Larry Fitzgerald Wannabe Pimp
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is the Hero of The Phoenix Cardinals Larry Fitzgerald, here he is at an all star pimping or trying to pimp while dressed like Kanye West.
Why does Larry always dress like a college professor? You catch footballs for a living… you do not teach English Lit. Get over yourself.- nik
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102 Responses to “Larry Fitzgerald Wannabe Pimp”
nice t*t
since when are they the phoenix cardinals??
The Skipper Reply:
February 22nd, 2009 at 8:51 pm
More like since when arent they. Which was sometime in the mid 90s
I’m feeling the brunette with her boob hanging out!
none of my professors dress like that? i think hes hot
Leave Larry alone you worthless runt!
Johnny Bravo Reply:
February 22nd, 2009 at 9:56 pm
You mean Larry the guy who allegedly beat up his baby mama?
yah WTF larry dresses like a man, he is very classy…not some street Ni***A
take those hideous glasses off. those probably are just glass lenses because he thinks he looks more sophisticated wearing them.
larry is a homo and talks like a girl
“get over yourself”? He’s like the most humble receiver in the league (not to mention the most talented)
he was lookin good at the suns game tonight.. mmm mmmmm
larry fitz is a good dude and a hell of an athlete, thats some weak ass hatin
yep..all i noticed was the ta-ta out…hahahah..but nicd!
nothing compared to what wade and lebron were wearing during the all-star break last week.
Pretty sure that’s the same party — same chick, in fact — as the Michael Jordan post from the other day…
Larry dresses like that ‘cuz he’s on the down low. Great receiver, mind you. Down low none the less.
another black man who beats women, him and chris brown should start hanging out
Larry is consummate professional and genuinely a good and well-mannered person. I’m sure those gold digging hoochies are all about him for his cash. Larry is the man and I wish all professional athletes presented themselves in the same manner.
LARRY IS DA MAN!!!!! Nik is an insecure douche bag.. The Phoenix Cardinals? Try Arizona Cardinals !!!
Larry IS a pimp. I bet he had a better college GPA than 99% of the people on here
It’s the Arizona Cardinals.
Larry is so cool he can wear whatever he desires.
The two hos are photoshopped.
Larry wouldn’t go that low.
dude what makes u think u can talk to larry…. he dominates the nfl, u get dominated by getrad
Why are you dogging on one of the top 3 receivers in the NFL….?
Phil and Peter Griffin say thats some niiiiice side boob
Full of himself? Larry is probobly the most humble receiver in the NFL. He’s so punctual he probobly could teach english. And He is a PIMP!
nik you look like a terrorist, He went to University of Pittsburg, is among the nation’s most distinguished comprehensive universities, you know nothing.
Larry Fitzgerald has more talent and class in one hand then you have in your entire little body… And your army guy is a moron calling them the Phoenix Cardinals…
don’t hate, he looks hot.
the nerdy look makes me think all sorts of dirty things we could do…
nik, youre starting to slip on the insults… tighten up bitch…
Nik-Your act is getting tired! Pretty woman, girl on the left though is absolutely beautiful. God people are such jealous little bitc%es.
LF11 is the man, Nik you cannot even bring down Larry.
those are the same 2 ho’$ in the pics with michael jordan
Larry is in this pic? Didn’t see him, too focused on the excellent side boob.
NIK YOU SIT BEHIND A DAMN COMPUTER AND TALK CRAP ABOUT PEOPLE TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER FOR A LIVING. I MEAN REALLY, HE NEEEDS TO GET OVER HIMSELF? …I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR BUDDY BECAUSE ALLS YOU DO IS SIT ON YOUR BIG BUTT ALL DAY AND GO OUT AND GET DRUNK, YOU SOUND LIKE A REAL WINNER…NOT!!!!
NIK YOU SIT BEHIND A DAMN COMPUTER AND TALK CRAP ABOUT PEOPLE TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER FOR A LIVING. I MEAN REALLY, HE NEEEDS TO GET OVER HIMSELF? …I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR BUDDY BECAUSE ALLS YOU DO IS SIT ON YOUR BIG BUTT ALL DAY AND GO OUT AND GET DRUNK, YOU SOUND LIKE A REAL WINNER…NOT!!!!
his dad is a sports writer so I would only assume that he is an educated person with some talent with literature. Some people actually pursue a career after their athletic ability fades and it looks like he’s going to be following in his fathers footsteps so bit your tongue…
I hope larry hit the one on the left while the one on the right ate his a$$.
This man can dress however he wants. And chick on left is banging.
He’s one of the classiest, most humble players in the NFL. It’s called class Nik. Get a clue dork.
LOVIN it!
LMAO (the real LMAO) Reply:
February 23rd, 2009 at 8:23 am
ok.. some assclown decided to use my name.. after this i will think up a new name to post by.. so from hereforth.. any post with LMAO is from that new person who can’t think up their own shizznit..
