THE DIRTY ARMY: dis iz alley aka the quieffa… be aware boyz she luvz to pee on boiz lapz nd she f*ckz guyz so dey wnt leave her nd she dumb nd fckin fugly i herd she a lil bushy down der to. nik, she belongz wit da apes nd she thnkz her sh*t dnt stink she thnkz she the coolest persn eva to.
Here is a perfect example why America needs to reform education.- nik
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If there was anymore Z’s in this post I think it would put me to sleep. zZzZzz
you are an idiot.. do you really think it makes you look cool to speak/type like that???
That girl is pretty and what the hell do you care if she has sex or a bush? Grow up.. sex is natural and people do it every day.
Is that really how black people type? Wow. I blame Snoop Dogg.
It’s probably a jealous little white girl, TRYING to act black.
Not all black people talk like that.
I know because I Decided.
hahaha classic…
How does one earn credibility using grammar like this?
that is officially the funniest post i’ve ever read. it took me about 14 minutes to read it.
Im glad that people like this are making the rest of us in new orleans look like a bunch of dumb a$$es
(TRANSLATION)
Hi All!!
This is Alley, also knows as the queefer. Boys, please be aware that this one likes to urinate on your lap! She also has intercourse with men so they remain in her control. Her intelligence is lesser than average, and her looks also conincide with her surposed brain power. She is what many call a “natural” woman in reference to pubic hair! Some feel that she belongs in a zoo, while she herself feels that she is better than the rest. Thank you very much for reading my post, as I convey intelligence and a firm knowlege of the English language!!!
Have a great day!
(PREFACE)
heyz dumdumz. lern how ta f*ckin speek u sounin likz youz neva made it thruz da forf gradez. thiz b*itch u speek of iz waaaaay abov uz cuz i bet she dont speek like dat. ur a f*ckin joke.
talking about how ta speak, it dont sound like you made it past grade four b*tch
i love allleyyy
Go back to pReScHoOl~*~*~*
^ LMFAO
Hahahahahaaa, this is terrible.
Maybe people would take you seriously, if you could spell.
You made yourself sound borderline….errrr…just retarded. nice english you non-educated, wannabe, poser, d*uchebag…….
Jesus, is this really how people spell now?
whoevr wrote this nice try being “ghetto”
but i love alley :]
THIS IS F**KING STUPID AND WEN I FIND OUT WHO PUT ME AND MY LITTLE SISTER ON HERE.THERE IS GOIN TO BE SOME PROBLAM, AND IM NOT EVEN PLAYING. SO IF YALL LITTLE F**KING KIDS WANT TO KEEP PLAYING THIS GAMES THEN KEEP PLAYING THEM. BC THERE IS GOIN TO BE SOME TROUBLE.
d*ke ass
hahahahha thatz so fcked up that not only u was on this btch but now ur sis hahaha shows how fcked up yalls family is haha n ugly ass fck. yalls momma had to drop yall on tha FACE when yall were born. peace scary ass u aint bout sht go fck ya ugly fat ass old lady with tha dildo nasty.
i love alley
omg grow up alley is really pretty and i love her alot.she is not a wh*re or anyting like that.she dont screw boys so they will stay with her they stay with her because how gorgeous she is.she respects herself in everywhere and dont put herself out there like,,ummm Some people.she is very nice and everyone likes her,except for HATERS.The rest of the sh*t put up there about her is sooo stupid.,like seriously Get a life and stop being jealous off her cause thats all this is about
I LOOOOOVVVEEE YOUUU ALLEEEYY!!
wow
alley is like the sweetest person ever,whoever posted this is retarded
alley is the nice
and idk y people are retarded yall need help
you must be retarded if you think that
I Loveeeee Alllleeeyyyy
grow the f up alley is fine in nothing is wrong with her i bet who ever post this is really just talking about them selves
i lovee alleeeeeey, shess sexxxxxy
it literally took me 5 minutes to read that and i STILL dont understand wtf your talking about!
chalmette high
I thuohgt finding this would be so arduous but it’s a breeze!
Welll somebodys tryna act a lil ghetto huh?
hahahhahahhaha thatsss cuteee
annnywaaaay, I love you Allllley!
& sex with everyonee? hahhahha you musst know soo mucch bout herrrrrr; hahahahhahaha
welllll anywaaaay, you gorgeous, f*ccccck em babygirrrl
lauren put you on here
Hey, you’re the goto expert. Thanks for haingng out here.
put u out theaaa hard
nuttin but a hoe
i love my alley keiff!!!!! dont believe a word they say baby girl you are none of that.
Dey mad cuz ol boy got head busted for messin wit her
hahahahaha… tricked you all!! I am a stupid lap peeing hoe!!!
Nik what happened. Next thing I know I get a WordPress installation page and nothing from the Dirty. Your the best Nik.