3 STL D-Bags For The Price Of 1


3 STL D-bags for the price of 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: How many St. Louis/SoCo Douchebags can you fit in one picture? Well…at least three…Famed club promoter (haha) Sample, unemployed club boy Nick W, and the mouth Scott Jahn all jammed into one photo for your viewing pleasure. Where is Timberfake when you need him?

I guess that is the D-Bag look in STL… stick your Scissors in wall sockets.  Not only does it kill more brain cells, but it gives you perfect hair.- nik


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  1. December 31, 2008 at 7:28 am

    B_Eazy! says:

    Who Ever hates on these Dude Probably had their B!TCH FU*KED by one of them.. Nick, keep on kickin it! People are jealous cause they weren’t blessed with a promo job to Kick It Years Early… Anyone whos ever drank with these kidds know they’re chillin so F^CK SAINT LOUIS HATERS!!!
    HAPPY NEWYEARS!

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    • January 2, 2009 at 2:01 pm

      HB says:

      you guys are all tool bags. You are commenting on your own pic which you probably posted yourself. You guys are ten years bhind on style, hair and everything else about you. Come see how long you last in so cal fags!

      Reply to HB
  2. December 31, 2008 at 7:31 am

    Ms Juji says:

    These are the typa dudes who call each other up to ask what the other is wearing and how to style their hair to make sure they are all up to par when looking for drunken passed out sleezes to rub up on.

    Reply to Ms Juji
  3. December 31, 2008 at 8:07 am

    Saberdouche73 says:

    they have magical snow eyes

    Reply to Saberdouche73
  4. December 31, 2008 at 8:21 am

    Just Sayin says:

    isn’t that dude on the far left from drum line. The one that played the base drum(lol)

    Reply to Just Sayin
  5. December 31, 2008 at 9:11 am

    stl Xfire says:

    Looks like a gay orgy to me. I think White and Sample did the catchin that night and Jahn and the other douch did the pitching to um.

    Reply to stl Xfire
  6. December 31, 2008 at 9:27 am

    Albert Einstein says:

    These fags are def for the gays! Butt plugs at Lure

    Reply to Albert Einstein
  7. December 31, 2008 at 9:48 am

    number1stunna says:

    Havent seen a photo more gay since seeing David Bowie in Laberinth

    Reply to number1stunna
  8. December 31, 2008 at 10:16 am

    Sample says:

    A) This is a Photo from like 3 years ago
    B) Im going to try your tip about the hair I think I can Save some time
    C) NEW YEARS EVE TICKETS ARE ON SALE FOR LUSH GIVE ME A CALL
    D) IM wearing my SGM Shirt tonight!

    Sample

    Reply to Sample
  9. December 31, 2008 at 11:19 am

    Clay Aiken says:

    Worst haircuts ever.

    Reply to Clay Aiken
  10. December 31, 2008 at 11:40 am

    WTF MAN.... says:

    I’m glad I didn’t get a red haired gene from my parents like 2 of those douchetards……probably would have killed myself by now.

    Reply to WTF MAN....
  11. December 31, 2008 at 11:42 am

    Ha says:

    a)How come everyone wants timberfake in their picture.

    b)Timberfake has an SGM shirt so I guess you want one to.

    c)Hair Gel isnt cool sample try some wax or something .

    d)Timberfake is for the gays

    Reply to Ha
  12. December 31, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    STEPHANIE says:

    HAHA, I LOVE THESE GUYS. . .BIGGEST SWEETHEARTS EVER. . .MUAH!

    Reply to STEPHANIE
  13. December 31, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    Claire says:

    I love these boys. Hey Sample I will see you at Lush tonight… I can wear my dirty army shirt? yeah!

    Reply to Claire
  14. December 31, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    BonerNapkins says:

    I bet Sample is overjoyed that he can now purchase Ed Farty shirts from Marshalls so he doesn’t have to save up three of his paychecks just to get one

    Reply to BonerNapkins
  15. December 31, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    Richie Rexic says:

    Where is Timberfake when you need him, he is with me .He would never be with these losers timberfake is hot and these guys are not

    Reply to Richie Rexic
  16. December 31, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    VJ says:

    timberfuq would love to bang these guys ill bet he is eye fuquin them right now

    Reply to VJ
  17. December 31, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    me says:

    jon is f*ggot!

