
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik…this guy is new to the rams and he has definitely gotten around to all the lou’s finest women, if ya know what I mean. Doesn’t have much of a life except for getting drunk out at bars every chance he gets and chasing women. That boy’s got something for sure. I don’t see the attraction? The Rams are a horrible team and he is a nobody? Not sure who the horseface is next to him, but ive seen her on here before.
Ed Farty can’t even endorse winners. The Rams suck just like every other team in their division. Jacob started his vacation (horse hunt) after week three.- nik

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81 Responses to “Dirty St. Louis Rams Player Jacob Bell”
is it humid in the bar or is she just trying to get him to like her more with that nappy hair?
this chick used to bang me now she running with the big dawgs.
“Rams?” Sounds gay to me looks like they hired an Oprah look alike. He has man boobs btw.
jacob is a cool dude, who ever posted this obviously doesn’t know him personally.
“Smell my finger….”, said Mr. SlimFast
TL Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
At least one person noticed it.
Anyhow… I’d put it in her.
He is a starter and signed a for some big bucks this offseason. I would call some guy getting paid that kind of money a loser. Other than that the Rams are still the Lambs! Bring back Chris Everett to QB the team.
This brown-toothed talent calls herself St. Louis Sara.
amanda Reply:
December 27th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
OMG it all makes sense…on my pic on here this stupid b*tch commented talking sh!t. She’s been the run running around saying I slept with Jakob…lol how funny. Looks like a case of jealousy…cuz I NEVER F*CKED HIM!!! HAHA…. Looks like shes the one spreadin her legs like a field goal for Jakob!!!
That’s St. Louis Sara. One of the biggest wannabe bottle rats around!
the rams suck. Nice teeth, mild case of meth mouth.
Thats the felon STL $ara. looks like he did her hair! Good job skank, you made it on here once again. When someone gonna post her police record?
Someone needs to tell them that there is a two for one special at Walmart on Crest Whitening Strips!!
Its to say teams suck when you dont stand for any team huh nik?
Is that short for nikkita?
hahahaha! That trampy gurl ran over her ex with a truck and did some time. Met her on myspace told me she had a boi, and sucked me off anyways. Her ol’ man better get him an aids test.
Anonymous Reply:
December 28th, 2008 at 7:39 am
Is that you Rachel?? You live in a glass house..don’t get me started. I have seen you with Jacob too!
Ughh, I feel bad for all you guys in St. Louis if she’s the best thing the pro athletes can pull.
FOR THE RECORD:
THIS RETARD IS NOT EVEN ON THE RAMS OFFICIAL TEAM.HE’S ON PRACTICE SQUAD..CHECK OUT HIS STATS ON ESPN.COM
ALL HIS STATS ARE 0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0…HE NEVER EVEN GOT INTO A GAME
HAHAHAHA!!!
You idot Reply:
December 27th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
This loser is on the rams and the crazy thing is this loser makes 9million a year ….he is laughging all the way to the bank …get your info straight you lame
Anonymous Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 8:42 am
He is starter u loser. He made all rookie team when he was with the titans and is making bank.
anonymous Reply:
January 19th, 2009 at 11:03 am
way to make something out of yourself lolll you stiff!!!!! not even on the team but the second highest player. hahaha jelousy is a bitch
ummm Reply:
January 19th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
who cares how much money money he makes?? He buys his friends…He is not cute so how do you think he gets girls??? PATHETIC!!!…If he was a good decent guy more power to him but he is not.
errr Reply:
January 21st, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Jealous..don’t think sooo I would rather live in the ghetto than have the reputation that he has.
this guy is on the rams and that’s the best piece he can pull? what a fcuken loser. i know the rams are barely an nfl team but ur still in the league.
I’m hot so what if I did time in the past who cares. He deserved it he gave me the herpes.
OMG Reply:
December 28th, 2008 at 7:24 am
$ara of St louis..why would you tell anybody you have herpes??
