Exclusive: LeAnn Rimes Ultimate Beard For Her Gay Husband, Dean “Rainbow” Sheremet

03.20.09

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With the latest buzz with LeAnn Rimes and her alleged affairs, TheDirty Army had to do some digging get the real dirty facts.

LeAnn Rimes’ husband, Dean “Rainbow” Sheremet, is a bonafide homosexual. As you would expect, LeAnn has been careful to cover up his homosexuality for years so it doesn’t create some major public embarrassment for her. At TheDirty we call a hot chick like LeAnn covering up the fact that her man bats for The Gays a “Beard”! LeAnn you are a sweet goatee.

Confirmed sources say that on several occasions they have witnessed Dean (or Rainbow as we now call him) making out with and performing fellatio on make-up artist, Neil Robertson. Neil was a fresh make up artist out of the adult industry and was on tour and did appearances with LeAnn for almost 2 years. Go figure! Real job security!

So with the latest gossip regarding LeAnn’s possible infidelity, this story really hits home… Cat’s out of the bag so to speak… Come on, she has to get it somewhere! LeAnn you, Katie Price and Katie Holmes are the hottest “Beards” out there! TheDirty loves you!

**Katie Holmes, we call you the ZZ Top.

54 Responses to “Exclusive: LeAnn Rimes Ultimate Beard For Her Gay Husband, Dean “Rainbow” Sheremet”

March 19th, 2009 at 5:05 pm DJ 3 LITERS Says:

Nik, why do you always post these terrible fake ass scarface lookin sand wigger posing pictures? just askin

I don’t know?- nik

SSSniper Reply:
March 19th, 2009 at 5:25 pm

Cuz he can. just sayin.

Nik, Crazy story. Got to have some real goalies to post that. Keeps your attorneys off food stamps I am sure!

NIK, YOUR BIG ARMEN IAN MAMA Reply:
March 19th, 2009 at 10:18 pm

Nik,? Is that YOU in the red shirt in the chair?? or is that another H0M0 (Neil Robertson)?? Hard to tell the difference, hard to see if the Acne Scars on on his face!

Nik, come out of the closet, you have enough money, so that it does not matter if people know about you and your “alternative” lifestyle!!

CHRONiCA Reply:
March 20th, 2009 at 9:05 am

Nik is so sexy i would let him slap the sh!t outta me while we f*ck

March 19th, 2009 at 5:26 pm Johnny Bravo Says:

LeAnn Rimes hot? She belongs in the stable with the rest of the horses.

She is beat.

Ecubed Reply:
June 28th, 2009 at 12:12 pm

Yeah I never thought Leeann Rimes was that hot. But her husband is very hot. I hope they both find happiness.

March 19th, 2009 at 5:28 pm Belmont Shore Says:

Nice Dirt.

March 19th, 2009 at 5:30 pm Hunter S. Thompson Says:

Is it me or does Nik look just like Eddie Munster?

March 19th, 2009 at 5:34 pm tommy b Says:

Finally Nik did something today… that guy is for the Gays for sure!

March 19th, 2009 at 5:36 pm Woody Says:

LeAnn is serviceable, but holy puck She had to know He was a girly boy before They got hitched.
Good work Nik !

March 19th, 2009 at 5:36 pm laila Says:

Haha…Maybe she turned him gay?

March 19th, 2009 at 5:44 pm Rashidian Says:

I thought she would turn him to bestiality

March 19th, 2009 at 5:45 pm Rudy_in_Sac Says:

why do people think leeann rhimes is hot???And Katie holmes?? Jesus christ, rhimes looks like she was stung by a hive of bees and trying to cover it up with MAC, and Katie holmes looks like her face is always melting…. And to all the dirty spell checkers who are about to get their daily rush by pointing out I spelled her name wrong “PFUKK YOO!!!!”

March 19th, 2009 at 5:47 pm ! Says:

you’re turning into perez hilton. NOBODY CARES

just2bad Reply:
March 19th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

Now he is gay! …a really wealthy rainbow though!

i want to pound your @ss Reply:
March 20th, 2009 at 7:03 pm

ahhhhh no perez hilton has more money than you realize.perez was named the most wealthy web celeb of 2009 nik did not even crack top 25.nik needs to change his name to goldenbergensteinman.

March 19th, 2009 at 5:49 pm Venom Says:

Nice Nik.
Now the Scientology assassins will be coming after you.
Nice knowing you.
lol

birdy Reply:
March 19th, 2009 at 9:38 pm

are you kidding me? i thought you had to study for your test???

March 19th, 2009 at 6:05 pm the facts Says:

This was a rumor when they got married - I dont know why they would “fake” a messge, whats the point??

March 19th, 2009 at 6:06 pm Big Drew Says:

Pretty serious accusations Nik? I’ll trust you know what you are doing. Great dirt! Who’s the Minny Mouse looking dude in the back round? Kinda looks like you’re keeping a right eye on him. Is that your Biatch? Is it true that you still fit in to your 8th grade graduation suit? Inquiring minds want to know?

March 19th, 2009 at 6:13 pm lol Says:

who cares??

March 19th, 2009 at 6:50 pm Don't forget Says:

Even though no one likes her, she’s fug and nobody’s favorite, you forgot the biggest PR wh*re Beard- Reese Witherspoon. All this time bearding with Jake, he not only still looks gay but she has emasculated his image as well.

March 19th, 2009 at 6:58 pm from Yuma Says:

We saw her perform in Yuma, AZ last year and was it a sight. it was for a hospital benefit, at the fair grounds, and it happened to be a chilly evening in the desert. Well, lil miss dirty girl decided to where a tiny black shirt “dress” and you could see everything! My husband now knows what her nips, boobs, and vajayjay look like. Oh yea, she didn’t wear any underwear. It was so funny because everyone for the most part left before her show was over so those left got a full frontal view every time she shook it. Lets just say the Marines that stayed were happy men. LeAnn
Rimes = Dirty girl!

