DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up
RichieRexic (56%, 6,542 Votes)
Five Head (44%, 5,185 Votes)
Total Voters: 11,722
DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up
Total Voters: 11,722
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let the fireworks begin!!!
I’m voting for RR just because I want to see her face off against Jaden.
but wont happen, because its programmed not to
YOU are programed not to. Not to know how to live and act normal like the rest of us.
Can you make a grammatically proper sentence next time? Try again.
Follow the conversation and your pea brain might, just MIGHT, be able to follow along.
rather have a pea brain then a pea peepee p*nis
You’re right. I am not ‘hung’ but I DO have the prettiest penis around!
Jesus you have a phat crush on me
check out RRs ugly a$$ on the newest post. shes beat!!
FiveHead will take the early lead and never look back.
See ya’ Squint!!!
Agreed. Slater Dumps gets flushed in the first round!
5 Head all the way
BTW dusty, I know you are sitting there voting over and over for five head, because you are a weirdo like that. Guys wouldnt even jerk off to pictures of her….nor would she even give your wing ding a jerk off ….. btw, your eyes arent much bigger (as if big eyes are the new standard of beauty). Youre a loser, seriously.
I know for a fact that you’d give in to me.
Seriously, I want to know what love is. And I want you to show me.
shut up jackoff
That was easy. You wanna come to AZ and hang or meet me in Chicago next weekend?
why have like 20 people asked me about chicago next weekend? Funny – now that you make 21, try something more original Dusty.
I’m gonna be there. Thought I’d extend an invitation since I’m the best time you’ll find.
so you are the tag along for this dirty party? what happened to the ttttttough guy ttttttristan …?
Tag along? No, this trip is strictly pleasure for me … and maybe you.
Nik and I dont get along 4 eyes
No dude is jerking it off to pics of you either R.R.! Your fat ugly face makes me flaccid. 5-head may not be the prettiest girl on here, but she isn’t a rude manipulative liar like you.
You gave her a better shot by choosing a pic with the sunglasses.
Are you happy now, RR?
So know she doesn’t need the * after her name? I have to hand it to the comment checker. That’s funny stuff.
I know, right? I can’t say *hit anymore with the $ for the S. Craziness!
I vote RR
Can everyone please vote for 5head so I can get out of this stupid game. Thankssssssssss
The game is actually awesome… it proves who people REALLY like. Notice how I didn’t write anything in front of the names. 100% legit I even have Rock watching it. I didn’t pick you to go past round 1 anyway. Posting my bracket now. I think I am going to win big money this year.- nik
ahh, nice! requesting this so you can have an excuse as to why you lost?
Haha no $hit, transparent as hell
that’s the spirit……
Don’t be a quitter.
You troll around this site and leave more comments than Nik Richie himself!
Dusty, quit voting over and over again for five head and try re-programming this game so its actually legit.
BTW, you joined the “cool” kids group a little late, highschools been over for you for 10 years now. So stop trying to fit in with them. First step in fitting in would be evolving to contacts. Toodles Dusty. aka TheDL (cool way to change up your font btw)
I don’t even get to vote and since when did having contacts make you “cool?”
Listen Squint, you either like me or you don’t. I don’t give a f*ck and I certainly don’t apologize for who I am.
I’m flattered that you are coming on to me tho! <3
Typical nerd – tough guy behind a computer screen living like a highschool senior now since always sat alone at the lunch table.
I like Merlin soooooooo much better.
Quit projecting your past life (which isn’t much different from your current) as an insecure, self-loathing pity party on me.
Whats your deal loser? Ive never talked to you in my life and you come on here as a tough guy talking trash to me?
You are the one that called ME out, remember?
You are the one that decided to randomly make fun of me on the web show, REMEMBER?! WTF is wrong with you.
Imitation is the best form of flattery, Squint. C’mon!
Or, in your case, its the best form of @ss kissing
I’ll let you toss my salad
You are a MANIPULATIVE B!TCH R.R. that is why you are losing! Also bc its not 2006 anymore. You are looking older and beater everyday. Your face looks fat and weathered.
Also R.R., you sound like Al Bundy, talking about your glory days in highschool with the “cool kids” Grow up, you are an adult, it isn’t high school anymore. You can’t give out HJs to every dude to make yourself cool, like I heard you did in highschool.
can you add in one more also? i was enjoying the alsos…
i dont eat salad
I didn’t say ‘eat’ I said ‘toss’
Not sure if id toss but I might floss like rick ross b/c im the boss of that hoss and thats why i probably wont toss …..
