Exclusive: The New York Jets Should Hire Mike Tice

Posted in Dirty TV, Manhattan, The Dirty | January 5th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Jacksonville Jaguars coach Mike Tice waited for his drunk boss Jack Del Rio to start the car and drive home from the Kentucky Derby and as he did he decided to take some time out during his blackout to sing God Bless America with us drunk idiots from Lambertville, New Jersey. Too many questions to be asked such as, why is Del Rio driving? How does a man like Mike Tice get that drunk? Why are we singing god bless america? Why does our dear friend Jim have a pair of jeans on his head? If you want to know what kind of road soda’s we gave Tice and Del Rio they were Budweider Selects – who the hell drinks Budweiser Selects?

The Jets have to hire this guy.  I decided.- nik



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13 Dirty Comments

Exclusive: The New York Jets Should Hire Mike Tice
  1. January 5, 2009 at 10:57 am

    B! says:

    looked sober to me..

    Maybe he will sell me a couple superbowl tickets..

    Reply to B!
  2. January 5, 2009 at 10:58 am

    hey... says:

    Now you’re putting your mark on readily available youtube videos? You should get some original content. I decided.

    Reply to hey...
  3. January 5, 2009 at 11:21 am

    oaktown says:

    saw it days ago on barstoolsports.com

    Reply to oaktown
  4. January 5, 2009 at 11:22 am

    bucketofbeer says:

    Barstoolsports had this up about 3 days ago……very exclusive Nik

    Reply to bucketofbeer
  5. January 5, 2009 at 11:58 am

    Dirty Duval says:

    Thats how we do in Duval

    Reply to Dirty Duval
  6. January 5, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    Chaplin says:

    he seemed pretty sober to me.

    Reply to Chaplin
  7. January 5, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    the real one (the real one) team real one says:

    tice is for the gays. he was smoking culpeppers pole!

    Reply to the real one (the real one) team real one
  8. January 5, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    steroids are for fags says:

    Jags and Jets f*cking suck. San Diego owns you both.

    Reply to steroids are for fags
  9. January 5, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    Stimpy says:

    Nik, would you blame W for these fools? You blamed Obama on a previous video thread. At least they have something in common with W, being sloppy drunks.

    Reply to Stimpy
    • January 6, 2009 at 4:41 pm

      the real one (the real one) the most hated commentor says:

      w hasn’t had a drink in decades!

      Reply to the real one (the real one) the most hated commentor
  10. January 5, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    Chargers are for fags says:

    Obviously not drunk…seemed like he was just having fun and was being nice to please some drunk frat fags as he was walking to his car.

    Reply to Chargers are for fags
    • January 6, 2009 at 9:10 am

      steroids are for fags says:

      if by fags you mean playoff team that wins/divisional champs. then yes, huge fags. hopefully they win the super bowl and you call them “the faggiest of all fags”. im content with that.

      Reply to steroids are for fags
  11. January 6, 2009 at 7:34 am

    er doc says:

    scooped by Barstool sports yet again, but hey..its all good Nik..just put your label on it and call it your own.
    oh wait…you did!
    LAME!

    Reply to er doc

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