**According to TMZ, Gretchen lies again.
These are not even your pictures and they weren’t taken from your camera. Get a life instead of ruining others. You just lied to your legal team (who needs to be more professional than going to the press). At what point are they planning to send me the C&D? Or should I just print a copy off TMZ?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it seems like Gretchen Rossi has a history of ripping off “older men”. Apparently, she has been named in a law suit where she took advantage of an “older man” in a real-estate transaction, that happened 3-4 years ago. Is this true? Sounds like the same thing that her ex’s family is saying as well, “she is a complete fake and preys on the older guys…..” The story continues with her, the truth will come out!
Can someone email me Michelle’s phone number, Jeff’s ex-wife. I need answers, the DIRTY ARMY needs the truth.- nik
(Click On Images To See Large Version Pervo)
**Michelle- Answer the phone.. left you a MSG. Thanks for the number DA.
Also See:
Another Exclusive Image: Gretchen Rossi And Her “Friend”
The Real Gretchen Rossi Before The Gold Digging

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220 Responses to “Exclusive Images: Gretchen Rossi, Caught With Her Pants Down Again”
she prays on older men? what prayer is she saying? she could pray over my greg any time. However, I am pretty sure that douchebad bob who wrote this meant “preys.” so much for education.
Copying RR, I see.
Lottsa girls wear hats Reply:
April 15th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Cmon…so I can’t wear a hat either? pffft
SHE LOOKS WASTED DRUNK i MEAN NAKED WASTED.
Warning, your greg must be older than 50 to enter this mouth.
how entertaining…what a sk*nk, but we knew that…too bad OC is trying to name her woman of the year
Elisia Reply:
April 15th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
She was raising money to find a cure for cancer, idiot. Did you?
Show the picture from college where she looks like a walrus with a wig on!
Dr. Frankensite Reply:
April 14th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
lol!!! she does look like a walrus with a wig.
Totally doable. But she’s looking for her next sugar daddy!!
I would not bang this dirty h0
She is the complete opposite of class…and probably the oldest chick in the world to take a sitting-on-the-pot picture. I thought those were reserved for 14 year olds. Her body looks good for 40 but I’d have to put a paper sack over the face. Too manly.
After seeing her fat college picture posted on here a while ago, I no longer thinks she’s even decent.
Steves for the gays Reply:
April 15th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Are you for real?
She’s uglier in candid shots. They must’ve used really good editing and make up artists to make these housewives look attractive.
Loves her, leave her alone. He is bad ass, and he will kick your @ss!!
I would eat the corn out of her sh!t!!!
If i was an older dude with a load of cash…..hopefully she would prey upon me.
I heard Vicki stands up when she pee’s, F**king Wh@re !!!
How come she looks drunk in every single picture? Honestly..
Nik,
Usually I will hit up the Dirty just in case I catch some slimey skeeza i’m familiar with on here. What I have noticed is that you are always raggin on this female or that dude or”douche” as you put it, who are you anyways bruh?
Some version of Perez Hilton who thinks they are hard because they aren’t as FEM as Perez? Comedy bruh.. GLENDALE!!!!!!!
i BET YOU ARE THAT GUY WHO WEARS THE OPENCHEST SHIRTS WITH THE BIG WATCH AND THE ALL TO UNIQUE,”MANHAWK”…LOL
Lease that benz with 3 roomies in Newp? Keep on simpin my friend..Always talkin about “no racial remarks” but you are always referring to asiansand mexicans in derogatory ways….
any word from your camp Patel? You freakin Undercover Dune Coon
tahahahaha.
"Gretchen LOL" Reply:
April 19th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
I’m a wh*re and I love to take it in the ass ..
ANY OLDER GUYS + WITH A TERMINAL ILLNESS , PLEASE CONTACT ME AT REMOVED , THANKS!
She is a wreck - not hot, decent bod - the space between her nose and upper lip is awkward.
Oh pppuuuuuhlease. If anyone prson found an opportunity to do better we would. Our morals are in the crapper today. Look around. Point the finger at the person looking in the mirror. Where all my sugar daddies at.lmao. older is sweeter and established. doing no wrong here.lol
get off Gretchens Clitoricals already lame asses.
