Chicago’s Best?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Ashely is beautiful and so is her best friend Romina (the one with +2s). Would you either of them?
Answer: Nope, All I see are MAC Forcefields covering weathered faces and stupid frontal hair poofs.
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HOW ABOUT THE FACT THESE GIRLS HAVE SLEPT WITH PRETTY MUCH EVERY GUY IN CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE SWEET BUT STD’s ARE NOT LOL………… SORRY GIRLS TO KNOCK YOU BUT IT’S THE TRUTH.
Wow Nik, you are on a MAC kick. You must have a forehead fetish.
I use to date ashley and let me tell you what a wh*re, c*ke head and cheater. She works at creshendo with romina now. Its funny you posted this cuz I b*nged both chicks
Pick a better picture. These girls are gorgeous and sweet. Why all the hate?
I’m also very bitter because she cheated on me several times. I used to buy her drugs all the time that’s why a douchebag like me even had a chance with her. Did you guys see how gay my tattoo is? She made me get it.
I’ve heard alot about Sammy and the drama between the two. Oh Sammy. Nonetheless, they are both sweet girls just make bad mistakes.
But a better picture must be put up bc they are both hot!
whats romina’s myspace. imma hit her ass up
lol ashley works at hooters and has a baby.
she does not work at hooters and she does not have a baby.
i think they r hot 2 … i’ll bang both at the same time!
Stupid frontal hair poofs turn into amazing handlebar hairdoos bro…the perfect tandem bike
i know both of them and they are both super nice and cool girls…i would love to do dirty things to them but they both have bf’s!!!
they love the ball players
ew that Romina girl is dirty looking, gross. GOLDdiggerrrrrrr.
yup ugly
i love how regular clients are responding to this post. effin H**KERS. wh*res.
chicago sl*ts.
These girls are definitely sk*nks
sammy sammy sammy… never will learn will ya buddy
Romina is nice, Ashley’s a sleazy b*tch! Both aren’t nearly as cute as [some] people make ‘em out to be…
Homina is nice because she wants your money or drugs. She is a fake and a phony. Trashley is better of the two. Both are c*ke heads and sl*ts.