THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl has such fat arms, she looks like a hippo!! Look at that cellulite on her arms! haha, fat a$$!!! And, Cinny is way gross too.
Nice shirt Cinnamon Twist… I can tell by the look in his eyes that he played Hungry Hungry Hippo when he was younger.- nik
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Really? Fat arms? Hippo? That’s the best the poster could do? Sounds like someone has too much time and/or jealousy on their hands.
WHATS THAT CRAZY ASS WH*RE DOIN IN THE BACKGROUND, I MEAN BESIDES PICKIN COKE BOOGS
I thought that was pretty funny. You’re just pi$$ed off because you know its true!
This guy is so gross. Quit posting his ugly a$$.
FYI I’m sure Christian meant to call you back, he lost your number. Well actually, your smelly vagina was a definite turn off, so he lost your number on purpose. .
Good over it hun, no guy wants tuna fish for breakfast,lunch and dinner. Ever heard of “summers eve”. it’s sold at every major grocery,pharmancy, damn, even local gas stations sell it!
FYI I’m sure Christian meant to call you back, he lost your number. Well actually, your smelly vagina was a definite turn off, so he lost your number on purpose. .
Get over it hun, no guy wants tuna fish for breakfast,lunch and dinner? Ever heard of “summers eve”. it’s sold at every major grocery,pharmacy, damn, even local gas stations sell it!
GROSS!!!!! This guy is SO gross, come on now, no one really thinks this guy is good looking! The only ladies he gets are desperate, fat (as seen in the pic above), ugly, nasty, drunk and on drugs probably! Oh yeah, and obviously they have low self esteem.
The drugs are the key, Cinny is known to use X to make a “no” a “yes”
You sound like the one who couldn’t get in with your fake ID. He’s not bad looking at all. Not sure what type of taste you have. Probably for the ghetto type from the sound of your comment
He’s not bad lloking? He looks like a fat beaner witha sevenhead and spider sides
Really, lets focus on what’s wrong with this pic, not the noodle…
Cinny’s shirt is a la Whitesnake, circa 1982. I can’t believe his mom let him walk out of the house that way!
This is probably the “Naked Sushi” night that Cinny recently threw where the naked model didn’t even bother to show up. GREAT JOB, CINNY!!
The douche “Joshua” putting in his 2 cents, because that’s all he has in his pocket along with his charged back credit cards . You coward, why can’t you tell this dude your thoughts directly? Stop being a wuss posting him over and over. dam negro, your hating on this dude like a lil biatch
I’m a promoter in Houston, and lemme tell you, this cat is a JOKE! His events are lame! I heard about the whole Naked Sushi night, peeps were mad pissed!! He’s on the way out, thats tha word on tha street.
I’ve never heard of your lame ass. Since you have the time to hate on this dude, why don’t you use your freee time to promote your ghetto club. I’m sure with a name like Carlos, you probably promote Toc bar in downtown. ha
Your boys over at Club 26TEN watch this site, CT, so be careful…your reputation is taking a beating and Imma be there to spruce up the attendance when yopu get tha boot (which is coming). and there aint gonna be no underage drinkers in tha house. Thats yor crowd!!
Promoters are joke in case you don’t know. You could be the next Cinny haha.
Man CT, I got this one baby. Yo PePe, I mean Carlos, You ignorant pathetic Mexican grease monkey. First of all, If you knew anything about promoting, you would know that there is NO such thing as bad publicity. The more you spread the word about someone or something, the more exposure they receive. Second of all, CT has been promoting longer than you probably have been legally able to drink alcohol.LEARN FROM THE BEST OR HATE LIKE THE REST. You don’t know jack sh*t about throwing a party. Hitting pinatas & drinking cold coronas with your family doesn’t count Pedro, I mean Carlos. HAHA!
Aim high! lol. Stupid promoters.
Christian has been promoting for over 5 years, what makes you think your stupid little comment will make a difference? so funny, get a reality check on the real dude.
well what did he do with the first 35 years of his life, then??
This guy is 40 years old??? He told me he was twentysomething on myspace!!
omg do you believe everything you read?
You say that like promoting for a living is something to be proud of.
So funny how this fool Carlos calls himself a promoter because he’s on myspace with X amount of friends. I don’t personally know CT but I heard of him and his parties. wheter it’s a good or bad reputation I ‘ve heard of him. so there you go! This carlos guy could be 1 of the million Carlos in the country. Aint that real?!? Hilarious!
Fat arms, r u serious? Sounds like the person that posted this has a beef with the chic in the picture. Did she take your bf?