If I’m still hanging out with people that will take my picture while on the toilet at her age, just shoot me
Old, rich trouts are stupid.. I’m a “younger” rich trout and I NEVER fall PREY (not pray) to these gold digging skanks. FLASH THE CASH, dress to impress, let these hooks know you’re rolling, but NEVER spend. I used to be a monkey, spending $150 on dinner and PRAYING (not preying) the date ended with sex which rarely happened. Now, I barely spend, never return calls, ask hooks if they have drinks at their apt, and roll the Benz S550 to Costa Mesa and bang. Kenny Rogers bought this hook a 60k+ ring, a new bike? Moron.. I would have bought myself something nice.. waste of money.
Fake Ring Reply:
April 15th, 2009 at 10:54 am
The ring is a CZ. It was just a prop for the show.
Venom® Reply:
April 15th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
100% correct.
Best one to do is let the other suckers at the bar buy the girl drinks all night and then she leaves with you.
The S will get them every time.
NB CB Reply:
April 16th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Venom, I was at Gen Kai in CDM a few months ago and saw a group of HOT blondes, all early to mid 20’s, 8’s and 9’s. The bill came up and one of the hooks raised it… “Guess the amount!!!!” An OLD MAN in True Religions, giant Rolex walked up, grabbed the bill, and paid it… WHY? I don’t care if he’s worth 100mm. WHY? It’s not like one of the hotties left with him. Donate the $300+ to the homeless, breast cancer research, Negro College Fund… it’s a better cause than feeding a bunch of brainless, broke-ass tricks who can’t afford to eat out.
Jess Reply:
April 19th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Exactly. I’ve never understood that either. Those guys are CHUMPS. Those broads were probably laughing at how they took advantage of yet another chump, while on their way out of the restaurant.
Anyway, I’m glad you now see the light. Paying for these broads’ attention will get you nowhere fast.
She is smokin hot. You have yet to post a pic of her that isn’t hot. It doesn’t matter if she wears makeup or not or is sober or not……she is GORGEOUS!
Guess that’s why you are so pissed you can’t have her nik?
LOL Reply:
April 16th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
You joking? I have yet to see a hot picture of this woman. Did you see the one of her from her college days? Might change your tune a little.
Bravo Reply:
April 17th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Gretchen is the only one that uses the term “smokin hot” nice try Wretchen
She is hot and rich and people on here are JEALOUS, HA! HA! HA!
Lick it up losers because even wasted she is the hottest girl still.
This pic proves that she was just as hot in college as she is now. This woman is HOT!
My Tamra would never pee on a plain potty like this.
Anica Reply:
April 16th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
God girl….they just keep trying to dog you. We’ve all had shady people in our life who we thought we could trust before. Funny thing is, you don’t look bad at all in your pic
And yeah….keep her famous bitches!!!
I hear a crazy rumor that there is a picture of Gretchen holding her poo . . . classy. Or do guys like to see women with hot bods holding their poo?
This pic only shows a hot woman peeing who has absolutely no cellulite and perfect natural boobs. What a concept, REAL boobs and no plastic surgery!
The girl was just born gorgeous and hot, that’s why tamra the beast is so jealous.
BORN gorgeous and hot? Did you see Gretchen’s B4 picture? NO plastic surgery? Pfffft.
Jeff took his wallet down to the plastic surgeons, showed them a Malibu Barbie and said “I want you to turn Ms. Roly Poly into this”.
BTW, BRAVO is leaning against inviting Gretchen back for breaking the rules and nasty surpises surprises surfacing. Maybe another nasty skeleton tumbling out of the closet will do the trick.
JMO in the end Gretchen will be back.
whatever Reply:
April 19th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
oh bullsh*t….
oh lets not let someone back cos they create drama and ratings!
who would ever wanna see hot b*tches with nasty surprises?
your an idiot
She looks greatI Do you look better than her? Doubt it. Shut it up hater. Bravo will have her back, as she brought them huge ratings.
I agree, Gretchen looks GREAT!!! And looks are everything. Who cares about the perjury, promiscuity, fleecing old men and nasty pictures? Pffffft.
Yeah Nik…although you know she gets you traffic so……
Hell, I am looking for a goldigger. She exactly what I need. I give her money and she kisses my greg, what could be more perfect.
Bravo has already asked Gretchen back, she is their golden egg. The paps only follow her around, they don’t care about the other housewives.
