Sleeper Round 1 Match Up Today
March 13, 2009
DIRTY March Madness, Jaden Solo, Newport, Pygmy, Scottsdale, The Dirty
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I am putting this up while Jaden goes and gets my Einstein Bagel… she is going to be pissed. I love it. This was a match up set for Monday, but I am sick of her complaining about having a stomach ache because she thinks she is going to lose to Pygmy. +2′s do rule the world. Best of luck Solo, may the force be with you.
DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up Total Voters: 8,689
Nik, set me up with Jaden.
Yeah, that’s going to happen.
Hey he did make an appearance today!
you really need to crawl out of niks @ss like asap – STAT!
dude photoshop is for liars. this chick has one of the most annoying voices EVER and clearly when they do that web cam she looks wayyyyyy different than this pic.. btw she needs a nose job asap. just sayin
make it fair.. its like u have the 12 seed playin the 1st on this one…
jaden, you’re the bomb like tick, tick….
Seriously Jaden Solo.. If i was playing.. I would pick you to win it all..But final match up between you and Brocks Chick.
who would vote for pygmy??? look at that face!
Seriously! – kaden
RR would vote for pygmy. She’s already voted 417 times this morning. Luckily, Jaden is hot enough to where 99.99% of the people who visit the site will vote for her, which is what it will take to outlast RR opening 10 firefox windows at a time and voting Pygmy.
HAHAHA!! Was thinkin the same thing! Come on RR, stop hitting refresh and messing with the vote! Jaden is the OBVIOS winner here…
Just saw this. Sorry, your wrong. But way to be obssessed with me dk and feel the need to mention me. Loser.
I love that Jaden has low self esteem. Pygmy is gross and she was worried about losing.
photoshop on jaden much?????of course, find the worst picture of pygmy and the best photo of jaden. make it fair nik
Someone needs to milk pygmy. Jaden is WAY hotter but Why doesn’t she have a nickname yet?
Jaden is her nickname
sup pimp
Jaden what are you worried about, you are smoking hot!!!
and super dumb. My 3 year old is smarter than her
this is crazy why is this even close?
crazy the girl on the left is so hot
i know this is unrelated but can someone tell me the whole story to why getrad isnt with the dirty anymore? i missed it.
http://thedirty.com/?p=129668
he was outed and moved to new hope, PA
GetRid told Nik he was sick and needed to go home. This same day somebody came into the office to kick GetRid’s ass, Sh*t spiraled from there and he does too many drugs.
thanks guys
Will you stop asking in every post now?
i only asked in two posts idiot.
I’m the idiot? You are the one who doesnt know sh!t, and asks stupid questions
Jaden is SMOKIN!! No way she loses to this pigmy!
Jaden is the tournament champion. The only question at this point is will she win it again next year?
Jaden is way hotter than the other girl.
Kobe with a dagger with 1:46 to go.
Notice how Spurs Fan is quiet today.- nik
LOL. Yep. I’m guessing he won’t make an appearance today.
Why are my comments to this garbage not going up?
LOL.
Just a bunch bandwagon Laker fans censoring my comments. Go cheer on Bryant the an*l rapist. Maybe he’ll come by the dirty office and stick it in Vader. I bet Hollywood is creaming in his panties right now just thinking about it.
Kobe will stick it in like he stuck that 3 pointer in with Hill in his face last night.
Yeah, after he does, he’ll probably go buy that SKANK wife of his a 4 million ring. Then he’ll call the biggest pussy press conference in the history of mankind.
I needed a good laugh so I just watched one of Tony Parker’s rap video’s.
Good one.
Jaden got my vote but Pygmy’s nipples almost persuaded me.
I couldnt resist the +2′s
i think jaden is the most gorgeous woman on earth. she will definitely win the whole tourny. i love you jaden
Pygmy looks like she could shred a greg apart in seconds with those chompers!
Nik – you should have chopped off Pygmy’s head so it was the +2′s vs Jaden….that would have been some real competition.
I would let Jaden kick me in the nuts every day of my life if she would just hang out with and be nice to me.
you took the words right out of my mouth. LOL
Everyone vote for Pygmy. Jaden is so overrated.
Ew, stop being so obsessed over me. Don’t get angry because you’re a raging lesbian and I told you I’m not into girls. – jaden
jaden is hot and definitely NOT overrated… RR is the most overrated of all on this site.
RR is going to be voting all day today, for pygmy.
RR what the f*ck?!
please be nice to Jaden!!
Jaden is 9,000 times hotter than you RR.. But I love Kaden
I didnt say that, jesus
your still a lezbo
thats cool
F*ck you RichieRexic! You dissed the No. 1 playbaby, and now you want to ruin Jaden. You’re like the evil stepmother in Snow White.
Jill errr.. I mean Jaden is beautiful. She will destroy this competition.
this whole bracket is soooo skewed by the pics u choose for each girl
As if there’s a good picture of pygmy?! get a grip on yourself!!!
thats not what she even looks like on the webcam…fare?? I think not!!
