I Am NOT Sam Lohan!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is a better video from last night when Lindsay goes off on Sam. Your shirt is for the gays.
Lindsay, I wasn’t trying to steal your woman. I promise.- nik
Here is the breakdown of the Lindsay Lohan–vs–Sam fight on NYE… Mission Accomplished:
Lindsay, Sam and I took the same limo to the club (we did not ride together it dropped them off first). They made the limo driver wait 30 minutes for them to come out. Which made me pissed because I had to wait for it to drop them off. Then I got a call that I had to wait another 15 minutes because Sam and Lindsay were fighting/crying. When I got in the limo it reeked of weed and there was trash from a cigarette pack and some used napkins in it. I got to Mansion and there was mad chaos between Lindsay and Sam already… Lindsay was doing whatever she wanted and she sat wherever she wanted, screwing up the whole seating chart for the night. She had to go inside fix her makeup before she went back out to do red carpet. When I got there, I went to the red carpet and Lindsay finally came out and acted like nothing was wrong and nothing happened and smiled for the cameras. Her people pushed me aside.
The “happy” pictures that are circulating of the them on the internet are complete BS. Lindsay walked over to the DJ booth for the countdown to midnight and Sam and her smiled for the cameras for all of 30 seconds. When the photographers were told to move from the stage everything went back to them fighting.
I was in the booth on stage next to Lindsay and all night she kept going back and forth to the DJ booth yelling at Sam asking when she would be done so she could spend time with her. Then she’d go back to her table and start texting on her blackberry. I didn’t see her drink, but she definitely didn’t look sober. Sam was cool about it all.
When I started talking to Sam, Lindsay came up and started yelling at me “That’s my girlfriend. I love her!” and thought I was trying to steal her woman. I was trying to tell her to chill out, but she was out of it (high in my opinion). She started yelling at Sam telling her she wanted her gone and then she told all the security that she wanted Sam out of there. Sam told me not to worry about Lindsay because she’s nuts. Lindsay yelled at Sam again and Sam flipped her off. That totally pissed off Lindsay and she wound up leaving the club with some dude with long black hair, a blonde chick and a brunette chick. Sam was left there by herself and I felt kinda bad for her. Sam jetted not too much longer after leaving the DJ’ing to some random dude. So, in my opinion they broke up on New Years. I decided.- nik

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133 Responses to “I Am NOT Sam Lohan!”
I would rather know what they were ACTUALLY fighting about. Sorry to say that I don’t for one moment believe it was you.
Niks queer Reply:
January 2nd, 2009 at 4:35 pm
the shirt was gay yes, and Nik get over yourself, you made it up, had nothing to do with you
I really think they broke up last night. They came in the club both crying and Nik didn’t help hanging with Sam. Lindsay seemed drugged out.
Nik, that shirt is the gayest shirt I’ve ever seen. Good job.
Im calling it staged I guarantee you Nik paid them or asked them to do this to make it look like thy were fighting to get publicity to the website since he cant break news. nik you look like a big douche bag
The happy pictures of them smiling and laughing was all show, then? Or didn’t they fight at all?? It could be anything in those videos. Sigh… why do I even want to know…
Nik, how were the cans? Did you do the motorboat?????
You ole motorboatin’ son of a gun!!!!!!!
Any Blonkey or ROHawk sightings?
Nik,
Did you really have to take what I said to heart? Seriously, did you start drama just to make sure I was wrong about Houston creating more drama? Is this all because Tyler Thigpen?
P.S. There is always dirty Fantasy Baseball.
P.S.S. The Dirty needs a fantasy dirty athlete league. Think about it.
From The Shah’s seat (the real one)
six or seven beers and an eight ball and firecrotch will be ok…….
