EXCLUSIVE: Terrell Owens Fails Field Sobriety Test **Update**

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Miami, The Dirty | March 24th, 2009

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Exclusive Breaking News: Terrell Owens smiles his way out of DUI when he was clearly drunk.

After partying all night on Saturday at MYNT Nightclub with other NFL players and some local hoochies, T.O. leaves the club at 3:45 a.m. Noticeably impaired by his inability to walk without wavering, Terrell stops to hit on some girls then hops on his yellow Spyder CanAm. Terrell Owens drives only 4 blocks before the cops start chasing him and pull him over. According to source that witnessed the evening’s events, though the cops gave him a field sobriety test there is no way that T.O. should have passed the test. It seems like the Miami Beach PoliceDepartment traded a DUI for his autograph and let him go! The witness assures us that they did not give T.O. a breathalyzer test when he clearly needed one.

I am sure T.O. had something to celebrate at his after hours party back at the Fontainebleau Hilton.  You think after the Stallworth incident, that the Miami Beach PD would take this situation a little bit more seriously.  …to be a celebrity, smile!

**UPDATE:  So three new sources have came forward to TheDirty since we released this story yesterday.

MYNT Nightclub Employee: Stated that Terrell Owens had a bottle of Grey Goose all to himself.

Hotel Employee: Stated that Terrell Owens came back to the penthouse visibly hammered.

Witness Watching Field Test: Stated that Police made her delete all her pictures of Terrell Owens taking the Pen test.



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EXCLUSIVE: Terrell Owens Fails Field Sobriety Test **Update**
  1. March 23, 2009 at 11:30 am

    HB INC says:

    It’s all about the “he said she said.”

    Reply to HB INC
    • March 24, 2009 at 11:14 am

      all about the 2s says:

      WHO CARES

      Reply to all about the 2s
    • March 24, 2009 at 6:53 pm

      Perez Hilton says:

      no way a police officer-at least three different ones at that-all agree to risk their jobs and let T.O. go because he signs an auto! Celebs in Miami are a dime a dozen-I doubt they were star struck!!!

      Reply to Perez Hilton
  2. March 23, 2009 at 11:37 am

    Medium Pimpin (War me having a Doctorate in Bracketology) says:

    THATS MY RECEIVER, LEAVE HIM ALONE.

    Reply to Medium Pimpin (War me having a Doctorate in Bracketology)
  3. March 23, 2009 at 11:47 am

    IbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:

    Typical, a celebrity smiles their way out of a D.U.I., a girl cries her way out of a D.U.I., and a non famous guy gets thrown in the drunk tank. At least he didn’t kill anyone like Stallworth or Little did.

    Reply to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD
  4. March 23, 2009 at 11:51 am

    450 says:

    That’s what happens when you play professional sports, are a professional actor or work for AIG, your let go of the responsibilities the rest of the public is held liable for.

    Reply to 450
  5. March 23, 2009 at 11:51 am

    Pr0ph3cy says:

    Atleast hes not with dallas anymore!!

    Reply to Pr0ph3cy
  6. March 23, 2009 at 11:54 am

    vegasgal says:

    S***, I’m about to pack my bags,leave Vegas and head to Miami. With all these crazy ass football players down there all I’ll have to do is stick my leg out, let TO run over it with his motor scooter and get paid!!!!!!

    Reply to vegasgal
  7. March 23, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    Laddy McFaddy says:

    T.O. that crazy b*tch!! I’ll be sure to link to you guys on this in a few hours.

    Reply to Laddy McFaddy
  8. March 23, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    A-Roid says:

    t.o. is a n*ggr piece of dog sh*t

    Reply to A-Roid
  9. March 23, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    Wopness (Tha Don) says:

    I hope he goes to jail and gets f*cked

    Reply to Wopness (Tha Don)
  10. March 23, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    Lifer says:

    Um, T.O. doesnt drink. Ever. The guy is almost freakish when it comes to his diet. This story is a crock.

    Reply to Lifer
    • March 23, 2009 at 3:53 pm

      dallas douche says:

      Lifer is right. Have seen him out in Dallas numerous times, but he is NEVER drinking. It is well known that he lives by the “my body is my temple” mantra and does not drink.

      Reply to dallas douche
  11. March 23, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Kid says:

    I am sick of this Ni$$er!!! He is a hooker and ESPN is his pimp. Its sickening. FU T.O.!

    Reply to Kid
  12. March 23, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    jLu says:

    HAHA T.O. does not drink he sleeps in an oxygen bed and has incredible physique because of his diet and fitness regime. Check out his fitness book

    Reply to jLu
  13. March 23, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    dallasm says:

    He does not sleep in ab oxygen bed but he NEVER drinks…at bars he drinks water…stop hatin’ on him!

    Reply to dallasm
    • March 24, 2009 at 10:48 am

      Its called says:

      a hypobaric chamber. It is for healing quicker. There is no pressure in the chamber so the blood moves more freely which aids in quicker healing time.

      Reply to Its called
  14. March 23, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    Dirtygirl (the original) says:

    lol, I smiled my way out of a dui, in Scottsdale.

