DIRTY 30
I am getting one step closer to Trouthood. I just wanted to let RO-Hawk and The Burrito know that they are not invited to any of my DIRTY 30 birthday parties. This friday I have my first birthday party in Miami at Mansion and then I fly to Houston the next day to celebrate at Venue. The following week (NBA All-Star Weekend) I will be celebrating my 30ness friday night at Prive in Las Vegas and then in my hometown of Scottsdale on Saturday (Valentines Day) at Barcelona with Snoop Dog. More dates and cities to come… like Mardi Gras. Yes, February is going to be nards.
nards??
it’s a different and funny way to say “nuts”…
different yes funny no no no never stupid yes
Can I party?
NARDS??? MUST BE A WEST COAST THING??
Nik, don’t be hatin’ on the trouts, because really the only thing that makes life worth living is that young stuff. You got to get it how you can for as long as you can. If you got to throw around money to get it, so what, most guys do. And what else you gonna spend it on? Nice safe investments? Golf clubs? An RV?
Nik, You’re taking more birthdays than Cher.
He’s older than 30. Nik, I thought you would hang on until 29. Then again why??????????????
NOBODY CARES!!! You run a jealousy fueled racist website. Whoop-de-freakin-dooooo!!!
And you post on it!!!
Oh snap!
MOIST!!!
WAIT WAIT WAIT….NIK YOU ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU HATE PROMOTERS BUT YOU ARE DOING THE SAME THING. IM CONFUSED?? YES I HAD TO TYPE THIS IN ALL CAPS
he actually makes fun of the promoter he is throwing the houston party with, Joe Famous. Then Joe bags on him in the comments, check it out on 10/18/08. I guess they made up.
LAME! Nik is just a party promoter!
NIK RITCHIE = BRIAN DURKEE
ONE AND THE SAME! DOUCHEBAG PROMOTERS!
LOL!
Yes they did. One night with some vodka and Red Bull, some KY, well you get the picture.
Nik you are already a trout. You are everything and nothing that you make fun of…….. hugs
Check out the HUGE line to get in. Lame
why does it have to be on a saturday..you always do stuff the days i have to work.. DOUCHE!!! or should i say TROUT!!!
omg, that is the best!
Hey dickweed, nice photo. Where do we start hmmm the frankenstien hair-do, the big fake knock-off watch, the tiperillo or the Ed Hardy t? Nope it’s the friggin banana in the middle of your face.
Rock on asswipe you look 45!
Now I know why nik richie makes fun of everyone. I just saw his pic damn if he isn’t painfully ordinary. But I am still big fan.
haha ijus pissed my pants i love the burrito