The Real Gretchen Rossi Before The Gold Digging
Posted in Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty | March 20th, 2009


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ask and you shall receive. You wanted a real picture of Gretchen dirty army style, well here you go. Here is Gretchen Rossi in her early twenties before she became a professional con artist gold digger. We used to call her roley poley back in the day because of her fat face. RP remember me? Jay she isn’t worth it bro.
Holy moly roley poley that is Gretchen Rossi from the Fake Housewives of Orange County. Slade Smiley, don’t make babies with her or it is back to square one.- nik
(Image is Jay verified)





cALI cAT says:
GRETCHEN = YUMMY!
to cALI cATVah jay Jay says:
AND…JEANA WAS IN PLAYBOY FOR GOD’S SAKE. No one gives that cow shit for taking her clothes off a billion years ago for money?! Give Gretch a brake man, she’s sshakin, g her money makers, trying to shake off her grief over grandpa’s death! Tamara has a hot stallion of a husband and she complains of marital difficulties?! I say a “nooner” and an egg salad sandwich are all you need honey! PROBLEM SOLVED!!
to Vah jay JaycALI cAT says:
My last comment was perhaps too exhuberant to post…I think Tamara is a sk**k h* who should be grateful for her beautiful body, home, and family! Gretchen just lost someone she may or may not have loved- only SHE knows that! Point is, she endured to the end so the prize AKA the OC lifestyle should be hers! Don’t worry Tamara, she didn’t have to get naked to EARN that lifestyle…like you and Jeanna did…she got naked DESPITE that life style like a realy society girl should! Rock on Gretchen!!!
to cALI cATStar Fockerh says:
Gretchen reminds me of a skankier Scarlette Johansen
to Star FockerhGrey Gardens says:
Tamara reminds me of Skelator!
to Grey GardensJim Morrison says:
Tamara is the Lizard king! She can do anything!
to Jim MorrisonGretchen Phan says:
If I had a crackin body like Gretch’s, I would show it on camera WHENEVER POSSIBLE!!! After squeezing out 4 kids, it’s understandable you’d be jealous of that Tamara!
to Gretchen PhanGretchen's Ugly-When we get Universal Healthcare you all can get glasses says:
Why do so many say she’s perfect or she’s beautiful? Look at those horrible teeth! She still has that. She can’t even close her mouth, just like Diddy. Honestly, would you want to make out with Didddy- didn’t think so.
to Gretchen's Ugly-When we get Universal Healthcare you all can get glassesGrown Up says:
Dear Gretchen & Tamra,
to Grown UpYou two really are still in high school! I am reading your posts and they sound like this: “I’m the prettiest girl. NO! I’m prettier than you! NO! I look younger than you.” Seriously, girls. Is this what you’re fighting about? I’m prettier than you? Most of us moved on from this in the eighth grade. I KNOW I’m prettier than you two, but what’s even better about me is that I’m not a wh*re like you two!!! I have my own money, and it’s not from being on a TV show that films me waiting on my allowance from my pimp/husband.
Janey says:
Rock on Grown Up! You said it all and quite accurately regarding their h.s. attitudes. On the other hand, the validity of your post went way off course by calling them wh*es and their significant other’s pimps. I found that comment hypocritical based on your comments on their h.s. “I’m prettier than you are etc.” If you are going to make accusations like that, it only puts you in the same line of fire that they are.
to JaneyTAMRA says:
TAMRA IS JUST MAD BC HER PSYCHO HUSBAND WONT EVEN LET HER TAKE A DUMP WITHOUT HIM BEING HOME, LET ALONE BEING ON A TOILET IN FRON OF A CAMERA, HAHAHAHA SHE IS SUCH A HATER- HER WRINKLES, ECT, SHES A GOLD DIGGER TOO- HAD HER SON SUPER YOUNG, WAS SUPER TRASHY, THEN GOT KNOCKED UP BY SIMON BC HES RICH. SOOOO HOW IS THAT BETTER THAN GRETCHEN? WACK WHORE.
