I Am NOT Sam Lohan!
Posted in Dirty TV, Miami, The Dirty | January 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is a better video from last night when Lindsay goes off on Sam. Your shirt is for the gays.
Lindsay, I wasn’t trying to steal your woman. I promise.- nik
Here is the breakdown of the Lindsay Lohan–vs–Sam fight on NYE… Mission Accomplished:
Lindsay, Sam and I took the same limo to the club (we did not ride together it dropped them off first). They made the limo driver wait 30 minutes for them to come out. Which made me pissed because I had to wait for it to drop them off. Then I got a call that I had to wait another 15 minutes because Sam and Lindsay were fighting/crying. When I got in the limo it reeked of weed and there was trash from a cigarette pack and some used napkins in it. I got to Mansion and there was mad chaos between Lindsay and Sam already… Lindsay was doing whatever she wanted and she sat wherever she wanted, screwing up the whole seating chart for the night. She had to go inside fix her makeup before she went back out to do red carpet. When I got there, I went to the red carpet and Lindsay finally came out and acted like nothing was wrong and nothing happened and smiled for the cameras. Her people pushed me aside.
The “happy” pictures that are circulating of the them on the internet are complete BS. Lindsay walked over to the DJ booth for the countdown to midnight and Sam and her smiled for the cameras for all of 30 seconds. When the photographers were told to move from the stage everything went back to them fighting.
I was in the booth on stage next to Lindsay and all night she kept going back and forth to the DJ booth yelling at Sam asking when she would be done so she could spend time with her. Then she’d go back to her table and start texting on her blackberry. I didn’t see her drink, but she definitely didn’t look sober. Sam was cool about it all.
When I started talking to Sam, Lindsay came up and started yelling at me “That’s my girlfriend. I love her!” and thought I was trying to steal her woman. I was trying to tell her to chill out, but she was out of it (high in my opinion). She started yelling at Sam telling her she wanted her gone and then she told all the security that she wanted Sam out of there. Sam told me not to worry about Lindsay because she’s nuts. Lindsay yelled at Sam again and Sam flipped her off. That totally pissed off Lindsay and she wound up leaving the club with some dude with long black hair, a blonde chick and a brunette chick. Sam was left there by herself and I felt kinda bad for her. Sam jetted not too much longer after leaving the DJ’ing to some random dude. So, in my opinion they broke up on New Years. I decided.- nik
NIK is a little man says:
Did anyone else notice that NIK is Shorter than both girls?? Let me guess are you 5’6′ NIK??
to NIK is a little manMiss Vontitzinburg says:
I agree with pimpin, who cares about these two?
to Miss Vontitzinburgsobe-queen says:
I was there….Lindsay was all cracked out throwing tantrums on the stage…at one point someone spilled a drink and it splashed on her leg.. Lindsay flippped out and had the poor girl who droped it removed from the area… Lolo kept going to the DJ booth yelling and waving her hands.. And yes, I saw Nik in the midst of it all…. 100% real
to sobe-queenAnonymous says:
They have not broken up, there are photos of them together arriving in LA.
Advice to you, prepare to get sued. Samantha Ronson is notorious for suing bloggers that post lies.
to AnonymousFool says:
And losing
to FoolPhoenix says:
Oh Nic, you found a wrong girl to mess around with. Samantha is notorious for suing bloggers that print lies. This is not hear say, YOU wrote it meaning you will have to cough up the money.
This looks like easy money for SAMANTHA AND LINDSAY.
to PhoenixVenom says:
She is notorious for suing and losing also.
to VenomAnd losing badly.
She still has to pay Perez Hilton for that lawsuit she made against him.
