Mrs. Alien
THE DIRTY ARMY: According to Alien’s Myspace… she is now “♥ Mrs. Shean ♥ aka ~Lacey C~ ♥ Mrs. Shean ♥ aka ~Lacey C~ “. What do you have to say about that, Nik?
I think it is awesome… I am really happy for her.- nik
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Shoulda put up the nudie pics i sent in a couple months ago of her. All you had to do was just add hearts… Ah well. Wasnt all that great anyways. Needs some +2′s.
Thanks,
Management
i thought you hated her for blackmailong you on myspace! douche!
Wait?? What??
You must have the wrong guy. I just said that I saw her on a porn site butt booty naked with her “pornstar” tat right above her meat curtains. She isnt hot at all and needs some “additions” to her body and also a new head would be cool. DOUCHE!
Thanks,
Management
And P.S. If Nik would put em up with some hearts over the places we dont speak of I will send em in again. Prob wont happen though.
she talked mad shiz about nik and said he had a little pee pee and he still takes up for her ha ha!
Well this picture gives hope to all the ugly/loser wannabe type guys in the world. For the record, I am not one of them.
aw thats cute
He’s lucky, she’s hot, and the thing has a 50-50 chance of working out.
we will give that marriage 3 months, I heard at the bachelor party they wanted to hire a stripper but couldn’t afford one so Alien danced for everyone…
She how does he feel about her sucking other dudes off for money in movies?
Alien is HOT?! Since when trailor trash was considered to be hot??? This world is coming to an end…geeezzzz
haha this is hilarious , she just hooked up with my boy shawn 4 nights ago. shewas drunk and came crying to him the other night so he made her feel good i guess haha
i give it a month lol. her breaking up her friendship with kel was just plain straight immature and weird, but i wish her the best and hope she can get a normal job with those trashy tattoos all over her fingers!
Getting away from Leper was immature?!?!?
I’d say it’s the first sign Alien had some common sense.
Good for Alien, I hope it all works out and she’s happy.
kelli hates that biotch and hope her beby’s daddy gets custody……oh wait.she slept with to many guys she might have to get on maury! lacey is a f*ckin wh*re and no one can stand her in dallas! we are so happy she moved away and got out of kelli d s life!!!!!!!!!!!
tha 2 hoes leper hates……alien and smashly…….no it for a fact!
go back to english class douche!
Amen. tha 2, you’re an idiot.
Wow she has a very ugly face. I can’t imagine without makeup.
nik is gay and i cant beloeve he even got to get either one
You can’t turn a ho into a housewife…especially a porn star…well not really a star just a chick who f*ck’s for cash
Oh Alien….I give it until Memorial Day.
i wonder if he likes staring at her pornstar tat about her V. Bet that’s gonna be great when she develops the FUPA. There’s also the thing about her taking lots of d*ck.
Yo bro, how’s my d*dick taste?
hahhahahahahahahaaa!!! How does 3/4th’s of the United States’ d*cks taste?!!! HOE
I heard she hooked up with that showtime guy.
Obviously he doesn’t know that she’s a WH*RE. Right? Surely if he did he would not be proud to be by her side. No REAL man would be proud to call a wh*re his wife or girlfriend.
she got pregnant or something… ya never know?
that guy must be rich because has ugly as hellll
and btw.. im getting annoyed at this…
HO= HOOKER
HOE= GARDENING TOOL
Femme I am so glad you addressed this, I was getting irritated at these dopes too! It’s not English class but at the very least these people can spell slang correctly! Oh and that dude looks like a knee toucher.
Duh! I wasn’t calling her a HO hooker, I was calling her a HOE that you garden with. Duh, stupid.
Hey, dumb a$$, what is Femme fEtal???
HA!!!!! Nice.
Well it’s obviously a position.
Duh, but I don’t think that’s what the idiot meant.
I saw this chick on the Tyra show talking about being in the porn industry.
I’m sure one day she will regret those tats but as far as getting away from kelli.. lacey that was the best thing you could have done! You guys all act like you all are perfect angels and don’t have regretful pasts.. that’s a part of life and at least she’s trying, unlike kelli, still out there being a wh*re… Good for you Lacey C!!!!!!!
you gives a flying f*ck. canary is better
Good for youLacy. You got your life together, while Kelli is still dopen, drinking and being a loser.
Poor lacey didn’t have a choice but to marry a gay for pay man especially when your on baby number 2 and you have all those disgusting tats its hard finding someone decent you gotta do what you gotta do.
who the heck cares if she ever did porn or if she has tats….first off tats are hot…look at kat von d….and talk smack about this chick all you want shes flippin smokin hot…say what ya want on here runnin ya mouths about her….but given the chance most of the dudes here would hit their knees and thank god that ya even had half a chance ta hook up with someone this hot…..yall act like every day a different playmate is beatin down ya door ta hook it up….well guess what….not any one of you is Hef and neva will be……i know im not….i can be honest with myself…apparantly most of you have a a twisted, retarded world perspective…and dont worry chickys i got somethin for you too….why do yall think that everyone has a buttload of stds and they are the biggest hobag in dallas er whatever yall like to say…..ya only say that cuz your gnarly horseteethed tranny lookin a$$ isnt gettin any from the dudes that are nailin these chicks…..yall been sippin on too much haterade…..fools…im out…..peace
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