THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ask and you shall receive. You wanted a real picture of Gretchen dirty army style, well here you go. Here is Gretchen Rossi in her early twenties before she became a professional con artist gold digger. We used to call her roley poley back in the day because of her fat face. RP remember me? Jay she isn’t worth it bro.
Holy moly roley poley that is Gretchen Rossi from the Fake Housewives of Orange County. Slade Smiley, don’t make babies with her or it is back to square one.- nik
(Image is Jay verified)
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243 Responses to “The Real Gretchen Rossi Before The Gold Digging”
holy crap!
look out for the greg!
“she” must have been roid raging after finding out east germany no longer had a shot putting team.
bigdog sons Reply:
March 20th, 2009 at 10:03 am
wasn’t it West Germany that did the ‘roids?
But no joke, she looks like a giant gerbil, this is disturbing.
TGIF Reply:
March 27th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
“Giant Gerbil”…ha-ha I love it.. too funny. Remember that old movie, “Willard” , about the rat?? ha-ha
Geez what a beached whale.
mad surgery!! She is beat, and dumb! F that gold diggin biotch, hope she gets nothing!!
Holy sh*t, just when I thought her face couldn’t get any larger!!
Off the Subject:
Kaden you look stunning today!!!
are we sure that is her??
Michael Jackson Reply:
March 20th, 2009 at 10:06 am
are you kidding, it’s not that difficult to see a resemblance. Huge face, no lips, beady eyes, gofer teeth..
So what, Vicki’s still a SK@NKY WH*RE !!!
Idiot Reply:
March 20th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Who the f*ck said anything about Vicki, dumb ho? This post is about Gretch - the man - Gretchen.
WTF Reply:
March 20th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Your missing the point you idiot, doesn’t matter what Gretchen does, Vicki’s a SK@NKY WH*RE !!!
bahaha Reply:
March 21st, 2009 at 11:35 am
true, vicki is the reason i stopped watching the show. Not only is she the ugliest housewife, actually just ugly in general, but the fakest biitch on the show. Shes disturbed.
oh p.s who cares what Gretchen looked like then, she is smokin now! Thats all that matters.
Anonymous Reply:
May 15th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
she’s not a wh*re. I mean seriously who would f*ck her as ugly as she is. But she is a c*nt
She must have been on the Swan before Fake Housewives. Suck a di(k Gretchen, we h8 U!
Nik, you are the best! (Image is Jay verified) Thumbs Up!
HAHAHAHAHAHA - Dumb C*nt
Anonymous Reply:
May 15th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
I don’t think she’s pretty either. But her personality and body carry her
Never once did I think she was good looking. Anyone who thinks she is hot needs their eyes examined. He’s a beast.
WHAT IS UP WITH HER MOUTH? SHE IS ONE BEAT LOOKING BITCH. WHY WOULD ANYONE WATCH THIS SHOW. ALL THESE BEAT OLD WOMEN. IF THEY WANT A HOT GIRL WHY DON’T THEY JUST GRAB A HOT GIRL AND PLACE HER ON THE SHOW. MAYBE IT IS A BUDGET ISSUE. THIS UGLY WH*RE MUST BE CHEAP.
LOL! That’s so her, but so what? So she lost 35 pounds, good for her. Some
of you act like jeff(rip) was a victim. He knew she was a golddigger and he kept her around! He was loaded because he was smart!
Is this real!?!? The lips look so thin(easily fixed) but the eyes look much beadier unless she”s a master make up artist idk. The body looks about 30lbs heavier. either way she’s as Tacky as they come- Coach Bag, Fake Nails and Sky dresses. ugh.
elle Reply:
March 20th, 2009 at 11:09 am
oh and the ultimate trashy accessory SLADE SMILEY and WEARIN DEAD FIANCE ENGAGEMENT RING WHILE F-ING SLADE SMILEY !!!!! DISGUSTING
HAHAHAHAHAHA I told you so. I ‘ve been telling you she’s horrible looking and fake. How pathetic. I think this confirms that Tamra is wayyyyy better.
HAHA Reply:
March 20th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Yeah right tamara is really starting to show the age and needs to not tan anymore
NOLA Reply:
March 22nd, 2009 at 8:32 am
Tamra,
You can quit posting under anonymous names. We all know YOU think you are hot. Get over your average self with your underaverage personality. You are so jealous and desperate for attention it is disgusting.
You and Vicki give women a bad name. You are both stereotypical needy and gossipy b!tches. “WooHoo”
Use this as her next photo in the bracket so we can get her out of the game!
if that REALLY is her, she definitely had some facial reconstruction since this picture…wow what a difference!
Nor Cal Hottie Reply:
March 20th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
That…..doesn’t even look like her. I don’t get it!! Irvine Dad (Tamra) ….you know you’re an old inmature hag. You old hags are always pissed about something. LOL
This is soooo not Gretchen……nice try Tamra. Sorry but Gretchen is hot, smokin hot.
You are an ugly old hag Tamra, lol!!
All this proves is that Tamra is so desperate to make Gretchen look bad that she posts pics of other women claiming they are Gretchen.
I bet you will post a pic of Yoda and expect us to buy lie too huh? Although Yoda does bear a striking resemblence to Tamra….HA! HA! HA!
Gretchen is hot and always will be honey.
Have you seen the pics of Gretchen and Slade on the boat? Wow she is gorgeous with a perfect body, you have to give credit where credit is due.
I bet Tamra is SO jealous of how good Gretchen looks. Gretchen is always at courtside seats to the lakers, fashion shows, yachts……she is living a really good life.
Meanwhile broke Tamra is stuck in her trailer all day, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um no Tamra this proves nothing. What matters is how Gretchen looks now. She is drop dead gorgeous with a perfect body.
Tamra is an ugly, old, nasty freckly granny skinned 50 year old hag who seriously needs to get a life.
You are the one who needs a facial reconstruction honey, your ugly son is proof of that.
Let’s put things into perspective this woman (whoever she is) is STILL more attractive than Tamra.
So it really doesn’t matter if it is Gretchen or not because this woman is actually pretty. Tamra you are a beady eyed, lizard lipped, fugly, leathery skinned wh*re.
Anyone looks good standing next to you.
Idiot Reply:
March 20th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
“this woman is actually pretty.”
Are you sure you’re looking at the same picture as the rest of us? Tamra may be all those things you mentioned but she definitely looks better than Gretchen in this pic, lmao.
LAla Reply:
March 20th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Gretchen stop making a million comments on your own post. We are not stupid. The only comments that defend Gretchen are written and spaced the same way. And your obsession with talking sh!t about Tamera is creepy, no one else is bringing Tamera into this. Your a jealous wh0re.
Lisa Reply:
March 20th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
I’m bringing Tamra into this!!!!!! You started it didn’t ya Tamra?? Seems she just tried to be your friend……
remember?? Now you’re posting pics on gossip sites !!
YOU…are the evil b*tch here…don’t forget it!!
lol Reply:
March 20th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
The last three comments are from the same person, look at their grammar and the time frame!! LOL
Gretchen is that you???? 
