Tattouche…. And His New Girlfriend

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here’s Tattouche and his new girlfriend. She cannot weight more than 90 lbs. No joke. She thinks she’s a model because she’s done a photoshoot. This makes me giggle. Odd couple.
I am just happy he has a girlfriend… I was getting worried for a little bit.- nik









oh boy look who it is! we call him lenny. nik…come on now. you know this isnt his girlfriend. shes just another girl who is using him for his mommy & daddys money. i know your smarter than that. plus shes probably only 16 years old. i think he should his parents money to buy some pants that fit him instead of just cutting the bottems off & letting them fray haha. he thinks he runs st. louis…he doesn’t run sh*t. hes pathetic! all the club owners kiss his as* becuz he spends all his parents money. news flash. get a life no one likes you!!!
this poor girl who drives a suzuki is desperate, she talks about marrying him already. she thinks shes a model. honey, seriously, tomorrow is coming soon, and you will forgotten in our world. your facebook comments to him are so pathetic, because everyone knows a desperate poor sl*t when they see one, and only your broke ass, who wears the red sl*t wear dresses, like that one to penthouse at the christmas party, would sleep with this bug eye. i have no complaints about sam, in terms of his character, but come on… gimme a break, we all know sam is not an attractive guy and you know it too, thats why you’re already lying to him about going to south carolina you crackhead hoosier! you’re lying about being outta town because you can not stand his clingyness. do yourself a favor and get yourself some face injections and a breast job for that flat chest and crack head face. ouch, the truth hurts, especially when you’re a nobody, trying to be a somebody, looking yourself up on thedirty.com. well you’re here now amanda, how does it feel tho? LOL
OMG… I wish I had that kind of toxic keyboard talent! Good work!!!
ha. so funny.
Um, photo shoot? no shes done a porn
She has done some photo-shoots.
She is pursueing something she likes, big deal.
What have you done for yourself, besides put people down!
This Wildwood trash is named Emily and is a gold digging POS.
You all really need to get your facts straight. i never said i was a model, i’ve done a few photo shoots so that part is true. using him for his parents money, not true. We rarely go out, cuz of bulls*** like this. What a lot of you dont know about sam is that he is amazing, sweet, caring and so thoughtful. maybe if all of you werent jealous and complete haters you’d get to know both of us and you’d change your mind. question for all the girls? what girls wake up to breakfast every morning and freshly picked flowers? Ya didnt think too many of you did. So hate all you want. Oh and I’m 22 for the record. So all of you haters keep hating. Cuz I’m gonna keep smiling, he treats me wonderful. So when sam and i arent talked about, then i’m going to worry. Because obviously then our lives arent interesting anymore.
oxoxoxo
you’re too poor to be from saint louis amanda pratt, and yes, you do go around telling people like ME, that you’re a model. of course you’re not emily from wildwood, you can’t afford to live in wildwood, you’re a lake trailer bitch, get a breast job, sam will pay for it, just sleep with him a few more times.
I’m not Emily……and I didnt sleep with either of the slavin brothers. I’m from Eldon down by the lake. man you all really need to get your facts straight. I’m not even from St Louis, like all you idiots.
I think I would have taken the credit for being from Wilwood even though you aren’t… admitting to being from Eldon just opened you up to all new ridicule.
what? you want her to lie about where shes from.
that would make her as bad as you…. idiots
I have no reason to lie about where I am from, nor have I ever.
Why don’t you do us all a favor there “hippy” and go download some crunchy a** folk music from iTunes, eat some granola, or see if you can buy some high-heeled Birkinstocks on Zappos.com or something.
I have met Amanda out quite a few times. She is really sweet and very friendly.
She is just your standard uneducated bartending golddigging “model” in st. louis. I have seen her on sugardaddie.com and I am sure thats where tattouch found her. You would think with his money he could at least get someone attractive.
You would think with his money he would buy his way to a better city so we didn’t have to hurt our eyes each weekend with bad style and asshole-ish behavior. Thay guy is such a fantastic douche.
What a joke! I used to be good friends with that girl and I know first hand she has f*cked too many rams players to count. She has only known sam for a few days and they are already “in love” and she is already living with him….
if you used to be good friends with me you’d know that i never slept with any rams players. i dont even know any of there names but 1. i’m not living with him, i’m staying with him because i like spending time with him. were not in love, but we get along great, sorry you cant find a guy or girl that your happy with and treats you great.
