THE DIRTY ARMY: These 2 h*es have been best friends since 1st grade, and literally do everything together, and i mean everything. they are rumored to do a 2 for 1 deal when it comes to sucking d*ck. they are also the biggest c*ke wh*res ever and will do anything for a line of bl*w. they barely graduated college, and are a disgrace to ASU. someone please tell them that they are not cute and that they need to get their shit together.

I see a blueberry muffin top, and a horse.- nik