FISH LIPS
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I heard you would not let Fish Lips come to your table on stage at Republic last Saturday. Bravo.
Sorry, I didn’t have a glass large enough for her lips at my table.- nik
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103 Responses to “FISH LIPS”
Dude are you sh*tting me? You wouldn’t let her on stage? Dude that was like a guaranteed knobjob..But yeah I’d be scared if I was a twerp like you too whoadie.. a chick of that caliber with those d.s.l.’s would straightup break off your lil piss-whistle…
Anonymous Reply:
February 24th, 2009 at 8:10 am
ahahaa or she might give him the clap & it might FALL off.
+2’s cant hide the fact that, that’s a man baby……yea
Geez. Smart move Nik. Things that make you go bblleehhh
shea is so gorgeous i just wish she wouldnt wear all that black eyeshadow shes much prettyer without it
Forget her fish lips, whats up with her midget arm? What the hell is she pointing at?
LOL@taco Reply:
February 24th, 2009 at 3:54 am
LOL good observation lmao. That does look a little weird, Definatley not attractive at all!
Looks like someone is going home after a long night of drugs………Anyway, i love that shirt and I wanna pull it down and nibble on her +2″s for a few hours.
her +2’s are amazing, people u have no clue
Really? Reply:
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:45 pm
If by “amazing” you mean: An inch away from touching her chin, then yes, they are certainly “amazing”.
Pretty girl though…she doesn’t need all that make up.
That was an a$$hole move…..but I understand you use your position of power to get back at all the females that clowned your small weiner. Let the hate go Nik, let the hate go.
Uhhhh? You guy’s believe anything(geeks). She wasn’t even there.Lol. God the stories people tell-PATHETIC!
why is everyone think nik richie is cool for slamming these hot chicks? He has a little hammer, that is why he is afraid of all these girls. Nik, you better make all the money you can right now because this website will get old once everyone realizes that you are for the gays.
me myself i think shes hott and yaull haten bc she dont want you but anyways whats her myspace name
she is a midget. midget arm, midget legs (in the reflection) and no seat belt. she is trying to throw sgm but it got cut off. terrible eye shadow, great rack.
It looks like someone held her down, over plucked her eyebrows, rubbed valvoline in her hair and then punched her in the eyes.
She’s in dire need of make up 101.
IMAGINE THE BJ’S SHE MUST GIVE WITH THOSE LIPS…. MY GREGORIO IS DOING BACK FLIPS AS HE IS IMAGINING IT..
she needs to blend her eyeshadow. blend, honey, blend!!!!!!
T*ts, hair, nails, eyebrows, skin color — there isn’t anything real about her.
Bri Reply:
February 26th, 2009 at 5:32 am
and you’re a fake b*tch hiding behind your computer — just another hater!
shes prettier without all that makeup.and the people she calls “friends”arent really friends if they think it looks good too. they r probably the ones putting her on the dirty in the first place!get some new “friends” shae.was she even at that party?i was wondering if nick would meet her or something,.she is a celebrity on ur site!
there really is nothing hot about this trainwreck. she looks even worse without the make-up because you can see all of her craters that she has. she will not get anything accopmlished in life, she will just simply sit back and suck d*ck for what she wants. just like her pill head mother.
People are so overcritical! Without all the “fakeness” and the crazy eyeshadow, she really is a very pretty girl. A little makeup can go a long way, sweetie!
AssChest, she’s gross.
Jesus, her tits are up to her chin! Doesn’t that hurt?
yes hun
BLEND BLEND
invest in a blending brush on your next trip to MAC
$15
DiS GIRL ITS ALWAYS ON DIS STUPID SITE! YALL NEEDA LEAVE HER ALONE AND GROW UP!
KEEP UR HEAD UP
lanna.love Reply:
February 24th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
No she’s not. She’s rarely on here. And when she is she self submits b/c she craves attention or her dumb*ss friend “hollygrove” sends her in. No one actually cares about shea. We all went to school with her. We know what the b*tch looks like. She’s looked like that since 9th grade. We ALL know what shea does. She’s been doing that since middle school. And what? What’s the big f*ckin deal?
lanna.love Reply:
February 24th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
The fake tits, fake hair, fake nails, black eyeshadow, caked on foundation, fake personality, fake lips, lipo, fake orange skin. She’s had it all for YEARS. Back in the EARLY high school days, kids. ITS OLD && PLAYED OUT JUST LIKE HER P*SSY.
