Leper/Alien Update??
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik- Been reminiscing about the good times with Leper and Alien. What’s the drama status on these two??
They still hate each other.- nik
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20 min… thats all i would need. and a condom or two
Isn’t there something we can do?!?!?
Send Jimmy Carter or Jesse Jackson to hold a peace summit?
Can’t Barrack Obama offer a stimulus package if they refrom the dirty partnership?
C’mon, Nik Richie, use all your influence and power and get the Leper/Alien Coalition back together.
I just feel this site and The Dirty Army has failed without these two as a team. It’s like Sears without Roebuck, Laurel without Hardy,……this is just saddddddd.
next…boring
you should pay them to fight it out
texas cub: would you eat out these lesbians? would you eat out their butt holes? king would NOT
Negative King, I would rather land my greg in the Hudson. The tongue does not like residue from the purple crayon. However, I’m still on Team Alien and need some Alien updates. Where’s she been keeping herself lately – her deluxe apartment in the sky??
Then you will remain HIV Negative
I would let both of the take turns sitting on my face.
I did not realize Alien had a booty. That’s impressive. Thank you, background mirror.
nik , you need a h of f section . you can start with these carpet munchers
dumb OLD news blog post! these wh*res are old news dude cant you be a little more creative? your a douche for even bringing these disease bags up again
I don’t think you understand how important these true gangstas are. They are two bad mofoz and without them Dallas won’t rain/shine.
They are more interesting than MTV and they know drama better than TNT.
My fav new show is Saving Grace, The Closer, and Trust me by the way. Holla at your cookie boy. Keep it true… im out.
Yo animal cookie i think you need to get out of the house more often if you crave knowing whats going on with these 2 pieces of trash. get off the net turn off the t.v and get a life. i dont care about hearing anything from these skanks unless it their obituary
I agree with animal i miss seeing lep and alien in action we need updates
i agree, your a douche for even bringing these 2 sl*ts up again. they are old DIRTY news, so why dont you bring us something more creative?
Oh hold up you Biatch and Hoz. I do go out but you are missing the points here… they got more drama than anyone else in Dallas…. They always get more comments than anyone else…. just go look it up… and they got the true story that sells. They may be what you called “pieces of trash” but bet you ..they hustle harder than any of you mofo here…. Leper makes over $120,000 in 2008…. what about you? I am not speaking for them or anything I am not saying that you are wrong… but biatch why hate?!
FYI:I am a 24 yr old 97K millie
in the entertainment biz (corp world). I have 401K and my company insured a 900,000$ on my “douchebag” ass and my daily expensive limit is $125. Saturday and Sunday I get to take my clients out for dinners… when’s the last time you had a $350 steak? I would rather be a “douchebag” 
you are awesome.
he took my best friend and I out once
$1500 dinner for 3 
$300 tip 
Call us sometimes
lil biatch 
I don’t like to wear the same jacket twice
JK … hit me
Animal Cookie, what kind of person brags about how much money they have or what they spend on dinner? New money trash, that’s what kind of person. So tacky.
all that money and the highlight of your day is hearing about these pieces of trash..? i guess money doesnt buy a life.
The corp accountant told my manager that he takes clients out for dinner and the bill was $6700 and left a $500 tip. and we don’t get a raise!!!
well im a 24yrs old and make 6 figures i work for chesapeake energy as an engineer and your a douche mr animal cookie. ive got more money than you and i dont even need a blackcent. by the looks of how you spend your money it looks like i invest better than you also.
Son don’t lie about your pay roll … no one that is 24 years old and makes that much for Chesapeake… I am a senior engineer over there… what’s your name if you dare?!
I wanna $350 steak….do they taste better than a reg steak?
no one cares cookie monster!!!! I didnt know you could make 120,000 dollar a year sucking c*ck. LEPER deserves a award
Animal cookie is a little Shxt head that makes too much money… I know this guy he works on the 16th floor and our V.P. of the company actually insured his faggot@ss for $980,000.. he has 2 slutty assistants “interns” that our company pays for. If he is over 35 minutes late to work…no call… the insurance company is required to send two investigators to check up on his @ass cuz of the insurance policy and he is always late to meetings!!!!!!!! He actually has a freaking American Express Black and he buys whatever the FXXK he wants as long as it’s work related. Bull Shxt! He bought a suit for $1300 and he gets away with it but the funny thing is that our dress code is Casual!!! WTF.
So it is him! hahah! Well I heard about him at the company’s NYE party … the pay roll guy told us that the vp is gonna give him another raise by summer time ?!
He is a great guy …. because of him that’s how everyone gets the new iPhone 
from apple.
Did you get one?
i love how you call animal a sh!t head but your pretty much complimenting him by flossing all his stats. wouldnt doubt it if your animal cooklie.
I got the black 16G iPhone… what department you work at?
Ben I am in accounting …you?
I am in design … you know Jessica Lynn?
Jessica …has dark brown hair right? If so then yeah she is 3 boxs behind me
well if this is the same Animal Cookie that I know and he works on the 16th floor then… yeah I know that guy and he is cool… we got bonus last year because of him and his team. I know some older guys from our company that do not like him so well because he makes more… but I got my bonus that’s all it matters…
how many of you are checking the dirty while working?
hey guys! I would rather stay anonymous but I got a white 16GB iPhone hahah thanks cookie doe !!
TEAM ALIEN B*TCHES!
Team Leper
everyone is right, these two are nothing but white trash dirty skanks and trust me DALLAS IS JUST FINE WITHOUT THEM a lot less disgusting, stop brining these two whores on the page its getting old and boring as hell seeing these two girls, it just make me want to throw up!
your fat a*s probably needs too! Alien and Leper are hot
TexasCub is in love with these 2 skanks.
I dont care what he says.
He longs for the days of Angel, Kirb, Kelli, and the Princess
alien is beat.
She made 120,000 doing what suckin dick? Thats what shes known for in Dallas. Id love to see her tax returns. Dumb skank
Hustlers….. Grab that dirty money….. Ready… Set… GO.
Forrest Gump’s mama had to do it once.
and you should ask your mom how she raised you without a full time job and a daddy around.
Why do you type like you talk with a black-cent? So f’in Gay!
Yo, yo, yo hustlers get that money yo. Ghetto trash.
I am not black feedy cent
your mentality is on the low… you uneducated-racist-dirty-taco
haha Animal cookie is actually a freaking funny if you know him. He is not black … he is not even from the hood … hahah that’s his alter ego i guess?!
Hoe must be one smart chick making 120k hook me up NIk!
hot
Leper and Alien are the hottest chicks Nik do your magic
Why keep posting about these two?
They’re burnt out looking hook hooks, who look like between the two of them they runt he A-Z on VD’s and dirty deeds.
i want alien and leper back they are the cream of the crop the dirty has ever offered Nik get them to make up
Better than Paris and Nicole drama for sure. Bring them back!
deez hoes are nasty
King is obsessed with Leper
shut the fuccck up you faggiitt
King do you not haver a job because your always on the dirty
im a pimp you fool
bring em back bring em back
SHES NASTY GHETTO DUMP. SHE HAS NO SCHOOLING, NO CLASS, NO NOTHIN, SHES ON DRUGS AND NEEDS HELP. GO TO BETTY FORD CLINIC BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF.
HAHA sounds like a loser!
For real tho… if you make a reality show out of Leper/Alien it would be more interesting than The Hill. They are the true ghetto fabulous… when’s the last time you see a well educated mofo appeared on The Cops show? People want to see the worst of the worst.
I seriously wish these two would OD & die