I was right underneath their table they were on the stage. Lindsay kept walking into the dj booth and yelling at Sam every 2 seconds then she’d start texting on her blackberry. Lindsay was so pissed all night and kept yelling at Samantha because she wasn’t spending time with her (duh, she was the dj!) Sam was like chill and Lindsay was going PSYCHO. She kept yelling I WANT HER GONE! and Sam told the security guy to ignore Lindsay cause she’s crazy. Sam flicked her off at one point. That’s when Lindsay went nuts and left the club with 3 douchebags. Some guy with long hair and 2 girls. Sam stayed there by herself and kept working and I felt kinda bad for her.
Dirty Dirty Reply:
January 2nd, 2009 at 9:47 am
you r a f’ing idiot…. That is the same thing nik said… you should of copied and pasted.. u woulda saved so time with ur pathetic life!!!
i think she was upset cause someone was making an illegal video ‘
There weren’t any fighting going on. Lohan was complaining to Ronson, not yelling at her
??? Reply:
January 2nd, 2009 at 10:24 am
How was making the video illegal? You can video tape anyone out in the public and it is perfectly legal. Maybe the club has a rule to not take pictures/videotape but even so, that wouldn’t be illegal!
It should say: I think their relationship is going strong.
Their = It always describes a noun.
There = an adverb meaning “that location”. It is sometimes used with the verb to be as an idiom. It is spelled like here which means “this location.”
They are = is a contraction of they are. Note the spelling: The a from are is replaced by an apostrophe.
Ben Reply:
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Why break out grammar? It is a message board, Ebonics is expected.
Oh, and while we are on the subject, to correctly state your last sentence, “The “a” from “are” is replaced by an apostrophe.
me2 Reply:
January 2nd, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Why break out grammar?
It’s fun to point out how some people haven’t yet mastered what most Americans learned in 1st grade.
It should say: I think their relationship is going strong.
Their = is a possessive pronoun. It always describes a noun.
There = is an adverb meaning “that location.” It is sometimes used with the verb to be as an idiom. It is spelled like here which means “this location.”
They’re = is a contraction of they are. Note the spelling: The a from are is replaced by an apostrophe.
*wink*
This pattern of fights is Lilo’s way of setting up her BF up for a breakup. Women do crazy things to sabotage a relationship when they’re ready to leave.
Lilo has had her fun experimenting with rug munching and is ready for a man.
BTW, isn’t Lindsay only like 21 or 22? No wonder she acts needy and jealous. I was the same way, plus I was on blow too. Bad combo. Fits of unnecessary rage.
M*th + C*ke = Paranoia.
Plus isn’t she only 21 or 22? Young, needy, insecure girl.
Medical Dude Reply:
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:15 am
This is definitely medically true! Specific recreational drugs and drugs for ADD/ADHD can cause Paranoia or Schizophrenic like symptoms in individuals who abuse the drug. Thats when you seek medical treatment…..HINT HINT
Nik,
This would look a lot better for you if Sam was mad you were trying to take Lindsay.
Love must be blind if Lindsay thinks anyone wants her man.
Lohan must really be coked out if she thinks ANYONE would try to steal her man. I can’t think of one person on this planet that would touch that dude.
Notice how Nik is always wearing a hat to hide that massive bald spot he has..LOL
Someone looks like the 3rd wheel…not sayin’ just sayin’. I wish I could have stood behind the dj.
Lindsay is an ignorant twat. I prefer gentlemen anyways.
SPURS FAN Reply:
January 1st, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Glad to see nothing has changed in this new year. So I guess we can expect more polls that don’t mean anything, more Getrad, more party promotions, more Leper and Alien, more of Hollywood’s self promotions, and of course the censoring and deleting of comments. Great. Happy New Year Nik “Cinny Twist” Ritchie.
Nice spelling there, jackass. Its “their” relationship, not “there”.
It’s “their” - not “there” relationship is strong. Wow. Lindsay needs to lay off the coke, wayyyyyyy too skinny!
nik, thats a fly shirt but maybe a bit too big for you. Plus its hard to tell if you had the buttons open down to your belly button (and your chest hair showing - no homo) like most of our pple do… that would be really Douche like - just sayin’
mansion looked dead. I heard the gansvoort was going off.
