Local Dallas Losers
THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik… these are the hottest girls in dallas! they’re basically local celebrities!… NOT! they’re all lame as$ promoters for WISH ULTRA LOUNGE…the blondes are DBM members! they think they’re untouchable and basically the hottest thing to walk the earth! they’re all full of themselves or of the door guy to this months hottest club! the blonde on the far right is constantly talking about getting her nose done before christmas as well! LOSERS! please put them in their place! would you f*Ck any of them!?
Answer: No, They are all beat. Everyone in Dallas thinks there famous.
id hit it, hell they are all that hahah dont know em but i wanna… someone is a hater
the one in the middle is Ashley “hooker” Monroe, she likes to lay on her back and make her pussy fart … it’s NASTY! She doesn’t have a penny to her name and lives off of mom and dads college money which she dropped out of … Her beer gut grows a quarter inch every week but I’m sure she’ll up her c*caine habit to suppress her appetite.
DALLAS BEWARE!
they arent all that at all
This dallas man wouldn’t touch them with my ten foot pole!! The blondes need to learn how to tan and Sam (the brunette) was a nice piece right out of high school….now she’s just blown up. It’s too bad…once she found wish….it was all down hill.
why do girls in dallas with blonde hair make themselves look like the housewives of orange county. by that i mean plus 40
they are hot!
“They’re” famous…..”There” is completely the wrong word….
For real they look OLD for some reason and I think the blonde is like 20
Hahaha! I LOVE BEING ON THIS WEBSITE! With reguards to the “pussy fart” comment, don’t hate on it til’ you hear it, it’s actually quite hilarious. And my c*caine habit? Really? I’m probably one of the few b!tches in Dallas that hasn’t touched blow. And yeah, my beer gut could use some work but hey, were not all perfect. LOVE MY HATERS!
i just now have respect for ashley hooker for being such a good sport
Oh wow do i LOVE The Dirty. What would we do without jealous people in this world. First off, these girls are the most beautiful and down to earth girls you will ever meet. Since i moved here they have showed me what it’s really like to have fun. Second, My twin’s “pussy fart” is one of the funniest things ever. Don’t hate until you hear it for your self. Last but not least, If they weren’t FAMOUS then they wouldn’t be on this website.
Ashley I want to hear it!!!
hahah I love this website. Feel free to hate on me. lol HI HATERS!
I hear the monroe hoe caught an STD, that’s dallas nightlife for ya
Ashley…will you fart in my mouth?
MAN… That chick in the purple is SMOKIN>>!!!! I would ALL day Everyday for the rest of my life… Them gutz will be beat up!
Of course I will GLADLY fart in your mouth. P.S. I am STD freeeee thank you
I agree with Nik’s comments about how everyone in Dallas thinks they are famous and a celebrity…they think they are famous one night then wake up the next morning hungover to go work retail or don’t even work because mom and dad pays for all their lame habits. get a clue! you will amount to nothing, stop acting like you will make itt big one day…and some haters do have legitimate comments.
I love Ashley and Sam they are my best friends ash’s queef is hilarious and I’m jealous I can’t do it and Sam is hot even if she was 200 pounds I send in a pussy fart video. Dylan and Hunner are my beautiful babies love them too. This picture is almost perfect haha just crop out that orange creature and we’re good to go
Love my best friends!!!
lyndi b*tch is a sluuuuut
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