THE DIRTY ARMY: Dennis K (self proclaimed douche bag and 2005 Abercrombie&Fitch poster boy) got a little TOO cozy with Chantelle P (solo artist signed to Akon’s KonLive Entertainment and lead singer in the bay area hip-hop group Flipsyde) Chantelle, a self-proclaimed “virgin” and “alcohol and drug free” “christian” was smoking marijuana, doing multiple lines of c*ke, and drinking Grey Goose Vodka with Dennis Kalin*n at his Sigma Pi Frat party. Later that night Dennis and Chantelle were reportedly getting it on under a beer pong table in the basement. The next night was the rush formal, which Chantelle (who was dressed like a sl*t) also attended with Dennis, who was drinking Keystone Light with Chantelle Paige and talking about her upcoming major label debut (which from the conversation, I gathered will be named “Finally”) So yeah, it seems like Chantelle isn’t such a good girl after all,since she was boning with Dennis. YUCK! (Long Beach State University).
Greek formals are an excuse to pick the chick you want to stick it in for the night. The chicks just give up because they are dressed nice. Pretty much an automatic playground for nerds.- nik
no says:
she looks like a pelican
to noggg says:
ok…. this whole article is nonsence;;
first of all;; college website? uhmmm;
ok…
anyways whoever buys this “story”
the picture is about 2 years old for starrters;;
and come on the story is just ridiculous…
you do know shes alergic to ciggarrete smoke?
im sure she would be dead by now..
thank you
this whole article is immature
to gggLuddite says:
LOL! Nik should give you a t shirt for that comment.
to LudditeState School Loser says:
She should try dating someine from USC. State schools are for losers. If she hts it big bye bye Long Beach…
to State School Losercheez says:
who cares?…GOT HAIR GEL..spikey keystone drinking douches
to cheezKing the #1 Pimp in Dallas says:
big andy aka needle butt is so gay
to King the #1 Pimp in Dallasnew new says:
So f*#kin funny how the Queen non drinkin virgin just got f*#ked up the a** with no lube by the DIRTY ARMY!!!!! lol lol lol lol lol
to new newDJDS says:
Chantelle’s a really sweet, good girl. Someone obviously didn’t get some, and is quite pissed off. Nice try though.
to DJDS10&2 says:
OK- now say the whole thing in one breathe – WHAT A RUN ON…..like OMG haha
to 10&2Go says:
No nerds at my formals Nik- maybe yours
to Gooh my says:
Dennis is FUC*ing the hottest guy on earth
to oh mythe real one (the real one) team canary says:
then go bang the sh*t out of him!
to the real one (the real one) team canaryDJ the real one says:
That post made my head hurt. It was like reading the script for next weeks episode of The Hills.
to DJ the real onetrashy says:
1. dennis is a complete tard. he is well known to be bi.
2. who cares?
to trashyTruthHurts says:
Which of those dudes is Chantelle?
to TruthHurtsJMarie says:
under the beer pong table??
to JMarieHOT!!!
EVEN STEVENS says:
saw that group in sactown at the music festival this past fall, sucked ballz.
to EVEN STEVENSdirty dirty says:
Poster=jealous skank who does the same thing every week.
to dirty dirtyDennis Is Bi? says:
Since When?! Well if thats the case then he can get in a threesome with me and my boyfriend! If anyone knows more about dennis being bi POST IT!
to Dennis Is Bi?steroids are for fags says:
took her virginity under a beer pong table… hahaha. frat boys are such dorks.
to steroids are for fagsChantelle Paige says:
Oh my god! I SO did not get laid under a beer bong table!!! That is like SO wrong! Obviously somebody is trying to ruin my career! I have never drank on done drugs or had sex in my 21 years! I have never even been to a bar before! Ugh, this website is SUCH B.S.!!!
to Chantelle PaigeDTM says:
Sweety, you need a scandal to launch your career don’t be naive.