If this is how you spent your New Years then you are either a genius for the coverage or for the gays…..no, for the gays…I decided.
i cannot believe i read that whole thing.
Nik…seriously, those Lacrosse Sticks on the back of your shirt look really cool. No really…I mean it. It kind of reminds me of the time that I was shopping at Target and I saw the same shirt. I raced over to take it off the rack and right before I did, some SHOMO got if before me. The ShOMO licked the back of the shirt like it was a sexy beast.
Nik…just two words for you in the New Year
BEAT IT!
Mr. Famous
Funny how other sites are saying they were perfectly happy on NYE and didn’t start arguing until they got to the airport. I guess the Dirty Army knows better. What a terrible ‘relationship’ those two are in. Jeeze.
Oh cool you got to ride in a Limo with a bunch of people that nobody cares about.
the real one (the real one) loves canary Reply:
January 2nd, 2009 at 10:22 am
agreed. i bet nik went down on sam.
All I’m saying is that you could have worn a shirt that fit and if you couldn’t find one… Then at least iron it. All I thought when I watched this video is, “Man he looks like some jacka#s from New Jersey.” I’m just saying. P.s. I thought you were going after “Firecrotch”?
nik were you just standing behind them not doing anything and just watching? cool you hang out with lindsay lohan. wow. happy new year.. but i am glad for your effort to get Lindsay back to the GREG! keep that up !
Actually, I’m really old and even I can tell that shirt is for the gays. Maybe with a snappy belt sinched at your waist to accent your figure…but just hanging down loose, it draws you down and makes you look fatter and shorter.
“she sat wherever she wanted, screwing up the whole seating chart for the night”
Gay! No straight man worries about seating charts.
... Reply:
January 2nd, 2009 at 1:54 pm
HAhahhahahahhahahaha! She ruined the whole seating chart!
Anyway, I LOVED the part that Sam flipped off Lindsay!!!!
I have new respect for Sam. Glad she doesn’t let that redheaded psycho walk all over her.
Did anyone else notice that NIK is Shorter than both girls?? Let me guess are you 5′6′ NIK??
I agree with pimpin, who cares about these two?
I was there….Lindsay was all cracked out throwing tantrums on the stage…at one point someone spilled a drink and it splashed on her leg.. Lindsay flippped out and had the poor girl who droped it removed from the area… Lolo kept going to the DJ booth yelling and waving her hands.. And yes, I saw Nik in the midst of it all…. 100% real
They have not broken up, there are photos of them together arriving in LA.
Advice to you, prepare to get sued. Samantha Ronson is notorious for suing bloggers that post lies.
Oh Nic, you found a wrong girl to mess around with. Samantha is notorious for suing bloggers that print lies. This is not hear say, YOU wrote it meaning you will have to cough up the money.
This looks like easy money for SAMANTHA AND LINDSAY.
Venom Reply:
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:18 pm
She is notorious for suing and losing also.
And losing badly.
She still has to pay Perez Hilton for that lawsuit she made against him.
Fool Reply:
January 2nd, 2009 at 6:38 pm
She LOST to the big pink gay Queen. Anyone can sue. You have to WIN.
80-K Milli Reply:
January 2nd, 2009 at 8:02 pm
“hear say” (heresay) - Thanks for the legal advice Johnny Cochrane
I see you’re taking down any posts with proof that you’re full of it.
everyone smokes pot in cali so thats not a big deal at least she wasnt smokin crack or shootin up!!!anyways why do you guys care so much what people do!!they love each other but with all of you in there face it doesnt helop them it makes it worse!!!i love lindsey and she needs to be happy!!OR DO YOU WANT HER TO BE LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS!!CRAZY CUZ YOU MADE IT THAT WAY!!
wake me up when this bitch gets a job man
DJ the real one Reply:
January 4th, 2009 at 4:09 am
We will, but your going to be asleep a long time.
