NEW BFF’S!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: I saw these two girls on thedirty again (they seem to be appearing all over the place these days) and thought I would propose them as the new BFF’s of 2009 to replace Alien and Leper. These SMU sl*ts fulfill all the requirements for Dirty BFF’S
1. Partying in L.A.,Vegas,SF,NY,and Miami 24/7
2. Fake Tan
3. Think they’re hot but not
4. Rich b*tches who excessively spend daddies money
5. Always on c*ke and E
6. Always drunk
7. Cheerleaders
8. Blond extensions (their real hair only reaches their shoulders)
9. B*tches!
So I say they are the new BFF’S, cause ALOT of people got ALOT of dirt on these girls!
But their noses are terrible! Not sure on these two… not cool enough.- nik












The girl on the right has potential. Not so much on the left but she’s probably the easier lay
I think the girl on the left is hotter than shi……….. You must not have met her, she is hot. I wish I could lay her, but I understand she is taken and my understanding she is not that type of girl. Too hot for me.
LOL – obviously written by “the girl on the left.” No dude would ever write that. Ever.
I think we know who wrote “Also Anonymous”, its the girl that put the picture up in the first place, the one that got dumped by the guy the one that is poor and drives a beat up car. Poor fat baby.
Whoa, hey slap me powder me and roll me over, I want those two Chics, “Also Anonymous” you can even join, but since you have been dumped, you just get to watch”. I dont want some reject joining in on the fun.
Making fun of people being poor doesnt make it any better!
But you dont have to be jealous of people that are fortunate!
No it doesn’t but trying to hurt people by telling lies because you are jealous of someone isnt right or good either. So put down your hateful sword and face the fact that you will more than likely always want to be as pretty as someone else or want what someone else has. Telling lies will not get you the guy you want. If they dont want you, telling lies about a girl you are jealous of because they like her ISNT GOING TO GET YOU THE GUY.The sooner you realize this the sooner you will come to the realization that you are always going to be a wantabe. So start hanging out in Pittsburg or Oakland.
The buzz on campus at St Mary’s is the girl that keeps putting up pictures has brownish hair, and we cant say who she is because she will know that we let it out of the bag.
We are going to try to get her a date with someone in Oakland. Maybe that will satisfy her, probably not because she wants want someone else has.
her name is Taylor
What is wrong with her mouth?
i think we should see more pictures of these girls, the picture may just have a bad angle on their noses… i see SOME potential. i need to hear some more dirt too.
Oh yeah,,,, we want to see more…..hot stuff
lol yea letsss
haha yea lets see some hot stuff
I think the reason the hot chic on the left looks like she does is because the girl on the right is sticking her fingernail in her shoulder. Looks like that hurts. She must be mad at the chic on the left.
I think the reason the girl on the left looks in pain is because the girl on the right is sticking her nail in the right girls shouder. I think that hurts!
Hey, I think the angle is just fine, I think the girl on the left is in pain from the girl on the right sticking her nail in the girls on the lefts shoulder. I would look like that too.
REminds me of Witchie Poo. Where’s the Magic Flute?
Nik, while the noses are pretty bad they could be useful in opening up a beer can if the tab breaks off or a can of soup if you get hungry in the middle of the night and just can’t seem to find that damn can opener!
Correct me if Im wrong but arent all tans on white people Fake Tans? I mean the only people who are naturally tan are latinos, africans, and some asians/indians…..italians. I never understood that Fake Tan business. Every white person that goes to a tanning bed or bakes in the sun has fake tans…you werent born that way, right?!
I believe that natural sun tanning is not fake, your skin naturally does that. If you go to a tanning salon and bake for 20 min in a machine or spray orange stuff all over your body. Now thats fake. So I am correcting you because you are wrong Terrell.
Natural means you were born with it. When you bake in the sun, that skin that is physically trying to protect itself biologically from being damaged. So anonymous…Im correcting you…baking in the sun is not natural either, dear. Ask any Medical Doctor or Nurse…..thats learned in basic courses…
you are full of sh*t carla–natural doesn’t mean you were born with it– it is called adaptation — 75% of babies are born with blue eyes and over the course of time they turn brown or green, so you mean to tell me that is fake–and many babies born with bleach blond hair–it has to do with pigmentation of hair, eyes, and skin called melanin which naturally adapts to the amount of sunlight. SO IM CORRECTING YOU FUC*TARD!