Jealous of Tamra, I see???
femme fetal Reply:
March 22nd, 2009 at 6:51 pm
hay sherlock holmes aka tamra -thay have the same name.. and btw… whooo the f would be jealous of you? you are soooo uglyyyy and psycho.. and your ass looks like a floppy pancake.. and stop trying to say you’re the hottest housewife.. the only one that uglier then you is chipmunk-face vicky
This girl is way prettier than Tamra. So again, what is the point? Although most are prettier than fugly tamra, lol.
tamra tamra tamra tamra tamra tamra tamra tamra tamra tamra!!!!!!!
I’m actually kind of sad for her…that’s a reallyyyy unfortunate looking face.
This woman may not look great but she looks a hell of a lot better than Tamra.
gretchen since i know u are on here reading all this and posting comments urself i just wanted to let u know that u are one ugly biotch
Agreed Reply:
March 20th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
It is enjoyable to watch her make random support comments from “Jim” “Don” “Igor”. Good to see a pathetic human do what a pathetic human does. Thanks for the entertainment you little monkey. Dance!
Tamra and Jay need to get a life and stop posting on here. Just makes you look more pathetic and desperate, although you both have definitely hit rock bottom.
We know Gretchen isn’t posting on here because she is constantly doing something fun and getting her pic taken at events.
Gretchen is gorgeous btw.
They are both skanks. One is about to become one huge skin cancer and the other is a wh*re for sale to the highest bidder at the time. In either case they deserve each other. Thanks for the entertainment. You two are my favorite skanks on here.
Tamra is way hotter, and neither are on this site posting back and forth idiots.
Gretchen is disgusting. Is Slade receving meals at a soup kitchen yet. What a broke loser. Trying to live like a star when they are worthless pieces of trash.
Gretchen’s bod is about as perfect as one can be. No fake bowling-ball +2’s. Tamra is so jealous of Gretchen she can’t stand it. Tamra is OLD and Gretchen has youth on her side. Tamra, you have ZERO CLASS–yeah, we all loved watching you grope your husband’s nuts on TV. And I don’t care what you say, when you have to talk about what you’re doing in your bedroom, never mind on TV, ain’t NUTHIN happening in there. NUTHIN. Classy people laugh at you & your trailer-trash life & lack of bedroom action. Aren’t you turning 50 soon???
LMAO Reply:
March 20th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
whatever “sassy,” you still look like your face is having an allergic reaction
Omfg, her face reminds me of those Woll Smoth pictures, lmfao!!! Google “Woll Smoth” if you don’t know what I’m talking about. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
gigiddy gigiddy gooooooo… she looks like the dude from family guy
as far as i am concerned, everyone on that show is used up…but for f*cks sake - stop leaving comments pretending that you are REAL PEOPLE.
F*ck all you!!! You all are ugly as hell!
LOL! This has to be one of the ugliest pictures I’ve ever seen of a woman. She is so ugly. Huge face, no lips, beady eyes, gofer teeth. Her true colors are showing through now. What a fake loser!
Just so you are aware….the word is IMMATURE, not “INMATURE” Go back to school you MORON.
All of the women on that show are gross. Tamra is so old looking, its disgusting.
hahaha thats hilarious she looks terrible i guess she must have met a rich old man that was willing to spend all his money in making her look like a fake ass barbie
It doesn’t matter how many times you change your “screen name”, Gretchen-loving-douchebag, we all still know it’s *you*. You’re a sad little parasite.
Gretchen is such a sl*t and she’s so ugly too. She looks like the Baylor Bears mascot! Hahahaha. Now I know why she’s always trying to be at the center of attention, because she looked like this her whole life and obviously never got any attention for being sooo horrible looking!
Anonymous Reply:
March 22nd, 2009 at 7:10 pm
im sure your mad bc you most likely heard your man saying how he would LOOOVE to get with gretchen…haterrrrrrr
Tamra is so much cooler and hotter. This picture is really disturbing. Gretchen is an ugly ditz!
Yup this girl (whoever she is) is way more attractive than Tamra. But most women are more attractive than Tamra anyway.
Tamra’s nasty, flabby, wrinkly, freckly granny skin gives me the shivers. There should be laws against people like her wearing bathing suits.
You can always tell which posts are from tamra, they all have incorrect grammar and she is jealous that Gretchen is college educated. Tamra never made it past 8th grade she is so stupid.
No rich guy would have Tamra with her ugly, beady eyes and wrinkles so she had to settle for broke, unemployed Simon, they are both skanks.
Everyone knows it’s you posting on here, how pathetic! You are the only person who has ruined this show.
Bravo has been overwhelmed with email from people demanding that you be boycotted because you are a psychotic, hateful jealous b*tch.
Have you checked the internet lately? EVERYONE hates you for a reason, give it up. You will never have the money, looks and great life that Gretchen is living.
Frankly you deserve all the hate people are sending your way.
You are beyond pathetic. There is nothing fake about Gretchen. The reason you were annoyed by her is because she is drop dead gorgeous with a smokin hot body PLUS a funny, upbeat personality.
She made you look even uglier than you are and frankly it was nice to have something nice to look at on the show instead of your nasty, fat, freckly-leathery skin and ugly beady eyes.
Gretchen turns head whereever she goes and your eyes were green with envy long before you knew anything about her, that was obvious all along.
Gretchen is single and has done nothing wrong anyway. You on the other hand are a broke, uneducated, unemployed, homely loser.
Get a life and stop posting on here!!!!!
Votes are us Reply:
March 21st, 2009 at 2:17 pm
are you that delusional? You make it sound like Tamra is the only one who could possibly think Gretchen is ugly as sin in this picture. Newsflash: everyone with a set of working eyes can see that the woman in this picture is hideous. Not just ugly, hideous. Honestly.
TGIF Reply:
March 27th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
I thought this blog and the picture were about “Gretchen”. Why is this person so obsessed with trashing Tamra? If I were Tamra, I’d be getting the men in the white coats after this poster who is so in love with Gretchen and so nuts and vulgar about Tamra.. Scary!!
Huge face, no lips, beady eyes, gofer teeth..LOL!!!!! Perfect description of Gretchen!
I luv Tamra and she has been invited back for Season 5 along with Vicki and Jeana. Clearly a fan favorite, in fact she was MOBBED by adoring fans wanting to take their picture with Tamra and her dashing husband Simon at Bethenny’s book signing event last week at Border’s.
Gretchen is clearly desperate because BRAVO hasn’t called her yet.
unique Reply:
March 22nd, 2009 at 8:51 am
honestly? i really think bravo would be stupid NOT to ask her to come back. people would so tune in just to watch the catfight between her and tamra. by the way, i think they are BOTH hot. tamra is a tiny little thing and looks great and gretchen has a nice bod and pretty hair.
Tamra should be a comedian. People are just lovin’ her snarky blogs on the New York girls.
