DALLAS BIMBO MAFIA
THE DIRTY ARMY: So here are some more pictures of the farting queen, gonzo, and the hot fat friend! It’s them at their best! Ashley’s floppy meat, Lyndi’s gargantuan nose, and Sam’s lard a$$! Unfortunately Sam is pretty cool; she’s like the cute in the face, thick in the waste kind of cool! As for Ashley’s farting…Ewwww gross! That’s outrageous that you would admit to something like that! Ehhhh… it makes me want to vomit! That is so disgusting and low class! Way to be a lady! Oh and by the way… no one is jealous of 40 year old looking wh*res! What exactly have you “ladies” accomplished in life to be envious of? It sure as hell isn’t your “beauty” if that’s what you were insinuating! Also, if you’re still too dumb to notice, we’re making fun of you because you’re all so ridiculous and pathetic, not because we’re jealous! … Some “haters”, aka realist, do have legit comments! Oh and although Sam and Ashley might be more practical than Lyndi, the orange creature, they’re still kind of full of themselves! But, I guess if I had to admit it, Sam and Ashley are cooler girls… the pussy farting thing just grosses me out though! Sorry girl! I can’t really get over that! As for Lyndi… that chick is so weird! She over tans, raccoons her eyes, fries her hair, teases it at the crown way too much… she is ridiculously fake! From her handbags to her eye color! Get real! Not to mention this chick does absolutely nothing with her life! Her granny pays for everything and owns some bogus hair school, which I’m sure Lyndi thinks she’ll inherit and earn a decent living from! LYNDI: Get an education you PATHETIC LOSER! Or just keep sucking d*ck! It’s obviously gotten you so far in life already! I mean you’re a mere 19 and already a big time Dallas club promoter! Haha!
This was too long for me too read, but I am sure it was really nice.- nik
Damn That girl lyndi Looks 40 years old!!! Wtf!!
you who posted this, is 40 years old “Heya”
Sam you are a fat hog. Do us all a favor and jump off a highrise. Well, on the other hand, actually don’t. We have enough tornados in Texas, don’t need any earthquakes. Get your raunchy stinky ass on a treadmill. Ashley please close your legs, it’s reeking of trout, and I’m not talking about old rich men.Everyone is tired of your stinky farts. Lyndi, gonzo get a nosejob and a real job and quit suckin dick at the stripclub for dollar bills,thank you.
are these all facts?! because it sounds so true!
Ashmon stinky
there’s nothing UPTOWN about you, you are fat and old!
Hahaha. This picture is from like February, the first night I ever got drunk actually. It is pretty awful though, not gonna lie. Couldn’t yall find some more recent material? And Sam isn’t even in this picture just FYI. & CORRECTION* It’s not a fart, it’s a queef! Don’t rag on it til’ you hear it, like I said in a previous post. Sorry that my friends & I have a sense of humor when it comes to stuff like that. Everyone in Dallas needs to pull their heads out of the @sses and lighten up. I mean seriously.
nooo you dumb wh*re! there is nothing funny about any douche or queef!! that is disgusting, and i cannot believe you would do that in public. and what’s this sh*t about your sn*tch smelling like a trout?! you should be ashamed of yourself. i believe you should take the welcome mat off your p*ssy. you will start smelling more pleasant down there. just some advice!
My “snatch” smells like sugar cookies on Christmas day. Once again, lighten up. Same thing I said to the other people on this website who thinks they know me so well, confront me elsewhere then I MIGHT take you seriously. Until then, you’re nothing but a person who must be so hideous that you have to hide behind a fake name, a reality blogging website, and a computer screen to talk trash to me. Make my day, PLEASE!
i’m just a f*ckin’ assh*le, who doesn’t care about a persons feelings. and from the looks of your whorish pics, i’m not sure i would want to come up to you, and talk trash. would be to ashamed to be around you.
can only imagine what your children would say.
child- mommy why are your legs spread open in this picture?!
you- because honey, mommy thought she was cool acting so whorish.
child- why do you take valtrex mommy.
you- because i was a dumb wh*re sweetheart.
the end
cast:
you as AshMon
child as herself/himself
key grip- jack thompson
producer- the real one (the real one)
make up provided by MAC
wardrobe- Affliction and Forever 21
My legs are spread & up in the air in the above picture because this was my first night to ever get drunk and I was laughing and goofing around, not trying to queef or fart in public.
i’ve never seen anyone comment this site more than the real one (the real one) this loser really must not have anything to do
nice lil scene you wrote thats just adorable
i know know, i am just being a d*ck. but did you like my creativity on that scene?! what about the cast members?! Did you like them as well?
me and ash thought it was precious
we’re gonna do each other now since were such sluts with stds lol
Ashmon has stinky farts
posers!
I loooveee all those girls!!!!
hahahahahaha. I am not even in this pic, but thanks anyways for your time and concern Uptown Style. You all must know me so well since you posted a pic of Lyndi and Dez and thought it was me. Wow
sam you dumbass, if you click on see more dirty there are plenty of pics of you.
so Christmas is just around the corner, when is Lyndi gettin’ that much anticipated nose job she said she was going to get. Just sayin’!
her and katie (8 belles) should get one together!! both have pathetic faces!