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  18. January 1, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    EL~SEXY says:

    I LOVE SAMPLE and NICK!!! and Josh Sample better not change his hair cuz i LOVE it like it is!! he is SEXYYYY!! stop hating LOOSERS!!

    Reply to EL~SEXY
  19. January 1, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    okay says:

    aw i love you guys! quit hatin their nice guys your probably just jealous!

    Reply to okay
  20. January 1, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    lol says:

    LOVE TO SCOTT!!!!!!!!

    Reply to lol
  21. January 1, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    Najeeb says:

    Dems my boys.

    Reply to Najeeb
  22. January 2, 2009 at 11:39 am

    Anthony says:

    I wonder what time they show up at the club after doing each other’s hair?

    Reply to Anthony
  23. January 2, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    RoAsT BeeF DaNgLiEs says:

    At least Sample shaved his uni-brow for this one..

    Reply to RoAsT BeeF DaNgLiEs
  24. January 2, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    Richie Rexic says:

    oops… I farted again…my bad!! I need to poop Josh is hot but not as hot as my Timberfake!!

    Reply to Richie Rexic
  25. January 2, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    VJ says:

    he is a real dale boy

    Reply to VJ
  26. January 2, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    Smelly Mcgee says:

    they all smell like nachos and cheese

    Reply to Smelly Mcgee
  27. January 3, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    VJ says:

    call the guy on the right and ask him why he is such a dale boy [removed]

    Reply to VJ
  28. January 3, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    Monsta says:

    I swear I seen one of those guys buying a rubber dick at Spanky’s the other day!

    Reply to Monsta
  29. January 3, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    Anonymous says:

    My gay friend that works at coach swears he blew the guy on the right at a house party…. kind of interesting! Nick, maybe?

    Reply to Anonymous
  30. January 4, 2009 at 10:26 am

    big d says:

    who on here wants too see pics of timberfake with his ratty looking daughter who he gets to spend one day a year with because his ex girlfriend does not trust him! well i was able to capture the shot! if you wanna see it just let me know! and then you can ask him what he got her for christmas! of course you members of the army know that answer!

    Reply to big d
  31. January 4, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    TIFF says:

    LEAVE JOSH ALONE! HES COOL AS HELL!!!

    Reply to TIFF
  32. January 4, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    Ummmmmm nooo says:

    RichieRexic did not leave any of the above comments FYI.

    Reply to Ummmmmm nooo
  33. January 4, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    Team RichieRexic says:

    Nick is totally obsessed & in love with ashley – what gets into these guys getting so infatuated with her, i dont get it. Does anyone else?

    Reply to Team RichieRexic
  34. January 5, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    this is nick says:

    not true! homo

    Reply to this is nick
  35. January 6, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    Anonymous says:

    John Donhoe dad’s is a foreal crack smoking crackhead!

    Reply to Anonymous
  36. January 7, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    ughh. says:

    I love Scottie =[ haterssss.

    Reply to ughh.
  37. January 10, 2009 at 12:21 am

    kurt warner says:

    Nick White, you are probably the biggest f*ggot that I know.

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  38. January 10, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    your an idiot says:

    Nick is by far the biggest douche tard in the lou. He thinks he is somebody. Somebody smack that f*cking idiot.

    Reply to your an idiot
  39. January 12, 2009 at 12:15 am

    Known em for years says:

    scott is actually the normal one if u give him a chance the only thing that ur gonna get from nick is herpes and sample rug burn from all his back hair or hiv

    Reply to Known em for years
  40. January 12, 2009 at 8:24 am

    Dan Apted says:

    Sample tried to suck my schlong!

    Reply to Dan Apted
  41. January 15, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    all you homos says:

    quit jockin us!! guaranteed me Scott and josh have ran trains on all your gf’s and that’s why everyone hates on us

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  42. January 18, 2009 at 8:47 am

    Dan Apted says:

    They ran trains on me and the boyz!!! jus sayin….

    Reply to Dan Apted
  43. February 6, 2009 at 3:29 am

    nick is gay says:

    nick you are the gayest kid i know. josh you are the second gayest.

    Reply to nick is gay
  44. July 28, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    f*gs says:

    nice graphic t’s you f*ggots

    Reply to f*gs

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