P-Nazi Wildcat
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to the U of A with P Nazi back in the day. Needless to say yesterday was a big day for us. I was down on Mill Ave. this weekend and you won’t believe what happened. I was pretty wasted but I thought I saw Wilbur the Wildcat walking up and down Mill taunting ASU people. I was decked out in my U of A gear and went up to Wilbur putting my arm around him and screaming real loud. Me and my buddies were jumping all over him. I heard a voice from inside say “dude your my boy so chill this costume is fuc*ing hot.” I was like…who is that? and he said “it’s me Steve dude.” When I asked him why in the hell he was doing that he told me “because I get $14 bucks an hour” and jokingly “Wilma(female wildcat mascot) is a real animal in the sack.” Steve sorry for telling everyone bro but I couldnt resist! You know you’re my boy.
I knew it… I saw that Mascot on TV the other day and thought to myself, P-Nazi sure does share a lot of the same mannerisms as Wilbur?- nik
Wilbur is the name of their mascot? really?
that is.. well, for the gays.
Oh really? Gay enough to make it to the sweet 16?? What school do you go to, elementary school?
What were you celebrating on Mill that involved ASU? Other than getting your asses handed to you in a 3 game sweep of baseball, I think they hung 23 runs on you guys in the 3rd game alone!. I’m sure you’re gonna say “sweet 16″ yadda, yadda, yadda, but we all know Chaparral High could have beat Utah and Cleveland St. But hey, $14 an hour, at least we know the going rate for UA Alums in the Phoenix market! Truth hurts…
move out of your parents foreclosing home in the ‘dale and drop your classes @ SCC, NO SWEET SIXTEEN FOR YOU!!!
BEAR DOWN ‘ZONA
I can confirm this is true. On a side note, P Nazi likes to cup his farts in his hands and then bring them to his face quickly so he can savor the scent. A “Peanut Butter Cup”
There goes my dinner. P Nazi for May of Scottsdale!
WHAT??!?!? No effin way! Classic.
Yea its true. I knew Pnazi had the Wilbur gig for quite some time now. He says a side benefit to being Wilbur is that you burn a slew of calories in that suit come july and august when football season rolls around.
P told me that one time he suited up and during the bball game he had to rock a fat deuce. Serious deuce on deck. As a practical joke chase budinger put 4 turbo laxatives in his coffee before the game. So when P went to do a back hand spring he crapped himself in his Wilbur gear. If u look closely, the wilbur suit still has a small turd stain near the tail that the dry cleaners were unable to get out.
On a side note, P is getting his chode pierced with a barbell. He says its the new “in” thing and that everyone is doing it.
THIS GUY IS FUGGIN NASTY LOOKIN
in response to “reality check”, pnazi never actually graduated from the u of a.
And besides, even in asu’s best vasketball season in 25 years, u of a still managed to go further than them in bball. additionally, for their best season since jimmy carter, they blew the pac 10 title so they have nothing to show for it. 1 more thing, our football team is better than yours now. b*tch.
i would do that for 14 bucks an hour
haha times are hard….
actually i woulda done it for less
I don’t buy it
Does P-Nazi have cheek implants?
classic.
Hey “THE DIRTY ARMY”,Sooo I was just curious….how is it that you were talking to Wilbur this weekend on Mill Ave. when he was definitely in Miami, Fl. with the basketall team for the first and second rounds of the NCAA Men’s Basketball tournament??…just sayin’. Maybe you should get your facts straight before you start making claims. And to “egg drop soup”, how would this P Nazi guy burn all these calories in July when I’m pretty sure there are no athletic events during that month?? I’m calling shananigans on this whole thing. This fool ain’t Wilbur!!
i know the real wilbur and this douche bag sure isnt him…maybe hes the backup wilbur
YOU GUYS COUGHT PNAZI IN HIS PLACE OF WORK.. A BUSSY BATHROOM STALL . GLORY HOLE
i think i had my first real life sighting of him for the first time at axis on friday. can anyone confirm?
pnazi is so hot!
who is pnazi? sorry I don’t know?
Why does U of A hate ASU sooo much? It seems like the devils don’t even know who they are……. just sayin’
I would let him throw it in me
ya he’s hot. even if he’s a mascot
are you guys talking about Patrick Spencer?? I think I went to middle school with this guy lol
I miss His bLonde CoMB over. TooL