I think they are cute together everyrelationship goes thru ups and downs
C’mon Nik, the real reason Lindsey was pissed was because you were not only rockin a ridonkulous shirt, you were wearing one of Saman’s hats! It was straight out of the Michael Jackson collection…vag!
Boston Herald was there too and wrote a completely different report from yours. Also, there are new photos of the couple arriving together in LA so no breakup. Just lawsuit heading your way.
Nik you are a total clinger in this video, lmao.
I think Nik was wering that oversized Gay shirt to cover up his White Belt.
BTW, did u borrow that shirt from Rocket Queen???
Rocket Queen (the real one) Reply:
January 2nd, 2009 at 7:04 pm
I wore it last time you banged me - I thought you liked it??
Ya know, Saint Nik, if you knew Samantha at all you wouldn’t be calling her Sam. You don’t know these two from Adam. You do sure know how to make a buck lying about celebrities, though. Congratulations.
Never said I knew them… I met them for the first time that night. You must be new to the site.- nik
What are you all talking about? Sam Ronson is a very handsome man. Too bad rumor has it, that he/she is actually a woman.
How”s that KOBE story coming!! Such a hanger on wanna-be. Anyone can be on the fringe of d-listed celeb life. lame.
If that was the good video id hate to see the bad.
This is certainly the appropriate entertainment level for a talent the calibre of Ms Lohan’s……..
I’m high 90% of the time and I know I’m not tryin’ to argue with anyone..
I call BS on that fact alone.
come on this is bs… thats not nik, thats some douche with an a$$liction shirt 3 sizes too big….
Story sounds about right from what my friends who were there told me. Plus, TMZ is reporting the same story, and you know they would never lie - especially sine the owner is a lawyer
And yea, NIK, I think you’re pretty cute and all, you have that scruffy as*hole thing going on, but you need a wardrobe makeover ASAP!!!!
If Sam was a chick I would totaly bang her.
Welcome to the “Hollywood” life.
Jesus.
Why would Lohan ever think that you were trying to steal Sam away? Did you grow long hair and a vagina on the plane to Miami?
Lohan is THAT insecure about the relationship?….wow.
lohan does mad blow….. this isnt news…. but people are right nik…. that shirt belongs in the dbag hall of fame
Lohan probably wanted Nik to move aside so the real celebrities could party
Nik is legit.
He, Lohan and Sam the Man were just on TMZ and they had the audio there of them fighting.
I like the shirt by the way.
Peace…
I just dont understand why that coked out looking girl was talking to that guy who looked like a chick. That dude in the white shirt should have told the coke head chick to get some +2s and for the man-chick to stop dressing like he is for the gays…….. I just don’t understand - It used to be you could go to a club and drink with some friends and watch the 30 millis try to pull ass - now its so complicated.
Yes I heart you Nik but that shirt is for those men in their 30’s wanting to be mid 20’s again…wait.
IF THEY WERE FIGHTING……WHY WERE U ALL UP IN THERE BUSINESS ???
U LOOKD LIKE A TOTAL CREEPER !!
I DECIDED..
GOOD TIMES
nik r u banging lindsey lohan??!! word on the block is that u r….
the best part of the whole video is at 1:05
nik is edging in between them and saying something…
Lindsey turns and clearly says “Who the f*ck are you?”
Turn your speakers up…. its there.
Then at the very end he says “Nik Richie, how are you?”
Jesus Nik, these two consume your life, yes? WOW!
There you go… typical lesbian cluster f*ck drama! LOL! Sorry you got in the middle of it Nik. I thought your shirt was cool.
“Lindsay, Sam and I took the same limo to the club.”
Translated: Nik blew his allowance and had to earn some extra money as a limo driver.
At least you earned enough money to buy that outfit at the Blue Light Special.
