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Team Loser
Posted in ASU, Scottsdale, The Dirty | December 23rd, 2008
Looks like Team Nobody is shooting to hit 300lbs before the holidays are over.
Time to lie to the family about how cool I am for the holidays.- “Mom, let me drive you past this club called Jackrabbit. I am now a partner there. They call me Turtle because we all think we are in the show Entourage. They aren’t actually paying me so can you ask dad for an advance this year. The economy is rough in Tempe.”
Medium Pimpin says:
lol… Did he really say Court Side seats and SUPER private tours… Guys a real piece of work.
to Medium PimpinBah says:
Scottsdale used to be kinda cool but for the past 2-3 years it has become a haven for clueless douchebags and fugly skeezers.
to BahGorilla Unit says:
Because real ballers always flash it on facebook.
to Gorilla UnitTruth says:
Oh god. Suuuure you have court side seats. You LOVE being a pathological liar. We’ll see on Thursday…
to Truthjustin bobby(the real one) says:
i’ll look for him while i’m sitting in my suite…can’t be hard to miss someone that large.
to justin bobby(the real one)JON GLUCK says:
Justin bobby.
why you hating???was my 9 inch salami not big enough for you last night?? you gape that much???
to JON GLUCKPoops Rodriguez says:
Screaming fans? The only scream will come from Gluck when Matty S. pulls his greg out from his ass. No offense Matty.
to Poops RodriguezHa says:
Funny but not that funny I will not be doing what your dad does to you. So what if I go by mattie. Have you seen justin. He screaming for the other side to capture him.
to Halol says:
r u talkin about wanna be promoter justin gur? i dont wanna say his full name and give him any more promotion!! HE IS DEFINATELY FOR THE GAYS…his gf is just there so he can hide how gay he really is!!
to lolless is more says:
LOL! Gluck and Salazar are totally for the GAYS! They so do each other up the pooper. Priceless comment.
to less is moreJON GLUCK says:
ahh wtf now you bring in salazar into this.. wtf has he done to ya?? you jelouse that at such a young age he is the marketing director for axis suede and myst???
to JON GLUCKhmm says:
this is so weird, man this town warps people’s minds…wow! i just don’t get it, can someone please fill me in…
to hmmbigdog sons says:
lmaoooo at the “super” private tours
to bigdog sonsKing Leonidas says:
stop it guys hes being SUPER CEREAL!!!
to King LeonidasNewDirty Name/Celeb? says:
Gluckiny?
to NewDirty Name/Celeb?JON GLUCK says:
stop hating NIK, you know i run scottsdale..
to JON GLUCKtroy, jon, gumbi says:
stop hatin
to troy, jon, gumbiBRIAN DURKEE says:
scottsdale can lick my gonads..
to BRIAN DURKEEscottsdale says:
no
to scottsdalethe dirt nap says:
private tours of his couch cushion forts?
“guys, wear these pots on your head. they will save your life in 2 ways, they will cook your food and stop a bullet. cerealy!”
to the dirt napenough says:
ive had enough of these d-tards ruining scottsdale.
you are a promoter, a fat one at that.
stop it.
lose weight. get a real job (you are not 21 anymore) and start being a man.
its one thing to go out on the town, enjoy yourself and have some fun. its another thing to be this guy and ruin it for everyone.
the funny thing is….when my family and friends come into town i avoid guys like gluck at all costs so they don’t think s-dale has become a haven for washed up, obese, fake ballers who live off mommy and daddy, and should be focusing on time in the gym and asking themselves why they strive for everyones approval at their age.
sorry had to vent.
sdale used to be so great.
to enoughJON GLUCK says:
i have a 9 inch pen!s that your mom enjoys every night. does that make me a man???
yeah im not fat im big boned..
i still pull more @ss then most of the younger guys in scottsdale so beat that?? lolLOL LOL LOL!!!
to JON GLUCKenough says:
no, you are fat.
and the only @ss you pull is the 89 pound one attatched to your backside.
to enoughColonel Troutman says:
I want to thank Nik for continually posting pictures and news from the train wrecks which are ASU and U of A. I have to wonder if anyone actually goes to class there, and I have to wonder if the idea of bromide-bombing the dorms on an every-other-weekend basis makes sense. It would seem to me that each campus—especially ASU, it would appear–is just crawling with bugs and disease.
to Colonel Troutmanthe dirt nap says:
gluck,
you do not run scottsdale. just because you lick the nuts of bar and club owners does not make you some type of mafioso. you are a never-has-been. you are a fake, fat, smelly, sweaty, hairy, ugly, dumb waste of skin.
the best part of you ran down your mothers leg in an alley behind a dumpster.
signed,
to the dirt napeveryone
JON GLUCK says:
I still make more then you a year lol.. hate all you want you know you will be in line to my next event. and ill be laughing pointing at you guys waiting in line becuase ill be making money of all you haters..
to JON GLUCKwhat what what the GLUCK says:
What does run scottsdale mean? like you get up and run the green belt. What do all these people mean when they say they run Bar X, or “I run Fridays, or I own Friday?”, did you buy the fricken restaurant Fridays? if so, that would be impressive, but if you are referring to Friday night, then I dont understand in what capacity…this is bizarre! I swear to Jehova this town has something in the water that is warping people’s minds
to what what what the GLUCKJON GLUCK says:
Get off my yard you jehova’s witness or ill let my dogs out on you. You know what im talking about…jehova witnesses are for the gays..
to JON GLUCKhaha losers says:
douchebag
to haha losersJON GLUCK says:
Just remember im in the VIP while your in line..
to JON GLUCKha says:
hes a big loser.. he live in sunscape villas and just so happens to be my neighbor.. i dont think ive seen him have a single person over..
to haJON GLUCK says:
you know that song by jay-z called why you jocking on jay-z??
well i think im gonna call jay-z and ask him to make me a remix called why you jocking on JON-G…
to JON GLUCKWhose Jon Gluck? says:
Seriously, I have never heard of this guy. He looks like on of the waterboys for the Cardinals.
to Whose Jon Gluck?Roy Munson says:
Being a promoter in this town is a joke. It’s like living outside LA and calling yourself an aspiring actor. Dime a dozen..
to Roy MunsonKrisBelucci says:
Hi, good post. I have been wondering about this issue,so thanks for posting.
to KrisBeluccigo back to third grade says:
way to spell!
to go back to third gradereally? says:
well its obvious that all 3 of those places suck anyways so who cares..
to really?JON GLUCK says:
lick my taint
to JON GLUCKBah says:
ahhahahahaahh
to BahJager Bombs says:
Yeah you tell him bro!!!! You da man!!! Hell Yeah Jager Bombs!!!!!
to Jager Bombs