Lisa Reply:
March 26th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Your blogs sucked!! And writing a book….pffft. Love how you send comments to your own blog on bravo. My friends and I can’t post there as it is mostly “fake” positive comments. Many of the blogs state this fact..that their comments were left out too.
Anonymous Reply:
March 27th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Same with Gretchen’s blog. None were posted unless they told Gretchen how hot/cute she was or told her how sorry they were about Jeff.
Bravo nominated Gretchen for an award, she is coming back. Tamra is getting overwhelming hate mail. No one reads her blogs since she is so stupid she can’t put correct sentences together…..she gets slammed on her own blogs, LOL!
That is why Tamra has to email her blog all the time with fake positive comments, she is desperate because Bravo may not take on the next season.
Want to know what Tamra looks like w/o makeup? Just look at her skanky ugly son……she is balding just like him too. She can’t leave the house without hair extensions, ha! ha!
Her ugly beady eyes and nasty, freckly granny skin make men want to barf.
Tamra needs a dog collar she is so ugly.
I think Tamra is doing it with her creepy son, there is a sick, incestuous thing going on with those two. Simon won’t sleep with her so I think she is getting it from Ryan.
Tamra you are the saddest liar! You were not mobbed in the least at Bethany’s signing…..in fact no one even took your picture.
The press don’t even want your pic, they never took one pic of you. They follow Gretchen everywhere because she is the hottest housewife and lives a fabulous life.
Getting out of your trailer and going to a bookstore is your highlight? Wow, that is sad.
Honey you are so delusional it’s sad.
Simon the “dashing husband” LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More like gross perv who went to Bethany’s book signing hoping to score with Bethany, he always seems to hit on brunettes.
Gretchen is still really ugly, just with less weight and more make-up. She has bad skin and bad acne with some wierd looking teeth, she is gross.
Gretchen is an awful example of a human being. Maybe she can be on the next D-list reality show for losers. What an ugly skank. Tamra is so much better and more popular.
This girl is 10 times prettier than tamra, the truth may hurt but it’s still the truth.
Gretchen is hot… you can’t convince me otherwise. Tamra and this Jay guy are totally out to sabotage her… losers/haters.
Gretchen, you’re gorgeous
Tamra is popular with herself, LOL! It’s sad the way she posts on here repeatedly. She must be bored looking at the four walls in her tiny trailer.
It is pretty obvious everyone hates her, no one wants to see her on the show. Bravo is not asking her back.
Gretchen is by far the hottest and most popular housewife. People magazine sure like her, they are always talking to her and taking pics of her. They always say favorable things about her. She actually has fans. All tamra has is haters.
No one wants to see that broke, ugly, skank Tamra…..no one even cares what she does.
OC_fashionista Reply:
March 21st, 2009 at 6:01 pm
OMG stop writing so many comments about yourself!! Its so not convincing!! especilaly when each one is written in a near identical fashion!! get over yourself and your 15 minutes of “celebrity”
Tamra is such a joke. I saw that leather faced old cougar walk into Mission Viejo Nordies like she owned the effing place. She had huge black Chanel sunnies on and an entourage of two beat friends. She walked ahead of them like she was too good and didn’t take her glasses off, all celebrity style. The funny thing is no one cared, no one went up to her….but oh boy did she think she was the hottest tranny ever!
Gretchen looks like a man with a blonde wig in this photo. Looks like she belongs in the San Diego Zoo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Tamra is so much classier!
Tamra! Tamra! Tamra! Gretchen is a beast who looks like a man without make up!
gretchen just remember, youre the one spreading your legs for money. so what if tamra felt on her husbands balls on tv, big whoop. you have sex with old men. old wrinkly saggy balls and all. like you love yourself. haha yeah, not buying it.
Nik unless you want to appeal to the same demographic as the failing Orange County Register, then stop posting pictures of Ms.Ed!!!! All people post are “Tamra is jealous” and “Gretchen rocks”. Seriously Nik, this is getting old and pathetic. You’ve got to prepare the Army to take on Frog. Now that sh*t is funny!!!
LOLOLOL Reply:
March 21st, 2009 at 6:18 pm
It’s funny you mentioned Ms. Ed, my dad walked past my screen just now and said the EXACT same thing, lmfao!!! “Why’s Mr. Ed wearing a wig?” ROFL
Gretchen: Stop comparing yourself to Tamra, you’re both lowlife skanks. But in all honesty, she has a much better looking face. Which is saying something since she’s supposedly much older than you.
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March 27th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Ha!!!! Your comment has had me laughing for 5 minutes.. Mr. Ed with a Wig!! Ha!!! I have to get off here. I can’t look at the photo now without laughing so hard, I have tears..
Great I sound like I was defending Tamra, which I wasn’t. Nik these posts are no longer funny. They are boring and predictable. Enough said.
Big Foot is alive! Oh wait that is a picture of Gretchen!
So funny…Irvine Ed….Laguna Larry…Newport Nick… HA
Wow she really looks like a giant beaver with a wig on. Go Tamra!
Nik how long are you going to let this go on for? Please do something about these two, identify them at least… It has gone from mildly amusing to just sad!
We can’t understand why people see/read/post things about Gretchen and, automatically, her “moonies” think/blame it on others, like Jay, Tamra, Vicki, whatever. Who is stupid enough to think they would care, have the time, or technology, to so that? Many people thought Gretchen is/was a fake, and that’s it. Period. The more you people blog and act so naive and defend her, the more attention it gets. Silly… Are you all Gretchen’s family/boyfriends or something? The girl put herself in this position on TV and she is getting the “Anna Nicole” attention that she wants/has been seeking by putting herself and her lies on that show ..The girl has, obviously focused, and lived off of her looks since her teens. She probably had enough boyfriends to pay for all of the surgery. She’ll be in the “Barbie” museum … “Golly Gosh”…
Wow, now Tamra’s loser dad is posting on here. Tamra Waddle spread her legs for everyone in high school. Your daughter is an ugly, jealous wh*re who is now broke.
HA! Good job raising a loser!
From a guy’s perspective there is no comparison, Gretchen is hands down the hottest.
Tamra is one of those women in their fifties who is trying desperately to be young, kinda sad. It’s obvious she wasn’t pretty even when she was young….weird beady cougar eyes, thin lips…..there is nothing attractive about her.
Her body gets worse, just flabby, freckly and leathery…..total turn off. I can’t believe she would even try to compete with Gretchen, she isn’t even in her league.
Tamra wears knock offs, trust me she cannot afford Chanel. She always wears cheap clothes.
Gretchen wears the hottest, trendiest clothes. People magazine loves her and she has fans. The paps don’t even know or care who Tamra is.
Tamra can’t leave her house without hair extensions, she is practically bald just like her fugly, creepy son. Even with a pound of makeup she is still butt ugly.
Gretchen is single and beautiful and can do whatever she wants. Who cares?
Tamra cares because she is jealous because Gretchen has her own money, her own home, is drop dead gorgeous and educated and can have any man she wants.
