. November 8, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    Mr.Peanut says:

    Nilk Lover…

    The answer would be no. From left:

    Tattooed hillbilly with bandanna and reddish beard with tough guy look and spiked dog collar bracelet. Gay.

    Fat forty year old with gay bandanna disguising receding hairline, cheap watch, and the ultimate douche accessory – the WHITE BELT! LOSER!!

    Midget with a Casio on his wrist.

    Hard to say this since I live here but Scottsdale really is starting to blow donkeys!

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  7. November 8, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    D-rock says:

    Come on….this cant be real. Halloween costumes?

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  8. November 8, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    This can't be real says:

    No way… I refuse to believe that douche bags like this exist.

    Reply to This can't be real
  9. November 8, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    Again says:

    OMG…………..

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  10. November 8, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    actually says:

    yes, this is a real picture, they are not serious. Perfect Douche Bag costume for Halloween.

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  11. November 8, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    TG says:

    clearly a halloween pic, they are wearing those fake tattoo sleeves… lame post

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  12. November 8, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    OC Vet says:

    that isnt a real picture. its rather obvious that they are making fun of douchebags that look like that. hell, they are wearing those arm sleeve things

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  13. November 8, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    DP says:

    This isn’t real. They are doing exactly what we do on a daily. Make fun of these types of dudes.

    Nik..please say it ain’t so. You actually thought this was real? Respect is lost after every high school post and now this?

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  14. November 8, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    G Girl says:

    My whispering eye just shed a tear.

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  15. November 8, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Big Dick Bob says:

    Fake tattoo sleeves? This can’t be real. And if it is, in any way, that’s just sad.

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  16. November 8, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    SM90kMilli says:

    Fake and funny. Love the white belt. Keep up the good work guys, don’t just save this stuff for halloween.

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  17. November 8, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    u of a says:

    total boner

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  18. November 8, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    uh duh says:

    no way this is real

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  19. November 8, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    DeadZone says:

    How old is the guy in the middle? Sad.

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  20. November 8, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    You are morons says:

    I am one of the guys in the picture. These are our Halloween costumes, you idiots, Jesus Christ. We have fake tattoo sleeves and orange makeup on our faces. If you think we are serious, you probably are one of the dirtball douches we are making fun of.

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  21. November 8, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    The Persian.. says:

    Dude, those are definitely sleeves. If this is real, then I’m from Iraq…

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  22. November 8, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    DJK says:

    I weep for our future. *tear*

    Reply to DJK
  23. November 8, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    Yes says:

    no way real

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  24. November 8, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Dirtygirl (the original) says:

    Are the pictures in the background leftover props from Scarface?

    Reply to Dirtygirl (the original)
  25. November 8, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    5'8, 140 says:

    nice read there lil Nickie..you are such a f*ckn douchebag its unreal..any moran knows this was a hoax meant to be funny

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  26. November 8, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    5'8, 140 says:

    mr. penut..quit suckin nickies’s d*ck and get a clue bro..this was fake..u r a douchebag

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  27. November 8, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    five eight one forty says:

    Mr. Penut, quit triyn to suck nickie’s penis and get over it..this was a hoax and the fact that the smallest man in scottsdale fell for or makes u both the biddest douchebags ever

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  28. November 8, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    jagerbombs says:

    This looks like an SNL skit….

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  29. November 8, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    kirsten says:

    tub chin in the middle

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  30. November 8, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    not real says:

    ^^

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  31. November 8, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    PIKES says:

    These are Pi Kappa Alpha alumni from UofA…they graduated a few years ago and although I don’t personally know any of them, they are def. making fun of all the douchebags in Scottsdale. The one in the middle, Adam, is 6′9″ and banged the president of every sorority at UofA…you people are retarded

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  32. November 8, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    MWW says:

    Don’t be so naive…these guys are sporting great Halloween costumes…

    Reply to MWW
  33. November 8, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    Megadouche says:

    Their pimp hand is strong…….

    Reply to Megadouche
  34. November 8, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Love you guys!!! how could anyone think this was real. come on.

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  35. November 9, 2008 at 12:42 am

    +2 fan says:

    mine was still better

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  36. November 9, 2008 at 3:16 am

    meow says:

    Fake tattoo sleves = for the gays…I mean the realllly gays.

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  37. November 9, 2008 at 8:56 am

    Cat says:

    UGH! Would someone please fix the pictures on the wall behind these lovely fellows? Its all crooked!

    Reply to Cat
  38. November 9, 2008 at 11:21 am

    OC Vet says:

    Methinks Pikes IS the guy in the middle of this pic. lmfao @
    “The one in the middle, Adam, is 6′9″ and banged the president of every sorority at UofA” SURE, Adam. lol

    Reply to OC Vet
  39. November 9, 2008 at 11:29 am

    Artie says:

    ummm…this is a Halloween picture I hope.

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  40. November 9, 2008 at 11:41 am

    Mitch.T says:

    i dont care if its real or not, i would beat all 3 of their asses then piss on them !!!

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  41. November 9, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    Sdale4Life says:

    I bet the one in the middle has a large penis

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  42. November 9, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    Mr.Peanut says:

    Quoting 5′8 140:

    “Mr. Penut, quit triyn to suck nickie’s penis and get over it..this was a hoax and the fact that the smallest man in scottsdale fell for or makes u both the biddest douchebags ever”

    Looks like that Scottsdale Community College is really paying off! So you’re obviously one of the retards in the picture but are you really THAT uneducated? And exactly how would a person suck a penis over the internet? Well, at least you won’t have to worry about missing your Mensa meeting.

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  43. November 9, 2008 at 10:35 pm

    I know 4 sure says:

    fake or not, how did the one on the left get such a long head? It looks like a rectangle

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  44. November 9, 2008 at 11:55 pm

    thee chosen one says:

    douche, douche, and um…douche

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  45. November 10, 2008 at 1:03 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    5′8, 140:

    dude no way are you seriouse this was a pic that was taken for fun,, i thought it was so real… this pic had me baught..DUDE I GIVE YOU THE DUMB @SS AWARD FOR OPENING OUR EYES.. douche!!!

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  46. November 10, 2008 at 1:47 am

    harrison ford says:

    who is the little ewok on the left??

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  47. November 10, 2008 at 9:34 am

    lame says:

    These are clearly Halloween costumes. I love how people are trying to make fun of the guys, when they are making fun of douchebags.

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  48. November 10, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    "The Real Kurt Warner" says:

    “Lame” has a point !!! that is so lame !!! see cause if the guys are making fun of other guys , then nobody should be able to make fun of them, its like immunity on a reality show or something !! Good point lame !!!!!! way to contribute to the higher view points of this site !!!! 3 cheers for lame !!! Hip hip hoooray !!!!! Go Cardinals 2 nite !!!! Wish us good luck !!!!

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  49. November 11, 2008 at 10:21 pm

    holla says:

    dont crap yourself.

    Reply to holla
  50. November 12, 2008 at 12:45 am

    dumb post says:

    This posting is really dumb. These guys are wearing costumes. This site is supposed to be making fun of people that are serious about being tools. Not sure why this pic is even up.

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