THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to the U of A with P Nazi back in the day. Needless to say yesterday was a big day for us. I was down on Mill Ave. this weekend and you won’t believe what happened. I was pretty wasted but I thought I saw Wilbur the Wildcat walking up and down Mill taunting ASU people. I was decked out in my U of A gear and went up to Wilbur putting my arm around him and screaming real loud. Me and my buddies were jumping all over him. I heard a voice from inside say “dude your my boy so chill this costume is fuc*ing hot.” I was like…who is that? and he said “it’s me Steve dude.” When I asked him why in the hell he was doing that he told me “because I get $14 bucks an hour” and jokingly “Wilma(female wildcat mascot) is a real animal in the sack.” Steve sorry for telling everyone bro but I couldnt resist! You know you’re my boy.
I knew it… I saw that Mascot on TV the other day and thought to myself, P-Nazi sure does share a lot of the same mannerisms as Wilbur?- nik