So she denies hooking up with the slavins but not being in a porn??? thats odd….whips and chains are classy.
its pretty sad that you cant go out anymore. people really dont like you that much. no ones jealous of you. we think your pathetic. you obviously care becuz your on here checkin everyday. haha really what is there to be jealous of? your ugly as* boyfriend. never.
we are not jealous of you… i’m logged on here for about 10 minutes a week to get my weekly laugh, just like tmz, but i happen to know you, slug, so i’m commenting. there is nothing to be jealous of. an ugly guy with alot of money, you’re gonna be in and out of there as soon as you get a big pay out, and you deserve that one comin sam!
Well Amanda=my favorite porn star/model… She seems smart to me… sleeping with the Slaven boyz is actually worse than doing porn!
You know what a$&holes, Sam is a friend of mine and he’s one of the nicest guys around!! So all u pathetic ghetto white boys crying bc u don’t have the money to have nice tables and pretty girls f@ck off! I mean really half of you that commented ok this pic got your facts wrong. Emily?? You who posted that are a freakin moron be embarassed! Amanda I don’t know you better treat sammy good, anyone would be lucky to have him!
nicest couple EVER! LOVE YOU GUYS!!
i am a good friend of amandas and she’s met 1 rams player and never slept with any of them. how funny. and never did porn. nice try. and geeze we were all waiting for the comment about std’s since she was called a whore and a fake model. its funny how none of you will post your name on here cuz all you have time to do is hate on other people cuz your life is too pathetic so you have to get into other peoples business. and she for sure doesnt take valtrex…..how funny
She worked at Hollywood and couldn’t make any money as a stripper. No wonder she’s moved in with Sam, she was living out of her car or who ever she went home with for the night. I know everyone does talk sh@t on here that’s not true most of the time. But with this chick 99% of its true.
I’ve been living downtown since I moved here. And if you’d like come to my house warming party the weekend after christmas…at the cupples station…i stay with sam as a choice not a must. i have a place to live, 2 actually and now 3. I quit dancing cuz that was a lifestyle I didnt want to live anymore. Talk sh** all you want. I know who I am and that I’m a good person and a good friend. Sorry I’m obviously not your friend, but if you’d take the time to get to know me I’m sure you’d change your mind.
that is true we talked about her working there she told me about it and why she quit. That is a hard lifestyle to live… good for her for getting out of it.
I think you need the valtrex dumba$$
You guys are rediculous! First off, mind your own f**king business! Why does it matter what shes done, past or present… where she lives, or who she hangs out with. Starting dirty rumors and making false statments is obsurd!! Its HER life, so why even bother staing your opinion… do you want people off running their mouths about your life. GROW UP. We’re not in high school anymore, so put your grown up pants on, and kick rocks! Ive known her for over ten years, and regardless of who she slept with and what jobs she has had…. she is an amazing person, with a huge heart, and out-going personality! She has been very loyal to me, and always had my back! Baby girl… as long as your happy and smile’n, f**k ‘em.
…yea, and you know this how?
keep tellin lies, you dummy.
you only make urslef look like an idiot
This girl is smokin…and super sweet….not a whore sorry guys
Amanda is a great friend of mine and a great person. why is everyone hating? Let her and sam be happy and leave them alone
ily boo
dont even stress over this.
keep on, keppin on!
head up, high and proud!
What a bunch of f***in idiotd. Just cause he finds a girl that is 100 times better lookin than you will ever be doesnt mean you can dis her. All these jealous b****es saying bull s*** about a girl they dont even know who just so happens to be the god mother of my kids. I would let a nasty b**** be that. She is respectful and smart. She is a great model that has some successful pictures and has done more s*** with her life then any of you f***in posers ever will. If you wish you were like her just admit it instead of trying to down her to make your pathetic existance better. GET A F***ING LIFE AND BACK THE F*** OFF THEM! YOU ARE A BUNCH OF STUPID D***S. the only reason you say she is a whore and f***s half of st. louis is because you couldnt get that much a** if you dreamt of it.