Why don’t you make a sex tape with Nik Richie? It would benefit you both…………….you would be famous and it would prove Nik is not for the gays.
to DTMsteroids are for fags says:
ruin your career? are you a professional greg teaser?
to steroids are for fagssc frat boy says:
nik, you call the greek system “nerds” just cuz you always got punked and denied at rush… you friggin “mo”
maybe the “geek” system would have been more your gay style….just sayin you and freddie…
usc sae for life
to sc frat boyPoorNiktheWackyIraqi says:
The greek system hadn’t been invented yet when Nik was college age…remember people he’s pushing 40…he’s just a creepy dude that fakes like he’s young! Your site was never cool but DUDE it’s getting lamer and lamer…how is this possible. oh yeah you’re a loser.
to PoorNiktheWackyIraqiAnonymous says:
First of all that picture has been on Dennis facebook for like two years (she’s gorgeous-bad photo, check her myspace). .They’ve known each other since high school and dated a long time ago. Dennis is so hot, he’s not gay or bi and anyone who knows him would find that comment hilarious, Who writes this crap? Hey fake Chantelle at 11:59 above shes not 21 yet and she posts pics of herself in clubs all the time. She performs in clubs with her band. People are such losers posting this crap. Leave the nice girls alone so there’s some incentive to have a few morals. She’s awesome.
to Anonymouspeachy says:
He is hot!
to peachysome dude says:
who cares shes ugly.
to some dudeEntertained says:
Agreeing with Anonymous up here.
1. Lucky you to whoever posted this, you found the one bad picture of the girl. She’s absolutely gorgeous.
2. To the fake Chantelle, she isn’t 21 yet. No need to pretend to be her, this site is so low she probably has never even visited, seen or heard of it.
3. Whoever took the time to submit this has WAY too much time on their hands, and needs to get a life. Not only are you way behind, because like mentioned above this picture is two years old… But every single thing you said is so far-fetched it’s laughable. Whoever wrote this should probably be feeling pretty stupid right about now, because you just made yourself look really immature, bitter and jealous.
Clearly none of this is true, and the fact that the title for this post is “Chantelle Paige–No Longer A Virgin!” is beyond entertaining. First of all… who’s business is that? Oh wait, no one’s. And second of all when has that ever come up with this girl? I don’t remember a public annoucement. Whether she is or isn’t… why does anyone care? It’s really sad that we’re bashing the girl with morals.
Leave the girl alone. None it’s true. You’re a loser. Hope you have fun taking your real first drink on your 21st Chantelle, congratulations for making it. The End.
to Entertainedi says:
dennis is a DOUCHE and sig pi is for the gaysssss
to iNewport Chick says:
I heard she lost her virginity to Chace Crawford…. you know they are dating now right?
to Newport Chick408 says:
first of all, chantelle went to a high school where they didn’t even teach the theory of evolution. second she walked around at parties bragging about her solo debut coming out 5 years ago (sophmore year of high school). finally she got in on with every producer she could
to 408el duderino says:
i LOVE keystone light
to el duderinofrom 408 too says:
The above comment is BS because she was signed by Interscope last year at age 19. 18 months for an album to come out is nothing, whats all the “finally stuff”? I I’ve known her since eighth grade and she wasnt even working on her demo until the start of our senior year. The first 3 years of high school she was in a girl group, she wasnt working on a “solo debut” her “sophomore” year. And I can guarantee that she didnt “get it on ” with a single producer, shes not that way at all. So this is a site where people just post lies and that’s ok? You can’t win since even someone that does things the right way gets slandered.
to from 408 tooi say.... says:
You’re probably just one of the producer she turned down….
to i say....Craziness. says:
I have no idea who these tards are, but that’s a lot of accusations for one post. She’s apparently a virgin turned cokewhore who loses it under the beer pong table? Sounds like someone’s pissed at this chick and venting… likely another chick.
to Craziness.um... says:
Chantelle has been getting her pussy thrashed since middle school!
to um...TEAM MATSUFLEXXX [Untouchable] says:
the greek system @ lb state is trash and the sig pi douches are bottom of the barrel to the lowest common denominator… theyre pu**y desperate druggy degenerates who just end up getting kicked out of school and the herpe5 to go along with it.. if u detest to this claim ill be more than happy to take it up w u…
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Anon says:
Haha I know of those guys, in the picture. Anthony, and yes he is a huge douche
to Anon