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Posted in Dirty Athletes, Portland, The DirtyExclusive Breaking News: Terrell Owens smiles his way out of DUI when he was clearly drunk.
After partying all night on Saturday at MYNT Nightclub with other NFL players and some local hoochies, T.O. leaves the club at 3:45 a.m. Noticeably impaired by his inability to walk without wavering, Terrell stops to hit on some girls then hops on his yellow Spyder CanAm. Terrell Owens drives only 4 blocks before the cops start chasing him and pull him over. According to source that witnessed the evening’s events, though the cops gave him a field sobriety test there is no way that T.O. should have passed the test. It seems like the Miami Beach PoliceDepartment traded a DUI for his autograph and let him go! The witness assures us that they did not give T.O. a breathalyzer test when he clearly needed one.
I am sure T.O. had something to celebrate at his after hours party back at the Fontainebleau Hilton. You think after the Stallworth incident, that the Miami Beach PD would take this situation a little bit more seriously. …to be a celebrity, smile!
**UPDATE: So three new sources have came forward to TheDirty since we released this story yesterday.
MYNT Nightclub Employee: Stated that Terrell Owens had a bottle of Grey Goose all to himself.
Hotel Employee: Stated that Terrell Owens came back to the penthouse visibly hammered.
Witness Watching Field Test: Stated that Police made her delete all her pictures of Terrell Owens taking the Pen test.
HB INC says:
It’s all about the “he said she said.”
to HB INCall about the 2s says:
WHO CARES
to all about the 2sPerez Hilton says:
no way a police officer-at least three different ones at that-all agree to risk their jobs and let T.O. go because he signs an auto! Celebs in Miami are a dime a dozen-I doubt they were star struck!!!
to Perez HiltonMedium Pimpin (War me having a Doctorate in Bracketology) says:
THATS MY RECEIVER, LEAVE HIM ALONE.
to Medium Pimpin (War me having a Doctorate in Bracketology)IbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:
Typical, a celebrity smiles their way out of a D.U.I., a girl cries her way out of a D.U.I., and a non famous guy gets thrown in the drunk tank. At least he didn’t kill anyone like Stallworth or Little did.
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD450 says:
That’s what happens when you play professional sports, are a professional actor or work for AIG, your let go of the responsibilities the rest of the public is held liable for.
to 450Pr0ph3cy says:
Atleast hes not with dallas anymore!!
to Pr0ph3cyvegasgal says:
S***, I’m about to pack my bags,leave Vegas and head to Miami. With all these crazy ass football players down there all I’ll have to do is stick my leg out, let TO run over it with his motor scooter and get paid!!!!!!
to vegasgalLaddy McFaddy says:
T.O. that crazy b*tch!! I’ll be sure to link to you guys on this in a few hours.
to Laddy McFaddyA-Roid says:
t.o. is a n*ggr piece of dog sh*t
to A-RoidWopness (Tha Don) says:
I hope he goes to jail and gets f*cked
to Wopness (Tha Don)Lifer says:
Um, T.O. doesnt drink. Ever. The guy is almost freakish when it comes to his diet. This story is a crock.
to Liferdallas douche says:
Lifer is right. Have seen him out in Dallas numerous times, but he is NEVER drinking. It is well known that he lives by the “my body is my temple” mantra and does not drink.
to dallas doucheKid says:
I am sick of this Ni$$er!!! He is a hooker and ESPN is his pimp. Its sickening. FU T.O.!
to KidHaole Buddha says:
And the credibility to this story is where?
to Haole BuddhajLu says:
HAHA T.O. does not drink he sleeps in an oxygen bed and has incredible physique because of his diet and fitness regime. Check out his fitness book
to jLudallasm says:
He does not sleep in ab oxygen bed but he NEVER drinks…at bars he drinks water…stop hatin’ on him!
to dallasmIts called says:
a hypobaric chamber. It is for healing quicker. There is no pressure in the chamber so the blood moves more freely which aids in quicker healing time.
to Its calledDirtygirl (the original) says:
lol, I smiled my way out of a dui, in Scottsdale.
to Dirtygirl (the original)Medium Pimpin says:
I doubt that this is true. You are a very heavy girl (5′8, 225lbs), so it takes you 10-12 drinks to be over the limit.
to Medium PimpinDirtygirl (the original) says:
What’s it like being a 23yr old man and 52lbs? Lay off the meth. You’re not fooling anyone. You make RR look fat.
to Dirtygirl (the original)IbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:
LMAO, and if she is that heavy, I don’t think a smile would cut it.