Sh*t, you know any UTFO?
What web show are you talking about, RR? And, who is this Dusty/theDL?
Hes the dork that does programming for the dirty. And on the show yesterday apparently he came on and said lets do the richierexic kissy face then attempted to mimic me. He said just squint your eyes and pucker your lips.
Although, last I checked, all girls did the kissy face…but if dusty wants to say I started the trend, thats cool as sh*t
You’re like f*cking French Stewart!
JB, I don’t do programming. I’m not a code monkey.
Dusty im peacin out from this site. You take care
Oh, btw DHL, in my past life i was queen elizabeth..in case you didnt know.
So, you really ARE all alone. That’s truly sad but there is always hope.
Thanks RR! I voted for you!
Merlin, I have warm feelings for you. You look so innocent.
Not as innocent as I look.
High school has been over for ten years?? So your ugly AND OLD
LMAO!!! RR you got pwned.
For Dusty retard. Im getting really tired of illiteral jackoffs like jesus christ you guys are f’ing dumb as sh*t
LOL RR. Don’t be mad.
You might have taken your insults a little too far when you brought RR’s kid into the mix. So I feel I should defend her. So what I went ahead and finally checked out your LAME myspace page:
I swear I used to get mad at that Sally Struthers and her garbage about “For only 99 cents a day you can save a child’s life…”, you know that garbage? Well, about ten years ago, I was feeling bad, so I went ahead and signed up for that program. Yep, 30 dollars a month. I thought you looked familiar, so I went ahead and dug up the photos that were sent to me after I signed up for that deal. Man, I take my previous feelings about that program back. You’ve come a long way my friend.
When they sent me a photo along with a description of “my child”, I was like, “Damn, this kid her is surrounded by flies. And his mom needs to get fitted with a bra. Must be a tough life for that kid.” So I upped my ante and started sending in $60 a month. Glad to see you finally made it over to the States. No need to thank me guy, I feel great just knowing your safe. Well, that and that picture you have posted doesn’t have any flies in it.
LOL SPURS. GOT ME.
Thanks man. It’s all in fun.
Dammmmmmmmmm Spurs Fan! That was serious sh*t. That’s the old Spurs Fan I know. The Serpent.
Exactly my point proven. You didnt pick me, because its rigged, and therefore by default you know the outcome. LMAO.
its not rigged maybe people just dont like you and think you’re actually not that pretty. Reality sucks doesn’t it. You should demand a re count haha. Stupid b*tch
For a skinny girl she has one ugly fat face!!!
One does not need creativity when one is armed with THE DIRTY TRUTH.
ouch dammmnnnn those are tough words, wow
You love it RaunchyRexic. Your just sad because this will prove how much people dislike you. Your beat. You’ll be beat. Hug your bottle, eat 30 xanax, cry, and cry and cry somemore. Then take a nap…A VERY VERY VERY LONG NAP
opps i won.
wtf is wrong with you DHL? yes OPPPS thats how I like to spell it. Figure it out brainiac. You like oops. I like opps. ROGER THAT DHL?
I am voting for 5 head, because R.R. is a MANIPULATIVE B*TCH! Not because she asked for it.
Yeah right dont lie its b/c i asked for it silly. Cant fool me!
Opps. Niks not going to win, his bracket is already wrong. opps.
“opps … opps?”
Yea DHL, opps. Is that the only comeback you could think to type? You just go sooo excited I commented you back you got all shy behind the commuter screen. Although cute, its loserish. Youre the delivery boy. Please deliver me something entertaining. Thank you!
I sure can deliver!
I voted RR!!!!!
nik, will my “I voted” sticker with sgm be in the mail today?
Howcome I voted for RR and her # stayed the same and fivehead went up? This is a rigged scam
No, I just think you’re crazy. I voted for RR and it went up…
upset city babbbyyyy
I vote RR!!!
I’d love to see the tally from a IP address point of view. RichieNoLife probably getting hand cramps from refreshing and voting.
you would have to vote more than once to notice that……
in my haste, I replied to the wrong comment. meant for it to post under “RRs Hot”.
I sincerely apologize to those who may be confused.
Done it myself on here….no sweat.