Fool says:
She LOST to the big pink gay Queen. Anyone can sue. You have to WIN.
to Fool80-K Milli says:
“hear say” (heresay) – Thanks for the legal advice Johnny Cochrane
to 80-K MilliWatching says:
What a tool.
to WatchingThe Reality says:
I see you’re taking down any posts with proof that you’re full of it.
to The Realitymilf says:
everyone smokes pot in cali so thats not a big deal at least she wasnt smokin crack or shootin up!!!anyways why do you guys care so much what people do!!they love each other but with all of you in there face it doesnt helop them it makes it worse!!!i love lindsey and she needs to be happy!!OR DO YOU WANT HER TO BE LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS!!CRAZY CUZ YOU MADE IT THAT WAY!!
to milfwho gives a crap says:
wake me up when this bitch gets a job man
to who gives a crapDJ the real one says:
We will, but your going to be asleep a long time.
to DJ the real onelove says:
I think they are cute together everyrelationship goes thru ups and downs
to loveOcho Blumpkin says:
C’mon Nik, the real reason Lindsey was pissed was because you were not only rockin a ridonkulous shirt, you were wearing one of Saman’s hats! It was straight out of the Michael Jackson collection…vag!
to Ocho BlumpkinTinker says:
lord that shirt is AWFUL!!!
to TinkerPotty says:
Boston Herald was there too and wrote a completely different report from yours. Also, there are new photos of the couple arriving together in LA so no breakup. Just lawsuit heading your way.
to PottyJust Sayin' says:
Nik you are a total clinger in this video, lmao.
to Just Sayin'I F*ck*d Rocket Queen says:
I think Nik was wering that oversized Gay shirt to cover up his White Belt.
BTW, did u borrow that shirt from Rocket Queen???
to I F*ck*d Rocket QueenRocket Queen (the real one) says:
I wore it last time you banged me – I thought you liked it??
to Rocket Queen (the real one)The Reality says:
Ya know, Saint Nik, if you knew Samantha at all you wouldn’t be calling her Sam. You don’t know these two from Adam. You do sure know how to make a buck lying about celebrities, though. Congratulations.
Never said I knew them… I met them for the first time that night. You must be new to the site.- nik
to The RealityDenver's Crappiest says:
What are you all talking about? Sam Ronson is a very handsome man. Too bad rumor has it, that he/she is actually a woman.
to Denver's Crappiestelle says:
How”s that KOBE story coming!! Such a hanger on wanna-be. Anyone can be on the fringe of d-listed celeb life. lame.
to elleAnonymous says:
If that was the good video id hate to see the bad.
to AnonymousFenris says:
This is certainly the appropriate entertainment level for a talent the calibre of Ms Lohan’s……..
to FenrisFelix Jones says:
I’m high 90% of the time and I know I’m not tryin’ to argue with anyone..
I call BS on that fact alone.
to Felix Jonesstuntin is a habit says:
Cocaine us a hell of a drug.
to stuntin is a habitpaaleese!!! says:
whats up with the timberfake hat???
to paaleese!!!Skoorb says:
come on this is bs… thats not nik, thats some douche with an a$$liction shirt 3 sizes too big….
to Skoorbjen says:
Story sounds about right from what my friends who were there told me. Plus, TMZ is reporting the same story, and you know they would never lie – especially sine the owner is a lawyer
And yea, NIK, I think you’re pretty cute and all, you have that scruffy as*hole thing going on, but you need a wardrobe makeover ASAP!!!!
to jenObama says:
If Sam was a chick I would totaly bang her.
to ObamaVenom says:
ROFL
to VenomReally? says:
Welcome to the “Hollywood” life.
to Really?Jesus.
Why would Lohan ever think that you were trying to steal Sam away? Did you grow long hair and a vagina on the plane to Miami?
Lohan is THAT insecure about the relationship?….wow.
+2 fan says:
lohan does mad blow….. this isnt news…. but people are right nik…. that shirt belongs in the dbag hall of fame
to +2 fanbrandylynn says:
Lohan probably wanted Nik to move aside so the real celebrities could party
to brandylynnSPURS FAN says:
That’s pretty good.
to SPURS FANVenom says:
Nik is legit.
to VenomHe, Lohan and Sam the Man were just on TMZ and they had the audio there of them fighting.
I like the shirt by the way.
Peace…
tooi says:
you mean on tmz tv? what did the audio say?
to tooihmmmm says:
I just dont understand why that coked out looking girl was talking to that guy who looked like a chick. That dude in the white shirt should have told the coke head chick to get some +2s and for the man-chick to stop dressing like he is for the gays…….. I just don’t understand – It used to be you could go to a club and drink with some friends and watch the 30 millis try to pull ass – now its so complicated.
to hmmmmTheDirty makes my day says:
Yes I heart you Nik but that shirt is for those men in their 30′s wanting to be mid 20′s again…wait.
to TheDirty makes my dayVERONICA says:
IF THEY WERE FIGHTING……WHY WERE U ALL UP IN THERE BUSINESS ???
