I Am NOT Sam Lohan!

Posted in Dirty TV, Miami, The Dirty | January 2nd, 2009


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik here is a better video from last night when Lindsay goes off on Sam.  Your shirt is for the gays.

Lindsay, I wasn’t trying to steal your woman.  I promise.- nik

Here is the breakdown of the Lindsay Lohan–vs–Sam fight on NYE… Mission Accomplished:  

Lindsay, Sam and I took the same limo to the club (we did not ride together it dropped them off first). They made the limo driver wait 30 minutes for them to come out. Which made me pissed because I had to wait for it to drop them off. Then I got a call that I had to wait another 15 minutes because Sam and Lindsay were fighting/crying. When I got in the limo it reeked of weed and there was trash from a cigarette pack and some used napkins in it. I got to Mansion and there was mad chaos between Lindsay and Sam already… Lindsay was doing whatever she wanted and she sat wherever she wanted, screwing up the whole seating chart for the night. She had to go inside fix her makeup before she went back out to do red carpet.  When I got there, I went to the red carpet and Lindsay finally came out and acted like nothing was wrong and nothing happened and smiled for the cameras.  Her people pushed me aside.

The “happy” pictures that are circulating of the them on the internet are complete BS. Lindsay walked over to the DJ booth for the countdown to midnight and Sam and her smiled for the cameras for all of 30 seconds. When the photographers were told to move from the stage everything went back to them fighting.

I was in the booth on stage next to Lindsay and all night she kept going back and forth to the DJ booth yelling at Sam asking when she would be done so she could spend time with her.  Then she’d go back to her table and start texting on her blackberry. I didn’t see her drink, but she definitely didn’t look sober.  Sam was cool about it all.

When I started talking to Sam, Lindsay came up and started yelling at me “That’s my girlfriend. I love her!” and thought I was trying to steal her woman. I was trying to tell her to chill out, but she was out of it  (high in my opinion). She started yelling at Sam telling her she wanted her gone and then she told all the security that she wanted Sam out of there. Sam told me not to worry about Lindsay because she’s nuts. Lindsay yelled at Sam again and Sam flipped her off. That totally pissed off Lindsay and she wound up leaving the club with some dude with long black hair, a blonde chick and a brunette chick. Sam was left there by herself and I felt kinda bad for her.   Sam jetted not too much longer after leaving the DJ’ing to some random dude.  So, in my opinion they broke up on New Years.  I decided.- nik



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I Am NOT Sam Lohan!
  1. January 4, 2009 at 2:41 am

    HAHA says:

    REAL ONE I SAY FUK SCHOOL AND FUK U !!!!!!!
    I QUIT SCHOOL SO I COULD MAKE ALOT OF $$$$$$$ , AND IT WAZ A GREAT MOVE !!! SO GO FINGER FUK YASELF U LIL FAKE 1 !!!!!! IF U WAZ BY ME I WOULD SLAP YO ASS BCUZ I JUST LOST 700 ON A BAD BEAT AT THE POKER TABLE AND BCUZ U A STUPID B!TCH !!!!!!!!!
    HOLLA

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    • January 4, 2009 at 9:59 am

      DJ the real one says:

      If you truely make that kind of “$$$$$$” you should invest in hooked on phonics.

      Reply to DJ the real one
    • January 4, 2009 at 9:47 pm

      LMAO... says:

      Looks like the spelling of a n*gg*r. Also people who make allot of $$ don’t type/talk like that unless you’re a drug dealer then that would explain everything.

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  2. January 4, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    HE HE says:

    COME AND INVEST IN THIS D!CK FAKE DJ !! U PROB LOOK LIKE SAM U PUSS

    Reply to HE HE
  3. January 5, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    who cares says:

    i feel dumber just for reading all of this. who cares what people do with there lives and loves. who are we to judge.

    Reply to who cares

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