THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Nick. He used to live in the Bay Area in California, and now resides in Utah. He is a total tool. I’m pretty sure that most that know him would agree. He is under the mistaken impression that he is a Cowboy. He is the type of person that blows up stories to make himself seem like he is coolest person to ever walk the earth. He is a spoiled, overweight, alcoholic brat, who’s daddy bought him into College. One of the most manipulative, lying, SOBs I know. Get this dude some crest white strips and send his ass to rehab.

I think that chick plays nose tackle for SDSU.- nik