Sorry, But I Am Going To Have To Name This One
THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is Jacquline. She thinks orange is a good color for her skin, guess no one has the heart to tell her she looks like an oompa loompa. White hair, orange skin and a gap doesnt sound like a good time to me.
I will name her “Human Cheeto”. DA send me more pictures of Human Cheeto. Thank you.- nik
Hmmmm, she forgot to pencil on her eyebrows!!
tht beaver gap is awesome! lol.. way to push the limits
im sure she would fix it if she could assholes
Stupid.
WOW
Throw water on that B. See if she melts.
unfortunately she looks like she’d be really pretty if she can take a hint and turn back to a human colored skin shade… its like dyeing your hair purple and thinking people with believe you were born that way.
Very well put!
Her friends are cruel for not putting her in her place…
she should save some of her money, not go and tan daily and fix that gap in her teeth.
Seriously, she reminds me of Micheal Strahan, with a massive gap like that.
I was about to post the same thing. Most of the guys could prob fit their d!cks through that.
She looks like Nickel’s big sister….maybe she should be called Big Nickel?
Look at the cheekbones, the eyes, Nickel has tanned skin, and look at a pic of Nickel when she was blonde.
BRAVO JOHNNY!! Im effin laughin outloud ova here! Big Nickel is hilarious! Good times.
Thanks,
Management
hahaha too bad nickel is attractive and not overly tan!
she does have the same cute cheeks though but other than that this cheat is beat and nickel is beautiful. big, ugly, retarded sister of nickel haha.
Wooden Nickel
Oh, damm Nik. I’m jonesen for some cheetos now!
That beat shim on the left looks like she used 3 coats of bronze spray paint as makeup.
is she the crunchy kind, or the puffy kind
Crunchy. I decided.
I’m also leaning towards Hot Cheetos, and not b/c she’s hot but b/c she looks like she does things that would make your krinkle tart burn.
i prefer Uncle Chester for her. “Make Uncle Chester proud!”
Is that really a gap in the middle of those teeth? That is pretty aggressive. No dental plan for this orange h*e?
she looks like she rolled in Indian Clay…
She looks like the old lady on There’s somethng about Mary! LOL
She could be so much cuter if she wasn’t a dirty orange color…
That girl needs to get her gap fixed. You should really call her twenty miles because there are twenty miles between her two front teeth. It’s not the tanning that is the problem it is the over use of bronzer, hence the shimmery glow.
Idiot.
one word “jhondis”
you mean jaundice?
She is the same color as my Mama’s Xmas yams….straight orange colored mashed yams, with butter and brown sugar…now that is good….but it is not a good color for human skin. I say we call her “Yammityville Wh*re”?
I agree. what about “candied yams”??
Don’t sell that Cromagnum brow short!!! How about Cromagnum Cheeto?
The blonde chic in the middle of the first pic has a terrible tatoo on the middle of her cleavage. Does she have any idea how bad that will look in 10 years when her hooters are saggy and soft?
her hair isn’t even white!!! WHAT A WASTE….
Ummm not to mention she is mssing a tooth lol
IT’S LIKE YIN & YANG….
CheetHo?
CHESTLESS CHEETO
does no one notice her albino friend next to her. god that girl is ugly as sin
it looks like a very tan and blonde octomom!!
Nik…you should name her “Human Cheetle.” Cheetle is the residue that is left on your hand after eating Cheetos. You know you’ll get that same residue all over you if she brushes up against you!
Is it possibly paint? It looks so… metalic.
B Dog
I can’t decide if it would be better or worse if the color was actually even
who is that complete dumbass that has the brass knuckles tattooed on her chest? good luck finding a REAL job honey. You are definitely gonna regret that when everything heads south.
WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT
dude nik!! i seriously think you might of came up with the wrong name for her. google E.T. the extra terrestrial screen shots….their you will find ET in a blonde wig…..i swear it looks identical!!!!
cheeto gap
Has a ring to it!
She looks like an Ethiopian! WTF are some people thinking??
Needs a cosmetic dentist and then maybe some +2′s.
woh gap toothed gypsy…
Cheeto Letterman
Let’s name her TANG!!!!!!!!!
Maybe goldfinger girl?
I really want to bang white girl in the middle for a few hours. She looks like fun.
I’d go with Mind the GAP. If you’ve ever been on the London Metro you know about minding the gap
Woaaaaah! This is THE worst case of “oompa loompa orange” I have ever seen on the dirty! This is disguisting. Someone should seriously let this girl know how rediculous she looks so that she finally detox’s from the mystic machine and cheap bronzer and starts going to the dentist. Wow. This is DISGUISTING!!!!! How did she even get a job @ Hooters??? (if thats where she works?) Gross….
she looks like a dirty homeless lady..
and wtf she photoshopped herself and not her friend? not very nice of you cheet-ho
I actually think “Agent Orange” would be a little bit more suitable name. She looks like the cartoon chick from those E-Insurance commercials.
This girl is sooo out there!! Nik…here name needs to be Georgina Hamilton!!!
Tin man!
B*tch give me my real golden brown skin color back.. your ass aint african american damn h*e!!
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I can’t see how the blond hair and blue eyes could actually cross you as trying to pass as Nubian, but I’m sure you just wanted to get a word in on a white girl. It’s cool. You sound like a frikin retard, but I’m sure you feel good about yourself, right?
This cant be for real! Please tell me this is a joke.
Making fun of her tooth gap is a low blow, but her orange skin is fair game bc she can control that!
Ever heard of em?
I am perplexed by white women who attempt to have skin color…a “healthy tan” should never look THIS bad. There are plenty of white women who embrace that fact that they have pale skin – they’re still hot, and they don’t look ridiculous.
hahahahahahahhhahahahahaha
She looks like a monkey!
Pygmy JR.!!
haha human cheeto thats funny! yeah her friends are b*tches for not telling her!
she looks hot to me. it could just be a bad camera anglesss
she looks like a over tanned idiot,, keep your white skin biatches!!
oh wow orange is the new tan? what’s up with the dirty face
ps- that girl has some sh*tty friends for not telling her how bad she looks…instead the people on the dirty have to tell her….SUCKS
Somebody needs to slap this biatch silly and tell her she was born with white skin not brown.. damn she looks stupid like a damn dyed up easter egg! LOL! it is not that serious to be another skin color!
tanned skin and blonde hair does not go together.. you people can not be stupid enough to think that mess looks real. First of all the hair is dyed(fake), the skin is too tanned(fake)! Since when have you seen a person born with blonde hair and brown skin.. aint happening captain!! Just like you never see a brown skin person (black people) born with blonde hair.. you were made different for a reason !! damn !!
Are you a scientist? You are so smart. Thanks for the lesson on the inversre relationship of human hair to body color ratio. You cracked the code!
the sun is not your friend!!
good point .. no im not a Scientist idiot.. Whats the matter you dont like to hear the truth sloe.. but you can talk your racist crap on here all day long about blacks… just telling you how we feel about you people! its not too good either but the difference is most of us dont go on a blog talking anout how much we hate you! only me!!
Sad Sad Sad. She looks like Micheal Strahan
HAHA she’s like the reverse of Michael Jackson….she’s trying to make herself black
AHAHAHAHAH.
Does anyone else get the feeling that “please get a life” knows this girl personally? Is that what it is? I bet you eat cheetos in your dreams and wake up crying, don’t you?
tar baby should be her name
Orange you glad Valentino gave her the number to his spray shop!