OR JUST LOOKED AT THE RESULTS BEFORE YOU VOTED.
bring on the caps! DiVA is ready to blow!
RR is FUGLY!
I hate to actually admit this, but Rocket Queen was right. Those two assistants of yours will end up costing you $$$. But she was hinting they would sue you. Well, if you think about it, this all started with when MP sent in that Myspace message. I’m sure they were whispering in your ear about running RR off. Sad bro, because while they cost you $$$ (assuming you actually pay them), RR was dumb enough to pay you to come to STL (if she actually did). Bro, have you not figured out by now how to milk someone for money? Seriously man, you and I both know that you could have squeezed an @ss load more $$$ of out RR. She would have been an EASY, EASY mark if you had played her the right way. C’mon man, someone needs to start giving you better advice on situations like this. I think you know I’m right about the “mark” part and the $$$ part.
Something tells me you’ll regret this, like you regretted turning down the 250 g’s for the Kobe story.
I had no idea the drama that would transpire after sending that in. I kinda feel bad for RR, but I kinda don’t.
On a different note, I found Dirtygirl’s myspace page.
You are the MAN. Bro, I responed to her the other day about finding out what she looks like, and Vader’s crew deleted it. Seriously bro, if I get ahold of what she looks like, then she will know what “gets me off.” I want to CRUSH THAT PILE OF TRASH.
Dude, please figure out a way to get let me know what the link is. Or submit it to Hollywood. PLEASE. You will see a whole never level of trash talking. I’ve yet to be mean on this site.
I’VE GOT YOUR BACK ON THIS ONE. Do me a favor bro.
Spurs, If you sign up at Ustream, you can send messages to other members . . .
Thanks bro. I tried to sign up on that deal, but someone had already jacked my name. I think I can find Pimpin though.
I hope you saved the pictures. I’ll be the RAT on this one. If not here, somewhere else. That b*tch is going to find out what it’s like. I will rip her f*cking soul out of her chest. NO LIE BRO. IT’S OVER FOR THAT WH*RE. You will think I’m the most evil person in the world afer this one.
spurs fan, i like you and all your comments are funny, but arent you like 40 years old, and you still say bro more than 20 times in those 3 post
SPURS, you can say it like BRAH and be a trout surfer?
No, I was typing “Bro” so many times to MP because I was trying to relate to the “black” side of him. Sometimes I type “dude” to relate the the “white” side of him. It’s just a joke.
We could type cheese for the rat side?
OK well I feel like a jerk now SPURS FAN, cause I don’t in fact have dirtygirl’s myspace page. I submitted a “dirty post” on Monday of some fat chick saying that she was Dirtygirl. They didn’t post it yet, or decided not to. I was just trying to piss Dirtygirl off by submitting pics of a fat chick (though dirtygirl is a fat chick) saying it was her. Sorry man. MY BAD. I’ll take my rat a$$ back into hiding.
I’m a real @sshole.
Don’t worry about it. I actually just found out who she really is.
Oh…did you find a picture of a poobull? (you know, a poodle mixed with a pitbull?)
I’m sure lots of people would love to know it!
I see the rigging has begun.
RichieRexic is 20 times hotter than this chick.
You are 20 times gayer than Richard Simmons
Damn are you some b*tch that RichieRexic stole their man from or something?
You attack her on every post and anyone who supports her.
What a pussy.
way off dill hole..
But Im pretty sure you are a blind moron virgin, cause you’d have to be to be that far up that tranny’s a$$
RR is the ugliest dirty celeb on here
and you must be the dumbest commentor on here..
Seriously. I figured out wopness is actually an inmate in prison and hates his life and his so bored all day whenever hes not getting bunghole raped he decides to talk trash as much as he can on this site. Hes just venting before his next bunghole meeting, i understand and forgive him.
BTW, hes in prison for being a mole.
yeah they have free internet access in prison, dumb cIJnt
They do. The taxes I pay says they do. Go pick up the litter rolly poley moley.
You would know I guess, since you attend conjugal visit day every weekend for $20 a pop… Sad thing is, I bet you’d even get turned down by a few convicts
only the bad boys get conjugal visits, thats so hot
RR MAKES MY GREG MOVE..
i am filled with rage upon seeing RR.
HAHA. JMarie, you’re not the only one. Whenever I see her pic I get the urge to start breaking sh*t.