to TAMRAWillow says:
Wow, you know, that’s not nice at all. You must be perfect. I know lots of people that had children at a young age and it doesn’t make them trash. I’m sure she was attracted to him in part because he was smart, successful, ambitious. That’s what women usually like. He does seem a little controlling, but need to remember what we see is edited. So things may not always be what they seem or maybe to the degree. Some women are gold diggers but I think that there isn’t as many as people think. I don’t know why its so hard to believe that she would be interested in him.. He’s attractive, successful, ambitious, seems like a family man. Even helps her with her son. I think that when people end up on Tv, it changes them and maybe not always for the better. I really liked her the first few years.
to WillowGrown Up says:
Yes, Gretchen. Let us establish this: you are BOTH gold diggers. You are BOTH old. You are BOTH average looking, and NEITHER of you has any money of your own. Ah, and you are BOTH making fools of yourselves with your public displays of intelligence (your lack thereof, that is). Without the help of injections, augmentations, and generous men, you could never make it. You should do some smart investing, because in a few years, you will have to work, and anyone who has seen your ‘show’ knows that you are neither talented nor smart enough to hold a job that will support your lifestyle. Furthermore, any man who has accrued any wealth of substance will be intelligent. Therefore, he won’ be stupid enough to marry you. Validation of my point: Jeff played you. Now, go to dictionary.com for assistance with the big words.
to Grown UpTam-Vic Stank fest says:
Vicky is a fat psycho and her son is lazy and retarded. Her daughter must be mortified. Time to get Vic off the show and make room for a real MILF.
Tamara is nasty jealous beyatch. That son of hers is a full goon molester. All taxpayers should demand he be rendered sterile, otherwise it will be a life of food stamps for him and his kids because he is clearly too stupid to ever be gainfully employed. We all dodged a bullet when Nugget died. Tamara is losing what looks she had and it is obvious that is why she hates Gretchen. Looks like Simon is finally clueing in and will soon dump her ass.
Dude man Kenny Rogers was stoked to have Gretchen’s hot ass working him out, part time or whatever, in his final days. Who cares ? If I was old and dying I would be forever grateful to her for the fine servicing.
to Tam-Vic Stank festPRIMETIME says:
GRETCHEN HAS SOME REALLY BAD FACE SKIN…THEY NEED TO SHOW A PIC AFTER SHE SCRAPES ALL THAT DAMN MAKE UP OFF….U.G.L.Y….
to PRIMETIMEAnonymous says:
You hit the nail on the head. Can’t anyone else see that?
to AnonymousEBG says:
what is she like 15 in this picture? anyone who doesnt think gretchen is hot today as she looks, then you are 100% forgy.
to EBGAnonymous says:
I agree.. anyone who says she is not good looking is just blind and VERY jealous
to AnonymousTENA says:
THAT IS SOOOOOOO NOT GRETCHEN!!! IF IT IS ITS FROM 10 YRS AGO…WHO DOESNT LOOK DIFFERENT AFTER 10 YRS ANYWAY??????? I KNOW I DO FOR SURE!!!
to TENAlaylow says:
I think all of u need to get a life and start worrying about ur own god damn business wat is this world coming to everyone is obsessed with famous people like WTF is that worry about ur own family and business all of u that watch those shows need a life they’re fake get over it and scripted but tamra and gretchen are good looking women for their age I wouldn’t mind fucking the shit out of them but get a life people come on there’s other important issues we should be worrying about those are rich bitches who will never give a f*ck about any of us and for u guys to be worried about their lives is stupid
to laylowmexiblasian says:
your use of punctuation makes you look really smart.
to mexiblasianLisa says:
I love Gretchen! She is so incredibly gorgeous and intelligent. I soo wish I had her hair and body. This picture is one of Tamra’s immature antics. It’s obvious. This is soo not my Gretchen. FYI: She is not a gold digger. Rock on Gretchen!! Oh, yeah…btw, Slade is a hottie. If you got it, flaunt it.