All 3 of those girls are beautiful…
katie needs her whole mouth redone
Ok so first of all with Ash it’s queefing not farting which means they dont stink. For all of you who don’t understand what goes on when a girl can make herself do that it means she’s got magical vag muscles which also make that snatch of hers as tight as a virgins, trust me I’d know!Sam is my baby girl.. F*ckin gorgeous at that. Her eyes could make you melt! Lyndi may need to lay off the tanning and eye shadow but ultimately the girl is fine as hell too. I have heard her nose job is scheduled in January sometime. All 3 of them are bad ass girls and if you actually knew them, youd know that too. Leave my b!tches alone.
i’m sure her herpes would make a mans d*ck melt as well!
Is herpes the best insult you’ve got towards all of us? I mean really, if you know me as well as you claim to, find some true dirt on me! “the real one (the real one)”… I’ve seen you post multiple hateful things on this website on all kinds of pictures so in reality, you probably don’t know sh!t about anyone. Oh and I wasn’t asking you to come up to me in person, I know you’re not brave enough to do that seeing that you have to use a fake name to talk to me, get at me on Myspace or something, I don’t care for your name or anything I’d just LOVE to see what you look like because I can only imagine how someone with so much hate towards so many people could look like. Come on sweety, man up & show your face. I’ll make you a deal too, I won’t even send your pics into thedirty, deal? Haha you poor pitiful excuse for a person.
Oops.. That was my ex’s name under that last post but it was actually me who typed that, my bad.
have you ever been stabbed in the back by your own government? no you have not. it doesn’t feel good. now you know why i am so negative towards anyone and everyone. i really truly don’t give a rats ass about anyone on this site. i don’t care if any of you die or live. it’s for sh*ts and giggles. i do not know why you and your pathetic friends get upset about us commentors? why? we do not know you, nor do we care to know you. it’s our opinion so deal with it. everything that comes out of my mouth on this site are, rumors, speculation, assumptions, opinions, and factual information as stated on the site. i’m an assh*le bah blah blah
see what military does to someone!
merry christmas
haha wtf you talk on the dirty cuz of the govt? lol whatever
Like I said.. A poor pitiful excuse for a person.. Can you not find something better to do with your time? I reallyy want to see what “the real one (the real one)” looks like now! Probably hideous. I bet you get off on the sh!t you say to ppl on here don’t you? Hahaha. People like you are nothing but a waste. Get a f*ckin life dude!
this pitiful excuse for a person is one of the reasons why you or your friends can live the lives you do.
i said i am an assh*le because of the government. you fight for this countrys freedom and then get shafted in the end. typical american conduct. anyway, ladies you have a wonderful christmas, and happy new year!
So you hate on people you don’t even know on the dirty because of something the government did to you? Why is that any of our faults? Get over it. Your attempt to get pity from us definitely won’t work. You chose to join the military. It’s Christmas time I mean really… Cheer the f*ck up.
HI GONZO
she looks like magda from there’s something about mary hahah i bet the tits look like hers too
Hahahaha. I don’t know who left the comment above but thank you!!
i did WHORE
i slept with ashley this summer through sept. and im clean. u guys leave her alone. she is a bad @ss girl. she is funny and really pretty and fun to b around. f*ck off.
This is soooo ridiculous !! Not only are all of these girls freaking gorgeous, they are soooo sweet. Ashley is clean as a freaking whistle (and it is def NOT a fart, it’s a queef and probly the funniest sh!t I’ve ever heard in my life!!), Sam is perfection and anyone who has EVER met her knows this, and Lyndi is so sweet and beautiful. I dated an ex of Ashleys and there were only compliments in that department from him about her !!
would you know you stupid little girl …if someone has something there not always going to tell the whole world!! get a life and quit reading what people write why do you care
Interesting
i wish i could queef
at least sam and ashley are a human skin color and don’t have noses like lois griffin
TRASH end of story…
Why are you defending yourself so hard AshMon?? I know you have an STD for a fact…get over it and move on already
I’m defending myself because I don’t need people logging onto this website and reading bull sh!t about me that isn’t true. You’d do the same. Did you catch one from me? No, because well, I don’t have any. Please ask the 3 guys I’ve dated in the past 6 months & they’ll tell you, their clean.
Hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas, obviously some didn’t because their still stuck on bashing me in this picture that was posted ohh, 4 or 5 days ago?
Racking up 3 guys within 6 months? Why would you brag about that? That’s whorish… you just admitted to being a whore! What an idiot! Gain some respect for yourself loser! Oh and you must be the one obsessed with the dirty… you’ve commented a million times on your own pic…. OVER CHRISTMAS!!! Come on now Blondie!
Not bragging.. Just proving a point..
Commenting on MY OWN PICTURE is defending myself, not being obsessed with the dirty. I don’t go commenting on other peoples pictures (whom I don’t even know) under a fake name like all of you people. If there was a picture of you on here, you’d check it religiously as well.
Page 3 & people are STILL commenting. How special I must be!
here’s another long ass story about some nobody that someone is totally obsessing over, looks like this chic needs to take a dump.