I’ll tell you what fake is, that is half the dumb as….jealous poor white girls that are wanta be’s and are jealous because they will more than likely work at Longs or maybe a step up at an auto dealership. Who wants to hook up with a jealous poor girl with hang ups? Yuck
I dont understand what “Fake” wrote? Fake are the jealous ppl that posted these girls?
Yes, the little girls that are jealous of the two in the picture.
i’m italian and i have a natural tan.. sicilians are naturally dark, so don’t go talking about italians.
No No No…they cant be Leper/Alien…they are going to graduate from a prestigious college….not do porn. With a degree, you have more options than pornography and a rich old man. Dont Mess with SMU.
it’s smc kids!
please get a life.
Most of this is not true besides the fact that they are rich bitch cheerleaders. And who wants to look at albino bitches with short hair anyway?
get over it.
HATERS. Stop being jealous.
It is pathetic.
That list just tells me these girls have money and their probably having reckless young fun. Ok..girls… even if the statements above are true or not true..Just listen:
1. Dont do illegal drugs – you dont want a legal record now that someone let the whole world know you do drugs, to look ugly as a result of drug use, or to die.
2. Reckless drinking gets old fast-find a hobby other than clubbing and drinking excessively…you’ll be more interesting to talk too.
3. Study so you can graduate and make your own money. ‘Cause mommy and daddy will want to go to Europe instead of supporting a grown adult…and its not fun to be a broke adult when you had an opportunity like SMU and partied instead…
Im telling you from personal experiences I’ve witnessed.
I hope you girls listen before its too late.
Sounds like you have had a big ouchy in your life. I think you have witnessed the mens locker room with no takers.
Do you know these two? The girl on the left makes good grades and will gratuate in the fall…….So they need to listen before its too late?
these sk*nks put this up here themselves…
hey ladies, heres a tip: FOLLOW requirement #4
and get a nose job with daddys money…
YOU ARE A FOOL.
THEY WOULD NOT PUT THIS UP THEMSELVES. HAH
the hell are they? Luckily for my eyes, I’ve never seen these two out.
I don’t believe their story, true rich bitches would have fixed those noses.
I wish I could fix my ash…
please …Leper makes you 2 look like trannys in heat…you just dont have the WOW factor…run of the mill everyday HOES….
Talking about HOES, the way you talk it sounds like you have a BIG HOLE IN YOUR HEAD. I cant figure out if you are just fat, two left feet, cross eyed, or dumber than dumb to be so jealous of these two girls. You can tell that you are eaten up with envy.
If they have so much money they should own a mirror. RINOPLASTI!
I mean RHINOPLASTY! F*&k spellcheck!
Dont Mess With SMU!
Nothing special, if they are so great why haven’t I heard of them before?
Same old trash that will be wrinkled and done away with by this time next year
EXACTLY…..GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM before class starts then…GO STUDY LADIES! Your hotter with a degree and independent from daddies money so earn your…..COLLEGE DEGREE, please…SO GO STUDY! Dont compare them to Leper and Alien. Damn, people trying to give some girls from good backgrounds some stupid ideas and mess up their reputation. Most of that isnt even true! GET A LIFE, who ever posted this!
A man with wisdom! Hey how about the girls with all of their jealous fustrations should provide their names so they can get together and have a group therapy session. That could go a long way!
hey u no maybe not all of us are born lucky like that
but theres no reason why u cant become that person u want 2 b with creative ideas and hard work
so please whoever posted this focus on bettering your self to get on another level instead of degrading those already there
Wow, you are right on target. But I get the feeling the person who keeps posting pictures is so jealous that she is not going to see that she needs to focus on herself instead of downing someone else.
If you know Danielle she is a very good hearted person and fun to be around. She has always treated people with kindness. When I started at St Marys even though I was just a Freshman, she was extremly thoughtful and made me feel wanted. So to the girl that keeps targeting her, find some other way to deal with your frustrations. You may try praying, really.
Hey Snottsdale, sounds like you must be educated and going someone, alot of truth in what you said.
