The Burrito Is An Internet Legend

THE DIRTY ARMY: Looks like The Burrito has finally made it other sites.
http://dlisted.com/node/31372#comments
If he does have powers to turn off the entire internet, he better hurry… others are catching on to his Douche Baggery. The Burrito I made you!- nik









Yaaaaaaaaaaaa Burrito! All hail the new king of douche!
Notice the 100′s have turned to 20′s now? Even the Burrito is being hurt by the economy.
$60?!
See, after his first paycheck, he went and bought a REALLY AWESOME AIRSOFT gun, and even had THIS MUCH left for pellets and CO2! What a lucky little guy!
shooters don’t wear rings on their trigger fingers…
Hey dbag, that gun is not made for a scope.
This is a SIG 556 (or maybe an Airsoft replica there of). Actually a nice gun. A scope can be mounted on a gun like this…I have an AIMPOINT on my AR15 (not quite as big though). This guy is by far the king of douchebag’s on the dirty. I mean who takes pictures like this….really man, really?
That actually looks like a tact’d out AK-47 to me. Check the magazine release in front of the trigger guard. Definitely looks like an AK derivative to me.
No it is NOT a Sig 556. The gas tube is enclosed in the rail system on a 556 (besides multiple other things that makes it apparent)
It IS a AK 47.
An Aimpoint is a CQB “scope”…. the scope on this rifle is an actual scope in the true sense (though looking at it I would bet it is a tasco.
Gotta love how he attaches a Pic rail with a bi-pod to the freaking barrel…..screws up all the harmonics of the rifle….no bullet fired out of that rifle will go the same place twice..or anywhere near his target.
Does he actually use these guns? Or just buy them to take fagg*t ass pictures with?
I love Michael K! I would love to see him guest blog for The Dirty. I’d piss my pants.
I totally agree! I saw this pic on D listed this morning for caption of the day. Cant wait to see what his readers come up with!
Real gangstas don’t put bipods or scopes on their AK’s.
HE IS AWSOME!!
i wish this clown would disappear
Burrito > *
the burrito is a character that this gay guy dresses up as to be funny i thought we were already throguh this. Its not real its like that theatre crap gays are always doing
burrito and shizzle are both gaytards
nik didnt make the burrito….burrtio made himself. nik just fell in love and wanted more pics.
his lips are still stuck
The Burrito is a total DOUCHE, but boy does he make me laugh!
Sorry Nik, I just emailed this to you. I was very excited to see Burrito taking over the internet instead of shutting it down! This site is blocked at work but DListed is not. Go figure.
Yeah its an ak. It looks like a 556 except the magazine. Douche bags own ak47′s because its all they can afford. Get a gun that shoots straight.
dude has been posting pics liek these for yrs on car forums.. nothing new. pics are several yrs old actually
the burritos name for his CHARACTER is “worlds biggest douche” it isnt real
Ahahahaha, he’s on the Dlisted. I love it. My two favorite blogs: Dlisted and TheDirty.
more pictures please
this guy is an asshole.
I was wondering when the Burrito was coming back to the Dirty! Loves it hahahaha
What a weirdo…. lol
What do the cards in his hat mean?
Nik Takes these pictures of thr burrito after the forgy off.