March 19th, 2009 at 7:07 pm damn Says:

At TheDirty we call a hot chick like LeAnn covering up the fact that her man bats for The Gays a “Beard”

are you claiming to have come up with that term? I mean, I know Perez Hilton stole your Shim phrase, but come on. She’s been called his beard for a few years now. The video just gives the backalley chatter some cred.

March 19th, 2009 at 7:11 pm Democrat Latino who voted for McCain Says:

lol @ Niks picture

March 19th, 2009 at 7:16 pm WOW Says:

Usually Nik lets other people make these accusations, then he comments on them… since Nik made the accusation himself, it leads me to believe he has some hard evidence…. and not just “he sad she said”

March 19th, 2009 at 7:19 pm love the insanity Says:

Nice.

Good find.

And P.S. You aren’t turning into Perez Hilton, you are stealing his job! Eff the economy … one must look out for their own interests ESPECIALLY if one has the ability to get the dirt better than stinky Mario (a.k.a. Perez)!!!

Great job Dirty Army. You came through loud and proud!

March 19th, 2009 at 7:36 pm not so hot Says:

she is nasty

March 19th, 2009 at 7:40 pm cleatus Says:

who is Katie Price ?

Brittany Reply:
March 21st, 2009 at 6:02 am

Glamour model Jordan from the UK

March 19th, 2009 at 8:50 pm Shannon Says:

This is all completely accurate!! LeAnn’s official website even said in regards to the whole story breaking, “Things are not always as they appear.” That’s obviously Understatement of the Year so far.

March 19th, 2009 at 8:53 pm Buckeroo Bonzai Says:

Damn Nik..not again…are you obsessed with the gays? Every gay post you put up reinforces our opinion that you are confused. And for Dirty Army Regulars…the Don’t ask Don’t Tell policy is so in the Closet.

March 19th, 2009 at 9:05 pm Frog Says:

British glamour model Jordan

March 19th, 2009 at 9:38 pm a2 Says:

I dont care about leann, but the tony montana is cool. All these people wanna hate, but i think the pic fits…just dont go out like he did.

March 19th, 2009 at 9:56 pm instink Says:

who is that mexican on the right of thee white girl he look like me cousin pedro.

March 19th, 2009 at 10:19 pm nik is a scammer Says:

LMAO nik has no proof he just wants to get is website out there with fake gossip lmao

March 19th, 2009 at 11:33 pm smk Says:

hahahahahaha!!! your website doesnt allow swearing? adverts regulating? you’re such a f*ggot *ss little b*tch. haha you should step down as al gore’s wife and just continue on with the brownie sniffing. i decided.

March 20th, 2009 at 2:14 am jordan Says:

Nik you have had some hot beards yourself f*g

March 20th, 2009 at 3:47 am Anonymous Says:

You look like a stalker in this pic. Nik.

March 20th, 2009 at 6:38 am tommyboy Says:

Leann Rimes is an f-ing idiot for getting married too young. She deserves all of this.

March 20th, 2009 at 7:02 am John Says:

based on this I bet she likes anal because you know the hubby must have encouraged it

March 20th, 2009 at 8:25 am PLEASE Says:

LAme site, everyone in HOllywood knows this you loser

March 20th, 2009 at 8:51 am Pep Says:

wait, people have actually witnessed her husband going down on the make-up artist? Think about it, does that sound normal??

March 20th, 2009 at 8:56 am J Says:

BEARD is a term that has already been used. Heard it last night on a Sex in the City re run. haha

March 20th, 2009 at 9:10 am MackesonXXX Says:

What is this crap? Who gives a F.
Can we get back to refund gaps now.

March 20th, 2009 at 9:12 am M Says:

Stop letting your “interns” “write” stuff. Its embarrasing.

March 20th, 2009 at 9:22 am I'd Fk Nik! Says:

Nik I wanna lick your face

March 20th, 2009 at 11:27 am laila Says:

He does look like a camel…From the old Camel Joe cig ads….

March 20th, 2009 at 11:43 am Lol Says:

I cant lie, the pic is pretty funny. Made me chuckle. Silly you, lol.

March 20th, 2009 at 12:48 pm LA SPOOK Says:

Dean is a flaming closet f*g! I have a friend in Nashville that personaly knows them.Dean likes to sneak off and have his boy on boy encounters.Poor Lee Ann has been sucked dry by this leach for long enough! Cant blame her for getting some real action on the side.

March 20th, 2009 at 1:24 pm =) Says:

Looks like LeAnn should of hired ASHLEY MADISON!!! Next time she’ll cover her tracks alittle better.

March 21st, 2009 at 6:25 am It was a matter of time Says:

Look, I know first-hand that if your husband isn’t giving you any, you’re bound to stray… it happened in my first marriage. I had every intention of staying faithful and just saying “I made my bed, now I’m just going to lay in it.” But eventually the dam will burst. And it looks like Leann’s burst all over Eddie Cibri*n.
Good for her. But now she’s going to have to pay that big ol’ gay husband of hers a ton of divorce cash. I wonder if she can claim “fraud” in the divorce.

March 21st, 2009 at 9:14 am j-viller Says:

OMG you are right nic totally looks like Eddie Munster

March 21st, 2009 at 5:59 pm puggle Says:

What I can’t figure, is what’s in it for Rhimes? I can see a closet star needing a beard, but a nobody backup dancer having a star for a beard? Doesn’t make sense unless they have one of those Will & Grace things happening.

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Exclusive: LeAnn Rimes Ultimate Beard For Her Gay Husband, Dean “Rainbow” Sheremet

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