THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out your own dirty celeb SMEAGOL aka Chad Landau going mainstream with this quote in the New York Times the Other Day: ”On Thursdays and weekend nights, the sidewalks around Suede and the Pussycat Lounge have a pure Mardi Gras feel: not enough square footage per person to move comfortably. “We’ve got 50,000 students at Arizona State,” said Chad Landau, a promoter for the Pussycat Lounge, “so that fuels the scene, and that energy draws people in their 30s, 40s, 50s — a chain reaction, right?” Why did they quote him as Chad Landau, everyone on the streets knows his name is Smeagol.

Obviously the New York Times has never bought a drink off this guy… next time check your receipt where it says server name.  It clearly reads SMEAGOL (from Lord of the Rings).- nik