U LOOKD LIKE A TOTAL CREEPER !!
I DECIDED..
to VERONICAGOOD TIMES
Frank says:
nik r u banging lindsey lohan??!! word on the block is that u r….
to Frankthis guy says:
the best part of the whole video is at 1:05
nik is edging in between them and saying something…
Lindsey turns and clearly says “Who the f*ck are you?”
Turn your speakers up…. its there.
Then at the very end he says “Nik Richie, how are you?”
to this guysKankrAncH says:
Jesus Nik, these two consume your life, yes? WOW!
to sKankrAncHthe liz says:
There you go… typical lesbian cluster f*ck drama! LOL! Sorry you got in the middle of it Nik. I thought your shirt was cool.
to the lizJohnny Bravo says:
“Lindsay, Sam and I took the same limo to the club.”
Translated: Nik blew his allowance and had to earn some extra money as a limo driver.
At least you earned enough money to buy that outfit at the Blue Light Special.
(Sorry, I couldn’t resist)
to Johnny Bravocrissy says:
question to you all, why was nik with lindsay lohan at the miami party and riding with her in a limo. can anyone explain this to me. was nik the one that paid for sam to dj. why is this guy around her so much. don’t get it.
to crissyWhat a tool. says:
a) if Lindsay is not completely retarded (which she isn’t), she would know that even if this Nik creeper was hitting on Samantha that she wouldn’t respond.
b) It doesn’t really look like fighting, it might be, but if a couple doesn’t disagree on anything or have any misunderstandings I think something must be seriously wrong.
c) If this Nik guy is legit and that was him and he was there and all of this is true, what a tool. They are gracious enough to let you in the booth or whatever, and your thanks is to puss off to your computer and try to get as much personal gain off of one of their (illegedly) dark moments as you can. What a great guy.
to What a tool.Cory says:
Nik your a fuc$ing kook. I decided
to CoryTOTALLY.... says:
Nik’s favorite line is: “For the Gays”…guess he takes it to heart.
to TOTALLY....510_Mafia says:
you people take this too personally…the whole sit is for entertainment…
to 510_MafiaKyle says:
Yeah but first impression is everything and people are just commenting on what their first impression is on ALL of the PHOTOS. The photos with the most comments have the most impact of people. That’s how I see it.
to Kyletroll*hater says:
Who actually gives a sht about any of them? Watching paint dry or golf on tv is more interesting ffs.
to troll*haterblohan says:
your shirt is definitely for the gays. and stop wearing hats, are you balding?
to blohanThe Real WHATEVER says:
Zzzzzzzz
You looked like a little starstruck kid up there.. Did you compliment her work in Mean Girls?
to The Real WHATEVERElfie says:
Nik’s shirt is proof that he is NOT for the gays… a gay man wouldn’t be caught dead in that. He needs a fashionable girl in his life to help him make better clothing choices. I love that he was in the middle of this Lesbo pussy-fight and overall I just adore Nik. XOXO
to ElfieDJ the real one says:
LMAO. Good point.
to DJ the real oneHAHA says:
NIK HOMO UMM MABEY LIKE 4 YEARS AGO IT WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL 2 BRAG ABOUT RIDING WITH FIRECROTCH, BUT JUST 4 REAL U 15K MILLI!!!!!!!!!
to HAHAU DEFF GOT “LIL” MAN SYNDR U FRUIT , NO MAN WOULD GIVE A FUK ABOUT A SEATING CHART ON NEW YEARS UNLESS THEY WERE SCARED THAT ROHAWK WAS GONNA SNIPE HIM OUT THE CROWD !!! WHICH IT LOOKS LIKE THERE WAZ NONE, GLAD I WAZ IN VEGAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the real one (the real one) team red cup says:
please go back to school dumb sh*t
to the real one (the real one) team red cupDJ the real one says:
He has 20k milli’s writing style.
to DJ the real oneThe Real WHATEVER says:
Exactly Haha!!
Not 100% sure what you said, but I get the gist of it..
to The Real WHATEVERfrank says:
lindsay needs to go back to whoring it up and smoking meatpoles
to frank