The woman is hot and nice, she is so much better than those old hags.
nik, You want to talk to Sharon (one of jeff’s FIVE wives) so you can find out the “truth”??
Sharon tried to sell her story to the national enquirer (now there is a reputable rag), she is desperate for money and trying to make a dime off of Jeff’s death.
Yeah, she is a really reliable source……Nik you are an even bigger moron.
Get over the fact that Gretch would never give you the time of day and has her own money.
Really Reply:
April 18th, 2009 at 4:50 am
Where is Gretchen getting her own money? Does she work? It seems to me that looking as hot as possible is her full-time job . . . and going out with Slade.
Cutenbored Reply:
April 19th, 2009 at 9:39 am
It seems that Nik asked for MICHELLE’S number, not Sharon. You, ‘nik get a life’ AKA Gretchen, are in fact the moron not Nik. …And just out of morbid curiosity ‘Gretch’, What kind of sk*nk allows pics to be taken of them while on the toilet? That is a ‘fad’ reserved for underage bar hoes… Just sayin’
Gretchen is hot!
She looks great for sitting on a toilet. Clearly, that wacko Jay who Gretchen said stole her memory card from her camera is putting these out. The man is a sick nut and a stalker..YES stalking online is serious.
Gretchen is wearing the same bathing suit, hat, and earrings as the pictures in Photoglou’s Palm Desert March 2008 MySpace album. Same bracelet in one pic, same wallpaper as the bathroom pics. She was engaged to Jeff at the time.
Got to love it, takes a pic of herself on a toilet then bitches…
She looks like the female version of that country singer, you know the better than a dirt sandwich guy according to the girl in that movie that showed her, Sharon Stone,who ever she dated.
She looks like the female version of that country singer, you know the better than a dirt sandwich guy according to the girl in that movie that showed her, Sharon Stone,who ever she dated. Dwight Yoakam.
The guy taking the pic is a stalker? Never knew a person to look so happy when a stalker took pictures while they were dropping a “deuce”.
I have a feeling someone won’t be returning for the next season of the Real Housewives of Orange County.
Bye bye Gretchen.
You would think after all this she would have learned a lesson about staying away from losers. But, nope. You are the company you keep, Gretch. Time to start acting your age. Your real age. Oh and stop comparing yourself to Tamra. It’s like comparing Darfur to North Korea. They both suck and no one wants in.
I want to hear the one person in the world who thinks pics of a girl on the toilet is sexy…..wait, maybe not, because only pervs think that.
Toilet pics are the #1 trait of retards.
BTW, who is this bim, some reality show bim?
I bet her breath smells as bad as her ass. She’s getting ready to pinch a loaf and log toss that brown fella.
Nik,
Can you comment as to why thedirty.com was having problems this morning around 7:20 AM ish? Yes, I know i’m a retard for waking up that early, but then when i happened to jump over to TMZ they had this story about the C & D yadda yadda yadda..did the two happen to be a coincidence? Also, I want to big up this commenter from TMZ..they tore this gold digging c*nt a new one. Enjoy!!!
“14. This OC WH*RE is pathetic. She is a gold digger at it’s WORST… because she ADVERTISED IT!!! “Taking care” of an old man to his death… and f*cking a total TOOL on the side…. for all to see on t.v. because she is a FAMEWH*RE… and now she’s CRYING ABOUT IT??? She didn’t think anyone would uncover her secrets,.. LOL!!! I suppose maybe she shouldn’t have gone water skiing while her “love” was dying in a hospital bed. I hope she GOT NOTHING in his will.., Gretchen….he didn’t marry you FOR A REASON!!! He KNEW what you were about… not to say he was any better because he wanted a dumb wh*re on his arm instead of a woman of TRUE substance. And… Sweetie… a picture of you sitting on the toilet should be the LEAST of your worries considering you are going to BURN IN HELL for the tragic life you live!!!”
Who cares! The old guy got some 30 yr old p*ssy before he died. Good for him. I’m sure he knew she was a hooker anyways.
Gretchen is so hot! Jay sits and masterbates to this picture. and He is so jealous that she has moved on and wants nothing to do with him! He can’t get this story to go anywhere, so the only place he can continue to try and defame this beautiful girl is at the dirty! what a joke this guy is. He doesn’t even get that if anyone really cared what he had to say it would be up at other sites and magazines etc.