Tamra is uneducated, unemployed, is broke (county records show they never could afford their house and it’s not even in Coto!), Simon cheats on her all the time. Her creepy son is uneducated and jobless too, like his loser mother.
Gretchen has everything that Tamra wants and she can’t stand it.
I saw this in the news the other day, bet it makes you even more green with envy Tamra, Ha! Ha! Ha!
“GretchenRossi is nominated for the “Woman of the Year” title through the Orange County and Inland Empire chapter of the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. She’s also a nominee for most popular and entertaining individual in a reality TV series for Bravo’s second-annual A-List Awards, occurring April 5.”
HA! HA! HA! Bravo didn’t nominate you for sh*t because everyone hates you and they don’t want your trailer trash fat ass back.
Touche……and btw…..Keep telling yourself that it’ s all Gretchens family and friends supporting her. Whatever helps you cope. I was appalled at Tamras behavior on that show…. just such a negative vibe!! Gretchen on the other hand was fun, and just a sweet, genuine person. Bravo should read the sh#% Tamra has obviously posted on here…shows how “classy” she really is.
1sts, this isn’t her…2nd, everyone can call her a gold digger, but the men she is with has a choice to give out their money or not. If they’re okay with it, then who in the hell cares?!
NorCal Hottie = Lisa on all other Gretchen posts…coindence they both spell immature “inmature” in their posts? I THINK NOT! Stupid Gretchen flamers…
What is so funny is that Tamra is the one who have been giving out thedirty.com to other websites while trying to bash Gretchen. I guess she didn’t realize how many people really hate her.
Boy did it backfire on her, all Tamra haters now come here to bash her. Karma is a funny thing.
I just wanted to say hi to all my fans and say thank you for watching my show. All of the above comments make me laugh. I really am a nice girl. Jay was my friend and he went psycho on me and now that is over. Also his brother Mark use to hit on me all the time behind his back. He is creepy too. Tamra is my friend. Love you Tamra! xoxoxoxo So whoever is acting like me please stop the impersonation. You look like a nutjob. I will be back on bravo next season. So please keep watching. Love to all my fans and thank you.
Tamra now you are pretending to be Gretchen? So sad. Grow up and stop posting on here trying to make yourself look like a friend to anyone. No one buys it.
Wikopedia confirms that Gretchen is NOT a cast member next season. And, it’s not the fault of the other cast (Tamra, Vicki, etc.) that lots of people are really being mean to and trashing. Gretchen made her own bed of lies and is now, still trying to lie in it/make more excuses. It was bound to come out. Everyone just loves blaming it all of Tamra, Vicki, that Jay guy, Slade, etc. Gretchen just continues to put herself out there and flirting, etc., and is creating more drama/gossip.. Maybe she wants to do that and get on some other “fake” Reality show? Who knows?? She’s a great actress and wins people over with her cutesy “Golly Gosh” naive flirting, so she’ll probably be just fine when Jeff’s (money)… the bling, etc. that she could hock for lots of money…and, don’t forget the “GYM” he bought her just before he died.. runs out. She may not have gotten in the will, but, she got enough “stuff” from him to keep going without going back to her “nursing”, “psych” degrees, whatever, she says she has for a “real” job.. My bets on her finding another show or publicity to keep her bills paid.. if Slade/the man of the week.. isn’t paying them?? All of these people who believe her acting are the ones actually paying her bills. Her 15 minutes of fame is increasing due to the publicity. Maybe she’ll be calling Tamra and Thanking her some day? ha-ha… I still wonder if Bravo didn’t stage that whole drama to keep Gretchen in the spotlight when she leaves the show. After all, she has no story/drama now that Jeff died? So, it’s really funny to read all of the followers defend her. Tamra and Vicki are still on the show…but, without Jeff, Gretchen had no story left to tell and act on. That was all probably pre-planned by Bravo and Tamra took the heat with that phone call from that Jay guy.. and Bravo ran with it . After all, the worse Tamra/Vicki look, the more Bravo wants them on the show. Look at the Atlanta wives? They took DeShawn off because she was too nice/normal….
This is a photo of Gretchen.. good, bad, or ugly… it has nothing to do with Tamra, Vicki, or any other member of the OC cast or whatever. Why are people so mean to Tamra and Vicki? Yes, they are characters.. Yes, they made lots of drama, just like Gretchen did.. but, if you hate them so much, then just don’t watch the OC Wives anymore!! Gretchen is off the show next season, so go to whatever show she gets on next and move on!! Why would people be so viscous and make comments about these women’s looks, lives, families, children, and be sooo mean to them? What did they do to you? It’s just the drama they are all supposed to portray for the show.. just like Gretchen’s story did with her and her old, ill fiancee… I feel sorry for all of the kids on these shows who may someday see and read all of these awful, obscene comments from all of you. Yes, these women are all pretentious and self absorbed.. but, some of you are very, very mean and vindictive. it’s as if you were Gretchen’s parents or siblings the way you defend her. Although, I doubt that her family would say such mean things and blame it all on Tamra, Vicki, etc. and say awful things about their lives. kids, homes, looks, etc. Wow.. Some of you people need therapy.
Irvine Reply:
April 6th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
You need therapy, these are not nice women. This show is a joke.
I hope that bravo has read all of the comments trashing Tamra and Vicki, etc., because it will show that the Housewife Shows have turned into another cult following by people who are too young to relate to women that are over 30. The majority of the awful, vulgar comments have been degrading the women who are not “totally hot” , tanned fake, perfect, young fake babes after anything more than a huge house and money. That’s fine,. I just think that Bravo needs to realize by these blogs that these Housewife shows have turned into shows with very young viewers who are only interested in who looks the hottest, who has the most bling, the biggest house, and who looks the “youngest” /has the most money. Older viewers who have actually had a life, a career, a family, a husband, a wife, and life experiences are not interested in who looks the “hottest”… who has the biggest engagement ring, and who has the “real” boobs, perfect b butt, and man with the most money. The young viewers are and will be until they get married, have kids, and have to survive in a world that these shows are creating as the role models for women/marriage. Talk about “dysfunctional” families? These shows are not great role models for the young people who are thinking they are all going to do better just by their looks/marrying rich men… Bravo has created a monster!!!
It’s my understanding that yes…events (locations) are staged in the Housewives show, but dialogue is not. Looks aside, the viewers dislike of Tamra stems from her treatment of others. She is the reason this blog is even here. Have you seen the other “women” (loose term) on this website?? Huuuge fake boobs hanging out…tons of makeup…. Gretchen doesn’t belong here..she’s nothing like that. And yes, at the end of the day, what matters is who you are INSIDE.
In case you have been living under a rock for the past few months the support for Gretchen has been overwhelming.
What Gretchen does in her personal life does not affect anyone but herself and her family…….”us” as you like to say and Tamra should not care whatsoever who she dates as she is single and free as a bird.
Jeff’s family have backed her up too and if she were a gold digger she would have married him in the hospital.
