‘Housewife’ Star Slade Smiley Arrested
Posted in Newport, The Dirty | February 23rd, 2009

OC Register: COSTA MESA – Slade Smiley, who earned his 15 minutes of fame on the reality show “The Real Housewives of Orange County” was arrested on a warrant Friday. Smiley, 38, was arrested by Costa Mesa police in the 2400 block of Elden Avenue about 3 p.m. on a $10,000 warrant for civil contempt, Costa Mesa police Lt. Clay Epperson said. Details about the warrant were not available late Friday, but civil contempt includes non-payment of court fees, including child support. Smiley, who starred with his ex-girlfriend in the Bravo show “Date My Ex: Jo and Slade,” was later booked in the Orange County jail.
I heard he is broke right now and refuses to wear sandals because his feet smell.- nik





Ok... says:
“heard he was broke now”? Dude he has been broke since the OC show. He did not “move” to chase the no talent ho he had married. His “house” was not his it was leased by the production company.
He lost that other house after he sucked every single dime out of it and he was hundreds of thousands of dollars upside down on it…and that WAS BEFORE the big crash.
Heck he used his “disabled” son as a PROP…of course apparently doesn’t include yo know supporting his son financially…UNLESS…maybe he can get a show involving his son and…..
to Ok...hoLLy haVok says:
wait what son was disabled? i don’t remember that.
to hoLLy haVokQueen Bee says:
neither do I…please clarify “ok”…thanks, love ya, mean it.
to Queen BeeOk... says:
Maybe “disabled” was not the “right” word but his son has a rare form of brain cancer and needs a lot of care and PARENTAL attention. Funny, the mother is the one doing ALL the caring and he doesn’t even keep up on his child support payments which is what he was arrested for.
I have cared for someone with brain cancer before so while maybe they are not “disabled” (I am not trying to offend anyone here) they certainly need as much care as many do with severe disabilities.
Of which this douche does none of.
to Ok...Really? says:
Couple questions:
to Really?Did he spend (sink) any money in the hole that is Jo’s music “career”?
Wasn’t he in mortgage or real estate business of some kind?…hmm….
What says:
Is that Timberfakes Dad?
to WhatBarney007 says:
Really his parents named him Slade Smiley? He is a huge douche, don’t drop the soap douche. The boyz will love you.
to Barney007vegasgal says:
LMFAO, you’re right if your parents give you a goddawful name like that you are guaranteed to be a douche. I could tell he was a poser just by watching the show.
to vegasgalnasty says:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahhhahaaaa
to nastyDouche says:
Hahaha this guy is the biggest douche ever… what a nobody!
to Doucheouchy says:
jail is where butts are destroyed
to ouchybuffy says:
speaking from experience???
to buffyaDFSR says:
he was wearing flip flops the other day
to aDFSRQueen Bee says:
Was he also wearing that atrocious scarf he tried to pass as “uber-chic” on his lame ass, low budget reality show?
to Queen BeeJust askin’….
birdy says:
OMG! I just had a converstion about him an hour ago. He used to work with my friend and we were talking about him being broke and how I remember partying with Jo in LA and how she never wore her ring in Vegas…
to birdybirdy says:
FACT! HE IS BROKE!!!
to birdyWhat says:
a loser……
to WhatMel says:
Rumor has it Gretchen Rossi from season 4 is giving it up to him now, check out the latest blogs. Some people just love being drama and acting like morons
to MelJoshua says:
DUDE IF YOU HEARD THAT ABOUT HIM…You’re hanging around the wrong people…Who gives a rat’s a$$..??
to Joshuachris says:
what a golddigger that jo was but she was smokin hot
to chrisHOT??? says:
YA RIGHT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE NEEDS TO WEAR A LOINCLOTH AND SLEEP IN A TEEPEE. TALK ABOUT A BIG BROWN INDIAN FACE!!! YIKES.
to HOT???Anonymous says:
hater
to AnonymousMami says:
what a HATER!
to MamiWTF says:
I wonder if he ever did Vicki in the pooper ???
to WTFCrystals Mom says:
He always gave me the creeps…
to Crystals MomAnonymous says:
Slime mold…I knew there was a problem with him when in He was petting Jo on the head in Season 1. They were at some ppl house they just met and that tool is stroking her head saying some shiz about, “Jo doesn’t understand these things.” If your GF’s stupid bear in mind you’re the one is hooked with the idiot. And if she is stupid don’t pet her on the head like an animal when you are doing casual business? and “Slade Smiley?” WTF kinda name is that? Everytime I hear it I want to take a f*cking shower. As fo Jo…if you date a 23 year old chances are it’s not working out. The only problem i have with Jo is that she didn’t marry hime and then score with divorce.I hate half assed gold diggers. Poor Slade. Poor Jo. Sounds like neither one of them “understand these things.”