I second that
Then you having f’ing anger problems and need help.
i am really feeling the anti RR love right now. <3
Youre just mad I called you out on staring at the mountain all day while youre supposed to be hard at work. Rat a tat tat.
RR when will u leave thedirty? the site would be perfect without u.
yeah good point maybe you could become the starr – the starr named starr. Thats so tight omg
this would be much more fun if you could form real sentences. : /
Ya right, this site would suck without RR. All it would be left with are two dumb a$$ butterface assistants. RR is smarter than both of those wombats; and much more entertaining.
So rigged. I vote for RR and see five heads go up by 2 to her 1 vote. I bet if I sat her voting all day for RR the other chick would win. Good thinking RR get out of this jacked up game now.
Believe it or not… Every time you hit refresh, other people are voting while your page loads. Hmm.. Ever think about that?! The site gets thousands of views a day and people are voting multiple times. Think about it dumbass.
You forgot to censor the dumb@ss part. That’s grounds for getting all your comments deleted. Way too “vulgar” for me to read. HA HA.
Wow…this page isn’t already filled with RR retorts. Usually you can’t write anything without the immediate follow post. Gosh, I wonder what she’s doing? Oh, wait……voting her @ss off. HA HA
RR, you can buy my vote if need be……HAHA
whats your paypal email..?
Rigged the opposite way this time. Its the same as nickels. This sites getting mor and more pathetic
i want to see nik and RR go at it in a wrestling match..
R I G G E D – and commenting in bold below RRs comment being defensive as usual shows the guilt
Hopefully when RR loses, she will [removed] herself.
Vader could have gotten more parties, which means more LOOT out of RR.
it’s Lure in STL.
sorry, you can never kill your rat – your rat is immortal in your being now.
The programming is rigged
i just figured out this entire competition was created by Nik just so that he could try to humiliate RichieRexic after what happened after their meeting.
I am also curious how he went to Dallas and St. Louis and posted no pics of the events.
pictures of the event are on insidestl.com in the nightlife section. Nik had some beasts around him. Tristan had a nice little blonde. Atta boy Trist.
probably was my sister loser. why do you sit on here voting for five head all day? is that better than the mountain?
Thank you Venom for seeing the light. Your rattle snake has grown into an anaconda!
You are retarded!
For the amount of people voting for RR are these the percentages talk about rigged.
i voted RR, only because she stalks me on myspace.
JB – youd be considered a myspace loser – you have like 300 friends. But because I know your real owner is rock I will forgive your rash statement.
Nik, if you put RR up against The Elephant Man she’d still lose!
is the elephant mans name dusty?
You are seriously coming on to me now!
if elephants turn you on…
Yes, I’d like you so much more if you put a few more pounds on. I don’t jive on garden tools, ya dig?
Dusty, I dont care if you jive on the pimples on niks @ss….I dont care what you like.
You know what I dont like? man boobs.
Me neither. You know what else I don’t like? Richie Rexic/Renee Zellweger/French Stewart eyes. But you got a personality, so I like you.
You left out paris hilton eyes. Whos french stewart? Is that your mommy? you know, when you make fun of someones looks you could deem yourself to be shallow. And sometimes ill let it slide from say, oh, a super model. But dusty, DHL moob, you are not a super model. So making fun of someones looks, aka calling me squint eyes, is like calling yourself 4 eyes.
And besides, youd be so nervous around someone as smokin hot as me, if i was naked standing in front of you by your bedside youd be so scared you wouldnt even be able to get a woody. So cut out this tough guy stuff. Be your normal DHL moob self.
Actually he would love to stick it in you. He is not that picky.- nik
dont get jealous. you must miss talking to me, leaving me loving comments of boldness. miss you too niky. toodles.
Youre not that picky either nik – remember hooking up with alien while in vegas? We all do.
You really don’t know me but since you are offering yourself up nekkid, well, that’s progress and proves I am breaking down barriers w/o ever meeting you in person!
@Nik: Actually, it depends on her feet. If they’re all hammer toe-ish then I’ll have to leave her at the alter.
Although my feet are always pedicured and adorned with jimmy choos, the only time youll ever be seeing them DHL is when theyre digging their stiletto into your crotch.
WTFs a sleeper match up anyway. Will all the rigging occur when were sleeping?
You don’t know what a ‘sleeper’ is?
