Firecrotch Douchebag Of ATX
Posted in Austin | March 3rd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: let me introduce you to Austin’s resident firecrotch douchebag, Mackey R*tland. This dude here is an alcoholic c*ke addicted cheater. not only that but he went emo before emo was cool, everyone should feel really sorry for him because he has had such a rough life… so he says. he f*cked up his own life. he sucks and is 30+ still working as a waiter like he was 10 years ago. i don’t know who his current girlfriend is, but i bet he is living with her and not paying any of the bills while doing someone else on the side. i bet he STILL doesn’t even have his driver’s license, which is probably because he can’t stay sober long enough to study for the driving test. and firecrotch is in desperate need of some anger managment classes. oh, did i mention his tiny penis?
Are you sure he’s not into little girls, because that creepy half smirk really seems like he is.- nik
Rufus Xavier Sarsparilla says:
Touch of downs
to Rufus Xavier SarsparillaGoSantaClara says:
Totally. LOL. More than a touch, though.
to GoSantaClaraKatie says:
how does a firecrotch go emo
to Katieword says:
i think i saw him stealing that outfit off a homeless dude on Congress
to wordHAHA says:
gotta love a mooch who cheats on you too. i think people like this should be put down.
to HAHAJoshua says:
ALL I SEE IS fat GOOFY AND UGLY ALL ROLLED UP INTO ONE UGLY DUDE
to Joshua