The only person who should be ashamed of their antics is TAMRA….let’s see……wearing nasty lingerie showing her gross flab (her poor kids having to see their mom looking like a prosititute on tv), exposing her little children on a reality show, taking her kids on a “booze cruise”, getting drunk NUMEROUS times in front of her kids, grabbing her husbands balls, the list goes on.
Let’s not forget her foul trailer trash mouth either, she curses all the time in front her her kids!
This woman is a horrible mother and does not even belong on this show.
Bravo needs to pull Tamra off this show, she is trash! Gretchen has class and is a wonderful, kind person. It’s very obvious that Bravo fans agree.
Gretchen for sure will be on next season because she is the most popular housewife (bravo even nominated her for an award as most popular). She is the reason the ratings went through the roof.
Tamra is the one with no morals, not Gretchen.
Did anyone else HONESTLY feel really cheated/duped when they found out about the “real” Gretchen??? But then reading these blogs, and seeing that Tamra is still friends with someone as angry with the world and as self-centered and ugly (inside and out) as Vicki, (as demonstrated CLEARLY by her treatment of both her husband the whole series, and also her temper towards Lynn whilst Lynn was in tears on the stage at the reunion special, who turns someone else’s tears into something about THEMSELVES? what an arrogant nutjob VICKY is, and I hope people stop and boycott those worthless seminars of hers- what do they teach people, how to be completely self absorbed and alienate the REST OF THE UNIVERSE IN THE PROCESS? If Tamra were not “BFF’s w-Vicky”, perhaps I would think differently of her. It s very hard not to think ill of anyone who can easily or readily associate themselves with such a harbinger of ill will towards anyone who does not wish to dedicate all their attention to that droopy eyed, floppy jowled rabid dog that is Vicky!
im sorry but sammi is right on! Vicky is the pitts! she does have jowls too! there was a cartton character, i think he was “droopy dog” or “deputy something or other” i cant recall his name……vicky looks just like that character though, the effing spitting image! evil witch- Donn could do better, im sure Gretchen would console him! LOL. Donn could divorce “Icky Vicky” and take half of her “L.I.F.E.w-Vicky” empire fortune and then hook up with Gretchen and share the money with her! That would be poetic justice! and especially if Donn gave Gretchen an insurance policy and made her the sole benefactor like Icky Vicky was trying to pressure her into doing with Jeff on his death bed! That would be great, Kharma is a b*tch Vicky! God does not like ugly, and by that ugly look on her face throughout the whole show, except for when she does her fake “whooots” she can tell its coming her way and soon, too! “Can we get a “whoooo” Vicky?/????
Wow and Mean (vicki & tamra),
This has nothing to do with viewers who want to see perfect bodies and youth. People love Jeana and she is older than both of you, no one is slamming her. You just don’t get it do you?
Vicki hit on her girlfriends husband, “my boobs want to come out and play” disgusting, disgusting! She is a wh*re and completely disrespectful to Don, Lynn, her kids. She drinks all the time and flirts with anything that moves. No family values or morals there.
Tamra gets drunk in front of her kids all the time, sicks her date raping creepy son on a woman obviously in distress (let’s see how sober she would be if Simon were dying, what a b*tch!), tells her daugther to shut up, never spends time with her kids, treats the other housewives like crap too.
So I ask you, WHERE exactly do you see any morals in Vicki or Tamra, they are disgusting and low class.
Tamra is even worse for putting her small children in a reality show……that is the low of the low. Who does that?
Gretchen treats her dogs better than Vicki and Tamra treat their families and Gretchen has NEVER been disrespectful to one person on that show, never. She has class.
So it’s actually the viewers who are sick of slime that are fed up with vicki and tamra.
Zebra Reply:
July 5th, 2009 at 5:34 am
Cali, well written, I agree with you. Gretchen has learned her lessons the hard way, and she was younger when those pictures were taken, and I am sure she regrets it. However, Tamara does not have any class but brags about how great and wonderful she is which takes away from what beauty she now has.
YES, this IS Gretchen prior to her massive make over! I know, because I’ve met her several times before she looks the way she does now! Major weight loss (lipo), lip injections, and much more! She was a wanna be and still is a wanna be! It’s amazing what numerous layers of make up can do! Her personality is just as ugly as her look her prior to the major amounts of money it took to get the look she sports now!
major joke, who cares if it is Gretchen? This girl in the pic is STILL hotter than Tamra.
But mainly she is hot now so who cares? Wow, jealous much?
who cares Reply:
March 27th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Cali.. Why do you talk about “Tamra” in every sentence. This is Gretchen’s photo and the blog is about Gretchen. It’s not about Tamra or any other person in the world. Get off it.. You’re sick,…..
Gretchen is hot. You jealous haters need to get a life.
TO OC GIRL….WE, JEFF’S FAMILY, HAVE NOT BACKED GRETCHEN SO DON’T PUT INFO OUT THERE THAT ISN’T TRUE.
Jeff’s family gave an explicit interview in which they stated that Gretchen and only Gretchen cared for him since everyone lived so far away. It also said she did a wonderful job caring for him. I have not seen a new article since.
Nice try Tamra.
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March 27th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
There is a good article on “Reality Tea”. It is a legit. letter from one of Jeff’s family members. I read it today, March 27.
Tamra is a big time losers for posting on here. She keeps trying to slam Gretchen only to cover up how evil she really is.
Notice how nurturing Gretchen was towards Lynne when she was crying? She is a naturally warm person. Notice how incredibly stone cold vicki and tamra were? They don’t care who they hurt, they are heartless and cold.
Tamra neglects her children all the time, tells her 2 year old to shut up. It is obvious she is not connected to her kids at all, it’s sad. It’s like she doesn’t even know her own kids.
I will never forget the 1st episode when Tamra said her first paycheck (and only) went to HERSELF. Not her children…….no half decent mother would ever do that!
And they are flat broke and she knew that back then but do you think she would have put money into college funds for them? Of course not, it’s all about TAMRA.
She is a selfish, horrible mother who is psychotic. I truly feel bad for those kids having such a low life for a mother.
The only reason that our daughter said anything was in an attempt to stop the negative stories about her Dad which hurt her a lot. The “family” has not given an explicit interview so you have no idea what you are saying OC girl. Jeff expressed to everyone here, his family, that Gretchen was not around half the time she tried to portray to the family (not to mention in front of the camera) that she was and he also found out she was, in his words to me back just before he passed away, “a tramp” and “liar” and believe me, had he survived, he would be in her company.
My message to OC girl is to stop talking out of your ass and if I didn’t know better, I’d almost think this was Gretchen herself writing this crap or one of her ignorant friends if she has any.
Correction….he would NOT be in her company today had he survived.
One other thing to OC girl…..Gretchen probably doesn’t know how to even spell class and she’s no class act.
The Family (Tamra) You are the only person on here talking out of your *ss. If you are the real family then tell the truth to the press. What’s the hold up? I highly doubt Jeff’s family even comes on this website.
It’s pretty obvious Tamra and her family keep posting neurotically on here. Get a life.