Did I mention that no matter what he tries to do he keeps making Gretchen more poplular and shows us how hot she is! What a looser!
Nailgirl Reply:
April 20th, 2009 at 2:50 am
No kidding, he is a pathetic stalker trying to defame her at every turn. What a loser. Her dead fiance knew excately what he was getting into when he started dating her. Gretchen just sucks at picking men!!! LMAO
I’d rather see her pee then that NASTY WH@RE Vicki !!!
Gretchen is a LAME, GOLD DIGGING BITCH! Go away, your 5 minutes of fame are fading away fast…I don’t think a lawsuit will help it out much hunny.
Save it for Jay Reply:
April 19th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Ummmm, you don’t know yet that Jay is the one sending the pics in? He’s the one keeping her on here.
If everyone truly wished for Gretchen to go away, they’d stop posting/printing crap about her.
The truth is, she brings in the traffic and money for the websites and magazines. They are the ones preying on her stupidity and good looks.
Bravo will never drop Gretchen. Wouldn’t be surprised if she got her own show.
I thank Nik for posting this information and exposing this gold digger. Please Nik do not remove this. You are the best!
Dirty Army 69 member
Wow, one lame ass post today. I guess RR, Pucker and Nickel had the day off. This site is getting so lame, rename it “High school musical drama rehashed” Brought to you by an aging, Drunken Rug Pilot, who like Peter Pan, refuses to grow the fuk up!
Gretchen is hot. Look at all the hype surrounding this lovely lady.
PS i think it’s NO COINCIDENCE that Tamra’s son, Ryan Veith, is all over Nik’s myspace page. I guess Nik is TEAM TAMRA.
Ha! Ha! I saw that Gretchen filed a “cease & desist” against your slimey, stalking ass. Good for her.
You, Jay and Tamra are truly parasites for constantly sitting around in your trailers and posting nothing but trash and lies.
Glad you will have your day in court you slimeball.
Gretchen Rocks!!!!!
Tamra it’s so obvious by the white trash postings on here that you are posting your usual crap.
Stop having sex with your son you pig.
Ok, why is she pissed about a toilet picture but yet doesnt care about all the pics with her so-called stalker wearing her ring from Jeff?!?!?!
It’s true. He smells.
the story doesnt go anywhere cuss, its not a story. genius
A real estate transaction? I’m pretty sure as a “real estate agent” she only ever had a few transactions.
Gretchen is hot! This woman is amazing. Could you imagine if you were to put RR side by side with Gretchen? Why bother! RR is fugly. Gretchen blows that Rexic biaatch away!
She isn’t that hot - mid 30yr old ho. Yeah Slade is a winner - lol. they deserve each other - both broke and bleak futures. she will really ho it out soon, not to older guy - but anyone. nasty sk*nk
This girl has an incredible body. I doubt anyone of you posters here have or will EVER have a girl with a body as nice as her’s. Give her a break losers!
Jen
I LIKE GRETCHEN SHE WAS MY FAVORITE HOUSEWIFE! AND OMG- JEFF DIED? THATS NEWS TO ME, I HAVENT KEPT UP WITH IT! AWW. PRAYERS GO OUT 2 HIS KIDS!
I Would Rape Her….
if men are stupid and fall for her games then thats there own fault and stupidity. men play games with women all the time. so if shes got it like that then stop hateing on her.
I want to bang her sooo bad, Hey I am in Ocotillo. Come have some 31 yr old GREG….
Like any of us that have been posted here authorized or submitted our photos to be posted. She is an idiot.
Not True Reply:
April 20th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
That is simply not true, most photos here are unauthorized by the person in the photo. Get it straight.
I would let her give me a Blumpkin nothing more
In return I will give her a Dirty Sanchez.
Cause I’m a giver. But really she is over 40, to quote the great Al Bundy “who cares about 40 year old women”?
well at least she is keeping it classy….she does have shoes on..