Anonymous Reply:
February 24th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
UM i WENT TO SCHOOL WitH HER TOO AND SHE’S ALWAYS BEEN HOT. i SMELL A HATER!!
negative Reply:
February 25th, 2009 at 8:23 am
she was always known as the clown girl because of her make up and for being the ho3 of the school. no haters. just people who speak the truth.
haha Reply:
February 28th, 2009 at 10:46 am
and her make up hasnt changed from high school either…..think it’s time for a change honey?
haha Reply:
February 25th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
YEA SHES ALWAYS HERE… THEY HAD A PIC OF HER AND A DUCK SAYING DAT THEIR LIPS LOOK ALIKE LOL.
to "lannalove" Reply:
February 26th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
JESUS CHRIST!
Iswear to god, I have NEVER seen anyone on this website as much as you.
girl, get you a life.
I’m not gonna talk sh!t to you,
cuz frankly, i don’t care…
but you HAVE TO already know your worth;
constantly on this site.
or get a job.
i would give the money shot on those DSL’s. she is hot. unlike some of the other girls on here.
haha yea i think she was at on the rocks instead.. apparently nick wasnt worth her time
my favorite part is that everyone seems to like her more than nik
and i mean really, what gives you the nerve to make a site for other people to trash people? your not exactly the best looking person out there boo.
Damn girl, bet you could make a man sit up and take notice with that finger at the right time!!
hmmm Reply:
February 24th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
YOU FUCNN HAPPY ,,SHEALYNN ,STOP THE WHOLE LOOK IS HORRIBLE
you people are retarded. her make up obviously isn’t suppose to be blended because if she wanted it to be, she would have done it. second of all, the republic f*cking blows and from what I’ve heard, so did Nik’s party. leave this girl alone. I’ve never even met her but seriously all you losers can’t get off her f*cking ass for two minutes. get a life.
Wow. That’s a lot of make up to wear during the day. She looks like a clown. I think she has to do her eye make up like that b/c her eyes look droopy.
why is she wearing such dark make-up during the day, thats so gross looking.
There is NO WAY a party at Republic was fun….poor NIK has never been exposed to a real party if he said that was the best party he has been to so far.
Republic?? are you sure thats where you were at??
lol, serves her right. she thinks she’s famous. yeah your famous for being ugly on the dirty. i can believe she still hasn’t learned how to put makeup on. its like she takes an eyeliner pencil and draws a a half moon on her eyes. aaaand, she looks abnormal with those boobs. she might wanna take em down a notch… then again, it is a distraction from your ugly face so keep em.
the republic sucks big ol monkey balls! i never been to a place with so many guys on steroids with spiked hair in my life. and u can tell nik is a lame a$$ looser if he thought it was the best party ever. we went in for a lil while and left. i had more fun on my birthday and im not even famous. and would yall quit stalkin this chick for a pic to post on here its pathetic.
THE MAKE-UP IS AWFUL … WORST I HAVE EVER SEEN … AND I ALWAYS WEAR A LOT OF MAKE-UP BUT THIS IS JUST HIDEOUS! I SAW FISH LIPS SHOPPING AT EXPRESS THE OTHER DAY WITHOUT THE MAKE-UP AND SHE IS MUCH PRETTIER WITHOUT IT - MUCH MUCH PRETTIER! I DONT EVEN THINK ITS ABOUT THE BLENDING … WITH THAT AMOUNT OF EYESHADOW BLENDING ISNT EVEN AN OPTION! I KNOW HER OR HER FRIENDS CHECK THIS … PLEASE HELP HER OUT! GIVE HER SOME EYESHADOW TIPS …. SOMETHING! ALLOWING HER TO LEAVE THE HOUSE LIKE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT CRUEL //// YOU SHOULD BE PUNISHED ……
P.S. AND ITS DEF DAYTIME! WOW! THE FASHION POLICE ARE PROBABLY RUNNING BEHIND HER! THERE IS A DIFFERENT B/W DAYTIME AND NIGHTIME MAKE-UP … APPARENTLY NO ONE HAS INFORMED HER
this girl is al ways on here!! i dont know her but she must have pissed off the world!!