Jills face is gorgeous, and Pygmy’s tatas are huge! This is gonna be close, but Jill will take it
I can’t tell if Pygmy has a gorgeous face…still staring at the huge tatas. I’ll check in a couple of hours…or days.
God Kaden looks hot today.
Kaden does look hot today
Dusty why did you decide to change your commenting name from TheDL to internet white knight???
this is the only pic jaden looks good in cause of p-shop. look at the ones on the side, her eyes are clearly 5 inches apart plus shes boring. but i voted for her anyway.
shut the f*ck up
RR go away.
Brandon – stop obsessing over chicks on the internet and find one in real life.
dk – you are the most obnoxious dimwit Ive come across. Do you have any real life friends? Because before I blocked you on myspace all your 115 friends on there consisted of dirty staff, dirty commentors, dirty celebs, and dirty obsessors (for example, brandon lee) Id be willing to bet 50grand youd move out of your shack and into nik’s @ss if given the opportunity. Anyone care to bet against me?
ooooh damn!!! lover why are you bashing me?!
Because you do not act like a man. Im not even sure Ive seen little boys act the way you do. You fawn over a different internet girl every day. Was cute at first, but enoughs enough.
Forgot to add wop in. Decided the remark to dk will apply to wop as well. Wops comments are as weak as dks, and hes currently racing the rat up niks butttcrack anyway.
Sorry I left you out the first time wop, bad girl me.
So you are so dumb, i cant even understand that garbage you wrote in attempt to put me down..
You’re funny SkankieRexic. Sorry that I’m not crawling all over other people’s pages leaving them comments and begging people for picture comments. I do my communication with friends via private messages, email, text, etc. I guess you’re cooler and you win ashley, you have more friends and comments than I do on myspace. Your myspace design is also way cooler than mine. I just have the standard plain background, without a bunch of pics and BS written about myself. Sorry I can not be as cool as you are on the internet. My life sucks
That was lame, but super relieved youve finally deducted the same conclusion we all deducted months ago. pheww!
I could only imagine how ugly your baby must be. You’re the definition of white midwest trash, and I could only imagine how ugly the guy must also be considering he stuck it in unprotected (no homo).
Hi ASHLEY. When are you going to be submitting your next post about yourself?
Thats true…forsure crawled all over that myspace page.
RR are u calling him immature? BAHAHAHAHHA
i’d let solo play with my lightsaber. it disturbs me that this is this close right now. who the hell is voting for pygmy???
Jaden haters. Jealous b*tches.
Pygmy has plus 2′s and is better than this picture as I recall, hence the votes.
pygmy is disgusting…how could anyone vote for her ugly ass…those +2′s dont help her enough… she looks like the devil… i’ll take Jaden anytime here
I have a feeling if GetRad still worked there he would be nailing both of them.
GROSS. We have standards. – Aden girls
Well not Kaden anyways. Her and I are pretty much soul mates…
You guys are all invited to our wedding btw..
And if we have a son with down syndrome we will name him Nik Richie.
Shut it up idiot, and stop being a creeper to my lady
I will cut your head off and eat my lunch on your chest if you ever say that again.
Shut it up idiot, and stop being a creeper to my lady
BRING THA NOISE SUCKA
Wow, called me an idiot, again. Oh and a creeper, again.
Working at Jiffy Lube and sniffing oil and gas all day I would expect something more creative.
You said say it again so I did….
shut it up and bring tha noise?
I should have added wop to the above
loser
btw, bitchhog you are a chick right?
hahahahaaaa
HAHA internet white knight ur weak and wopness will pwn u
Chronica, you have grown on me… Forget my (above) idiot comment. LOL
Neither one of you could pull them anyhow. Just informin’
Sh!t son… you knows nothin bout me… game for days
Well true. Wopness you are a Don afterall. I stand corrected.
you realllyyy should have put kaden against jaden, could have dissolved the friendship once they found out who is better looking. jaden would then have to deal with knowning her friend is hotter
Nik picked the best photo of Pygmy… and this picture is not saying much. Its without a doubt a dude with t*ts.
Jaden your gorgeous!!
I DO think jaden is prettier, but brandon lee needs to chill out with the comments after ppl offer their opinion…like it or not!
hush it!
wow
Turps (Jaden) in a landslide. is this even a question
This is a joke Jaden / DJ is gorgeous and whatever the f*%k that is on the right is disgusting. No competition whatsoever. Jill you are going to win it all despite what Nik may think I Love You!!!
Jaden is absolutelty beautiful…No contest. How is it even this close?
RR is asian n her wide eyed friends have roughly 5 computers each
they kinda look like mother daughter
Jaden FTW-
she’s a really pretty girl, and she seems like a nice person IRL too.
RR, I leave kind comments to people deserving of them. Don’t get your panties in a bunch, because I’ve found your personality to be less than desirable.
vote vote vote
It looks like she has some noodle on her
ehh not on her but in her.. maybe her grandparents were Asian?
