THE DIRTY ARMY: This b*tch is in a sorority, thinks that she’s this southern belle slathering her verbage in a disgusting, distasteful southern accent, she moves though social groups faster than a bad trend because of her dying urge to f*ck everything under the sun. I’ve heard her FATHER remind her to take her birthcontrol as far back as highschool so she’s not exactly the new girl on the block. She hangs out at City Limits downtown and for some unknown reason feels the need to hoist herself onto the mechanical bull frequently to jiggle that shit around for all to view (&then spew) but honestly believes shes sexy. So tell me Nik, after being slipped a rufie, blindfolded, with a novacain numbed greg, in a dark room with no witnesses, and with a BJ from Jenna Jameson before- would you?

Answer: No, I could still feel her fat jiggling all over me.