Oh and Tamra — go back to where you belong — the trailor. You are are so nasty, skanky, and trashy. You are the ugliest housewife — on the inside and out. I love Gretchen, Lynn, and Jeana. xoxo
to LisaTO Vah jay Jay says:
Why u talkin smack bout Jeana for? Are u for real yo? Yeah, she was in Playboy back in like the late 70s/early 80s. So what? R u jealous? Yah, u iz. Dnt be callin ppl cows. That is like so mean. Jeana is cool as hell. She is probably the sweetest one imo. Not to mention, she’s from Mil-town (MY hometown). There r wayyy too many haterz up on here. Fo shizzle my nizzle.
to TO Vah jay JayChilDofVenus says:
This does not look like Gretchen…how can we know if this is really her? And if it is so what…she is hot now!!
to ChilDofVenusWowww!! says:
You are hot on the show as well as this pic!!! Gretchen, I may not be old, BUT may I have ur number? You are so fine, you absolutely blow my mind. That Tamra is an old hag. ‘Can’t stand her. However, it sure is funny watching ya’ll fight sometimes! The show would be boring without the catfights. Ya know? Actually, I take that back. We need catfights + the eye candy. Eye candy = Gretchen. BTW, I forgot to mention this, but I’m a female. lol. Do you swings both ways? I never have, but I’ll make an exception just for you, babe!! ;0)
to Wowww!!Wowww!! says:
She sure is hot on the show as well as this pic!!! I think you are smokin’ while Tamra, on the other hand, is solely an old, vindictive hag. May I have your number, Gretchen? I may not be as old as you prefer, but I am rich. However, I must know one thing — Do you swing both ways? I never have, BUT for you, I will make an exception! I <3 u !!
to Wowww!!Anonymous says:
Word up mil-town. Repesent!!!!!!
to AnonymousI Hate Tamra says:
First off, if this is Gretchen and she has made some improvements over the years to her looks, I say ‘good for her”! She is gorgeous now, so who cares about what she looked like in the past. Secondly, Tamra needs to get over herself. Not only is her personality that of major white uneducated trash, she is NOT pretty at all. That goes for her looks and her personality. Her extra long hair extensions are waaaayyy too blonde for her skin tone and they only make her look drawn out and much older than her 45 years. Her makeup is too much and she needs to lose the leathery tan. All that and shape up her middle aged, flabby body (Tamra cut out all that alcohol, it’s only making you flabby), improve her personality and that should help.
to I Hate TamraWillow says:
I agree with some of the things said, I really like Tamra, until she because focused on Gretchen. That seems to be all she things about or showing off skimpy cloths. I do think she is a nice looking woman but her personality has changed the ways I see her. Its like shes always showing off or trying to out do gretchen. I just say get over it. Gretchen’s younger, hasn’t had children is carefree. Two different lady’s in two different stages of life. I think they could have been best of friends if Tamra was so catty. Its probably to late now I would say, but I probably wont watch it this year if gretchen isn’t on the show, and they would need to stop attacking her.
Example, Vicky. Your going on about gretchen, I remember seeing you out without your husband flirting, sitting on men’s knee’s and saying your boobies want to come out and pay. Hum, don’t think I’ve hear gretchen say things like that!
All I have to say is you all say and do things that could be thrown back in your face and you know eventually gretchen wont be around to pick. Maybe the focuse will turn to you vicki or Tamra. You could take lots of footage from the last few years I’m sure which would blow what’s going on with gretchen out of the water. Hum maybe thats a good Idea TV people.
Tamra – remember her saying something about the vibrator and omg who uses one with a cord of something like that. Shes always in sex shops or whatever you want to call them. etc. She was so much nicer when the show first started. Her beauty to, has gone down. Shes trying to hard to hold onto that title.
I think that Between Tamra and Vicki we could have a pretty good show of bad behaviours or unbalanced lives. vicki always working, never relaxing. Controlling her husband and being selfish, things need to be her way and he can’t go on trips.
I’m sorry alittle tired if things seem mixed up
to WillowTotally her!!!! says:
This is totally her! I went to Baylor University in Waco, Tx with her..back then she was in the Karate Club! She looked just like this! Surprisingly she is still the same girl she was in college. She went to some Beta Theta Pi party on a barge and left with this guy Michael and came back with his jizz in her hair. Sooooo classy!