Why doesn’t someone warn this D-bag about horseface??
Hey our team sucks…wanna braid my hair???
So he has a lil money and this shim is it WTF dude if you have as much game off the field then the Rams have on the field then no wonder you pulled this shim
Rams suck…. Sara is strange, but sweet… Jacob is a starter (not practice team)…. and lastly, Jacob is a great guy… very fun, respectful to everyone and doesnt deserve to be put on blast~
You idot Reply:
December 27th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
He needs to be put on BLAST how is this Scrub making 9million a year and why are the rams paying him that much….The only person I give Props is this guys agent thats one hell of a contract for a no name 5th round pick I mean come on this dude makes two million more than Torry Holt thats not even right….You think he could afford a better shirt than Ed Fardy
If chewing on feces was music, this chick would be Miles Davis.
omg!! Reply:
December 27th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Thats the truth lol! And yes she does look like a shim. someone should record her voice, and play it on here because she sounds like a dude!
im ashamed to be a ram fan..no really…NOW I AM!!!
i think he just put in a revolving door at his crib. Perfect example that it doesn’t matter what ya look like as long as ya have the $$$!! Just looky here he got one of STL finest bottle rats. haha
he needs to ditch the skank, braids and gay shirt….love meaty men!
No one on here make 9 mill a year so shut up. I’m sure he dosn’t care what you idiots think.
You are right he made 7 mil this year…in his 36 million $ 6 year contract with 13 mil in guarantee money..The one thing everyone does agree on is that he is a creep
he is on a professional football team and probably makes more money then any of you and is also more athletic and strong then any of you
Anonymous Reply:
December 28th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
so what is your point? these two are still gross d-bags
She is a beast. Bell was actually the 2nd highest paid free-agent during this past offseason behind Allen Faneca who signed with the Jets. Problem is - for some reason he showed up after signing with the Rams weighing about 30 lbs lighter than he did last year with the Titans - Ro Hawk, hook this dude back up on the juice (or maybe he is being eaten away inside out by STD’s)
rams blow…this girl is beat. timberfake is a number 1 playbaby.
Anyone else notice he has on an Ed Hardy shirt? lol
Oi !! All of you bitc*es are just pis*ed off b/c he just fuc*ed you and moved on!! Get over it!! And Yea the rams suck, but he’s not the only player!!! So shut your mouth’s and find something better to do with your damn time! Oh yea Love you too Sarah!!
haha Reply:
December 30th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
So you are saying that he is nothing but a playa if alll these girls are upset?? NICE How old is he anyway?? Who are you that you care so much about him?? Maybe somenone can buy her a bar of soap. muah..
I barely recognize theis chick without her legs spread begging for bottles. I should have known better, and looked at her face first YUCK!!
i am going to drop loads all over stl saras yellow teeth ooh yeeah!
She has banged the whole practice squad!
$ara says Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 7:01 am
I love to leave lipstick on mens dipstick!! and this one has a teeny tiny greg. teeheehee
Jacob is a very nice guy! He did it to me in my ass!!
dunno what ur all talkin bout. i’ve known sara for 2 yrs and she’s a nice girl. she may talk ghetto and is hyper. but shes nice.
Everything about her is ghetto.
Just because you are making $$ doesn’t mean you have class!! He clearly has NONE
Two nasty people =Trash
News: Bell proved to be far from the dominant force the club thought they were getting when they signed him to a six year deal last March.
Spin: Bell struggled with conditioning and injuries most of the year but even when healthy he was far from the overpowering guard the team saw in Tennessee. Despite the down year he’s fully expected to return in 2009 as the club’s starting LG.
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+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
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Kodiak: body of a bear
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Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
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Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
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Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
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Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
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Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
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Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
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Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
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Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
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WNBA: a tall female who is manly
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that’s hilarious! he can’t even get respect from the d in the back!
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