Hm…i wonder how many other housewives from fakenbake county have been on this site to comment…
I dont think she is a bitch, bitches dont wear cowboy hats while taking a dump…she is simply a washed up burlap sack of a wh*re that even her step dad wont touch anymore…
poor old guy who died….she is a real anna nicole smith over in the OC…nothing is classier then a bunch of old rich white republicans getting it on with a 30 somthing sl*t, real family values right there…no wonder they keep losing elections…
thanks for deleting my post Nik-y boy. I will write it again:
I think it’s highly ironic that Tamra’s son Ryan leaves comments all over Nik’s myspace’s comments. “yeah bro…” Obviously, Nik is TEAM TAMRA.
Get a life Nik. How often do you and perv boy e-mail each other on MySpace about new ways to degrade Gretchen for Ryan’s and his mother’s pleasure? You really have no lives or penises.
Best blog ever… and the comments are the icing.
COMEDY
Too funny!!!
“Housewife” to Website — Urine Trouble Now!
Posted Apr 19th 2009 9:30AM by TMZ Staff
It’s safe to say Gretchen Rossi is not TheDirty.com’s #1 fan.
“Real Housewives of Orange County” star Gretchen Rossi is pissed off about a photo that was posted online of her on the toilet. Her lawyers fired off a cease and desist letter to the TheDirty.com, demanding the pic’s removal.
In the letter, Rossi claims the pics were stolen from her and posted without her authorization. The photo is still up on the site.
Here’s what we’re wondering … who takes a picture of themselves on the toilet? Just askin’ …
You're Blind? Reply:
April 20th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Can you see both of her hands in the pic? She didn’t take the pic herself silly…..Just sayin
Gretchen is hot……the hottest woman in OC for sure.
The only thing hot about gretchen in that picture is her burning asshole after she just dropped a corn fried duece. I’ll bet it looks like an afterburner on a F16.
Let’s see, she had Pee Paws greg, then Jay’s greg, now Slades Greg, she’s gonna need some botox on that thang.
gretchen has the WORST skin ive ever seen on anyone who is on tv…except those ppl in the before pictures in proactiv commercials. gross. watch the show. its cakey and disgusting. ugh. get some laser scar therapy and some meds for your gross fat pizza face. the girls who look at this site are TEN TIMES hotter than you and better than you in every way gretchen.
Nik…myspace friends with Ryan Vieth, so shady. Aren’t we, the visitors of this site the ones who should post comments? Why, would ANY comment be deleted? Is this a blog site, or a personal issue of yours?
whatever Reply:
April 20th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
so f-ing what. ryan has been poseted on here too and nik called him gay. duh.
Truth Reply:
April 20th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Nik = Team Tamra. We should just call Nik and Ryan “Bravo ButtBuddies.” F*galicious!
Tamra is at her obsessive postings again, so sad that a woman in her fifties who is a total wh*re sk*nk has nothing better to do than stalk a woman half her age.
Gretchen looks hot in these pics, the girl is hot no matter what. HA! HA! HA! Guess that drives you jealous sk*nks crazy, lol!!!!
Nik is a f*g, he is butt buddies with Jay and Ryan.
I am so glad Gretchen filed that against the Dirty.com. The owner is obsessed with her and is stalking her.
There are too many pyschos in this world like Jay, Tamra and Nik who do nothing but post pure lies about her and Jeff…….they are true parasites.
Jay Jay bo bay banana fanna fo fay fee fi mo may….GAY!
lol
WOW I love how her dirt is coming out. Keep up with the great pics!! Lying b*tch… Tamra knew all along!
Idiot Spotter Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Tamra is an idiot. Her mouth made her the most unpopular housewife EVER. Dumb B*tch.
Nice picture… except for those stupid logos over the best parts
Geez, why do people have to hate other people and try to distroy the better people with private pictures? What goes around comes around 10 fold, this is too bad that someone would stoop this low and send off her pictures, would the person who sent this do this if she wasn’t on a reality show? Do they feel threatened by her? So they try and bring her down this way? Poor Gretchen! Beautiful no matter what! And she doesn’t look like a man at all! Must be jelousy speaking! She is gorgeous!
she is an ugly wh*re and deserves to be humiliated
It's over "Anonymous".. Reply:
April 26th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Aww, desperately trying to trash some more are we? Now I wonder who would try to keep it going? You seem to care way more than anyone else…..hmmm
Jeff was married 5 times before he hooked up w/ gretchen, plus he was a multi-millionaire. he was not a stupid man, he knew exactly what he was getting into. she’s totally smokin hot and he had the bucks…more power to her. the fact that she may have slept w/ this jay dude is pointless, jeff and gretchen were not married. and after months and months of jeff’s illness who wouldn’t need a physical relationship.