Fat arms with cellulite on them!! UGH! Gross. Get a trainer, fatty.
What does “has a beef” mean, dumb a$$?! I think you meant looks like this girl has had “a beef” taco TOO many! ha
i know this girl. he name is LEXI. I think she is 17 actaully. her moms a stripper with leather for skin and boobs that have been done 387129378 times. she married a rich guy in kingwood that is now her stepdad. her x- boyfriend is a k-fed wannabe who has a drug problem and no job…
classic….
oh yea,
and shes a giant sl*t. like tryin to throw a hot dog down a hallway
Who the EFF is this guy. Why is on here? But this chick has a face you just wanna f*ck!!!!!
Lexi posted this about herself..give it up transvestite, we all know you make fake posts like sleezy EZ, about how hot you are..Your only a wannabe titti dancer! Underage hooker who tries to get pregnant from Tommy Lee to money out of him!
Spurs Fan is rubbing one out, while crying over the Spurs 2 point loss to the Rockets.
Do noodles like Ford Fusions?????
She looks like she gives a good hand job….
Watch out, Jose (I mean Cinny) is pissed off now. Everyone make sure you get a pic of him at his next event…but he’s gonna be camera shy!!
I’ll be there Cinny, lurking in the shadows…
he says he’s going to be “lurking in the shadows” watching you Cinny.. WTF! LMAO Sounds like you have a stalker issue dude. I think u need to call out the pest control to stomp on this bug? Hit me up.. I’ll do it for FREE
Hey Cinny!! Nobody’s fooled by your comments.
Nobody, as in, yourself? good choice of words…
Guys. Short chubby girls like this will always grow up to be short FAT women. Look at the mom if you get a chance.
Cinny’s going to look like John Goodman if thats the case.
Christian M*lano at 5:45pm March 24
I’m no longer displaying my event pics or any kinds of pic for that matter due to all the media slandering & the internet scandal I’m dealing with. I’m also deleting my Facebook & Myspace acct soon. So anyone who wants to keep in touch with me or what events I’m promoting. Leave me your number. I’m officially a little b*tch now.
Thank God!!! Delete yourself from this city as well, please!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Thats funny as Hell!
for stalking this guy. why don’t you marry him you faggit. I’ve never known a guy who has so many haters like yourself stalking his every move. I don’t blame him for deleting his profiles. I would too!
lol that dude can not dress, he has no sense of fashion whats so ever, looks like he’s wearing the same style of shirt on every post. pathetic!!
Cinny Twist’s homosexuality and repulsiveness should not affect others’ perception of the girl pictured above. I think she is quite attractive and that the emiler is jealous of her good looks…and believe me, I hate seeing hippos and sows in the club as much as anyone.
AGREED. Another innocent, cute girl (like Swain) dragged down by this reject. She’s not bad at all. I’m sure she didn’t taint her vagine with Cinny’s little baby dick.
ABOUT THE INNOCENT BYSTANDERS!
I hooked up with this tard when I was like 17…big mistake…I was wasted but thats no xcuse! anyway, he’s hung like a baby in a tub of ice!!
HAHA!!
I admit that I too have been with him and he DOES have a TINY weiner!! Itty bitty good for nothing!
I can look at a guy and tell if he has a small d*ck. The ladies know what I’m talking about…and this guy screams thimble!
if you people said he was hung like a horse. you would believe it too. This is a forum. 99.9 percent of the stuff said are lies. Moving on.
With a face like his, I can see why being hung like a horse would make perfect sense…but thats overshadowed by the femininity by his blouse
Oh I forgot to mention. My Vagina is 12 inches in diameter. And my but hole is half of that. =)
i’m REALLY sick of seeing this dude on here. I’ve seen him out, and even at the grocery store.. seems like a nice guy so get a life already people jeeeezus. First, since when is a ford fusion a bad car? Who gives a crap, at least he doesn’t have to take the bus… what the hell do you drive? and Second, this chick is cute and definitely alot better than the ghetto hood trash that’s been posted under ‘Houston’. Like I said, don’t know either nor have I been to any of his parties but I’m just reading these comments like anyone else bored at work and that’s my opinion.
I’m done.
What does a Ford Fusion hav to do with anything?
its the sweet car cinny drives, to compliment his awesome living situation (parents house)
Wow, thats some sh*t!! Poor guy!