she is not 100 times better looking than me or the girl that Sam was trying to go out with before this stick with hair got in his bed. Haha my friend wouldn’t put out cuz he’s so not cute and they would fight every day. I guess finding Amanda is the best thing for Sam today because she’s obviously one of the girls that does everything he wants her to. and Wow she has 3 homes now, then why doesn’t she take Sam with her? They’re living in his PARENTS’ house and of course spending his parent’s money. Its amazing how money runs this world. He probably found this golddigger at Penthouse since thats where he spends at least $1,000 a night. Hey Nik you should get that picture of him in the $70,000 leopard coat. haha what a tool.
oh and p.s. Sam would neverbe able to love someone. At least not until he learns how to stop being so fake and hiding under his money.
hate to break it to you sweetie but what happens between sam and i is our business its nice of you to put her business out there, great friend you are.. your friend is SHALLOW!!! not so cute so she wouldnt sleep with him. wow. he’s super cute in my eyes, and you know beauty is only skin deep sweetheart. so you and your friend need to get a life, and he was dating her and then he met me. sorry to break it to ya. and i read the message she wrote him on facebook, and i replied back, not sam, and i was nice as ever so you need to stop hating. grow the f*** up and get a life. I’m waitin for my loft to be finished so maybe you need to mind your own business and get your own life. Geeze all of you are so ridiculous
i thought Cupples Station was low income housing. I guess the pole really is not paying.
amanda who are you talking about on facebook?? we don’t facebook, we myspace… you’re thinking of the wrong person, plus sam never just dates one girl for long.
Amanda, I like how you just admitted in your own words you are Sam’s downgrade because he couldn’t get the hot girl he was dating before he met you…way to open your legs for that relationship! Great start! I bet those flowers and breakfasts in bed feel really genuine.
Don’t talk about “waiting for your loft to get done” at Cupples Station, unless you have an interior designer up in there redecorating or something (doubtful… unless Ugly Sam is paying for it perhaps). It’s an apartment building with a bunch of blow addicts who party non-stop… not some exclusive and lavish condo address.
haha I never said my friend thought he was groos. I think he’s gross. She’s not the shallow one I am. And please, I laugh at you for fun, I love to laugh at stupid people like you. Did you notice how many times you’ve responded to everyone’s comments on here? And I’m the one without a life? haha don’t make me laugh sweetie. And if you have 5 homes like you said you did, why do you have to “wait for your loft to get done” at Sam’s place? haha LOSER!
what did the girl look like who sam was trying to get with before this chick? i’m curious to know what kind of girls this gentlement of good character, but questionable looks can get- but fact- he did used to date the cheerleading captain of the Rams, and i have seen him with an equal amount of measly looking and extremely attractive looking girls.
Miami Vice night at Cheetah? You dumb hick chicks stay out in the boonies, or where ever you come from.
What a bunch of f*ckin idiotd. Just cause he finds a girl that is 100 times better lookin than you will ever be doesnt mean you can dis her. All these jealous b!tches saying bull sh!t about a girl they dont even know who just so happens to be the god mother of my kids. I would let a nasty b!tch be that. She is respectful and smart. She is a great model that has some successful pictures and has done more sh!t with her life then any of you f*ckin posers ever will. If you wish you were like her just admit it instead of trying to down her to make your pathetic existance better. GET A F*CKING LIFE AND BACK THE F*CK OFF THEM! YOU ARE A BUNCH OF STUPID D!CKS. The only reason you say she is a whore and f*cks half of St. Louis is because you couldnt get that much a$$ if you dreamt of it.
shes not 100 times better looking than me, im the hottest.
Sorry B!tch Amanda is way hotter and its ok if you dont wanna admit it. I mean if I was as ugly as You I would try my hardest to make People believe me…….. By the way ….. ITS NOT WORKING
ive been a great friend of amandas for 5 years and she has always been there for me. she is the only friend to ever come visit me in south carolina and I’ve lived there for over a year. I just had a tragedy in my family and guess who was there right when I got off the plane? amanda!!! so stop hatin. shes beautiful and a great person. you all are so pathetic that you have to put down someone else….
wait, didnt amanda say on facebook, that she ended up not going to south carolina?? hm…. the facts seem twisted.
jay came to missouri last week….i went to south carolina to visit in april….my trip 2 days ago got cancelled so i wouldnt get stranded…..it was at 1pm so check your facts….2 different incidents…
Dont know either of them, but who cares? let them do their thing, leave them alone, and get a life people!