to AnonymoushoLLy haVok says:
uggghh I remember when he was petting her…right in front of some guy and his wife he was supposedly there to impress. So gross. And lol “half assed golddiggers”
to hoLLy haVokbirdy says:
you are STUPID! why marry some broke a$$ You are a dumb b*tc%. You are probbly with some broke guy that gets yelled at everyday cuz he is broke and you did not do enough research before you shacked up!!!!
to birdydude... says:
whoa whoa… calm down… haha
to dude...FreezeFlame says:
Are you retarded, or do you just have severe anger issues?
to FreezeFlamePlease be more coherent.
birdy says:
sounds like YOU “dont understand things” hahahahaaa so she could be broke too and with nasty divorce with some broke guy??
to birdyT DIDDY says:
Mo Fo aint SMIL’IN now is he….. Probably an ex mortgage Joker…
to T DIDDYAnonymous says:
he’s got a good beard
to Anonymousvan wilders says says:
time to get the real job now that mortgages in cali are bunk….could be the celebrity greeter at OC wal mart
to van wilders saysSandy Eggo says:
He’s broke just like all the pathetic fools in Scottsdale who moved out from the East Coast to get into the Real Estate game. Now they’re broke/living off parents money and trying to sell juice that cures cancer…hahahahaha!
to Sandy EggoReally? says:
Please tell me you aren’t serious… he’s backing a juice that cures cancer?
to Really?WOW.
Really?
ahhhhh says:
Slade Smiley – WHAT a douche!! This guy was “The Title Rep” from United Title who was making bank, but spending it just as fast as he could make it. Our broker shop ran all the title through him & made him a lot of ca$h, yet he was an arrogant prick every time he came in – jail & anal-rape couldn’t happen to a nicer guy…
to ahhhhhAnonymous says:
Nighty night keep your butthole tight!
to AnonymousLaura says:
FACT: Slade is seeing Gretchen Rossi and staying at her house in a really bad area of Costa Mesa NOT Newport ahahaha
FACT: Gretchen and Slade are a match made in hell, she hasn’t made her mortgage payments in months and her car was repossessed. Guess since the old dude died she cant foot the bills. You get what you deserve.
FACT: Slade is a douchebag
FACT: He has no money, he is with Gretchen who is the most hated annyoing, lame, attention wh*re, wannabe rich girl that is actually in debt and has no money, just like Slade, they belong together, maybe they can have some illegitimate children together, file bankruptcy, get on food stamps and have their own reality show where they pretend to be OC stars ahhhh hahahahaha
LOSERSSSSSSSSSSS
to LauraRandal P says:
I like that OLD TROUT who died- I think he got free shlong service from some hottie while he was checking out- she thought she would get paid for her “services” and then he left everything to his kids. He played her like a piano. He got a cheap nurse/mistress/ho for his final months. I am sure his family put his ho on the street right after he died
to Randal PNB CB says:
LOL… Randal called it right. Hilarious. Kenny Rogers rules..
to NB CBAnonymous says:
Wow what a winner. Man up and take care of your kid you loser
to AnonymousRandal P says:
I hope the show is cursed and they all end up broke. So far it is working well – a kid in jail for heroin, a criminally drunk dad. a bunch of Jr College failures, a single A baseball loser, that Ryan kid (he just is and always will be a loser- the show did not ruin him) to many tattooes, and to many messed up relationships. All the kids are getting fat from sitting on their asses and drinking all day. Put Vicki and her lazy retarded son and that worthless joke of an insurance business- on blast. You buy insurance from her and you must be retarded. Vicki’s daughter is the only sane person on that show.
to Randal PHaha says:
He kind of looks like Hugh Laurie, the guy from House, in this picture. Only, Hugh is actually a winner in the game of life.
to Hahayummy says:
Hugh is f*cking hot. Slade…not so much.
to yummyNB CB says:
Really sad. Slade used to do well, decent guy. That show and his ex bean gf RUINED him. She used him for FREE rent and the guy was SO whipped, he lost is ALL trying to win her over. SAD.
to NB CBLucas James of Date My Ex says:
I personally know this tool and he’s the biggest douche bag ever. I was on the show Date My Ex and all he talked about was money. The funny thing is that the house we taped the show in wasn’t his house, during the show he got “laid off” from his title company, and he has two sons from two different ladies. Slade is now with Gretchen from Housewives of Orange County. Yes, he ditched Jo De La Rosa. There’s my two cents, thanks Nik for posting this!
to Lucas James of Date My ExLiberto says:
Wow. Dude is getting demolished. Serves him right – kook.
to LibertoAnonymous says:
Seriously he looks like he just ten lines of blow! niiiice pupils!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
He does NOT look 38. He has some hard miles on him.
to AnonymousNew Orleans Loves Gretchen! says:
Gretchen would NEVER date this loser…..
to New Orleans Loves Gretchen!Slade is Beat says:
I went to Baylor with Gretchen. She was a gold digging Wh*re then and would definetly date that Loser.
to Slade is BeatRandal P says:
That mugshot looks like someone who just got arrested for .