Why does everyone care so much!!! I love how people talk crap when they don’t even know a person!! Danielle is the sweetest person ever and is hot!!! Not to mention that is Danille’s REAL hair!!!! She has never even Dyed her hair before!!! So much you dumba@@ssss know!
Every time when someone tries to stand up for another by saying “so and so is the sweetest person ever” 8 of the 10 is normally a push over and if it’s a girl then she must has some dirty in the closet and if it’s a guy he must be a douche bag who’s trying to hard to play his cards.
Girl who says “never” is normally a kunt-face …i’ve decided.
Never say never biatch
Now lets get down to the raw facts, you have a major problem (getting very scarey) and it appears you are not happy that very few people agree with you on trying to be hateful to someone that is a very sincere and good person and is a very beautiful person inside and out.
You are eaten up with envy and jealousy. Now where do you go from here? People are going to find out who you are, you are going to be hated for what you are and because have a problem that more than likely drugs will not help.
You need to stop and get a life without hatred. There is hope if you do.
NIK- in their other pictures on the dirty their noses don’t look like that!!! bad angle??? maybe but who can really tell.
Alien and Leper are about as cool as your NYE shirt Nik, so what’s the difference?
I LOVE THEM!!! THEY ARE BFF’S AND ARE SO NICE…ATLEAST TO ME! HAHA
Ok, so their shnozzes are a bit of confusion…It looks like they each snorted a kilo of meth…If they are so hot, PRODUCE A BETTER PIC!!!
This girls HAVE been on here FOUR other times, and their most recent post about them was “SMU Orgy party bus” the other day. they are ALWAYS on this site. get a clue!
“Actually” why do you want to say something so stupid? You know you are telling a lie, you are jealous that you were not invited to the event. Actually, an Orgy? Now Honey, do you have someone you can talk to like your Mother? Sometimes I get the felling you are what 12? 13? If you are not, then you NEED TO FUKING GROW UP!
They r pretty cute, but its about how the person acts, i would have to get to know them before i judge
The college is SMC, not SMU.
I care because it sucks to be in your late twenties going for a degree when you could be saving money, working, or in Grad School. You’re like way behind your pack…..by then…
Just dont want them to take this to heart and mess up their lives. All those ppl “Leper, Alien, D-Nazi, and Crow” read what the dirty post about them and take it seriously. To the point that Leper did porn for money instead of taking a loan or something and getting a degree. So that’s why we care. SMU is a damn good school. Dont want them to be mistakenly associated with Leper/Alien when their good girls, growing up, and getting their education…
Cute girls that have fallen victim to gossip. Girls it happens to the best of us, don’t let it get ya down.
Oh, actually, I apologize…My bad, I had no idea they were on here 4 times, they really must be celebrities…I must have missed that post when I was sailing around in my yacht. Lol, sorry but being on the dirty makes you a laughingstock not a superstar.
I think we are solving the puzzle about why someone keeps putting these two girls on the site. Stay tuned for a picture of the person. Some has let the cat out of the bag. Just as we thought, this is so sad, she wants one of the guys that one of them are dating. She is also very jealous of the girl on the left who has a HOT body. LIttle girls can’t help but act badly especially if they are jealous. I say get your as… and work out.
Although I think the two girls are hot especially the one on the right, I think we can come to the conclusion that the person who keeps putting them on this site is someone that goes into a closet with a dog kinda like the guy with a chicken.
Coming soon a picture of the jealous heart broken little girl that keeps putting these two girls on the site. She is jealous beause..shock she likes one of the guys that one of them is dating shock
Okay, everyone at SMC, think, We know Danielle who is beautiful and a great person not to mention she has a very hot body, Sarah, is okay. Think SMC who is jealous of Danielle because she is dating a guy at SMC, THINK ABOUT IT AND YOU WILL REALIZE WHO KEEPS PUTTING HER ON DIRTY.
danielle isnt dating anyone at smc hahahahahahahaha
Saint Mary’s girls are freaks. What’s new?
Yeah, I agree, we at Las Posita’s are better. See how I can spell.
