Would You?

Posted in Chicago, The Dirty, Would You? | March 10th, 2009

Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Samantha S from Winfield IL. I think she’s gorgeous and a total sweetheart so I wanna know.. would you?

Answer:  No, her forehead sticks out and her chin sticks in.  Holly, remember the good old days… now single and homeless.  Back to Alaska or Bust.

**Anyone else notice how bad the new cast is from DWTS.

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33 Dirty Comments

Would You?
  1. March 10, 2009 at 8:05 am

    jagbag says:

    wow…..she’s a 10..Nik you are on crack

    Reply to jagbag
  2. March 10, 2009 at 8:06 am

    lol says:

    that girl is hott whats her myspace ?

    Reply to lol
  3. March 10, 2009 at 8:48 am

    PIIHB says:

    She looks perfect…..for some ATM action!

    Reply to PIIHB
  4. March 10, 2009 at 8:50 am

    Zonacat says:

    Dude you are high. Usually I agree with you, but this chick doesn’t have a five head and her chin is fine. I gotta disagree with you on this one Nik. She is smokin….it’s been awhile since you have said ANYONE is do-able.

    Reply to Zonacat
  5. March 10, 2009 at 9:00 am

    Neutral says:

    She is awesome!! Nik is for the gays, he’s their Troll Master. I decided

    Reply to Neutral
  6. March 10, 2009 at 9:17 am

    woody says:

    body looks rocking, but face is a little screwy…

    as for DTWS – julianne is the hotest…but denise is ripe for a breakdown

    Reply to woody
  7. March 10, 2009 at 9:23 am

    B says:

    Nik’s an idiot ..
    shes gorgeous

    Reply to B
  8. March 10, 2009 at 10:06 am

    CAPTAIN SAVEAHO says:

    she’s hot………….nothing wrong with this girl AT ALL. I love her.

    Reply to CAPTAIN SAVEAHO
  9. March 10, 2009 at 10:22 am

    crazy k says:

    don’t listen to nik, she’s cute enough….tag it bro

    Reply to crazy k
  10. March 10, 2009 at 10:39 am

    yeahhh says:

    she has a nice body. thats it

    Reply to yeahhh
  11. March 10, 2009 at 10:48 am

    NIce says:

    Shes BAd

    Reply to NIce
  12. March 10, 2009 at 10:56 am

    TheDL says:

    Yeah, I’m not down with the new ‘Dancing With the Reality Stars In Their Own Minds’ format.

    Guess there aren’t that many truly talented ’stars’ out there.

    Reply to TheDL
  13. March 10, 2009 at 11:10 am

    haha says:

    all these comments r from herr eww

    Reply to haha
  14. March 10, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    coke and oxy says:

    in a heartbeat

    Reply to coke and oxy
  15. March 10, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    . . . says:

    shes from west chicago

    and nik is a dumbass

    Reply to . . .
  16. March 10, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    blow_me says:

    Do her, marry her, hell. she’s that hot!

    Reply to blow_me
  17. March 10, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    this girl! says:

    is such a sweetheart! and she’s absolutely gorgeous. her body is amazinggg; i know that she regularly wins hot body contests at whatever club she goes to, which I don’t think is often.

    Reply to this girl!
  18. March 10, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    Big Dick Bob says:

    Sam has a tight body for sure.

    Reply to Big Dick Bob
  19. March 10, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    HOT says:

    Shes alot better lookin than crack head Leper, but thATS ALL NIK LIKES. HAHA

    Reply to HOT
  20. March 10, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Somebody says:

    Nik is a puppeteer, and the “Army” are his puppets.

    Nice work Nik.

    Reply to Somebody
  21. March 10, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    Samii says:

    omg thats me and this is the funniest thing ive ever read haha :)

    Reply to Samii
  22. March 11, 2009 at 12:13 am

    AMANII says:

    I DISAGREE I THINK HER FORHEAD IS SEXII SO IS HER CHIN AND I THINK SHE IS TOTALLY HOTT AND IDE SOO TURN LEZ FOR HER SHES TOO YUMMY

    Reply to AMANII
  23. March 11, 2009 at 10:37 am

    Anonymous says:

    shes soooooooo prettty!

    Reply to Anonymous
  24. March 11, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    silly girl. says:

    nik has got some serious issues this girl much much prettier then most of the girls that are posted on this site.

    Reply to silly girl.
  25. March 11, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Anonymous says:

    She is gorgeous….

    Reply to Anonymous
  26. March 12, 2009 at 8:31 am

    Piotrek says:

    whats her myspace? shes is hawt as hell

    Reply to Piotrek
  27. March 13, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    mad hat says:

    could eat cookies in bed.. no prob here

    Reply to mad hat
  28. March 13, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    melanie. says:

    awh i <3 sammm

    Reply to melanie.
  29. March 13, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    th general says:

    man this girl is so smokin! damn i want to beat off right now!

    Reply to th general
  30. March 15, 2009 at 9:28 am

    linka says:

    wow damn she hot man 4 her id be a lesbo damn

    Reply to linka
  31. March 16, 2009 at 6:55 am

    betch n a half says:

    shes nasty, i agree with nik.

    Reply to betch n a half

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