    Reply to Dirtygirl (the original)
    • March 24, 2009 at 10:22 am

      Medium Pimpin says:

      I doubt that this is true. You are a very heavy girl (5′8, 225lbs), so it takes you 10-12 drinks to be over the limit.

      Reply to Medium Pimpin
      • March 24, 2009 at 11:56 am

        Dirtygirl (the original) says:

        What’s it like being a 23yr old man and 52lbs? Lay off the meth. You’re not fooling anyone. You make RR look fat.

        Reply to Dirtygirl (the original)
      • March 24, 2009 at 12:00 pm

        IbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:

        LMAO, and if she is that heavy, I don’t think a smile would cut it.

        Reply to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD
  15. March 23, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    Tyrone says:

    Who gives a sh*t he makes all of us black men look bad he’s a piece of crap and should be a slave

    Reply to Tyrone
    • March 26, 2009 at 3:57 pm

      haha says:

      he doesn’t make black men look bad, Curtis who does the drive-by in Chicago makes u look bad. Or how many black men don’t take care of their babies. Just watch Maury that show is nutz!

      Reply to haha
  16. March 24, 2009 at 10:23 am

    Medium Pimpin says:

    Well now we know why he didn’t show up for the first day of off season workouts in Buffalo.

    Reply to Medium Pimpin
  17. March 24, 2009 at 10:30 am

    The Biz says:

    Who give a sh*t, who gives a f*ck.

    Reply to The Biz
  18. March 24, 2009 at 10:34 am

    DOUGH says:

    You would think he would have a real bike.Not a 18000 peice if sh@#!

    Reply to DOUGH
  19. March 24, 2009 at 10:54 am

    NorthWood says:

    F___ TO.

    Reply to NorthWood
  20. March 24, 2009 at 10:56 am

    WOW says:

    I am glad the article specifies that it was 3:45a.m. in the morning, not 3:45a.m. in the afternoon.

    Reply to WOW
  21. March 24, 2009 at 11:32 am

    DeeWilla the King says:

    TO is the BEST if ALL TIMES!!!

    -The King HAs Spoken-

    Reply to DeeWilla the King
  22. March 24, 2009 at 11:48 am

    bettysue says:

    this is such BS!!!

    Reply to bettysue
  23. March 24, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    OK..... says:

    I can not STAND TO….but this “story” is complete BS.

    How convenient the cops “made” the “witness” erase photos of the HGN test…like that would matter anyways. No cop would “make” you erase pictures of them holding a pen in front of someone…it show NOTHING.

    All these “witnesses” come out of the wood work and notify the dirty, but it is NO WHERE else?

    Gotta love it……”hotel worker”, “night club employee”….”witness” (who by the way if cops “made” the “witness” erase photos of the HGN test why not ALL the photos?

    Also why contact the Dirty if they did that, contact the local news and create a sh*t storm…..I will tell you why…because it is all made up.

    How convenient for the “witness” that there is no “proof”, left because the cops ‘made me erase it”.

    COMPLETE BS.

    Reply to OK.....
  24. March 24, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Venom says:

    Garbage story.
    A total lie.

    Reply to Venom
  25. March 25, 2009 at 5:10 am

    billy says:

    T.O. IS THE GREATEST. GET OFF HIS DICK YOU BUMS LOL

    Reply to billy
  26. March 26, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    ROC says:

    This is a bunch of BS – TO was in DC receiving an award

    Reply to ROC
  27. March 26, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    dan says:

    obvious BS

    Reply to dan
  28. March 26, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    leprechaun says:

    barack will pardon him

    Reply to leprechaun
  29. March 26, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    $$$$$ says:

    who cares not like drunk football players kill people driving, wait they do… TO is black notice how many black athletes have problems in any postions of $$$$, they wonder why COPS stereotype the blacks i do………

    Reply to $$$$$
  30. March 27, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    G Nice says:

    T.O. historically is not the drinking type. As much as I despise him he is a health freak and is not the type to get wasted. If it is true and he got off, good for him. Its ashame Sir Charles didn’t get the same treatment. F**k da police

    Reply to G Nice
  31. March 30, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    Ballin says:

    T O DOESN’T DRINK…I bet he did have a bottle of goose but he drank water while other ppl drank his bottle if anyone watched Hard knocks on HBO they would know all of the Dallas Cowboys siad T O didn’t drink but still had the best parties

    Reply to Ballin
  32. March 24, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    Dirtygirl (the original) says:

    Med Pimpin does not know me or know what I look like. He would never have the chance.

    Reply to Dirtygirl (the original)
  33. March 24, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    Medium Pimpin says:

    Yes I’m a tall skinny f*cker, but hey, I still get laid pretty often. Being 6′5 has its advantages and disadvantages. M*th? Never have or will. Thanks DG, glad that my comment got to you and you felt the need to lash out :)

    Reply to Medium Pimpin
  34. March 24, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    Dirtygirl (the original) says:

    Relax, your comment didn’t get to me. But it’s good to know you get laid pretty often. How much do you normally pay?

    Reply to Dirtygirl (the original)

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