(Sorry, I couldn’t resist)
question to you all, why was nik with lindsay lohan at the miami party and riding with her in a limo. can anyone explain this to me. was nik the one that paid for sam to dj. why is this guy around her so much. don’t get it.
a) if Lindsay is not completely retarded (which she isn’t), she would know that even if this Nik creeper was hitting on Samantha that she wouldn’t respond.
b) It doesn’t really look like fighting, it might be, but if a couple doesn’t disagree on anything or have any misunderstandings I think something must be seriously wrong.
c) If this Nik guy is legit and that was him and he was there and all of this is true, what a tool. They are gracious enough to let you in the booth or whatever, and your thanks is to puss off to your computer and try to get as much personal gain off of one of their (illegedly) dark moments as you can. What a great guy.
Nik’s favorite line is: “For the Gays”…guess he takes it to heart.
you people take this too personally…the whole sit is for entertainment…
Kyle Reply:
January 3rd, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Yeah but first impression is everything and people are just commenting on what their first impression is on ALL of the PHOTOS. The photos with the most comments have the most impact of people. That’s how I see it.
Who actually gives a sht about any of them? Watching paint dry or golf on tv is more interesting ffs.
your shirt is definitely for the gays. and stop wearing hats, are you balding?
Zzzzzzzz
You looked like a little starstruck kid up there.. Did you compliment her work in Mean Girls?
Nik’s shirt is proof that he is NOT for the gays… a gay man wouldn’t be caught dead in that. He needs a fashionable girl in his life to help him make better clothing choices. I love that he was in the middle of this Lesbo pussy-fight and overall I just adore Nik. XOXO
NIK HOMO UMM MABEY LIKE 4 YEARS AGO IT WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL 2 BRAG ABOUT RIDING WITH FIRECROTCH, BUT JUST 4 REAL U 15K MILLI!!!!!!!!!
U DEFF GOT “LIL” MAN SYNDR U FRUIT , NO MAN WOULD GIVE A FUK ABOUT A SEATING CHART ON NEW YEARS UNLESS THEY WERE SCARED THAT ROHAWK WAS GONNA SNIPE HIM OUT THE CROWD !!! WHICH IT LOOKS LIKE THERE WAZ NONE, GLAD I WAZ IN VEGAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exactly Haha!!
Not 100% sure what you said, but I get the gist of it..
lindsay needs to go back to whoring it up and smoking meatpoles
REAL ONE I SAY FUK SCHOOL AND FUK U !!!!!!!
I QUIT SCHOOL SO I COULD MAKE ALOT OF $$$$$$$ , AND IT WAZ A GREAT MOVE !!! SO GO FINGER FUK YASELF U LIL FAKE 1 !!!!!! IF U WAZ BY ME I WOULD SLAP YO ASS BCUZ I JUST LOST 700 ON A BAD BEAT AT THE POKER TABLE AND BCUZ U A STUPID B!TCH !!!!!!!!!
HOLLA
DJ the real one Reply:
January 4th, 2009 at 9:59 am
If you truely make that kind of “$$$$$$” you should invest in hooked on phonics.
LMAO... Reply:
January 4th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Looks like the spelling of a n*gg*r. Also people who make allot of $$ don’t type/talk like that unless you’re a drug dealer then that would explain everything.
COME AND INVEST IN THIS D!CK FAKE DJ !! U PROB LOOK LIKE SAM U PUSS
i feel dumber just for reading all of this. who cares what people do with there lives and loves. who are we to judge.
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+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
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Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
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Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
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Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
Dont listen to him Nik,
I LOVE your shirt.
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hmmm... Reply:
January 1st, 2009 at 10:53 am
So doesn’t that mean it probably is then?
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addicted Reply:
January 1st, 2009 at 11:31 am
I wish I was there to party with all of you!
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dirtiest Reply:
January 5th, 2009 at 11:07 am
WHo cares about this? Nik, you lead a gay life.
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