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLDTyrone says:
Who gives a sh*t he makes all of us black men look bad he’s a piece of crap and should be a slave
to Tyronehaha says:
he doesn’t make black men look bad, Curtis who does the drive-by in Chicago makes u look bad. Or how many black men don’t take care of their babies. Just watch Maury that show is nutz!
to hahaMedium Pimpin says:
Well now we know why he didn’t show up for the first day of off season workouts in Buffalo.
to Medium PimpinThe Biz says:
Who give a sh*t, who gives a f*ck.
to The BizDOUGH says:
You would think he would have a real bike.Not a 18000 peice if sh@#!
to DOUGHVenom says:
And yet surprisingly he is still way richer than you.
to VenomNorthWood says:
F___ TO.
to NorthWoodWOW says:
I am glad the article specifies that it was 3:45a.m. in the morning, not 3:45a.m. in the afternoon.
to WOWDeeWilla the King says:
TO is the BEST if ALL TIMES!!!
-The King HAs Spoken-
to DeeWilla the Kingbettysue says:
this is such BS!!!
to bettysueOK..... says:
I can not STAND TO….but this “story” is complete BS.
How convenient the cops “made” the “witness” erase photos of the HGN test…like that would matter anyways. No cop would “make” you erase pictures of them holding a pen in front of someone…it show NOTHING.
All these “witnesses” come out of the wood work and notify the dirty, but it is NO WHERE else?
Gotta love it……”hotel worker”, “night club employee”….”witness” (who by the way if cops “made” the “witness” erase photos of the HGN test why not ALL the photos?
Also why contact the Dirty if they did that, contact the local news and create a sh*t storm…..I will tell you why…because it is all made up.
How convenient for the “witness” that there is no “proof”, left because the cops ‘made me erase it”.
COMPLETE BS.
to OK.....Venom says:
Garbage story.
to VenomA total lie.
billy says:
T.O. IS THE GREATEST. GET OFF HIS DICK YOU BUMS LOL
to billyROC says:
This is a bunch of BS – TO was in DC receiving an award
to ROCdan says:
obvious BS
to danleprechaun says:
barack will pardon him
to leprechaun$$$$$ says:
who cares not like drunk football players kill people driving, wait they do… TO is black notice how many black athletes have problems in any postions of $$$$, they wonder why COPS stereotype the blacks i do………
to $$$$$G Nice says:
T.O. historically is not the drinking type. As much as I despise him he is a health freak and is not the type to get wasted. If it is true and he got off, good for him. Its ashame Sir Charles didn’t get the same treatment. F**k da police
to G NiceBallin says:
T O DOESN’T DRINK…I bet he did have a bottle of goose but he drank water while other ppl drank his bottle if anyone watched Hard knocks on HBO they would know all of the Dallas Cowboys siad T O didn’t drink but still had the best parties
to BallinDirtygirl (the original) says:
Med Pimpin does not know me or know what I look like. He would never have the chance.
to Dirtygirl (the original)Medium Pimpin says:
Yes I’m a tall skinny f*cker, but hey, I still get laid pretty often. Being 6′5 has its advantages and disadvantages. M*th? Never have or will. Thanks DG, glad that my comment got to you and you felt the need to lash out
to Medium PimpinDirtygirl (the original) says:
Relax, your comment didn’t get to me. But it’s good to know you get laid pretty often. How much do you normally pay?
to Dirtygirl (the original)