To oc girl…….you must be high. I’m telling the truth but seems that the truth hurts where you and some others are concerned. Apparently you haven’t been doing your reading elsewhere because I have spoken previously. I’ve never met Tamra but did see the reunion show and was glad she called Gretchen out even knowing there would be backlash for it. If Tamra reads this…..way to go from all of us in Michigan and elsewhere.
All of us that know Jeff, know that he had his own personal demons but I will say that even given his issues, he still had standards when it came to women and Gretchen didn’t nor ever will measure up to those.
puuuuleaze. If you are who you say you are then why not clear everything up? If you are so concerned with the “truth” then go ahead and tell it to the press with your name on it.
But regardless of who cheated on who it still does not excuse Tamra’s repulsive behavior. She is 10 times worse than anything Gretchen is accused of doing.
You have no idea what you’re talking about and because the OC likely stands for Orange County then I think that speaks volumes in itself. Listen….I don’t need to clear anything up for anyone. You getting on this blog and writing about Gretchen is one thing but you write about my family (which, by the way, was brought to my attention by someone else close to Jeff) that you know nothing about, you act all disturbed because you’re not hearing what you want to hear. The fact that you can’t understand that my family doesn’t support Gretchen isn’t my problem…..it’s yours. I’m writing here in order that other readers have an opportunity to hear from someone that does know exactly what’s gone on to some degree and that in no way do we support that leach/bottom feeder and to clear up any and all misrepresentations made by you. Hopefully you’ll stop writing about families that you know nothing about. Also, it wouldn’t hurt you to get over your obvious extreme jealousy of Tamra which is sickening and based on what you write, you almost have me believing that you’re Gretchen. Just relax…..and have yourself another drink or a fifth. Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day for you.
That bitch looks like gretchie! at first I thought it wasnt her but then I looked close and the big manly face it kinda looks like her!
I hope the family does give an interview with their name on it. I hear that Gretchen did a lot of horrid things in the hospital. Maybe it’s time to get all the information out there and be done with it.
Was it Jeff that ponied up the $$$ to turn Gretchen into his own personal Malibu Barbie?
She did do a lot of horrid things in the hospital and I saw some of it first hand.
Family Friend Reply:
March 26th, 2009 at 10:28 am
Please have a family spokesperson who did not sign a contract with BRAVO come forward and set the record straight. Jeff had P.I. follow Gretchen and Jay. He learned the truth about her cheating just before he died . . . He was not OK with it as some seem to imply.
Anonymous Reply:
May 15th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
You saw some of it first hand? So you know Gretchen and Jeff
The Family it is SO obvious you are Tamra. Really pathetic. Jeff’s family gave an interview backing Gretchen which I know burns you up.
It burns you up that Bravo fans voted Gretchen the most popular for the A list awards.
It burns you up that she is a kind, giving person who would never hurt anyone.
You are truly twisted and evil. Your jealousy is sick, you seriously need to get help.
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March 27th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
What article did YOU read? Read the one that came out today saying what Jeff’s kids thought of her. In fact, the “Lizzy” girl on the show isn’t even Jeff’s daughter!! She’s a friend of Jeff’s daughter..Read it at: “Reality Tea” site.
It’s pretty interesting. I feel sorry for these kids on these shows.
Gretchen is a Ho
Lisa Reply:
March 26th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Tamra….you really need help. You have no respect for Jeff or his family. Let him rest in peace…… maybe someday you will have to care for someone who’s dying.
Although you seem far too self centered and heartless to make that choice. Grow up…”woman”
Wow, after reading these comments (90% Gretchen), it couldn’t be more obvious the woman needs help.
Gretchen: Keep telling yourself that Tamra is behind each and every comment, you delusional heifer. Criticizing her behavior will never justify your own. The people you chose to associate with (Jay, Slade, etc) speak volumes about the kind of person you are. I used to think you were a sweet person when I watched the show, but now I can see you’re as ugly and shallow on the outside as you are within. At the end of the day, you’re no better than Vicki or Tamra. If anything you’re worse.
Chris Reply:
May 15th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
You actually think it Gretchen or Tamra posting, come on don’t be so nieve?
She (Tamra) isn’t behind every comment….but cmon, some of the comments left are from people who are so obviously behind the scenes. Information that we (as viewers) would never know, also written in the same fashion. Again, wasn’t Tamra behind pics being sent the thedirty to begin with? Keep that in mind.
There’s a very good article on “Reality Tea” site today. There is a letter that was written by Jeff’s ex. wife, Sharon. She is the mother of Jeff’s 3 kids. Read it. It clears up a lot of things.
Lisa Reply:
March 27th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Yeah, that’s a real fair view I’m sure.(sarcasm) Ex, being the key word.
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March 27th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Well, they were HER kids that were put through this media circus. I don’t think she would be speaking up and writing anything that was not true, especially when it’s about her own kids. If you can’t see or understand that, then you really are obsessed with Gretchen and wear blinders. You must be in love/lust with Gretchen .
So..when people disagree with you, they’re gay, or blind?
Adults agree to disagree.
She must of had an extreme makeover….she was and still is BRUTAL!
Why does anyone care what Gretchen does with her life? She never set out to hurt anyone it seems. I read that the other lady on the show Tamara is the one who is behind this dirt being sent to websites. To me, that is the person trying to hurt someone. Why would you do that? I think there is definately jealousy involved here.
Chris Reply:
May 15th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
You got that right it’s pure jealousy from miserable people. When your not happy you don’t want anyone else to be. Plain and simple
She does look better than Tamara. there is no plastic surgery and if I remember correctly Tamara says she cannot go near a plastic surgeons office without getting something done. I do not think that Gretchen had any heavy work done at all. People change overnight if you get it right.lol. This woman is still better looking than flotation and no moderation Tamara. BTW Jeff is dead so who cares what this woman is doing or whatever? goldiggers make great tv. I could not turn away when Britney was doing her thang. I cannot turn away from Bravo and their morally substantial shows.lmao.
Reality tea clears nothing up. sharon is selling her story to the national enquirer as is photubes. Jen Beitzel was on rock of Love, and Jeff signed on the dotted line to expose himself and his kids to come what may. Guess what? come what may is here. Gretchen knew what could happen she is going to capitalize on this supposed scandal and all she will hear is cha ching. All day errrday. cha ching. It does not matter what she supposedly did. Sharon dont know the hwole story either. She was not part of Jeff and Gretchens relationship. She knows what they wanted her to know. I could care less. I am just amazed at how people actually take this shiyat seriously. I laugh my a s s s off at you. You know who you are.lmao. nuggets lil nuggets. she is the epitome of morality she is. Go to T m z someone who takes shi yat real serious like some on here threatened Vicki’s life.lmao. Is it that serious? Reality tv people. Enjoy the trainwreck. Do not take it seriously.lmao
…..Vicki says i want to let them out..lol tamra grabs simons peter!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleared it all up for me! LOL
Looking at Tamra’s son,I would never know that they are related in anyway.