This only confirms your mental capacity is moot.
mmmkay. cool. 4 eyes.
Just to do a little test I sat here voting for RR over and over for 15 minutes. And ironically five heads kept going up as well. I’m confirming this rigged, so don’t believe what they say RR and don’t feel bad you’re way hotter than her and everyone commenting is commenting for or about you. She’s a nobody, and too bad nik’s d*ck got in the way of his business bc once ur knocked out (bc its rigged) comments will die down too. Funny how dumb nik really is
Screw who wins and who loses. Vader should have thought of the $$$$$$ and kissed her @ss to at least milk some more parties out of her.
Everytime you vote for RR it gives one to RR and two to five head. You’re pathetic nik
RR, the number of your votes has tripled in the last hour while fiveheads has barely gone up. I wish this whole thing was one vote per IP address. She’d never get past the first round.
Here Here, I retired from this site as of today b/c of this self engineered 15 seconds of ‘Fame-wh*redom”.
Nice. Toodles!! Go find some indians buffalo!
if you go to the insidestl.com website, you can see how ugly this chick really is.
I was actually surprised at how beat she is.
everyones pics are bad on there actually. so im not surprised. they use a cheapass camera
censoring my comments is lame.
So funny how rigged this is. Btw dusty you really did make fun of her on the show yesterday you tool
def didn’t vote for RR
lets go 5head
Damnit RR is non stop voting. only down 10% now. hell she’ll probably win this.
everyone see the new rr pic????
ur on again not so flattering pic lol
Why all the RR hate? RR is one of the best reasons to come here with her hilarious commets.
I have mad love for ya, Princess RR. I voted for you a bunch.
BTW, that’s one of your nicest pics.
5 head is a tough matchup RR.. I voted for you, but she is hotter.
Cool, thanks for your input, ill note that.
RR is taking over!
FiveHead went to sleep in the lead tonight, but she’s gonna wake up only to find out she’s been rickrolled when she checks the stats tomorrow!
I GUESS WE KNOW WHAT RICHIEREXIC DID ALL NIGHT….VOTE FOR HERSELF
yeah rr sucks at life
yeah, and you know what i even did, i sat on the toilet backwards all night with my comp on the toilet ledge voting over and over. im so busted, f*ck!
that actually made me laugh. thanks, slater!
Does this look familiar? Bogus tournament, it has lost all credibility.
Checked it last night around midnight and 5 head was still in the lead, but every few seconds RR would get a vote. Why is this match-up running for so long? Isn’t there a time limit?
What a comeback…
are you kidding me… god i guess some people are so full of themselves they have to stay up all night voting for themselves…. thats f*cked up
how the hell did RR win this? b*tch defines beat.
obviously RR stayed up all night voting for herself.
Really? Lets see what you look like then b/c i could gaurantee I look better than you…since you are 12 and resort to making fun of looks. youre sooo cool, almost as cool as dusty man boobs.
I knew you’d come around!
come around what…?
Dusty, you totally wait around for me to comment dont you. And youve always wanted to comment me from day one, but never could muster up the talk. Youd think, how do i talk to her? what would i say? youd lay in bed at night thinking, tomorrow. I will do it tomorrow. Then, finally, you got some 19 year old spunky girls in the office that helped boost your self esteem and tomorrow really came, and all you could think up was squint eyes? Come on DHL. At least read some notes on how to pick up chicks.
I’m pretty much an extrovert. I am comfortable in my own skin and with my sexuality.
I tried a frying pan on her face last week, but damn….she went and got surgery on her nose!! Totally back fired on me…totally!
you mean I define beatING fivehead. yeah, i know.
how come this one has like 5 thousand mor vote than any other voting yet and all those 5k came from RR voting for herself because she fails at life
I checked this s hit @ 1am and five head was ahead by 1000 or so RR must have paid to have bums to vote her over over @ the local library
Dont blow my cover. No one wins in life being “the nice guy.” Didnt need bums. only broke college kids.
FiveHead was only a pawn in the game…
I voted FiveHead, Timberfake will have his revenge!
Woah woah woahhhh take a valium and chillax judge spaz-attack.
R.R. ST. LOUIS STAND UP! GIRL FORGET THESE HATERS! YOU ARE FAB-U-LOUS!!!
Is there any way to count how many time RR voted for her self?
RRs smokin hot
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