THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dude rolls around Vegas like he is god. A true mindfreak… lol
What is with that shim’s watermelon lips. Hey dude lay off the Michael Jackson obsession… it is not working out for you. DIRTY ARMY would you kiss that to save the world?- nik
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This is a really creepy photo.. It almost looks fake the way those lips are so nasty looking… please make it stop!
GROOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
This thing applied for a job on the Muppet Show and could understand why he didn’t get the job.
It isn’t enough to look like a Muppet, someone has to be able to reach your head with their hand all the way from your ass!
sweet jesus!!! what is that thing??!?
it looks like what kids do to make their lips bigger….fold down their bottom lip and use your tongue as the top lip. it looks like thats what “it” is doing…i think i see a tongue ring.
sweet lips
i dont believe this is real…..
is that a dude or a chick?
THIS PICTURE IS SERIOUSLY WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS
Oh it is definitely real !!! You think this is gross, SHE is even more hideous in person, the ‘thing’ has finally emerged!!!!!!!!!
Id lick my dogs a$$ first!!!!
she cruises a red lambo so she must be doin somethin right!
Finally a picture that describes the nightmares i’ve been having!
FINALLY THE KING OF ALL SHIMS ELLY GO**RD!!!
come on,,,,,tell me that is photoshop!
master
@actually..:
Sucking a fat, rich dude’s choad!
actually.. Says:
November 7th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
she cruises a red lambo so she must be doin somethin right!
Well looking like a freak of nature, I’m sure she doesn’t make her own money, and no guy would actually be dumb enough to give her his. If she has a lambo as you claim, obviously its daddy’s.
thats a maaaaaan baby!! yeah!!
the scariest looking creature ive seen on this site… officially
ELLY IS FU*KING PSYCHOTIC AND NEEDS TO BE PUT IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION.. END OF STORY!!
i wouldnt touch her even with your greg nik!!
thats michael god*rds ex wife. michaels a pimp but ive heard plenty of stories of this womans lunacy.
bitch is beat as hell. next!!
thats michael godards wife (#1 selling artist in the world today). hes a fu*kin boss in vegas.. just sayin’
i chooese to end the world.. sorry nik
this seriously has to be photoshopped..
@careful
she WAS Michael Godards wife but he since divorced her. she is a complete psycho, she couldnt handle his fame so she locked him out of his house, sent death threats, and tried to take him for all his money. this shim is a straight up witch and has burned one too many bridges!
i will officially be having nightmares for the next week!
This really is a SHIM…I really cannot tell whether it’s a she or a him?!?!
so….is that a woman??? What have we decided?
Bet that won best costume at halloween
ONLY A MAN WITH A BIG D*CK CAN APPRECIATE THOSE LIPS… NIK IS JUST MAD CUZ THOSE LIPS MAKE HIS DICK LOOK LIKE A TIC TAC!
DON’T BE MAD BECAUSE HER LIPS MAKE YOUR DICK LOOK LIKE A TICK TAC!
She is a sexy ass woman! Hot as hell! Maybe she just needed a man with a Bigger Dick! Don’t Hate! Appreciate!
If I looked like that I would commit suicide. Finally, living proof aliens from outer space are taking over.
The world would have to blow up Nik. Sorry.
i think she’s sexy….elly, if you’re ever in New Orleans, let’s party!
I can draw better than this.
What is it??? No, seriously is that a confused man or just the ugliest b^tch in the world??? Nik, I wouldn’t kiss this to save the world, just for the simple fact of this picture causing me to loose complete and total faith in the human race and the direction man is headed. In fact, we should all just kill our self’s now. Or maybe just hunt down this monster, kill it, stuff it and stick it in a museum for children to see as a scared straight program…In hopes that out youth wont turn into this.
they would love this thing in Brazil…..
iS THAT THE SINGER FROM dEAD OF aLIVE????
She looks like Janice from the Muppets, google that sh*t, creepy
O, M, F, G …
hahahaha, really? no, the world is doomed
bitch is haggared
I would lick her ass
That photoshop is worse than me leaving a girl in my bed as I leave to go bang her friend back at her place…. in her bed. Guys are such dogs. Print it!… as it is not quite dead yet.
elly you disgust me, im so fu*king glad mike dumped your worthless ass!
sounds like this was a long time comin elly..
but this bitch blew me in the bathroom at LAX fr blow a couple weeks ago..
and YES this pic is for real, definitely not photoshopped, she actually looks worse in person
google her name images she used to be pretty hot great pi of her squatting naked wow not one period!
I never heard of Michael Godard, or whatever his name is (her husband)…Number one artist in what, marrying a SHIM?
