True Life: I’m a Sorority Sl*t

THE DIRTY ARMY: This hideous beast in the purple has a terrible habit of taking her clothes off and getting her Sorority kicked out of parties because of her behavior. This is a proud Woodinville Alum where she excelled in dyking it up on the basketball team. This heinous lagoon creature from the depths of greek row might just find her purple ass in your bed one drunken night. Gentlemen lock your doors and hide your liquor this girl is a boat full of crazy!
The thought of that girl naked will haunt me for the remainder of my days.- nik














Is that grimmace from McDonalds??
This chick is wearing the same dress my grandmother was buried in!
That is a nice curtain she has on.
Okay, the girl in the purple is actually the nicest most fun girl!!! I used to know her and she is sooo great!!
whoever wrote this is just jealous.
SAD!!! I went to high school with that girl and she was super nice I don’t know who would write this!
This girl IS a boat full of crazy. My buddy barely dodged her. Total nut job when she’s drinking.
this girl came to my house in the greek system and was extremely drunk…. She was all over my friend from canada, which he did not enjoy. In a drunken moment of genius he threw in some chewing tobacco to hopefully deter this beast. She proceeded to make out with him and pack his dip with her tongue. This was followed up by him spitting in her cup and she drinking it. goodtimes
there are people we knew from high school, and then we go away. Yes she can be nice, but when she drinks, leave 20 ft of space between her and your junk.
What house is she in
delta zeta. i escaped her
Ried to join our house during informal by stalking her neighbor in the dorms that we liked and would totally show up uninvited ALL THE TIME. psycho.