Wow you sure have pissed off the obsessed Gretchen fanatics. I love it….lol. They were ok when Ryan’s penis picture was posted here?. They commented on that like rabid rabbits. Isn’t there a saying…If its good for the Goose then its good for the lying white trash chicken head?? OHH MY–LMAO!!
I don’t care what everyone says, I will love to have that women at least 4 1 night!! would not you?
She obviously enjoys posing on the can. And I don’t mind. Go Gretchen.
She is coming back. Bravo could not let their ratings golden girl go. She has you guys to thank in part. I am glad too. she was actually alot of fun to watch.
Let me guess, I’m pretty sure, in fact maybe 99% sure, most of the women here are fat slobs who sit and watch TV all day or are very plain with the “No man ever looks at me cause I’m nerdy look” your boyfriends/husbands are probably cheating on you with GORGEOUS girls.–I can’t recall a man attracted to a cellulite and flabby slob nor a plain nerd with no sense of style ?? Believe me, I hear it all day at work, men from all professional departments who complain of their overweight, plain looking wives/girlfriends ??? They state “they let themselves go, I am no longer attracted”—-Join Jenny Craig and maybe you’ll gain some self esteem—-:)
Tamara and Vicki are such jealous c*nts and deserve any hardships that come their way for the way that they treat Gretchen. I can:t wait to see that bitch Tamara get dumped by her husband. Gretchen, good luck and I hope you do well
Honestly, Who cares. I think shes just young and beautiful. She is living life. She is a grown woman and she can do as she please. She went threw a loss in her life and maybe she went threw a hard time. get over it seriously.
GET A F*CKIN LIFE … YOU PEOPLE R F*CKIN LOSERS! LIKE REALLY WHO CARES ABOUT THIS WOMAN WHY SHOULD YOU ALL CARE? JESUS CHRIST READ A BOOK WALK YOUR DOG SPEND TIME WITH YOUR FAMILIES THAT UR PUSHING ASIDE SO YOU CAN POKE UR NOSE INTO THIS GOLD DIGGERS LIFE.. F*CKIN PIECE OF SH*T LOSERS.
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Gretchen is a pig. She wold fuck a anyTHING if it would pay her. She is the same old whore that has been there since the beginning of time. She gets paid and has a VERY high protein diet…keep swallowing… so as long as there is someone rich who likes swallowers for dollars, she’ll be around. And fuckabouts just like herself to defend her. She protesteth too much because she knows her soul is blacker than black
whore, ladyofthebright, sucks. She’d do anyone, drain anyone’s “protein” if it gets her a dollar, (and she’s UGLY)
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She young, beautiful, and carefree. SO WHAT! Let her live her life. I’d hang with her if i had the chance.
She sweet young and beautiful and very positive and upbeat and we now know she doesn’t pee in pools
gretch is one hot piece of ass and knows how to work that thing
She is who she is, complaining about her is not going to stop people from being like her and old men from wanting to be with her.
She holds a place in this world that most of us would rather not, so thank her for being her so the rest of us don’t have to.
We all do what we do to have what we have, some of us just do a little more for things than others, people have done less for crack rocks than she has done for a beautiful house in the OC.
Haven’t we all done things we are less than stoked about in our pasts?
I guess we are all lucky that no one wants to see most of your mistakes on film.
At least she has a hot body and a not so bad face, so if we are forced to look at her nude it’s not revolting!
Live and let live, and hypocrites….. your looking at these pictures for a reason, if there weren’t a market for it no one would see them!
I think Gretchen is just a donut hole in a donut store. Such a snake in the tackiest of all tacky disguises, i.e. cheap clothes. I see nothing real about her and beauty is more than skin deep. You have to have character and intelligence as well. She does not have that. She has horse teeth and moles all over it. GROSS! PUKE! NOT ATTRACTIVE!
I think Gretchen is the most attractive of all the housewives.I am very sorry for her loss also; My only concern is Im not sure if she realizes her potential. The camera absolutley loves her, an the viewers adore her. She is a natural; If only she would get rid that loser she calls a boyfriend and land a movie deal. Im sure she would excede everyones expectations.
