King’s A Playa

THE DIRTY ARMY: The guy on the left goes by the myspace name r- kelly even though it has nothing to do with his name. Usually posts pictures of himself on myspace without a shirt on hoping to get little girls to comment it. Acts tough and cocky but in his only fight he lost to an amish kid. Overall, he acts like a tool. What do you think nik??
Why would you name yourself after a man who gives golden showers to underage girls?- nik














tooooool!
seriously amador… get off the the dirty
LAWLSSSSS!!!
person who says amador get off the dirty…..lick my balls?
you know you like to see tools like this get ripped on
He thinks he can get girls too but when he does there either, sl*ts, little kids, or normal people when they are too drunk to talk.
Ay he be on the patrol for dem 8th graders ya kow
LOLZ this made my day
and he thinks he can rap, but what kind of rapper writes a rap before a freestyle and tries to memorize it?
some kid named Clint KO’ed that f00l with one rap line, total freestyle. props to that kid fasho
and he fought some kid named ben durkee just because ben slapped him accidentally, and even after numerous asincere appologies, r-kelly and his big ego went to try and pee on amish kid’s face, and got pissed ON instead.
long live ben durkee
ben durkees like popeye except wit turkey
he tried to touch my butt and then kiss me!
who wouldn’t?
He got beat up by an Amish kid? Aren’t the Amish total pacifists who won’t fight or participate in any sort of violence? So he got beat up by a pacifist? That has to suck.
direct quotes from ryan king, NO JOKE TOTALLY SERIOUS,
“i wake up in the morning and want to get bigger.”
“i looked in the mirror and yelled ‘I AM THE KING!!!!’”
“i go to the gym when it’s busiest to show off my muscles.”
“the world is gonna end at 2012, wikipedia said so!!”
so basically he’s a douche. long live ben durkee
yeah im a douche
ben durkee!
sounds like a personal problem
time for round 2!
Hahahahahaha this is Reggie
rkelly also known as rk
gets made fun of eveyday like deeds
that’s my next post hahaha deeeds is way “dirty” then rk
its time for deeds to go on the dirty