A soliciting sex in a mens room near West Hollywood (giving in this case no receiving)
B-shoplifting from WalMart
C possession of m*th and under the influence
D- trying to give a little boy candy.
I am thinking D but on any given day it could have been C
to Randal PEducation says:
Typical mortage broker..
1. No capitol
2. Living for the 1st and 15th of ever month
3. In forecloser
4. Swears he a baller with a hummer and a Bretiling (all on credit or leased).
5. Poppin bottels at “the club”
6. No 401k no IRA…
Now we have to pay this douche’s way and his family…amazing. I got your bailout money right here.
to EducationJenR says:
I can’t help but wonder how Jo is feeling about all this? Wasn’t Gretchen her friend!!?? O.C. in it’s truest form. So much for Slade being her “Manager” I saw Slade out a couple weeks before this all happened. The girl he was with DEF wasn’t the gold digger, which she really isn’t if he’s broke. Why would he be staying with Gretchen in O.C. if he lives in L.A? Lots of room for presumption.
to JenRcdubois says:
He’s sexy!
to cduboisHot and cold on Slade says:
Most of me wants to hate his *ss because he comes off from everything I’ve ever heard about him from the show and from title and broker friends in Orange County, as a douchebag. But he has tapped that *ss on Jo, Lauri and Gretchen. If he got to plug that model girl that looked like a middle eastern Angelina Jolie they brought in for that episode to make Jo jealous, then he’s really scored some decent trim the last few years. It kind of makes me wish I could be that phony for just long enough to tap these airheaded women. Alas, my conscience and my proximity to Orange County does not allow it, damnit.
to Hot and cold on SladeTiFFany says:
That girl jo looked like a beaner indian far from hott! I actually laughed at the show. Gretchen is better…….but wow must admit they are all losers and slade his personailty just ruins him…
to TiFFanymuah***
Tiffany needs to be says:
What’s up with the racist comment about Jo.
She is a douche for sure…but you don’t need to use those names and besides that you put one ethnic slur with another so you must be semi-retarded as well as ignorant
to Tiffany needs to beTo TIFFany says:
Whether you liek it or not, Jo was hot. I’d love to bang her. You’re probably an ugly pig with horse teeth like Gretchen. The people on the show would probably laugh at you lol!
to To TIFFanyArianamupt says:
Wow! Thank you! I always wanted to write in my blog something like that. Can I take part of your post to my site? Of course, I will add backlink?
to ArianamuptAnonymous says:
ok these postings are GENIUS! abs hysterical. keep it coming people.
to AnonymousBeavis says:
I always thought he was a controlling slimeball of a fame wh*re…now hes broke? HAHAHAHAHA!
to BeavisIs he as obsessed with Gretchen as he was with Jo?
goofball says:
Jo looks like she smells.Gretchen all the way.
to goofballVICKY is ICKY! says:
Jo is a Ho!
but Vicky is Icky!
to VICKY is ICKY!hi! says:
what a deadbeat
to hi!Tam-Vic Stank fest says:
Vicky is a fat psycho and her son is lazy and retarded. Her daughter must be mortified. Time to get Vic off the show and make room for a real MILF.
Tamara is nasty jealous beyatch. That son of hers is a full goon molester. All taxpayers should demand he be rendered sterile, otherwise it will be a life of food stamps for him and his kids because he is clearly too stupid to ever be gainfully employed. We all dodged a bullet when Nugget died. Tamara is losing what looks she had and it is obvious that is why she hates Gretchen. Looks like Simon is finally clueing in and will soon dump her ass.
Dude man Kenny Rogers was stoked to have Gretchen’s hot ass working him out, part time or whatever, in his final days. Who cares ? If I was old and dying I would be forever grateful to her for the fine servicing.
to Tam-Vic Stank festAnonymous says:
how the hell is that stupid hoe gretchen broke? the ring that poor old man got her alone had to be worth 500K gimme a f*cking break.
to AnonymousCapt Video says:
Haha!
Great posts even the racist ones. An interesting slice o’ life for me to read at work. Especially the misspellings.
I was looking for some “facts” about Slade. I couldn’t believe he was tapping so many babes. Then I remembered: Women like bad boys! I’ve been dumped many times for being “too nice,” esp. in S. Calif.
Anyway, yes, Slade seems like a douchebag. Some of you seem to have met or know him and agree. If you’re for real.
In any case, I do watch bits of “Housewives.” No on mentioned Jeanna. I loved her when she was a Playmate. I think she’s the smartest – or least dumb – of the wives. I like her daughters, except they’re spoiled..
Happy watching!
to Capt Video