I would like to see how all of you look in real life. Mean spirited, hiding behind computer screen names…
Think of all the dying men or rich men she conned to get her surgeries. I give her 5 yrs and she will look like Joan Rivers. No offense to Joan, just saying.
Real Girl Reply:
April 22nd, 2009 at 1:33 am
Tamra already does have that Joan Rivers look. Way too much make-up doesn’t look good.
Anyone know of any other old men she has preyed on? That pic is her! ahaha fugly!
Chris Reply:
May 15th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
It is her, same chin same long in the face. same features, just chubbier. You can sooooo tell it’s her
What man on his death bed has his girlfriend followed by a PI ? That story is not believable.
NO, that is NOT her. Why are you continuing to lie about this? It is not even close to looking like her.
It looks like Gretchen in the chin area. She has the same strage features that Gretchen has. Even though I don’t think Gretchen is very pretty, she still blows Trailer Park Tamra away
I can totally see how that is her in the before picture.
I think she is gorgeous now…I guess I was right when I watched the show. I said - Who is born that perfect?
Damn! I wish I could finance a face!!!
Great plastic surgeon!
Gretchen is nothing but a 1st class hooker looking for the next SUPER SIZED WALLET! Kudos to her for using her looks to get her everything though. If Gretchen would have gotten with Jeff after he was sick that would be a different story,( he wasn`t sick until they dated a year). Then she would be just a total sk*nk 3rd class hooker ,lol. Not like there isn`t a million more women that do or look for the same thing, the BIG M (money). Guy can be 5 ft. tall and fugly as hell but still get the most beautiful young women. Anyone that doesn`t know this to be true about Gretchen after everything that has come out about Jay and now Slade isn`t very smart. Not to mention the note that Jeff`s ex wife put out. Yes she might be biased but don`t think she is going to lie about what her kids feelings are towards Gretchen. Jeff was no dummy and I am sure he realized why this beautiful woman 25 years younger than him was with him, he didn`t care she made him happy! There is no way in the world that Tamra or Gretchen are ugly especially for their age group. Like to see what you people look like that keep spewing such nonsense. I`m a pretty decent looking 45 year old man and compared to most women I see in their 40`s she is right up there at the top and I am talking overall, face, figure, and such. Sure she wouldn`t look as good without the help she has had from the dr. but to say she is ugly is ridiculous, same goes for Gretchen! For Gretchen to be cheating on her fiancee while passing away in the hospital is horrendous! Tamra had every right to point that out to everyone to show what kind of person Getchen is, pisses me off and I don`t know Jeff. Tamra might be far from perfect but to bash her over that is wrong! That`s just my honest opinion on this matter, I`m sure others will differ. Can`t wait until next season,lol.Gretchen is nothing but a 1st class hooker looking for the next SUPER SIZED WALLET! Kudos to her for using her looks to get her everything though. If Gretchen would have gotten with Jeff after he was sick that would be a different story,( he wasn`t sick until they dated a year). Then she would be just a total sk*nk 3rd class hooker ,lol. Not like there isn`t a million more women that do or look for the same thing, the BIG M (money). Guy can be 5 ft. tall and fugly as hell but still get the most beautiful young women. Anyone that doesn`t know this to be true about Gretchen after everything that has come out about Jay and now Slade isn`t very smart. Not to mention the note that Jeff`s ex wife put out. Yes she might be biased but don`t think she is going to lie about what her kids feelings are towards Gretchen. Jeff was no dummy and I am sure he realized why this beautiful woman 25 years younger than him was with him, he didn`t care she made him happy! There is no way in the world that Tamra or Gretchen are ugly especially for their age group. Like to see what you people look like that keep spewing such nonsense. I`m a pretty decent looking 45 year old man and compared to most women I see in their 40`s she is right up there at the top and I am talking overall, face, figure, and such. Sure she wouldn`t look as good without the help she has had from the dr. but to say she is ugly is ridiculous, same goes for Gretchen! For Gretchen to be cheating on her fiancee while passing away in the hospital is horrendous! Tamra had every right to point that out to everyone to show what kind of person Getchen is, pisses me off and I don`t know Jeff. Tamra might be far from perfect but to bash her over that is wrong! That`s just my honest opinion on this matter, I`m sure others will differ. Can`t wait until next season,lol. 1 last thing, now this pic. of her is U-G-L-Y!!! Hard to believe she could have changed so much.
Sorry my comment posted twice together like that. It was long but not that long,lol.
While I think all of us have an issue with her gold-digging fakeness she is all about. Let’s all me completely honest, if you walked into a bar and ordered a drink and she (in current form) said “Let me rock your world, let’s go now - all of you wouldn’t even wait for your drink. Now, I didn’t say any of us would marry her - quite frankly I can’t afford her BUT for one night of me treating her like a farm animal - SIGN ME UP.
Tamara- you ugly a**, skeezy, plastic bit*c- you should quit hating on poor Gretchen. I’m a fan of the show and it’s CLEAR that you have MAJOR issues when it comes to raising your oldest son…that guy is one date rape away from Avenal State Prison…what a prick! Your current “husband” clearly can’t wait to OJ simpson you Tamara or divorce you- oh wait community property state in the OC so THAT wouldn’t work too well for his portfolio!! Gretchen is clearly someone who took advantage of a situation which presented itself, as anyone in these rough economic times might…nurse turned girlfriend…steady pay??? Point is, it turned into whatever it turned into and Jeff (rip) decided to leave her enough to merit her returning to “The Real Housewives.” So Tamara, my advice to you is…drug test your kids, service your husband more and your wardrobe less…and just say no to tanning booths because seriously, you’re pushing 50 and you can never be too careful with those artificial UV rays- spray tanning however both moisturizes and pigments?? Gretchen, keep rockin that hot bod however you feel is appropriate. If it’s the liquor talking at the time…you might want to re-evaluate or just say NO to the cell phone cam…other than that, GOOD FOR YOU GIRL! You accomplished the american dream in these desparate, depressing times. ROCK ON!
You are all fortunate not to feel the evil effects of the American economy…so well…Tamara…you should embrace your family and quit being so fuc*ing superficial…Gretchen…you should just fu*k while you can…h**l, who knows, tomorrow we could all be destitute! It’s a SHOW…deal with your families ladies- quit hating!!! Tamara, you should be looking into AARP at your age. Tamara, have a webcam set up while your body lasts!!! F*ck both of you! I love your show!!!!! 
QUIT HATIN ON GRETCHEN!!! VICKI IS THE REAL HO-BAG!
AND…JEANA WAS IN PLAYBOY FOR GOD’S SAKE. No one gives that cow shit for taking her clothes off a billion years ago for money?! Give Gretch a brake man, she’s sshakin, g her money makers, trying to shake off her grief over grandpa’s death! Tamara has a hot stallion of a husband and she complains of marital difficulties?! I say a “nooner” and an egg salad sandwich are all you need honey! PROBLEM SOLVED!!