I still don’t know what it is….
goodbye cruel world
i want to hook whatever this is with carmex..
I’m scared.
@ clay Aiken says Says:
November 8th, 2008 at 8:24 am
I never heard of Michael Godard, or whatever his name is (her husband)…Number one artist in what, marrying a SHIM?
google him he’s pretty famous
CARP
I have never seen a woman so beautiful as this!!!! Sounds to me like this Michael guy didn’t get what he wanted so he is trying to take her down with him. Such a shame. Let it go GODARD!!!! She did!!! Elly you are a star….keeping shining girl!!! keep shining!!!!
serious DSL’s
lol how obvious that the person who posted over me is this SHIM in the picture. YOUR UGLY, GET OVER IT!
thats the most disturbing lip hack job I have ever seen. I feel so sorry for her. She should sue her plastic surgeon. There is no way she possibly thinks that looks good right???
did she ever live in san clemente and own a salon????
for the love of baby jesus, send it back. for all good and holy send it back
it looks like a female michael jackson
Damn, Can’t you people stop!!! It’s obviously a bad picture… She is a great person and has a beautiful heart… She is way beautiful in person… This is just another Michael Godard ploy to satisfy losing the best woman he ever had… Now he wants to bash her…
I have plenty of pictures of her I can post any or all of them to prove my point…
Just stop it all of you, you don’t even know her…
i would do such things we cant speak of..those lips my pen!s=heaven..
this bitch is the straight up antichrist, she tried to bite off michaels fame and money for way too long and then when he kicked her to the curb she tried to take him for everything. greedy twat sucking hoe!!
you’re a loser. michael’s a loser. and he knows it. that’s why he’s in vegas. with all the OTHER LOSERS. he’s a liar, a cheater, secretly bi, he GETS WHAT HE DESERVES.
it’s always a shame for all the women that dogs of his ilk nearly destroy, when they realize the wool that has been pulled over their eyes. he cheated with EVERY GIRLFRIEND and FOUR wives he has had. INCLUDING ON THE ONE WHO OWNED THE BUTTERFLY DISHES. who thought she was the only one. every ex of his was a “psycho”, right? his story never changes. never has, never will. abusers and users KNOW how to pick the women who will enable. to them ALL: may you all find al anon…and break your patterns, live fully, help others. it’s sick. really really sick.
TRUST ME, THIS “THING” LOOKS WORSE IN PERSON. THIS IS FOR REAL, NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!
that is soo a maaaahn!! baaaahhh!!!!
This is totally carmex. We haven’t seen him for a while now.
this chick is schitzo, she actually thinks shes some big time celebrity in her head, lol now she thinks shes even more famous than she ISNT now that shes on here.
id hit it!
WHAT THE F*CK
You guys all need to grow up. This woman looks beautiful!!!! I would love to meet her…I am sure she has plenty of interesting stories about
that dick of a man GODARD….ABSOLUTLEY LOVE HER LOOKS!!
I agree with suckers!!!
I didn’t know that there are transplanting water melons on lips hmmm go figure obviously the implant is’nt taking the corners of the shims lips are black looks like there rotting off SICK and NO i wouldn’t ever kiss that thing even it meant saving the world.
Obviously, there are a lot of children who go to this site because they have nothing better to do with their miserable godforsaken lives than cruise the internet trying to bash on someone who is somebody, because YOU are nobody yourself……. as for Micheal Godard, he is a drug ridden psycho pig…… Elly is a beautiful person, inside and out…. know before you judge…… grow up and find your miserable lives….. quit bashing because you are who you are and your stuck!!!! JUST A TYPICAL NOBODY! Get the facts…….. CHILDREN!
yeah thats michael godards ex wife. she is a total psycho b*tch! she claims that she painted his most sought after pieces, and made him what he is!!
the truth is the ugly b*tch stole his money and cheated on him. now she’s engaged to a midget from texas who used to be in a band and his claim to fame is being with this ‘he she’ from hell.
oh and she thinks she’s a vampire!! yikes!! LMFAO!!!
She used to do my hair at the Cristophe Salon in Vegas. She’s really nice & doesn’t look like that in person.
I was engaged to Michael Godard before Elly. We lived together in San Clemente. I have my own dirty laundry to share about Mike. I do not know Elly but I can say that he came over after they married (I will not spell it out). I also saw him again in 2007.
There are always two sides to every story but I can confirm that he cheated on her with me.
There is sooo much more I could say but I have said enough.
I am not proud of my conduct. The first time I was unaware of his marriage, as for the second time, I have no excuse for my behavior.