to Totally her!!!!Oh My! says:
That is definitely looks like Gretchen. How can you not be able to tell? Small mouth, her eyes, and the hair. Atleast she still has beautiful hair. To be honest… I don’t think Gretchen is pretty. Maybe in certain camera lighting but her face is nasty. She tries to cover up her horrible skin with all that make up when you can clearly still see how bad her skin is. She is the coolest one on the show. All the OC housewives are ugly but out of all the ugly housewives… Gretchen is clearly the prettiest. As far as Tamra goes… Her and Gretchen both think there all that. Tamra and Gretchen both have horrible skin. Alot of you say Tamara looks old… Of course she does! She is OLD! Gretchen looks her age because she had surgery. But they both suck!
to Oh My!Crazy stuff says:
It’s been fun reading all the posts here. The banter here is almost as fun as the show. If there wasn’t all the drama there would not be a show. I have opinions about them all that I won’t mention here but I do like to see what’s going to happen next. Who is going to piss off who…..lol
to Crazy stuffKarieAnne says:
I don’t care if that is her, Gretchen is absolutly beautiful now! Wish I could afford some some little TLC surgery.
to KarieAnneAnonymous says:
You people are so sad. Do something important with your life like raising money for the Food Bank or working with children who have cancer. It is so pathetic that you waste your time on petty issues like children in preschool. Seriously, get a life. If you do, you may actually become better people and start to like yourselves so that you stop hating others. Good luck talking to the big man upstairs when he checks on what you did with your time on earth.
to AnonymousGood Advice says:
You people are so sad. There are starving children in the world and diseases that still don’t have cures. Just accept yourself and others and do something of substance with your lives. What a petty, pathetic and sad bunch of nonsense. Stop wasting your time with who is prettier than who and spend some quality time thinking about causes you could be of some help to. Pretty is as pretty does and this circus of jealousy is ugly. Go talk to a burn victim or people with no limbs. Maybe that would give you all some perspective on life. Here is a news flash… The World Doesn’t Revolve Around You.
to Good Advicecanadian milf hunter says:
Who cares !!!!!!!!!!! Their both good looking!!!!!!
to canadian milf hunterWillow says:
Wow, The hate I’m hearing from people amazes me. If this was in your children’s school, I believe it would be called bulling! You people are getting so much pleasure in name calling, judging her on her looks etc. Well I’m sure you all have pics from the old days you don’t like or may not look so flattering. Instead of being wow she looks good, your putting her down.
Not everyone is happy in there life, and she seems happy in her’s even when the world seems to enjoy belittling her. She happy go lucky, and you know, I’ve never seen her put down people the way you are all putting her down.
I haven’t heard anyone from the show say there sorry to her for things they have said about her or did. Even when they found out after it may not have been what they thought. Like the Pink Harley. Lots of girls would love to have one, Tamra thinks its all about out showing her. Tamra was one of my favourite girls on the show. Now she is just seeming like some that is unhappy or bitter. Shes so focused on gretchen, because to me it seems she insecure about her own looks, or unhappiness in her life.
Come on girls of the OC, think about this and it was your children. (and others on here who seem to love to do this. ) Not everyone is the same, and the one thing every shares is we all have feelings. You know what they say about sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt me. I don’t believe that, I think name calling, telling people of you were fat etc do hurt, and hurt far more than sticks and stones. Those types of things stay with you forever. We advertise all over the TV to stop bulling, and there’s a number for children to call for help. Why should it be different for adults. What are children learning by everything thats going on in the world when people are so happy to talk like this online and on Reality TV shows. I don’t think it really makes them believe that bulling isn’t cool, or that there really is help, especially when a beautiful adult on tv is being attacked. You know,
to WillowJo De La Rosa Says...SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE GRETCHEN says:
Don’t you have something better to do besides leaving a whole novel of a comment trying to defend yourself? How about you go make yourself useful and lick LOSER Slade’s asshole! SLUT!
to Jo De La Rosa Says...SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE GRETCHENjimmie_james_43 says:
Sure this is that “gold diggin’ wannabe hottien “… this is proof that with a few dollars you can l;ook like almost anything… Gretchen had obviously used the dollars to get fake boobs, lipo-suction, and a nose job. Too bad she could not do anything about that “pie-hole” (mouth) of hers. She hooks up with a Dead beat dad (Slade), and thinks that she is doing good!??? There is a saying that we use in the pen ” Water finds its own level”< and it is super obvious that birds of a feather….