Let me translate this sentence of what SMC just said Part 1: …”Okay, everyone at SMC, think, We know Danielle who is beautiful and a great person not to mention she has a very hot body, ”
Part 2: “Sarah, is okay. Think SMC who is jealous of Danielle because she is dating a guy at SMC, ”
Part 3: “SMC who is jealous of Danielle because she is dating a guy at SMC, THINK ABOUT IT AND YOU WILL REALIZE WHO KEEPS PUTTING HER ON DIRTY.”
Translation for Part 1: Okay, all the d-bag at SMC has banged Danielle, we all know that she is a freaking slut and she Fxxk like a porn star and does drugs all the time… coke is her favs.
Translation for Part 2: Sarah is not as wild as Danielle due to the fact that she has very low self-esteem cuz her nose is pretty much fxxked up by her plastic Dr.
Translation for Part 3: Danielle’s current Fuxk buddy goes to SMC and he got busted for cheating …and his ex is digging some dirty on Danielle and Sarah cuz they had a 3sum with the guy that Danielle is currently fxxxing around with.
And SMC is just another D-bag who wants a piece of that tramp Danielle… even tho Danielle and Sarah are the biggest sluts and coke whxres …he would never get a piece of that trash and he is sexually frustrated.
Ouch, sounds like youve had an unhappy childhood and Santa wasnt good to you this Christmas.
Hey bet you are the girl that was dumped by a guy a couple of months ago. The one with somewhat of long brownish hair???
no bro… unfortunately I had 3um with these two girls and some of their hot friends
… and I got a 60″ HD 1080P SONY TV, two 30″ Samsung LCD Monitors, a CANON EOS-1DS MARK III DIGITAL SLR, a Blackberry curve and a bold… and lastly a box full of Trojans and $1000 cash.
My number is 817-9XX-XXXX My name is XXXXXX XXXXX. Call me
Are you strung out on drugs? You got dumped didnt you! Its okay, it continue to happen to you over and over.
You are the one with brownish hair right? Instead of getting “Punked” you got “DUMPED”.
oh michelle.. jealous bitch
By which guys and what girl… Just say it~~~ no one will know it is you anyway
Your hurt is not going to go away by being jealous and trying to hurt people. You need to understand that you will more than likely be the under dog for the rest of your life. Trying to hurt people will not make you get the guy you want, nor will it make you richer or more attractive. So face reality.
who is this girl with brownish hair people keep referrrring to Dangit!?!?!
boy oh boy was dumped by sarahs bf
mmm damn you guys… hahah There was no string attached …. F. Buddies… damn you ppl go get laid.
SMC is a college not a person hahahahahahah
okay michelle… stop posting stuff
They look like members of the itty bitty committee , but there is no denying their hot as f@#*. I’m catching visions of both of them working my bone at the same time.
UMMMM…their tits are HUGE actually…you can thank the +2s for that one!
ok FIRST OF ALL i know both of them from years ago.
Danielle Howe (LEFT) was the BIGGEST loser all through middle school and high school. she had no friends, everyone made fun of her, then she got +2′s as a grad present from highschool. she was NEVER a cheerleader. PLEASE! but she really is a natural blonde… i’ll give her that. parents are loaded, she drove a brand new convertible in highschool until she total it. the dumbass rear ended a truck cuz her shoe got stuck under the brake pedal. LOL
Sarah.. cant remember her last name (right) used to be a huuuuuuge fat ass. she was a cheerleader too. super rich parents. she always had the manliest tendencies lol. ew i cant believe how much better she looks now compared to back in our high school years so props to that.
i dont know about any drug use though, but i wouldn’t doubt it. especially growing up in rich areas like they both did. but honestly they both look amazing compared to how sick they were back in the day lol. ill try and dig up some pics. keep it dirty
Well if what you are saying is true, looks like things have changed quite a bit. Sounds like you have a little jealousy problem going on…….It hurts when you feel like you are better than someone, only to see a couple of years later that now, you are the one that is unpopular and are not going anywhere. I have a pillow for you to cry on.
Neither one of the girls are slu…. and neither do drugs, both are Seniors so get over it. You are not going to feel better about yourself but trying to talk smack about other people.
Danielle is beautiful and has a nice body and you are obviously quite jealous. That is so sad.