HE LIVES IN A CONDO OFF OF BERING IN THE GALLERIA MORONS. I’VE BEEN THERE. YOU PEOPLE ARE RIDICULOUS
whats his adress? I want to send him a new blouse, some dexatrim and a “What Color is My Parachute” book…look it up.
lmao.
I was at Cinny’s “Lav*sh Nights Naked Sushi party”. What a BUST. We all stood around ALL NIGHT LONG and waited for the naked sushi model to show but it never happened. He didnt even give refunds.
How can you screw up promoting? Any fool with a grade school education could do it! But not Cinny boy…
Get your info straight jack ass..before you come here making false accusations. First of all, Christian held 2 different sushi events, the first one, the model was paid but never showed because she got caught up at the Rodeo on another job assignment. So christian made it up to everyone who expected the sushi model that night, and rescheduled her for the following week. I was there, i work there, so I am a witness that YES the sushi model did show up the second time around. And to your statement about refunding money…what money idiot? WE DID NOT CHARGE ANYONE THE FIRST NIGHT THE SUSHI MODEL DID NOT SHOW. Sushi is served upstairs all night long. so if you paid for sushi, tan you got sushi. The Sushi model wasn’t an additional cost for customers. So please take your ridiculous accusations and stuff them up your @ss.
Didn’t know bar backs could type in English.
Que??
SO exactly how many times has Mr DP begged to promote at your club. lf wanna see some hippos and sows, then desirousparty david is for you!
“I work at Club 26ten” BLAH BLAH BLAH!! You are so all over his c*ck.
Promoters bring business to the club.. why wouldn’t I support him? Besides that, he never did anything to me. All this crap I read is exactly what it is. Crap! He’s kool people . And yea I’ll defend him anytime..anyplace you little punk.
she fine i would let her do me all nite
What a douche!
He’s cute! You guys are totally jealous!
He’s cute??!! Jealous?!! ha, you’re going to make me pee my pants darlin.
darling? I’m not your darling. Will you be so kindly and re frame from calling me what call your bastard child?
darling.
I am concerned that, like many others who have commented on this site, …. I had no idea it could be so brutal. To engage in this slander is not only evil, but ruthless and wicked. Since slander is defined as “a malicious, false, and defamatory statement or report”, I clearly DON’T engage in slander because I strongly believe in ” Karma”. I’m certain this person has not committed any crimes or harm to anyone to deserve such malicious treatment. I researched this individuals background, and my findings were that of “entertainment”, nothing more, … nothing less. People of the entertainment field should NOT be mistreated because of their socialite status. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for contributing to these acts of cruelty and defamation of character. Especially if you DO NOT know this person on a personal level. If I had the power to throw ALL of you behind bars, I’d gladly do it with no regrets. People of your natures are commonly known as ” losers”, who shall never achieve goals or success in life. Our society is wrenched with dirt bags like yourselves who take up good space for good people like us. I support this gentlemen, and I DO NOT agree or believe these absurd comments left from you childish, idiotic neanderthals. GROW UP, GET A JOB, … GET A LIFE!
HE LEAVES IN A CONDO WITH ME MY PARENTS PAY FOR AND PAYS HALF THE RENT YEAH WE CUDDLE SO WHAT?
Blahhhhhh!
blahhh between my ass cheeks
hateeeeeersssssssss lexis the sh*t
Lexi smells like sh*t!!! her legs spread open at all the whole room starts to smell like a fish market… super nasty girl…
id hit it
the girl is really small in person..hatersssssssss
yeah shes really small but have u seen her face without make up on? she looks SOOOO gross haha. especially in pictures she resembles a man
lexi’s the nastiest b*tch in clearlake\houston\league city and the only reason im even talkin $hit is cause she had the nerve to post me and my best friend on this stupid site for no reason at all. and she definetly resembles a man hahaha!!!! F*CK YOU BI*CHHHHHHHHHHHH
Damn somebody for real stuck on this boy.
People get a life leave him a lone ther ear ea lot of nasty ppl except him go talk about people that at escobar or pravada u want talk dirty show me real dirt not this !
Lexi is 17 years old and already worn out, torn out, tricked out, like her beat mother. Both of them wh*re the streets to pay their light bill!
I sick of seeing this looser hooser with her wart infested crotch! She always makes up fake posts, taking up for herself like “lexi is so hot” Yea right, a 17 year c*ke addict, fake IDing the clubs, pimping herself out! Next guy to hit it, pull that weave out! lmao hahhahaha
Lexi is a user and the only reason why she is all over Christian, is because she’s desprate to get discovered! She thinks she ups her chances at being Holllywood star!
I hate you cinny you deserve lexi