My DIRTY Assistants
DIRTY ARMY, I need help naming my girls. I figured it was no fun to keep their real names because that is not in the spirit of TheDirty.com. Let’s come up with something clever. I want separate names for them like Hewy and Dewy or something along those lines and be specific on who is who because I have to call them your magical name while they work for me in the office.
the hardy boys
frank n joe
wonder bread&brown shuga
wonder bread and brown shuga
tuesday and friday
Cocaine and Waffles. Why reinvent the wheel?
butter n scotch!
where’s my shirt????
Krispy n Kreme!
wheres my shirt????
Star and Fox
I’m thinking you should go with a one name deal for both.
Bif (butt in front)
blondie’s rack looks like one, and the other one’s gut sticks out as far as her butt.
Pancha and Lefty
daddys girl and uncle’s candy, because the only girls who would ever work for nic have serious issues.
Jill will be known for het texting abilities and a name like “dirty textress” and tori needs a name like “dirty mailer” for her work on email and working the voicemail.
“noodle” and “poodle”…
ren and stimpy
Mac (obviously or Tori’s horrible use of make-up)
Cheese (Jill clearly looks a little over spray tanned.)
Mac & Cheese… I like!
MMM I’m Thinkin “Blow” & “Me” !!!!
Fine and Dandy
Kotton & Candi
2 assistants?
5 head and 6 head
How bout this…..girl on the left….call her “MOST BEAUTIFUL F’ING GIRL IN THE ENTIRE WORLD PERIOD” I know it’s long…..but I think it works.
the one on the right is mary-kate the one on the left is ashley
I dunno…Dinner & Dessert?
How about Heckle and Jeckle? The Blonde is Heckle.
I DONT KNOW WHAT NAME TO NAME THEM BUT I SURE WOULD HAVE SEXUAL INTERCORSE WITH THEM AND TOUCH THEM IN THERE YUM YUM SPOT WHEN EVER ID GET A CHANCE
Nik, c’mon I expect more. They look like two community college chicks.. how about next and move on!
Simone and Pumba!
both of these girls are beat!!!!!!!!!!
lets go with “now” and “later”
How about Valueless Resume, and Papa’s Dissapointment?
call the one on the lef Myla and the one on the right Myra
nigga cause u kno damn well u guna b tellin everyon “yea that bitch right therr nigga was sukkin on myright nut and the ho on the left was all over myleft nut” haha
Fric and Frac
1. fric and frac
Those two idiots you know and see often, who always hang out together. One is never seen without the other. Retarded Siamese Twins. Synonymous with and the update of “Tweedledum and Tweedledee”.
Hannity & Colmes…respectively
HOEY AND DOABLE
C*NTY AND P*SSY
TI*TIES AND CRABS
call them both a load their mom should have swallowed
Thelma & Louise
Charlotte Russe and Forever 21! Seriously, give them wardrobe expenditures!
How about Chicken on the left with her chicken wing arms and the Road Runner on the right with her long beak and red eye!
big bird (blond) and ernie
nice pick for assistants by the way…maybe you should call them Monica and Chandra instead…lol, youd like that too much though….
eddie. the chick on the left is not the most beautiful girl in the world, but it was a cute suck up to her. f*ggot.
I like “skeeter bites N’ fart box”
Call them Dirty 99 (Brunette) and Dirty 69…after Agent 99 and well you get the 69.
ITCHY & SCRATCHY….
You can pick who’s who. (Cuz that’s what they’ll pick up from The Dirty)
nik i’d imagine you having better looking assistants than this… i mean they/re okay but i can just imagine the things youd put
about the blonde girls face not being cute and the fat arms on the girl on the left..
common nik!
these girls are beat!
laverne and shirly
yin and yang
beavis and butthead
wh*re bag and sl*t face
lamb and tuna fish
spaghetti and meat balls
peanut butter and jelly
thelma and louise
Ginger and Maryann
Lucy and Ethel
Electra Woman and DynaGirl
Paris and Nicole
salt N pepa
George Michael and Elton John?
venus and serena
Dorothy and Blanche from the Golden Girls
OLSEN TWINS NAMES
PUSS & BUTTS
Calvin and Hobbes
Dolce & Gabbana
LAUREL AND HARDY
STOCKTON AND MALONE
KOBE AND SHAQ
JORDAN AND PIPPEN
RICE AND MONTANA
DAISEY AND MINNIE
PALIN AND MCCAIN
KENNEDY AND MONROE
SALLY MANDER AND ELLA PHUNT
WARNER AND FITZGERALD
KRIS AND KROS
JENNA AND JAMESON
MURTOCK AND RIGGS
TURNER AND HOOCH
MILO AND OTIS
BOTOX AND COLLOGEN
SILICONE AND SALINE
BJ AND BETTY
ANNA AND NICOLE
Orange Juice and Chocolate Milk. no need to explain
how about Phelma and Leweis
lol
right-coffee
left- creme.
coffee and creme!
How bout Kaden-Solo for the brunette and Jaden-Solo for the Blonde …it’s perfect