Need I say more? Come on Bro….. If you can’t see Gratchen for what she is, then get a hold ogf me and I will hook you up with a sweet “girl” that will give me the cash you give her… ’cause after all, you’re just a “trick” (or Mark) what-ever you prefer…
to jimmie_james_43Seriously? says:
Her face isn’t fat at all in this pic, neither is her body. She actually looks kind of cute. It’s kind of funny that people are calling her a gold digging this and that, but then making fun of the way she looked BEFORE she started using men’s money to reconstruct herself. It’s pretty lame. Let’s face it, she’s not the brightest bulb in the pack and she’s not necessarily a great person, but she IS smoking hot and WAS okay looking before she became half plastic.
to Seriously?Anonymous says:
Seriously,
Seriously???? Are you blind? Cute?
to AnonymousI think people are calling her gold digger because a gold digger is a “woman who associates with or marries a rich man in order to get valuables from him through gifts”.
I doubt it… very seriously… that Gretchen would have been with Jeff if he wasn’t rich. The only reason women go for men old enough to be their grandfather is for their $$$$$.
julie says:
what the hell
to juliejulie says:
what the hell???????????????????????????????????
to julieDale Ayer says:
Gretchen,
to Dale AyerYou have so much going for you and I think you are much better then the other girls.
You have your new makeup line going, and I wish you the very best with it.
You are on my list and I would rate you a 12.
xoxoxo
classy says:
grossssssssssssss now i know why she is a slut look at that girl. i bet old guys were the only ones who would put there finger in that hey sladerator keep ur finger in it eeewewewewweeweweweweeweweweeweweeweweweeewewewewewewewew.
to classyJessica Cullen-Black says:
Grow up people!!!!!!!! Don’t hate them because you aint them!!!!
to Jessica Cullen-BlackAnonymous says:
Gretchen is a dirty, gold digging tramp. I can’t stand her or her ridiculous laugh. She’s an idiot and she’s disgusting.
to AnonymousAnna N*cole says:
Gretchen is obviously a gold digger with an ape like face. why does everyone always praise so called good looking people and then those pretty people get cocky and big egos and treat people like crap. Americans should stop worshiping celebs and start admiring people who are actually making a difference in this world. All the housewives lay on their back for money except jeana and vicki
to Anna N*coleGroovy says:
I think it’s awesome that after Jeff died all she inherited was debt! Time to find a new trout! Whatever happened to Slade’s $$$ he seemed to have a lot more when he was dating Jo.
to GroovyAnonymous says:
i went to school with her and this is a PHONY pic of some pig.. she has always been beautiful inside and out and all natural… SO EFFF U HATERS.. ur just a bunch of jealous ugly PIGS.. GO eff yourself and GET A LIFE
to AnonymousHolly says:
Is it just me or is this the ladies of the OC commenting back and forth with each other? Because it’s mildly entertaining/kind of annoying.
to Hollyslanging says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
:break: just pooped myself laughing sooo hard:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
to slangingAnonymous says:
O M G WOW! FUGLY ASS BITCH! DAMN SERIOUSLY…LOL. I’m glad I’m naturally pretty. WHAT A FUG ASS BITCH NASTY!
to AnonymousNadine says:
She just came out in an interview claiming that she has never, ever had work done on her face or body. How in the world did her lips plump up? How did her nose change shape? How did her teeth turn into veeners??? What a fricken liar.
to NadineDEEZNTS says:
I went to highschool with this slut. I always knew she was an undercover hoe.
to DEEZNTSwow says:
Lol looks photoshoped to me.
to wowIntervention ;) says:
Really? These are ALL STRONG and INTELLIGENT woman! Why are you austrisizing them? Do you have your own show??? Have any of you been married to the elite?? ANY OF YOU!!!! Ya’ll wanna sit there and claim you are better than them! Don’t cut your nose off…despite your face! Bringing others children into the mix is less than disheartening! You should all be ashamed! Quit egging these women on! There are great qualities to all of them! If your fans…. then you should be encouraging them to make up. If you aren’t fans… don’t watch the show! Quit acting like you belong in a farrow!
to Intervention ;)lover says:
I love them both.
At times both are lovely and magical and yet….
to lover~mistakes made and low roads taken by both.
Isn’t that why we tune in?
Good Luck Ladies…Remember to watch your words carefully…you can never take them back……………..