Chicago Lizard
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the mutant strikes again where will you see him next? Make him a Dirty Celeb!
Why is he so slimey? DIRTY ARMY, I need more pictures of this snake.- nik
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He is sooooo creepy looking!! SCARY!!!!
mannequin
WTF? Dude looks like he just walked up from ground zero.
this is one hideous person
He and RichieRexic have the same skin. They might be related.
SCARY.AS.HELL.
Wow.
Borderline Sharpies.
He looks like the Joker without the face paint
Is that even a real person…..looks like a wax statue
is that a mannequin?
Pretty sure I am going to have nightmares tonight. THANKS!
his name is rafeal….he stalked me on myspace.
What until they shoot a load on me…… *get it?*
Why is he channeling Liberace?
This guy’s name should be “V” from the late eighties series about lizard aliens that invaded earth, aired on NBC. It was a very popular series, and he looks so much like one of the Lizard aliens in the show.
i remember that show, lmfao
me to.
It is melting!!!!!!!
How Serial Killer/ Sociopathic/ Stalker can you get?
What is up with dudes in Chicago with the perfect eyebrows? Kinda gay if you ask me.
OMG he looks horrible, he should take off those contacts and grow in his eyebrows a little, maybe then he’ll look more human
WHOOOAAAA…. I just seriously just lost my appetite…. I would really like to know what girl would ever touch this swamp monster?
STOP HATINGG PPL!! HE IS THE SWEETEST MOST AWESOME GUY AND HES HOTTER THEN MOST OF UUU!
shut up wh*re
U MUST B A FAG HAG THIS DUDE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST TOOK ONE IN THE STINK STOOL IN BOYS TOWN!!!!
Chigirl…I agree…I think he is hot…I dont know this guy, but i find him sexy
you must be a guy Jordan…
please keep me shut…
Ew
What a stupid looking smile.
i heard he had stds
MORE THAN LIKELY AROUND HIS STINK STAR!! FROM 2 MANY REAR ENDINGS
Total ass pirate. What a horrible look.
THE JOKER!
NEW CREATION FOR THE WAX MUSEUM….. WIPE YOUR FOREHEAD LOOOOSER!!!!!!!!!!
dont wear gray to a club. pit stainsssss
OH MY GOD. NO ONE CAN THINK THIS LOOKS GOOD!!!!
He looks like Slimer from Ghostbusters…uuugh, i’m nauseous just looking at him.
looks like a hosed down danny elfman
Too much botox and/or face lifts.
Hurry get to the ECTO-1 EKON…..SLIMER IS ON THE LOOSE..
Def too much botox in that forehead!
Looks like my Greg after explosion.
Wow eyebrows are too creepy, who does that?
that is donkey kongs friend from chi
perfect name for him
COBRA COMMANDOUCE
terrible name. just sayin
He has light refracting makeup on for crying out loud!!
raphael dont let this bs bother u im on here too and its all lies.. their jus hatas
He creeps on every girl!!
Ahhh…..OMG I thought this was one of those scary pop up emails.
he looks like kroll
huge crackhead that is at crobar every weekend. he used to work at luxury motors until he started taking the rides out for a “spin” on the weekends. he is apart of the dismantled donkey kong minions. dude should do the world a favor and off himself immediately
so you basically say that every hot girl is ugly and would not bang them because of their hair style or shoes, but you want more pics of this guy. I think that says a lot.
he looks like a wax figure
If he was green then he might actually be competition
HE IS HOT!!! ALL YOU GUYS ARE HATERS….
this guy looks sooooooooo f*ccccccking scary HOLY SH*TTTTTTTTTT ahhhh omg AHAHAH
He’s got Something About Mary in his hair
I must say, my dad must have been drunk when he created you. Looks like he accidently added more female parts instead of male parts… good thing i got there just in time to remind him not to put in the vagina.. we reversed it as soon as we could… it’s a little pecker..but it will do… especially for skinny little desparate girls like chi-girl.
seriously… the only reason girls like you do guys like him is cause you’re either drunk, x-ed out or on coke more than half the time. when you’re f-ed up and you hang out with guys like this… you’re vision starts to get messed up!!
don’t do drugs. this is a great example of what could happen.
creepy.
He looks like one of the characters in the Charles Schwab commercials…..
I’M SCARED OF THIS DUDE
I think this guy is mad hot!!!
Is he made out of clay?