My last comment was perhaps too exhuberant to post…I think Tamara is a sk**k h* who should be grateful for her beautiful body, home, and family! Gretchen just lost someone she may or may not have loved- only SHE knows that! Point is, she endured to the end so the prize AKA the OC lifestyle should be hers! Don’t worry Tamara, she didn’t have to get naked to EARN that lifestyle…like you and Jeanna did…she got naked DESPITE that life style like a realy society girl should! Rock on Gretchen!!!
Gretchen reminds me of a skankier Scarlette Johansen
Tamara is the Lizard king! She can do anything!
If I had a crackin body like Gretch’s, I would show it on camera WHENEVER POSSIBLE!!! After squeezing out 4 kids, it’s understandable you’d be jealous of that Tamara!
Why do so many say she’s perfect or she’s beautiful? Look at those horrible teeth! She still has that. She can’t even close her mouth, just like Diddy. Honestly, would you want to make out with Didddy- didn’t think so.
Dear Gretchen & Tamra,
You two really are still in high school! I am reading your posts and they sound like this: “I’m the prettiest girl. NO! I’m prettier than you! NO! I look younger than you.” Seriously, girls. Is this what you’re fighting about? I’m prettier than you? Most of us moved on from this in the eighth grade. I KNOW I’m prettier than you two, but what’s even better about me is that I’m not a wh*re like you two!!! I have my own money, and it’s not from being on a TV show that films me waiting on my allowance from my pimp/husband.
TAMRA IS JUST MAD BC HER PSYCHO HUSBAND WONT EVEN LET HER TAKE A DUMP WITHOUT HIM BEING HOME, LET ALONE BEING ON A TOILET IN FRON OF A CAMERA, HAHAHAHA SHE IS SUCH A HATER- HER WRINKLES, ECT, SHES A GOLD DIGGER TOO- HAD HER SON SUPER YOUNG, WAS SUPER TRASHY, THEN GOT KNOCKED UP BY SIMON BC HES RICH. SOOOO HOW IS THAT BETTER THAN GRETCHEN? WACK WHORE.
Yes, Gretchen. Let us establish this: you are BOTH gold diggers. You are BOTH old. You are BOTH average looking, and NEITHER of you has any money of your own. Ah, and you are BOTH making fools of yourselves with your public displays of intelligence (your lack thereof, that is). Without the help of injections, augmentations, and generous men, you could never make it. You should do some smart investing, because in a few years, you will have to work, and anyone who has seen your ’show’ knows that you are neither talented nor smart enough to hold a job that will support your lifestyle. Furthermore, any man who has accrued any wealth of substance will be intelligent. Therefore, he won’ be stupid enough to marry you. Validation of my point: Jeff played you. Now, go to dictionary.com for assistance with the big words.
Vicky is a fat psycho and her son is lazy and retarded. Her daughter must be mortified. Time to get Vic off the show and make room for a real MILF.
Tamara is nasty jealous beyatch. That son of hers is a full goon molester. All taxpayers should demand he be rendered sterile, otherwise it will be a life of food stamps for him and his kids because he is clearly too stupid to ever be gainfully employed. We all dodged a bullet when Nugget died. Tamara is losing what looks she had and it is obvious that is why she hates Gretchen. Looks like Simon is finally clueing in and will soon dump her ass.
Dude man Kenny Rogers was stoked to have Gretchen’s hot ass working him out, part time or whatever, in his final days. Who cares ? If I was old and dying I would be forever grateful to her for the fine servicing.
GRETCHEN HAS SOME REALLY BAD FACE SKIN…THEY NEED TO SHOW A PIC AFTER SHE SCRAPES ALL THAT DAMN MAKE UP OFF….U.G.L.Y….
what is she like 15 in this picture? anyone who doesnt think gretchen is hot today as she looks, then you are 100% forgy.
THAT IS SOOOOOOO NOT GRETCHEN!!! IF IT IS ITS FROM 10 YRS AGO…WHO DOESNT LOOK DIFFERENT AFTER 10 YRS ANYWAY??????? I KNOW I DO FOR SURE!!!
I think all of u need to get a life and start worrying about ur own god damn business wat is this world coming to everyone is obsessed with famous people like WTF is that worry about ur own family and business all of u that watch those shows need a life they’re fake get over it and scripted but tamra and gretchen are good looking women for their age I wouldn’t mind fucking the shit out of them but get a life people come on there’s other important issues we should be worrying about those are rich bitches who will never give a f*ck about any of us and for u guys to be worried about their lives is stupid
I love Gretchen! She is so incredibly gorgeous and intelligent. I soo wish I had her hair and body. This picture is one of Tamra’s immature antics. It’s obvious. This is soo not my Gretchen. FYI: She is not a gold digger. Rock on Gretchen!! Oh, yeah…btw, Slade is a hottie. If you got it, flaunt it.
Oh and Tamra — go back to where you belong — the trailor. You are are so nasty, skanky, and trashy. You are the ugliest housewife — on the inside and out. I love Gretchen, Lynn, and Jeana. xoxo
Why u talkin smack bout Jeana for? Are u for real yo? Yeah, she was in Playboy back in like the late 70s/early 80s. So what? R u jealous? Yah, u iz. Dnt be callin ppl cows. That is like so mean. Jeana is cool as hell. She is probably the sweetest one imo. Not to mention, she’s from Mil-town (MY hometown). There r wayyy too many haterz up on here. Fo shizzle my nizzle.
This does not look like Gretchen…how can we know if this is really her? And if it is so what…she is hot now!!
You are hot on the show as well as this pic!!! Gretchen, I may not be old, BUT may I have ur number? You are so fine, you absolutely blow my mind. That Tamra is an old hag. ‘Can’t stand her. However, it sure is funny watching ya’ll fight sometimes! The show would be boring without the catfights. Ya know? Actually, I take that back. We need catfights + the eye candy. Eye candy = Gretchen. BTW, I forgot to mention this, but I’m a female. lol. Do you swings both ways? I never have, but I’ll make an exception just for you, babe!! ;0)
She sure is hot on the show as well as this pic!!! I think you are smokin’ while Tamra, on the other hand, is solely an old, vindictive hag. May I have your number, Gretchen? I may not be as old as you prefer, but I am rich. However, I must know one thing — Do you swing both ways? I never have, BUT for you, I will make an exception! I <3 u !!
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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
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FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
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Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
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Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
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Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
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Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
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Raisinets: ugly nipples
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Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
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Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
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She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
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Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
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Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
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Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
dude, that is soooooo NOT her! come on\
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yep Reply:
March 20th, 2009 at 9:58 am
lol, yes it is. i can recognize that XL mug anywhere..
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I agree with birdy Reply:
March 22nd, 2009 at 12:27 pm
That does not look even remotely like Gretchen. C’mon, you’re going to have to do better than that!!!
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cherry poppin Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
it does kinda look like her that same red eye shot and hands, long lines around the mouth if its not her it has to be a close relative
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Looks like Rosie: Reply:
April 17th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
She looks like Rosie O’Donnell’s lost straight sister.
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just me Reply:
June 11th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
look at the lips, it is her…..
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