Shea,
I am going to email you in a few, but what in the name of Photoshop is this crap?
Shea-Lynn loves to do 2 thing! Get drunk and get fu*ked! Anyone that knows her knows that well enough!
obviously she doesn’t care what time of day it is, if she wants to wear her make up like that then she’s gonna do it. If I were her, I wouldn’t give a f*ck what you people say. get a life
i honestly think she would be pretty decent looking without all that makeup, especially since she has NO IDEA how to even put it on. it’s like her little brother drew on her face or something. and she should not EVER be allowed to do the kissy face thing. it looks retarded with those duck lips.
looks like shes been awake for days on c*caine ….prolly so shes a cr*ckhead!
bet you had fun snortting coke with ashley and that fat ass dude. mardi gras night at on the rocks…pathetic little girl…
hmmm Reply:
February 26th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
rally shea you are stooping low did you get your tramp stamp tatoo STUPID
shea Reply:
February 27th, 2009 at 12:58 am
ha! yea i sure the fuk did.. what u ppl stalk my fukn myspace too now.. get a life ppl really i dont give a fuk what u think of me.. and never will let me do me worry about ur own lives bc really i love mine.. sorry i can do and get whateva i want..
xxooxoo Reply:
February 27th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
tell em girl
i know who keeps hatin & postin ya up here
she’s a fat ass, with no job, no education, no friends, no life, messy &&&&&&& an ugly ol man
YEAH YOU!!!! LMFAO
xoxo
hm Reply:
April 6th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
you must really love your life..hope it’ll be worth it when you OD on coke 
but don’t worry…those saline bags might hold up 5-10 years in the grave
you think you know.. Reply:
February 28th, 2009 at 10:48 am
lol she mistakenly left some coke on her shirt…PRICELESS…..should have taken a picture!
those look like cocaine eyes to me
we all know she is a sl*t, we all know she is a c*ke wh*re, we all know her make-up is horrible..let her walk around like a clown if she wants to…i might just hire her for my next party….she look stupid and everyone knows it..she obvioulsy hasnt changed because she doent care how she looks to other people….
why does everyone hate on my shea. she is beautiful. PLEASSSSSSEEEEE MARRY ME
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6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
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Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
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Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
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Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
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Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
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Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
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Hoemerican: an American hoe
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Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
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Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
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whats ur myspace?
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liam Reply:
February 24th, 2009 at 2:13 am
all you haters, were losers in high school, and still are. STOP giving money to this Al-Qaeda funding terrorist. his company stalks myspace to post people and there photos, just to get a rise out of you and judge people.
if you doubt me, just look at all the submission comments and photos, they are so repetitive. no wonder why america is a f@cking joke to the rest of the world!
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Piven Reply:
February 24th, 2009 at 8:15 am
Deal with it dude. Life isn’t fair.
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oh really? Reply:
February 24th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
According to neuroscientist,sites like facebook,twitter and myspace shorten attention spans,encourage instant gratification and make users more self centered.
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BIG SHOW Reply:
February 24th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
zombies are usefull in a fascist dictatorship.
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BuffaloAjax Reply:
February 25th, 2009 at 7:06 am
So are you moving to Texas to reconnect with George?
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JB Reply:
February 25th, 2009 at 6:33 am
get a life, nice paragraph although this isn’t english class. maybe u should go back to school and find a life
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laaaaala Reply:
February 25th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
if she took off the awful black eyeshadow, and relaxed then eybrow arches, and made her lips not match her skintone, she would be so hott. poor bimbo just needs to learn how to put on makeup
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^ Reply:
February 26th, 2009 at 5:19 am
post your picture up so we can see how hot your makeup looks
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dude Reply:
February 27th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
I SAW NIK TALKIN TO SOME FUGLY ASS CHICKS ON REPUBLIC’S STAGE. HALF THE GIRLS THAT ARE POSTED ON HERE WERE 10X’S HOTTER THAN THE SKEEZIES HE WAS TALKIN TO. NIK, UR A SELLOUT, BASHIN ON ALL THESE PRETTY GIRLS, I EXPECTED TO SEE HIM PARYING WITH SOME DIMEPIECES.
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Anonymous Reply:
March 6th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
she is absolutely gorgeous…HERC
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HERC Reply:
March 6th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
she is absolutely gorgeous!!!!!
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