THE DIRTY ARMY: Jacksonville Jaguars coach Mike Tice waited for his drunk boss Jack Del Rio to start the car and drive home from the Kentucky Derby and as he did he decided to take some time out during his blackout to sing God Bless America with us drunk idiots from Lambertville, New Jersey. Too many questions to be asked such as, why is Del Rio driving? How does a man like Mike Tice get that drunk? Why are we singing god bless america? Why does our dear friend Jim have a pair of jeans on his head? If you want to know what kind of road soda’s we gave Tice and Del Rio they were Budweider Selects – who the hell drinks Budweiser Selects?
The Jets have to hire this guy. I decided.- nik