I like the way he’s dressed…it’s much better than the athletes who run around with their pants falling off and the most obnoxious bling possible. At least he looks classy.
maybe he’ll get better looking tail to pimp when he moves to new york next season.
by the way,gap refund on the left…
I love Larry…Leave him alone..He does need a stylist though. Chick on the left…needs to cover..her fake tits up at least for now..Look Awful. Why are there so many awful Plastic Surgeons in Scottsdale?
I WOULDNT PUTTING MY GREGORIO BETWEEN THE CHICK WITH THE BLACK DRESS ON..
Obviously not a sports fan Nik. You didn’t catch the blatant mistake of the Phoenix Cardinals??? You rep Snottsdale and don’t know your sports teams names??? Grade A homo/poser if you ask me.
P.S. Fitzy is a God amongst men, he can never err!
The only thing more disgusting than that look is Sean Penn beating out Mickey Rourke. Please!
nik,
Why do you think your opinion even matters? You seem to think that you know how an African-American football player is supposed to dress. Are your preconceptions so set in stereotypes that it bugs you to see him dress however he wants?
A black guy with glasses and who dresses well is, all of a sudden, a professor?
Did you want the guy to wear a throwback jersey, baggy jeans, and a bandana?
I think you are the one that needs to get over yourself.
girl on left was defiently the same one with her arm around Jordan in that pic on page 3…girl will hop on any athlete’s co*k I guess
my ex is on the left.
Go figure Nic he also speaks like a professor as well, but then again what the hell does an as*hole who runs a second rate website for retards, morons and mental defectives know about taste.
Hey Nic take a closer look at the photo, thats how adults dress you fuc&n clown.
Why do we give this guy a pass for beating up his baby momma?????
1. He made football in Arizona relevant
2. He can actually speak the english not like 95% of professional athletes
3. He is in with the press, so him beating up a women gets swept under the rug.
FITZGERALD IS A THUG, WHO HITS WOMEN
the dude is smart, a bad ass athlete and one of the very few good players on that team. nik you are a skinny non athletic midget. also ugly but you already know that.
Anyone notice Larry looks like Lennox Lewis’ skinny lil brother?
He is a greater player than a dresser it seems.
They make it to the playoffs and suddenly he “hits women”. I know them both personally and know what BS it is. The timing of when it hit the news was not a coincidence. His only bad is getting involved with a crazy latina who is clearly out for a free ride.
And, how does being educated, well spoken, well presented, and responsible off the field mean that someone should get over themselves? He takes his job seriously and respects his opportunity which is more than you can say for 99% of athletes who have half the talent he does.
Keep it up Fitz!
WTF… Larry Fitzgerald is an AWESOME guy. If you look closely enough (wannabe famous) NIK, you can see that he isn’t holding on to any of these girls. His right hand is balled up . He’s just trying to be nice for his fans which makes him CLASSY!!! I love the way he dresses, he is super classy and extremely intelligent!!! Nik you have no pride for the state you live in, he is a hometown hero and yet you put him on this site to bash him!! GET OVER YOURSELF NIK (WANNABE FAMOUS) RITCHIE!! FYI Larry doesn’t need the attention that you so desperately cry out for, he just gets it.
Probably for the same reason you wear those terrible hats Nik.
Um are we all looking at the same picture? The girl on the left looks like she crawled out from under a rock. Larrys the man though.
I now understand why girls get +2’s and wear revealing clothes, it takes the attention away from their beat, horsefaces. Mystery solved, I feel so smart!!!!
larry is the savior of the cards!!! leave him alone!!!
Larry Fitgerald should be on the state flag
Fitz is a pimp, end of story, this is the way a true man dresses, nice hoes larry!
Fitz is a super great guy… class act trying to enjoy a night out you DB
Fitz is a beast! Nik on the other hand is just pissed that he is chubby and unathletic and all he can do is sit behind a computer screen running a website that is turning everyone into homosexuals…anyway Larry is the best!
Chick on left is Jamie M*rente of TeenKatie.com a former Tampa escort and Dollhouse stripper. Got her 2’s from old guy Shy that owns a Miami brokerage firm. Chick on right is Victor*a M*ta not escorting yet. Groupie golddigger and purple crayon chaser.
Look at all the male cardinal groupies coming to LF’s defense. Fitz is the man though and his purple crayon flies violently in his pants when he runs (no homo)
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Larry has better English skills than you, Nik!
Dress normal Larry; Kanye has NO talent, whereas YOU do.
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Medium Pimpin (When It Rains, It Pours: True Story) Reply:
February 23rd, 2009 at 8:51 am
Larry is the man.
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hmmm... Reply:
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:09 am
Agreed!
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birdy Reply:
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:43 am
black snake moooooooooooooooooan!!!
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