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Lamar Odom Dating Khloe Kardashian?
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**Update** Big Brother Bimbo
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Obama Calls Kanye West A Jack Ass
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Caption of the Day
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Great Jam- "Lookin Bro"
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Nickel Is Looking Frail
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Pastor Manning Calls Obama The Devil
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Alpha Phi's Newest!
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The Hills Is A Dk
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Tom Brady Real SGM?
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They Didn't Get the Memo
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9/11 Comedian Chad Brown Loves Celebrity Deaths Too
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**Update** Huge Picture (Pun Intended) For TheDirty.com Of Leper
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The Youth Is Our Future
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9/11 Is A Joke Potluck Party
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Kanye West Apologizes For His VMA Actions
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Dirty Girls Of Stl
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Baby Mama Drama
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Kayne West- He Could've Just Said "I'm A Douche"
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OC Trouts Bring Tijuana To Vegas
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Caption of the Day
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Dirty Pastor Steve Anderson
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Bustdown Barbie A.K.A Same Face Strikes Aagin
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VMA Video That Viacom Is Taking Down
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Caption of the Day
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Nik Richie's Fantasy Football Squad
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Everyday Westbank Citizen
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Caption of the Day
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Leper Moving To LA
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DIRTY BRIA
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Leper, Has Not Changed
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The Eyelash Monster
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Exclusive Image: Miss California Carrie Prejean Exposed **Update**
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RichieRexic Not Invited to Vegas?
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RichieRexic Looking Creepier Than Ever
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**Flash Back** Sext Messages Gone Wrong
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RR Is A Real Racist
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Rocket Queen
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Lying Dirty Nickel
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RichieRexic Doesn't Need Timberfake
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Warning This Video Is Not Suitable for Children
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Message From RR to Pucker
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**Update** Amber Alert On Leper
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Westwego Tr@mp Exposed
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RichieRexic Has Friends
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Team Pucker
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RichieRexic is Green With Envy
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The Real Deal
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**Update** Huge Picture (Pun Intended) For TheDirty.com Of Leper
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RichieRexic
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MySpace Or Yours?
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The RichieRexic Plague
+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"


hmmm, she looks decent, I’d give her a back rub.
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Sorry but.......... Reply:
April 14th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Decent? She looks like a complete guy in the face. Look at that chin! lol
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Elisia Reply:
April 15th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
You must be joking.
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Anonymous Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 12:40 am
She looks like a complete guy in the face? either your a fat ugly chick that doesn’t appreciate beauty or a butt-ass ugly guy that would never have the chance to bounce up on it!!!!!!!! She looks HOT on that toilet. Never thought that sitting on the toilet could be done with such class!!!!!!!!
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Dale Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
ummmm, I guess you look better lol.
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Who Cares?????? Reply:
April 19th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Who the hell cares about this woman?? Nik, please stop posting pics of her, its taking away precious space for douche bags wearing Ed Hardy with kick ass tribal band tats and spider sides!!!!!!!!!
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ekw Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Who cares??? You’re too funny. I’d love to do a show where all it is is talking to guys with barbed-wire bicep tattoos and tribal tattoos on their necks and ask them how they got so cool. Every week we’d hear from another ignorant douche about how he and his bromen get thoroughly ripped and get new tats, like Chinese characters on their backs. What’ll theyh come up with next? Who knows? They’re so hard to put into a box, y’know? They don’t do boxes.
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Amebr Reply:
April 20th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Gretchen dont worry you still look hotttt!!! Even though some retard took your pix on the toilet! You can wear a garbage bag and still look hottt! Who gives a F^%$$ what these people say…Dont wake up thinking about them and dont go to bed thinking about them! The sad thing is they are thinking about you….Good or Bad at least you are being talked about!!! Like Marylin Monroe has said once…..
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Mike Reply:
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Just out of curiosity, is that how you spell your name? If you can’t spell your own name, shut the hell up
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Simon Reply:
April 21st, 2009 at 12:02 pm
hahaha wow, ya Gretchen is pretty hot even though she is caught dropping a deuce!
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Marcus Reply:
April 21st, 2009 at 12:26 pm
yeah she is decent, she has a nice ass too. Looks like she is busy unloading there though haha…o well everybodys ass stinks!
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