Seriously she is not even remotely attractive. It is not hating if we are stating facts. She is smart? She hasnt even been to college and is a bartender, used to be a stripper, does porn and is living with some guy she has known for like 3 days….sounds real smart. Great modeling pics? The only reason anyone will shoot her is cause she will get naked in front of the camera. She runs around the clubs half naked and everyone know she is easy. Me saying this probably means I am jealous of her….ha yep!
she is a pespi wh*re.
look at her nose.
&& how skinny she is.
he will flatten her.
ouch.
hoe sit down.
Great model??? She’s another myspace model. Aren’t you suppose to get paid if your a successful model? This chic is not good looking at all. She is in need of a meal ticket and it looks like she has found one for now.
Haha…this is hysterical.
i never met the girl, but i did “date” sam right before she did- she seems classy and sweet, and he is a great guy- much love to you sam- seems like amanda is treating you good, always move forward and be optimistic, but at the same time, don’t be naive and blind, muahz, this site is so disgusting (but a curiousity grasping)- it is seeping with hatred- a symptom of jealousy, pure and simple.
Why all the fuss? She’s not even remotely attractive. And are we sure these 2 are tall enough for the rides at Six Flags?
amanda– heads up! i have dated sam before and so have a few of my friends. he treats every girl like a queen. breakfast every morning is the usual. flowers all the time. riding around town in his range rover. then he will try going down on you and then showing you his little wiener. trust me sweety. then he will buy his way into your heart. way to go!!!!!!!!!
seriously this girl is beat and would give ‘extras’ when she stripped. one of my buddies got a dance from her. she needs to gain about 20 lbs. and she has weird teeth.
I know for a fact that she didnt give “EXTRAS” when she danced because I danced with her. You face Fuc*
i dated sam and so did a few of my friends. heads up girlfriend, i woke up to flowers and breakfast too. then he’ll try to go down on you and then show you his little wiener. THEN he’ll try to buy his way into your heart. driving around town in a range rover gets boring after a while. get a clue, you’re nothing special. sorry to disappoint. amanda. go back to stripping. you’re a joke.
IS THIS SHEENA IN THIS PIC???
OK tell me the truth. This guy drives a Range Rover, spends hundreds at bars all week, wears $300 sunglasses all the time, wears two watches at a time and STILL LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS PARENTS. That’s not true is it????? That might be the funniest thing Ive ever heard on here.
No, these types of posers only live in “lofts”.
Instead of giving Sam advice to spend is money on her boobjob and stuff, lets all convince him to buy a set of balls for himself!!!!
also!!!! considering his size, its not going to be expensive either!!!!!
His mom’s got the money from the local newspaper fortune, he’s adopted, trust fund baby, Clayton HS, white Range, geeks out w/ large sunglasses at bars and clubs, puts his lil smokie down hallways
SAM AND AMANDA ARE THE NICEST PEOPLE I KNOW!! LEAVE THEM ALONE!!
i went to highschool with sam. great guy. everybody loved him, even his teachers. my friend graduated with his little brother she said he is the nicest guy she is ever met. basically, how are you going to make fun of people who are nice and have done nothing wrong to anyone….all you people NEED a life. a life as cool as sams. heheheh
i love amanda!! your great girl!!
I LOVE AMANADA! she is very sweet and fun and gorgeous! NO WNODER all you jealous ppl hate on her! She is not a gold digger and she deserves to be happy, no matter what!
So all you haters neet to shut up and leave the poor girl and her guy alone!
Amanda and sam=one hot couple!
Obviously you are wearing your tequila goggles.
She is nothing to look at. And I have heard nothing to F*ck.
Has anyone heard that Tattouche is in culinary school now?
I wish Tat would hang at my club!
Sammy is a good friend of mine, as for Amanda, I don’t know her personally but Sammy did introduce me to her one night and she seemed pretty sweet…I don’t know why everyone seems to be hating on their relationship, if Sammy is happy with her shouldn’t everyone let it be and let them be happy together?? And if anything being said about her does come to be true, then it will come-out sooner or later if it’s meant to!! Everything happens for a reason people…can’t you just leave it at that…