Why are they posted in Dallas when everyone is saying they go to:
SMC = Saint Monica College in Santa Monica, California
NOT
SMU = Southern Methodist University in Dallas, Texas
ok is SAINT MARY’S in Moraga, CA. near SF
Well it is quite obvious that someone is very very jealous of Danielle. Hello. I think whoever has it out for her should get a life. It is pretty sad to think that the jealousy has eaten someone up so much that they have nothing better to do than to place pictures up at this website and make up lies, etc. The sooner this person realizes that knocking someone else will not get them the guy they want or make them prettier. It is obvious also that they are jealous of the money factor. Try getting a job a Walmart.
they are f*cking wack DON’T DO IT!!!
Hey, I am sorry for what I wrote earlier. I have always been the girl that people laughed at and I have always been jealous of people.
I have been jealous of girls when their parents buy them stuff because my family doesnt have alot of money.
I am going to try to be a better person and not say or make up stuff to make me feel better about my situation.
too bad you’re loaded too
Try thinking about what you are trying to say, so first graders can understand.
I too want to retract what I said, because I am a tramp I want everyone else to be. Please forgive me. When my thighs hit each other when I walk, I get angry when I think of pretty slim girls. So I talk sh….. about them to make me feel better.
you are thin too, dumb blonde
oh thank you, I have been trying to loose 50 pounds.
u don’t need to lost weight, michelle…!!!
maybe just 15 pounds michelle
Hey, I am not popular because of my scared face from my hormones, but I truly do know both of them. I always studied and everyone ignored me. Danielle and Sarah would not talk to me in high school and I will never forget that.
So it makes me feel better to think they are sl… and do drugs, although I know they dont. I like being able to talk about people without them knowing who I am, I can talk out all of my frustration because I am such a looser. I have to stop looking in the mirror.
This is what Sarah Willis looks like now?! HOT! I remember when she was a fat bitch whore in highschool. now shes just a bitch and a whore! Its great to see you making progress Sarah!
NIK!! you finally said something i agree with!! those noses are just the begining of the list of things wrong with these broads..
I would like to see rest of these hot dumplins! yahoo
how can anybody on here say in the least bit these girls are “KINDA CUTE” def. not even FCKING close
THATS RIGHT, THEY ARE NOT KINDA CUTE, THEY ARE F’N HOT HOT STUFF!
HAVE YOU SEEN THEM ON CAMPUS, THEY ARE HOT!
SHAKE THAT BOOTY
I can cuz I think they are fine stuff, dont you wish you were?
I can say these Gals are not kinda cute, I CAN SAY THEIR HOT. DO YOU NEED GLASSES?
Girl Sara is a Bobo runs around with different douche bags every week. I have seen her try and act like she is VIP and get turned around and asked to wait in line. Stupid bobo.
Just like the slogan…”Dont Mess With Texas”…Nik…”Dont Mess With SMU” either.
I CALL POSTER…
UGLY WANNA BES IN THE PICTURE!!!
NICE TRY YOU ARE TOO UGLY
Do you have the mentality of a first grader? Did you even think about reading your statement before hitting the “submit comment?” You must be the one that put the picture on “the dirty.” Your feeling pretty sick right now, huh? You must know by now that People think you are pretty STUPID!
RETARDS ITS NOT SMU its SMC
I love you Danielle
I love you too Danielle!
Im not the one who turned in the photo. Im reading the long caption on the photo and it says SMU. Blame Nik Ritchie…for the typo. Im just defending a damn good school based on the what is written.
Leper and Alien wanna bes
I was banging Danielle the other night and she was tight. Jealous?? Holla back girl. you know who this is…
Oh okay, right, sure we believe you. Now take your pill.
FOR THE RECORD: These girls do not ATTEND SMU.
They look like theyd be Myke Famous’ best bffs inside the club. I hate club rats. Get over urselves bitches!
-SF known LA grown
everyone please stop all this! Its really starting to get to me i know i used to be a little bit over weight in high school but now im hot and skinny so do me a favor and stop hatin on me!
in high school i dated sarah… she had a great body then, and even better one now. I just had one problem… SHE HAD HAIRY NIPS! one time i was suckin on it and pulled a nice long hair outta my mouth. Pretty gross… but i gotta say, sucks a mean dick! im just glad i got their before all these other douche bags did
cunts.. looks just like her brother.. sad