Oh yea, Black Mamba > Tim Duncan
Black MAMBA > NBA
Spurs i’m lost on this one…. Dont watch Basketball…
You’re not missing much. Black Mamba is Kobe Bryant’s nickname. I can personally think of some better names than that, but whatever.
But I’m sure you’ have heard of that minor incident in CO.
Pamela Mackey>legitimate rape charge for anally raping some dimwit
Nope. Kobe don’t gotta rape.
Pygmy is beat. RichieRexic is beat. The solo girls are among the few attractive ladies in Dirtyland.
I DECIDED.
Jadens got this thing locked
Jaden is gorgeous… this is no contest
ive seen the chick in the left jaden.. anyway her tits are as perky as +2s without a bra so she gets my vote no doubt!!!
OMG , why is Jaden worried about this pig? seriously, nothing hot about piggy or whatever her dumb name is. Nothing!! I voted for you twice already..lol
Jaden Solo is naturally pretty, the Pygmy is unnaturally scary. Plus Jaden has more cool points and she is clearly winning in votes. Give her some real competition Nik.
Okay after long consideration…. I voted for Jaden. Why?? Pigmy looks like a beat up..bleached out version of Carmen Electra. Jaden looks good in this picture, and deserves to move on. But if it comes down to voting on the solo’s I have to vote Kaden( Brunette Mofia)
~Luv the girls!!
What’s a mofia?did u mean mafia or is mofia some new word?!
Jaden should win the whole thing. She is smokin!!!
is this serious?!
pygmy LITERALLY looks like an amphibian.
jaden you’re gorgeous.
i think i voted 86 times lol
No one doubts that you did…
RR, you are an ugly skank and you know it.
clever. would you call that an original?
Nik, you should have put her up against a real foe. Hopefully she has some real competition next round.
jaden kinda looks like a blonde noodle!!
What does the winner receive???
Pygmy would ride it so hard.
Yep
She doesn’t have $50k to give you according to the guys at Lure. Everything is a front.- nik
i am done with you RR. i have always been on your side. but no more of Team Richie Rexic. i am pulling the plug on team rr.
Damn, whatever happened to the dirty army sticking together? Remember brandon, like in the old days (2 months ago-LOL)
I guess since you’re on a first name basis with the dirty staff, you can’t be nice to us anymore? Is that it? It makes me sad, really.
Brandon has been nothing but nice to RR, and RR is a freakin attention seeking psycho. She’s mad that Brandon leaves more comments on Jaden’s page than hers. It’s gotta be a pretty sad life when your world revolves around myspace comments RR. I feel bad for you, honestly. I’ll stop leaving you mean comments.
queen bee,
that’s what i thought. “The Dirty Army Sticks Together” however, i was stabbed in the back. oh well. but i still love the queen bee though.
medium,
thank you sir.
Love you too, just needed to clear stuff up. But, I’d really like to see a reconciliation between you and RR…she’s a sweetie, and so are you…too much hating going on lately? You get me? xoxo
I really like Jaden’s photoshop, where did she get it?
I <3 Jaden
I don’t understand why this poll is even close?
Jaden is really, really hot.
Jaden is really, really hot. Let’s go out.
Haha didnt Jaden have like 4k votes earlier today? Now she has like 2k and the race is super tight? I dont get it..
Why is it the Solo Twins look fantastic in still photography, but less than stellar in streaming video?
Still smokin’ compared to the troll Jaden’s up against or that nassty RR…
that’s what I wanna know??
I think it’s photoshop
Who really looks good on a web cam with horrible lighting? I give them props for being able to do it every day and to brush off all of the haters that shred them every day. Have seen them both in person — pictures don’t do justice.
I have a motion for summary judgment due in two days and an article for a law journal, but I will not let the evil RR defeat Jaden Solo! Keep voting DirtyArmy, even if it means your jobs.
Jaden is the hottest chick i have ever seen on this site
Nonsense.
If she didn’t work for Nik you and everyone else would be busting on her big time.
I’m not putting her down because she is a nice looking girl, but I don’t understand why everyone is falling over themselves to slobber over her just because she’s working for Nik.
I voted for Pygmy because at least thats what she really looks like.. the other broad i’ve seen on webcam is shes not cute (Nor does she look anything like this photo).
Just sayin’
Pygmy looks like she’s got some kind of nipple implants. Probably to keep semi-drunk guys from looking too carefully at her face. Major nasty!
I wonder if “ego stroking” was in the job description when Nik was hiring his assistants? Funny how these dudes actually think the Adens will go out with them!
Jayden is sexy as hell. I’d consider her for the title of Mrs. Obvious.
Pygmy is the clear winner! Just saying, Nik
Seen that Asian girl before here in Newp, she’s waay hotter in person and on other pictures! She gets my vote Nik!
WTF! Go pygmy!!!!!!
Jaden is GORGEOUS!
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