Your New Horse From Houston
With the new year coming, I am excited for my new horse… DIRTY ARMY please decide wisely. She looks Derby strong in the mouth.
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How about Mrs. ED
i was thinkin ‘Wilbur’
I know this girl. Smokin hot body, but a little gummy. Good call on horse nik.
bad gum to tooth ratio here
How about telling everyone that “Nik Richie” is a pretend name? Or that you are really a Persian “little person”?
we already know that genius. way to stay in the loop
sweet farmers tan!!! but on a serious note, id prolly bang this girl after a few drinks.
that bitch is hot
i would. oops that wasn’t the question
I could.
snow biscuit
she’s hot ,but why is that clown grabbing her bum???
thats her bf
How about Rub n Tug
is that tagg ryan in that picture?
you need to blast him. hes a retard.
myspace.com/ryanmctaggart
i was totally going to say he was hot… then i realized he’s a club promoter and only 5’11…….
damn it.
definate not a ryan and would never be a club promoter
no that is Raz…but I can see the resemblance
How about: Top Gum
I’m definitely seeing the horsiness now. Had a hard time with the first post. I say My Little Pony. And she should probably invest in some +2′s, I recommend it.
I went with “My Little Pony” because she truly is the cutest horse in the dirty stable.
YOUR NEXT
At least she’s cute with a nice ass…the way she’s presenting herself she’ll be broken in nicely by all the bar guys around town before she hits 21!
I REQUEST A RE-VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DERBY DIVA SHALL BE HER NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t like any of the choices. And save ‘My little pony’ for a horse with an obvious ass-tat.
Nik take down Jonbenet as an option. A murdered little girl isnt funny in any context.
Add ‘Triple Crown’ in. Fits the best.
i still dont think she is stable status.
is a queer who thinks he is too good
she pretty dont pick on her shes a nice girl
She’s adorable, might be the best looking dirty girl. Hopefully she doesn’t ruin herself with plastic
Damn, she’s FREAKING HAWT!
BLOVOP is going to be at Richs on Thursday instead of being at the Sam Houston Race Park. Make sure you take a picture, she might be the next “Big Brown” I mean Big Blond in the Kentucky derby 2009
How about WHINNY. Isn’t that the sound I hear coming from her mouth in the top picture? And why is she whispering to that boy to scratch her on the leg??
Hoof Hearted For sure, ive actually bet on this horse on at my local OTB site, its a sure thing!!!
he looks gross
Is she voted hottest chick or horse mouth??
i want to go down on her
I think she is adddorrable…
hellooooo
what are we voting for? I don’t think she’s ugly but is Nik saying she is a horse??? I’m confused.
That guy is Razz! He promotes at Richs if yall aknow anybody that wants to get in for free just say your w Razz and they will let u in w no questions asked! If that fails his number is 281-701-1289
Snow biscuit
!!!!
she is like 12 years old how does she get into the club is what im wondering?? & her BF is such a lame a** lol someone should put his nasty a** on here!! yuck
samantha is definitely not a wh*re! shes gorgeous! quit hatin on everybody
she’s 17 for god sakes people!!