The Russian D-Bag

March 17, 2009 Gonzaga, Seattle 7 6,219 Views

The Russian D-Bag

The Russian D-Bag

THE DIRTY ARMY: This guys name is Artyom. He is the BIGGEST D-Bag I have ever met/dated! He will make you wait for sex! Stop in the middle to ask what you are thinking, ask if you are in PAIN! He will tell you his profound emotions WAY too soon and WAY too often! Then when you dump his ass, he will send you creepy messages and random song lyrics and random i love yous. Oh and the best random “Have a great Day”. And then he will text your friends and threaten them and their families with his Russian “people”. He will talk about himself like he is the sh*t. He will talk about what he can buy and have, but cant really. He laughs like a girl, and sounds like a child on the phone! I thought Asians were suppose to have small d*cks….. Apparently Russians do, and they DONT know how to use it.

One look at this guy and I could have known he was a creeper.- nik